#jon is so cute in those glasses

[laythestar]

You made me know how true love is;

Words: 359.

Damian wasn’t used to being in a romantic relationship.

  But he wasn’t anything but devoted to those he shared some length of affection with.

   It started slowly, with him sharing part of his lunch with you, mostly because he knew you often forgot yours and he was a very nice person. — Jon sulked because one day he asked Damian to give him a slice of Damian’s lunch since he was in a hurry that morning and had forgotten to pick the lunchbox his mom made for him, just to be met with the most annoyed glare he had ever received —.

   Then, Damian started to give you little drawings of the animals he had since you were always happy to see photos of them. Soon, he started to hold your hand more, started to kiss your forehead every time you two said goodbye — he only kissed you on the lips when he was sure that his family wasn’t watching because they always began to make fun of him —. 

    It was such a shock the first time he said “I love you” back, to the point that you choked on your own saliva and began coughing. It was embarrassing to you, but Damian found it cute. (Don’t worry, he gave you a glass of water to help you).

   Damian always made sure to reassure you that he loved you.

“Dami, would you still love me if I was a worm?”

“Why would I date a worm?” 

“Answer the question.”

“No.” 

“So you don’t love me?”

“Habibti, I know that you know that I love you.”

“Then why would you not date me if I was a worm?”

“Because it would be weird, I won’t even know if you were you because all worms are the same.”

“How do you know that?”

“Habibti, don’t tease me. Why does this matter if right now, I’m dating you?” 

“Fair enough.” 

   Of course that then you would do more tik tok trends with him, you were as annoying as Grayson, Drake and Kent all together. — He still wouldn’t trade you for anything, even if he had to choose between you and the mantle of Robin—.

[dutchess-of-fear]

Late Night

Jonathan crane x reader

Masterlist

It was one of those nights, you couldn’t sleep,

At least not without your boyfriend beside you, he promised to be in bed around twelve o'clock but its gone half past twelve, 'He must be busy again with his experiment' You thought as you got up and quietly walked out of your shared bedroom and went down the staircase being ever so silent.

You then faintly heard some music softly coming from the basement downstairs, you smiled softly as you decided to go to where you're boyfriend busy with his experiments.

You see him hunch over slightly busy with his fear toxin, he probably hadn't realised that you came in which is the perfect opportunity to give him a little spook, as you slowly walk up behind, "my dear? Why are you still awake"

I froze in my spot as he lift his head and swing his chair round to look up at me, "Jonathan? How did you know I was coming up behind you?" I softly pouted as he chuckled gently, taking hold of me hand and softly dragged me onto his lap.

He held me close as I snuggled up to him as he proceeds to continue on with his work,

"Jon? How long until you're finished with your work" I questioned lifting my head off his shoulder resting my hand onto his soft cheek, he leaned into my touch closing his eyes for a moment before reopening them again,

looking at me with his beautiful blue eyes, "I won't be too long, my dear just this small bit and I be done, you can rest on my lap until I'm finished" Jonathan never really showed his soft side to you much, as he hads difficulty being so open, but when he does, boy do you relish in these moments.

He readjust his glasses as he finished up with his work, all the while rubbing my shoulder and arm gently, making me close my eyes slowly fallen asleep on his lap with his arm wrapped around me.

(THIRD POV)

It was another 30 minutes when he finally finished as he leaned back against his chair softly sighing, he glance down and see his love was sound asleep on his lap.

He couldn’t help but smiled as he hook his arms under her legs and around her back, and slowly got up from his seat making sure to not wake his darling up.

He got back into there bedroom and gently placed her on the bed before then laying down next to her, he pulled the duvet over there bodies as she moved around in her sleep, before then cuddling up to him which he couldn't help but think is was so cute.

He then kiss her on top of her head "goodnight my love, I love you"

[orderforbrian]

Day 6 - Time Travel for @jonmartinweek!

im late again but only bc i drew waayyy too much for this lol - i couldnt help it tho i really love those kid-centric aus where jon and martin's future kids come visit their s1 selves - they're just full of so many cute moments and little jokes 🤭 i'm also just a sucker for anything jmart kid related. plus watching s1 jon and martin, who have budged hardly an inch past absolute loathing, grapple with the fact they not only get married in the future but have KIDS too is soooooooo good 😆they get to talking and realize "oh god you really are my ideal partner ohno OHHH NOO"

