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wylanpersnalreadingboy · 2 years ago
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Wylan: I have a plan.
Matthias: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.
Wylan: …
Matthias: …
Wylan: I no longer have a plan.
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trafficfights · 6 months ago
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lewkwoodnco · 10 months ago
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Lockwood & Co. incorrect quotes (2/?) LOCKWOOD & CO. (2023)
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kayadrake123 · 7 months ago
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Batfam incorrect quotes
__________________________________ *Y/N and Steph rolling cookie dough with their hands* *Duke, Jason and Damian walk into the kitchen just as Y/N’s phone beeps* Y/N: Hey Jason, can you get that for me please, I’m a little occupied.
Jason, picking up the phone: From Teddy, “In town tonight, would love to see you. 9pm, drinks?”
Y/N, freaking out: Oh my god, Teddy!
Tim, coming from under the table: Hey, who’s Teddy?
Duke, confused like everyone else: Woah, hey man. What are you doing-
Y/N: Tim?
Tim, shrugging: Sometimes I just sit under the table and listen to you guys.
Damian: What the fuck-
Duke: Weird and gross.
Steph: Makes sense…
Tim: Who’s Teddy?
Y/N, talking to Steph: What do you think he wants? You think I should meet him for a drink?
Tim: Am I the only one kind of dying to know who this Teddy character is?
*Duke, Jason, Steph and Damian collectively roll their eyes*
Tim: I think I speak for all of us-
Jason: Tim, you and Y/N didn’t work out, okay!
Tim: I’m just-
Jason: www.Moveon.org
Tim: www.It’s not about that, okay? Just-
Duke, patting him on the shoulder: Chill out.
Damian: This is so embarrassing Drake.
Tim: Yeah, okay. Thanks.
*Tim slips under the table again* _____________________________________
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C, trying to teach B: step one of flirting, eye contact.
B: I am..intensely.
A: why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?
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dikdikpronouncedxylophone · 2 months ago
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Sanders Sides as Ao3 pt. 80
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yogirt-x-satan-prompts · 6 months ago
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I've been working on this for so long omg I can't believe I finished!!! Based on this post
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cloversplace · 2 months ago
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S.E Hinton: aside from Ponyboy, Sodapop, and Darry, none of the greasers are really attractive. It’s part of their charm.
Warner Bros: think again bitch.
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mari-lair · 8 months ago
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obsessed with @anxiousapplepie role swap au, so have a quick fighter and housemaiden siffrin!
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Virgil: what if every spider you've ever crushed thought it was like living in your house with you the whole time and one day you just flew off the handle and murdered it. Like it just thought you were hanging out together.
Virgil: Has every spider died while feeling a sense of betrayal?
Thomas: Virgil you guilt tripping me will not get rid of my arachnophobia
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notrobinsomethingworse · 3 months ago
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Tim: What Are your opinions on Charles Dickens?
Jason: I’m not writing your essay.
Tim: I’ll give you the location of Black Masks drug stash you’ve been looking for.
Jason: I just got that case! How did you-
Tim: Do you want it or not?
Jason: …
Jason: Fine.
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aureumms · 3 months ago
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i have like a ton of these
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let-roman-bite-someone · 1 month ago
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wdym this is not how the episode went
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brian-kinney-apologist · 9 months ago
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shyjusticewarrior · 1 year ago
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 238
[At a Chinese restaurant]
Jason, reading fortune: "You will commit a crime in three minutes."
Tim: That's pretty direct.
Jason: Right?
Jason: What does yours say?
Duke: Mine says "you will witness a crime in three minutes."
Jason: Tim, what does yours...?
Tim: "You will die in three minutes."
Duke: Jay, I think you're going to kill Tim.
Jason: No, I'm not. Why would I do that?
Tim:, standing up: I got to get out of here.
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dikdikpronouncedxylophone · 1 month ago
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