#iincorrect

[alitheakorogane]

*during the planmaking for saving Dvalin*

Venti: So that’s my plan.

Diluc: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Venti: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Diluc: It fucking sucks.

Venti: That’s not constructive criticism.

[gho2ty]

2triider2 love beiing proxiie2.

[sinisterexaggerator]

Shriv : Here you go, Cad, a nice hot cup of caf! Cad Bane: It's cold. Shriv : A nice cup of caf. Cad Bane: It's horrible! Shriv : Cup of caf. Cad Bane: I'm not sure if this even IS caf. Shriv : C U P.

[whumpberry-cookie]

Fluff scenes (8)

(Cv: Mention of the name of the medicine, iincorrect usage of medicine, nonhuman whumpee)

Whumpee's a cat-human hybrid. It's late evening, when Caretaker is quietly relaxing after a day of work in his room. He is reading a book under a blanket, having made sure that the treating Whumpee doesn't need anything. He has previously tucked Whumpee into bed in the guest room, given him warm cocoa for a better night's sleep, and assured him that he is right behind the wall in case something bad happens.

And just when Caretaker thought nothing more of this long day would happen, his Teammate rushed into his bedroom in a panic.

T: "-what oN EARTH HAVE YOU DONE?!?!"

C: "Eh, excuse me?"

T: "Whumpee runs around the room, growls strangely, is all excited and throws things off the cabinets all the time!"

C: "Strange… I checked a while ago to see if he was okay. He was having trouble falling asleep. He was a little scared, so I gave him cocoa and safe herbal drops that I use myself"

T: "VALERIAN?! DID YOU GIVE VALERIAN TO A HALF CAT?! DO YOU KNOW HOW VALERIAN WORKS ON CATS?!" As Caretaker shook his head helplessly, Teammate swung the door to the room open, from behind which a wild mewing sounded. "YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

They both look at eachother in silence. Then they hear a loud crush of glass and even louder, wild "mrrEOWW!!!". They both run to the livingroom.

"NO! WHUMPEE! NOT THE LAMP!!!"

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Next ->

[stevensbf]

2he maii2on my talo tiill ii hou2e. (loud iincorrect buzzer)

[joonosey]

iincorrect wangxian

Wei WuXian: Not to be dramatic, but I would die for you gege.

Lan Zhan: YOU ALREADY DID.

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Peter: sometimes i get so caught up in being gay that i forget i never came out. 

[itsjuice-art]

Deceit: I can’t believe I’m single on Valentine’s Day.

Remus: Well, you know what they say. Roses are red, violets are blue…

Deceit: Don’t.

Remus, holding up a bottle: Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

[redbloodtea]

Duke Thomas: Hey, do you have a bag I could borrow?

Tim Drake: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burdens of my stress-filled existence.

Duke, completely done: Literally all you had to do is at no.

[forthereaderinserts]

Minato:I have to seal away the other half of the Nine-Tails and since there isn’t anyone else I’ll have to use myself as a vessel,followed by sealing my soul in the Shinagami for eternity.

Uzumaki!Y/N:Or you could seal it inside of me,never tell anyone,I run away and you live to see your son grow up.

Minato:How did you-

Y/N:Alright I’ll stay,but just because we’ll both need the emotional support and I want to be in my nephew’s life.

Minato:No-

Y/N:Yes.

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Thank you for gracing me with this

[inprogress-predicament]

Incorrect BatFam Quote

Tim: Why must you attack me with words?

Damian: What do you want me to use? Rocks?

[incorrectiland]

tw// mentions or murder

murderer: i see you

jaebeom: oh yeah?

jaebeom: do i look good?

[gho2ty]

liike no iim not attracted two hiim or really anyone of you but iif you keep tryiing two argue wiith me iim goiing two a22ume youre tryiing two piitch fliirt. why el2e would you keep iinteractiing liike that? why el2e would you argue wiith me? we are on tumblr.

[cosmiclatte28]

he has the whole stars in his eyes

baekhyunn : taeyong, *intense stare* your eyes make the stars look like they are energy saving bulbs

taeyong : really 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[2cumlord]

@pro8lematic replied to your post:

…Was that it.

I mean. You’re right.

yeah ii am alway2 riight.

[andystanktop]

lorenzo: and you brought a friend!

alec: he is literally the love of my life but go off i guess