#in the case of Jason it is wonderful

[nelkcats]

Blob Meditation

It was no surprise that Sam had the worst temper among the three of them, Danny thought it was because she worried too much, Tucker thought it was accumulative stress. The thing is, nothing she did helped with calm her down, which was why she suggested her friends to leave her alone for a few minutes, she didn't want to punch them.

They agreed and Sam sat on the castle stairs, she was stressed about her parents, college and Danny's safety. She was thinking about how to get him to move with them to Gotham, where Jazz was working but Danny wasn't comfortable with that. He wanted to help as much as they did, and it was obvious he wouldn't be able to contribute anything if he moved.

The fact that he had to hide from vigilantes who never paid him any attention before also frustrated him.

As she was thinking, some blob ghosts came bounding up to her, she pushed them away and continued on, but they swarmed and enveloped her. In a few seconds all her stress was gone and Sam looked at the blobs in dismay, though they gave her an idea.

Frostbite commented to her that the Blob ghosts were relaxing due to the fact that they purify, negative emotions were part of that. Sam smiled and offered Danny his business idea, the halfa looked at Sam doubtfully but hesitantly accepted.

Soon there was a new business popping up in Gotham. A relaxation and meditation center run by a young man, although it seemed to have a confidentiality agreement if you became a member. Strangely, both Rogues and regular people were attending.

The Batfamily became suspicious and sent Red Hood to investigate. A few days later, Jason was a member and was as calm as they had seen him in years, not even angry with Tim or calling him replacement for a whole week. Bruce began to worry that he had been caught in some kind of mind control.

Sam was happy that the business turned out good, seeing the room full of Blob ghosts was not surprising, they all floated around Danny and his "clients" happily, she guessed they were feeding well, Danny also seemed happy to contribute something to pay his University and their shared department so everyone was winning.

[arrowheadedbitch]

Jason: Chill out, Tim, it's fine, dude.

Tim: That was the last thing my mom said to me before she died...

Jason: Oh God, I'm so sorry-

Bruce: I thought you said the last thing your mom said to you was "Eat your veggies"?

Tim: I lie a lot.

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

I feel like Battinson would adopt seven children and then forget they Actually Need To Go Clothes Shopping because he hasn’t been outside as Bruce Wayne in like three weeks and he’s too embarrassed to ask Alfred so he just gives them his clothes and then in the morning finds all seven children sleeping on top of the chandelier huddled under one of his huge ass black coats like sardines and then he asks them if they want a bed up there and Alfred just stares at him in disappointment.

[mrgaretcarter]

Ted + Appreciate

[evilwickedme]

if Buffy Summers and Jason Todd met each other they'd both just sit there awkwardly quipping at each other which is too bad cause they have a lot of interesting similarities such as

- my blorbo

- fights things at night

- older sibling

- dug their way out of their own grave

- shadow self (Buffy has them, Jason is one)

- I'm obsessed with their hair

[jasontoddssuper]

I simply don't think Dick or Jason would ever be attracted to Slade.Dick's one of the finest people in the DC universe and rizzed up Arsenal and the princess of Tamaran herself without even trying while Slade is a divorced pseudo-cop who has no living family members that like him,got shot in the face by his wife and has been getting his shit rocked by kids for decades and Jason's not the kinda guy to sleep with just anyone,much less someone who looks like they colonize countries,so i doubt that would include his girlfriend's dad.I get that y'all got daddy kinks and nobody in your pants but sometimes projection isn't the right solution

[badgerunderwear]

Been on the Bruce Wayne hate train since day one and there’s space for everyone

[starscelly]

doing what they do best (playing on the ipad mid-game)

dal@edm 3.16.23

[jumbledjupiter]

I’m gonna be real with y’all, I’d much rather have no Robin at all in the sequel to Batman 2022 then have Jason Todd, Tim Drake, or Damian Wayne be the first Robin instead of Dick Grayson. I do not give a fuck who has the most ✨realistic✨ story. If you’re not starting the Robin line with a wild little circus boy then you’re doing your Bat franchise wrong.

[gayemeralds]

god you know the conspiracy theories about how jason todd died in universe would be off the charts you KNOW people would be convinced that bruce fucking killed him

[nelkcats]

Multiverse in Gotham (again)

Danny could admit that since he discovered he could open portals on his own he had been a bit excited, and maybe he didn't think through the consequences.

After the third time he failed to close a portal in his own dimension and had to call Wulf, he thought maybe the scenario wasn't helping him, so he switched dimensions. The DC universe was weird enough to accept random portals opening and Clockwork seemed to agree with his reasoning, despite the obvious reproachful look he was sending him.

But it seemed that the Master of Time was letting him make his own mistakes, Danny hoped that was a good sign.

The problem was that he forgot the fact that Wulf was on vacation (his friend had warned him not to practice his power until he was back, but the halfa wanted to get better and surprise him) so he had no idea how to close all the portals he had opened.

That would be fine, if the other dimensions hadn't noticed the portals. Danny glanced nervously at the dinosaur, before shifting his gaze to the overgrown Batman and the female Joker. He grimaced, he was pretty sure they weren't from the dimension he was in.

Gotham had never had such a strange afternoon. Bruce was going crazy at all the signs of danger appearing in his city, though his system couldn't seem to find the source. He really hoped it wasn't a repeat of the Crisis on Infinite Earths.

For his part, Danny was still trying to close the portals when he heard someone clear their throat behind him. The halfa slowly turned to find Red Hood and Nightwing looking at him, both had their arms crossed and a look of disappointment on their faces (how did he know despite the masks? Danny had no idea).

"Would you believe me if I said it wasn't me?" Danny asked, hiding his glowing hands behind his back with a nervous laugh.

[to-the-stars8]

I'm at the lowest point in my life.

I'm writing smut to Nickleback. Fuck.

[iverna]

hey remember when I was joking-but-not-really-joking about how I wonder how long it'd be before Jason learned about AI and pivoted from NFT to the new techbro nonsense? WELL

(x)

I looked at the Xavatar Twitter and of course there are lovely AI-generated images now to help promote their crap

not the least bit surprising tbh, he's exactly the type of guy who's totally cool with other people's stuff being stolen as long as it benefits him

[duparoberto]

I have nothing better to do

[anonymous-tals]

Sometimes you’re too overwhelmed to do an elaborate drawing and you just gotta sketch some little guys being silly and goofy.

Gob and Buster have the neurodivergent sibling bond.

Michael is forced into a one-sided-neurodivergent sibling bond, haha.

If Tony ever leaves the house without Gob, I think Gob would likely, like, text him intermittently, if not all throughout the time that he’s out.

[jasontoddssuper]

Jason:Your prosthetic looks cool!

Sal,surprised but in a good way:Thanks!!!So does your helm-I mean,hood!