#in this essay I will...

[nadiajustbe]

"Megan Parry is Sophie Hatter who didn't succeed" is a bit too optimistic of a statement. Megan Parry is Sophie Hatter who never, ever really got a chance.

[saurons-pr-department]

Both the Orcs and Clones as 'manufactured' or 'engineered' peoples forced to fight on behalf of people who don't really care about them because they are a tool to be used and gotten rid of once the fighting is over.

[firelise]

TopMew: Sex is a pawn in a game

BostonNick: Sex is a tool for discovery, freedom, self-love, and healing

SandRay: Sex is an expression of gratitude, unconditional love, and commitment

[psalacanthea]

I just realized the guy in DA2 who goes to Anders' clinic because of an STD is voiced by Sebastian's voice actor.

[deludedextracts]

So without doing a shred of my own research, has futurama been cited one of tlt's influences? Because I'm watching the series start to finish and between Bender being cursed to kill his best friend with Fry grieving and offended it wasn't him who was murdered, and the freaky mind honey episode where Leela kept hallucinating Fry's corpse, I'm just sitting here ticking off plot points like a deranged owl

[radiaking]

i would be absolutely thrilled to see vaultghoul become endgame but if it comes at the expense of max's character and he just gets sidelined for that and shit becomes some sort of dumb triangle thing, i will fucking riot

[scarred-serafina-fan]

Scared waysa is dead and tries to get up but can't

Sees Braeden could be dead forgets all the pain and starts pumping the adrenaline to see if he's ok

I love them

[the-acid-pear]

I was watching a video on sigma males because I started watching cr1tikal again and we all he loves those and truth be told I just wanted to see my guy Patty B. but I instead got to see Michael my good friend Michael from the hit show Prison Break from 2010 or something and I did not only get whiplash because who the fuck remembers prison break in 2023 aside from me when I get a vision and start ranting about T-Bag again as a good autistic man with a special interest should but also just the fact of framing Michael as a sigma is FAIR but at the same, is curious like...

Sure, Patrick Bateman has a plethora of mental issues that can be read in many ways, but many of us do interpret him as autistic. Michael is outright so, too.

(sure that's only brought up once in season 1 when Sarah was doing a background check or some shit on him but still.)

So it's like. Are you really a sigma male or are you just a disabled man trying to come to terms with your identity and finding a community for it (and inadvertently falling into the last hole you want to rest in)?

[sweetmage]

I've gotten myself obsessed with a made up rarepair (Astarion/Abdirak) that requires a miminum of 500 words to explain why it makes sense and at least 350 of the words are a backstory I made up out of thin air for an NPC with <5 minutes of screentime (and the backstory is based on a single sentence + 1 dev note out of all of the dialogue lol)

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[pinyatapix]

most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory

like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit

[wilyoldserpentcrowley]

When somebody interrupts me I rarely even say what I wanted to say (if I hold the thought) crowley out here being god's strongest soldier and actually saying what he wanted to say. I am in agOny

The effort to get the courage you need to muster up what you want to say, getting interrupted by DEVESTATING news, then gathering up MORE courage to say what you initially wanted to say is insane

Crowley literally fighting for his life here looking like he's about to throw up and pass out trying to 'hold that thought'

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[demonicsuffrage]

By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families

Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh

Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-

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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am

Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad

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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist

Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane

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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!

Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:

Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?

Bruce: Yes

Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(

Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny

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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?

Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:

Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.

Jason:...no

[ciil]

he is touching vik’s lil mole above his lip :3