#i live for this

[miyakuli]

This time, Blitz will be there to protect him <3

[jonjaydami]

So I need to know what animal they think is the batfamilies special interest.

Like we all know they are on the spectrum like look at Bruce. He's a 30 year old man that dresses as a bat and don't get me wrong there are several reasons he dresses as one but it always has something to do with the animal itself and I always think that's funny how it's even used as a joke in several comics, and animated movies/ shows.

So Bruce knows everything about bat's, shape color, species, what food they eat and how they live and even the different culture views on bat's. He could talk all day about it if asked and he always does it with the utmost care. Like he was giving a speech at a gala or speaking to the league.

I think we all know Dicks is obviously Robin's. Cause why else would he choose to be a brightly colored vigilante that's after a bird from the north? I feel like after moving in with Bruce he took a quiz on what bird he would be cause he was studying birds in school and got a Robin and took that to heart as a passion and not only learned everything about a Robin's but that had just become his identity for awhile and he loved it. Bruce when he heard it at first had thought it wouldn't work but after making him his own costume and even watching several videos on the birds he thought it fit his son nicely.

Jason didn't break away from the Robin role and embraces it actually. But he was always way more shy when it came to discussing his favorite. I think he would have a fascination with bugs and snakes and would absolutely be the kid with a spider or a beardy. He once convinced Bruce to get him a baby beardy and then it became an obsession. He had a sweatshirt that even had a cartoonish looking beardy printed on it and he proudly talks about it to any one who asked. Bruce would silently close his eyes and soak in all the information about them he could.

I totally think Tim loves frogs and even sea creatures. He has a tank with shrimp in it and his boyfriend makes fun of him and calls him a shrimp farmer but he also has a tank that has glass frogs in it. It's a huge tank that takes up over half his room and he loves just watching them sleep and even makes cute little tiktoks with them. He always is getting cute things for the habitat and going shopping. He also takes Damian on these trips. Because they both enjoy walking around and even stopping to pet or talk to the people who bring in their dogs. Bruce also enjoys walking into Tim's room and seeing the frogs and shrimp and even says hello to them before leaving again.

Damian is no stranger to having a soft spot for animals but I know he loves cats and dogs. He is definitely a cat person. Alfred the cat is his prized possession and he will proudly take pictures and then draw them. He loves using his animals as drawing references and has multiple books filled to the brim of just them. Sometimes if they are really good he goes to Bruce and asks them to be laminated so he can hang them up in his room because they deserve to be celebrated and respected. He also tells Bruce odd facts about his animals. How Alfred (the cat) specifically likes to sleep on his left side and enjoys being scratched behind his ears the most.

Bruce loves his weird sons because he is weird and for Christmas he always gets them something related to their animals because it's like a bonding experience for them. Some days they don't even talk about anything but their animals but I can imagine them all settling on a couch and out of pure bordem putting on documentaries and spending time just listening and learning. Of course this could also lead into some heated debates about who's animals is the best.

Jason: no you don't understand

Damian: *scoffs* actually Todd you never understood anything

Dick: ok well I set the whole thing for Robin soooo

Tim: oh please you were eight!!

Bruce: I think we are forgetting how bats-

Kids: *groan because they have been hearing about bat's for over half their lives and are tired*

Alfred just walks in and smiles as he sets a pitcher down.

Alfred: actually you are forgetting how important bee's are to the environment. Which is why I plant only the best pollinator friendly flowers

Cue to everyone rioting cause after all this time Alfred has never talked about the fact he is in fact a bee guy. Ever since he started working for the Wayne's they let him have full control of the gardens and he always loved that in the bleak of Gotham he had his own personal eden with the flowers. Bruce's parents also appreciated him for this and would let Alfred do as he pleased when he would passionately talk to them about the bees. Even when they passed away Bruce had always assumed Alfred just did it because he didn't trust anyone else.

Which was part way true but he loves watching them bumble around and bump into each other as he works.

If anyone knows what Duke, steph, and Cass would like please comment or feel free to debate!! Just please remember to be nice and save the bees 🐝

[lorethebookworm]

YOU KNOW WHAT HAS GOT ME KICKING MY LITTLE LEGS AND SCREAMING MY HEART OUT THESE DAYS?

How not only the antagonists in Hazbin Hotel don't win but they ACTIVELY help the cause they are trying to destroy

You know Adam? That idiot was such a little bitch "yeah I can't wait to exterminate you guys so I'll come to hell sooner than expected:))))"

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CAUSED?

the threat of the extermination made charlie so desperate that she called her father which fixed their relationship, giving her a very powerful new ally, and also allowed her to have her meeting with heaven thanks to which the angels started doubting themselves only to be COMPLETELY proved wrong thanks to Sir Pentious. Who died saving his friends. Saving them from the troops that ADAM sent.

By being his cocky bitchy self Adam started a series of events that made heaven look like fools, proved our girl charlie right and led to HIS OWN DEATH

I'M GOING FERAL

ALSO I'm not forgetting our dear Vox, who sent sir Pentious to the hotel to spy on alastar and generally just to create drama AND INSTEAD provided Charlie & Co with a friend , a protector , someone who died for them AND PROVED THAT THE CAUSE THEY WERE FIGHTING FOR WAS GOOD AND WORTH IT!!!

[gleafer]

LORDY LORDY!

Reddit’s favorite steamy fandom sub @goodomensafterdark is hosting an ineffable smut war starting on this Monday and ending Valentine’s Day! Writers and artists will be submitting their sauciest fandom creations in a friendly battle to see who gets the audience sweating more!

It’s all in good fun and EVERYONE wins a whole month of creators serving the spice!

Come join us, maybe you’ll find your next favorite writer or artists! (Why not both??)

[mylifeingotham]

[urmingirl]

'Haegeum' Dance Challenge - Sope 💜

[cedarrthefluffylee]

HEHEHEHE GUYS !!!! (0:49)

WE WIN

[ticklepinions]

When people can't get a sentence out because they're laughing so much >>>>>

And when its tickles-

They're trying sooooo hard to apologize for teasing you but they can't even think straight with all the wiggling fingers and the extremely ticklish sensations that follow~

[monkee-mobile]

EVERYONE REJOICE!!

once again it’s….

🎉 WEIRD GIRL WEDNEZDAY!!!!! 🎶🎺 🎊👏👏

always remember my friends that

SHE ⬆️

is WEIRD.

a weird girl.

[jonjaydami]

Does anyone else think that Bruce Wayne is secretly like a pinterest mom. Like all I can see is him in a brown cozy sweater, eating some hot soup Alfred made and literally just scrolling on pinterest.

Looking at things he thinks the boys would like. Like Tim he keeps getting those banners that say stuff like "I eat kids" with Bertrum on it and sending stuff to Clark while he's at work cause he wants to know what his boyfriend thinks about this new cute pair of socks he wants.

Clark thinks he has a problem. He does have a problem. But he will not admit it and will argue about it until he's 6ft under.

[projectbluearcadia]

My Happy Place

308 words of Luci Fluff :D

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I have a dream. It’s a sweet dream, where I sit across from you, smiling gently as I sink into the cushions of your armchair. A velvety garnet. 

The fire on my right crackles gently, sending warmth and heat rippling against my side. It pops, sending a bright spark racing and clashing against the grate. 

And then I meet your eyes, the scent of woodsmoke overpowering the smell of grapes as your hand unscrews the bottle of champagne you promised earlier that day. POP! goes the bottle, and I can’t help but smile at you as the foam of the beverage stains your gloves, the gloves you make such a fuss about all the time. 

You take my champagne flute, pouring until it’s almost full, and you hand it to me with a wordless smile. Oh, that smile. It’s so decadent and so warm. It’s like a fire keeping my soul from burning out. This is the love that you afford me with just a simple thing. 

Before you can pour your own drink, I recklessly take the bottle with a chuckle and watch your mildly annoyed expression resolve into amusement as the bottle’s lip clinks against your own glass. The bubbles rise through the pale yellow liqueur, sparkles glittering high above it and popping against the glass like a mischievous fairy. 

With both our glasses raised, I look at you in the eyes again, absorbing every contour of your face, every loose strand of hair, every imperfection. I close my eyes, and I hear our glasses ping. 

“To me, for you,” Lucifer says to me, his lips simpering into a honeyed yet playful smile.  

“For me, to you,” I reply with a smile, and in your face I can see how much such a thing touches you. You are mine, and I am yours. 

I love you. 

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I originally wrote this out for a God-ish (Hehehe) day but later decided this is PERFECT for this blog.

[gracegordongreene]

Catherine Willows and only letting Sara call her Cat

[mylifeingotham]

[squidpostimg]

Listen, you absolutely need to play miitopia

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME AHHHHHH

I have more screenshots but I’m too lazy to port them to my phone :3

[exemiin]

ein is astarion’s stupid babe

[cubiccle]

Is it just me or did Jere appear a tad shy during the intimate bits compared to Tommy? Like flushed 🥺❤️