[Start ID: Multiple images of Jon and Martin from The Magnus Archives as well as their future children for an AU. Jon is a thin Persian man with dark, curly hair streaked with grey and rectangular glasses. Martin is a fat, mixed Polish/Korean man with dark brown, wavy hair, browline glasses, and a beauty mark by his lip. 1st image: Jon and Martin are sitting at a wedding table decorated with flowers, a plate with half eaten cake, and a green napkin. Jon is wearing a white shirt with a dark green bowtie, his hair is slicked back into a low bun with some styled stray hairs. His black suit jacket covers the chair behind him. He has light beard and a gold column earring. Martin is wearing a white shirt with a dark blue bowtie, his hair is styled back as well and he wears a gold diamond drop earring. They sit side by side, noses almost touching - Jon smiles wholesomely at Martin, holding up a coupe glass of champagne, and Martin smiles back with his eyes closed, left hand resting around the base of his own coupe glass. Jon's left hand sits on top of Martin's, each hand has a gold band on the ring finger. The drawing looks like a polaroid, Jon's handwriting at the bottom says "Jonathan and Martin Blackwood-Sims. June 27th, 2023." Martin has placed a red heart sticker and written "J+M" in blue marker on the photo. 2nd image: Jon and Martin are older and pose with their children on their backs. Their children, Mina and Jules, have dark, curly hair like Jon's, Mina has a beauty mark by his right eye and Jules has one on her left lower cheek. In this image Mina has her hair tied back into two pigtails and is smiling with one tooth gone. She wears overalls with a scalloped shirt, a sensory bracelet on her right wrist, and sneakers. She is riding on Martin's back, gripping his shirt with one hand and lifting up the other one behind his head, laughing loudly. Martin side eyes her with mirth, his hair is more choppy and down past his shoulders, he has a patchy beard, and wears a simple lined shirt. In this image, Jules has her hair tied back into a ponytail and is wearing a t-shirt, jean shorts and sneakers with a star on them. She sticks her tongue out towards the camera and winks one eye, both her arms are laced around Jon's neck. Jon's hair is past his ears and he has a fully grown mustache and beard, he wears a collared short sleeve shirt. Underneath ths photo Jon writes "Picnic after 2nd year primary. Mina (7) Jules (8)." Martin has drawn a yellow sun and written in blue marker "too old!!" and a crying face. 3rd image: Mina and Jules (off frame) hold up multiple photographs to younger Jon and Martin (season 1). Martin is wearing a collared shirt and his hair is side parted, cut just past his ears. Jon has his hair slicked back aside from a couple large curls at the front and wears a suit jacket, collared shirt, tie, and vest. Martin and Jon stare down at the photos with flustered surprise, confusion, and disbelief, both blushing. Martin pinches one of the photos with his right hand. Jon holds his glasses in his right hand.

4th image is a 7 panel comic. Mina and Jules both wear glasses and school uniforms with a backpack, Mina wearing a tie and vest, her hair done in two braids, and Jules wearing a collared shirt and tie, her hair in a bob with two clips. 1st panel: Jules outstretches her hand while looking angry at Mina who is looking away with a huff. "We would've gotten here way sooner if you didn't have to stop and pet that dumb dog!!". 2nd panel: Jon crosses his arms and sneers at Martin, who is looking unimpressed and annoyed and holding a tea mug. "They get that from you...". 3rd panel: Mina points at Jules and retorts "Well if you weren't so impatient we wouldn't have gotten caught, stupid!!". 4th panel: Martin lifts up the tea mug to take a sip and shoots back to Jon, who frowns, "They get that from you...". 5th panel: Mina and Jules yell at each other with closed eyes and hunched shoulders, "UGH!!! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ARGUING WITH ME!!!". 6th panel: A simplified drawing of Jon and Martin, one speech bubble connecting both of them saying "They get that from you". 7th panel: Jon and Martin whip around and stare at each other with offended anger, saying "ME?!".

5th image is of Mina and Jules in full color. They have the same descriptions as in the comic, the school uniform is a purple gray, the skirts plaid. Mina wears a green colored sensory bracelet and Jules wears a blue colored one. Mina has a nervous frown, a couple sweat marks coming off her head, while Jules smiles with quiet confidence, a couple gold sparkles by her head. They hold hands in the middle, Jules is slightly taller than Mina. Above Mina are the following words: Mina (Mia) *younger sibling *a bit shy *fave color is green *loves when Dad does her hair. Above Jules are the following words: Julia (Jules) *older (by 11 months) *more adventurous *fave color is blue *loves when Baba buys her ice cream. End ID.]

[junespriince]

you know what fuck you! *Yuri your birdflash* au

Wally: Linda! Hartley! Guys I need help!

Linda: what's wrong?

Hartley: is Chris still bothering you? God, he can't take no for an answer!

Wally: not him, those he did try to sit with me in lecture today, but that's besides the point just, ugh just come with me to my apartment!

Kyle, Conner, Hartley, Linda, Ace, and Bart sitting in her living room.

Wally: so Birdie just asked me out on a date—

Kyle: about fucking time.

Wally: shut up Kyle, and listen!

Wally, huffs: anyways, she asked me out on a date, and I don't know what to wear, she said we're going to a thrift store, and then a botanical garden exhibit, and then a dinner at this way to fancy restaurant and I don't want to make more of a fool of myself then I already have, I mean what if I dress to fancy I'll stick out, but if I dress to lower she'll hate me and I'll never see her again and like this was a dream come true she asked me out, if she hate me then we won't build a house together in the forest, adopt a turtle as our child, maybe have a dog too, and we won't wake up together or make bread together or anything! I need you guys to help me here!

Hartley: if she hates you for dressing comfortably then she ain't it then.

Wally: but she's everything! She's smart, beautiful, talented, her eyes are the most beautiful gems I ever seen, her dimples are so cute, and she takes up half my future planning I can't mess this up, please just help a girl out over here! *Staring to tear up*

Kyle: okay, okay we get it! We'll help, stop crying!

Bart: must be real desperate bringing all of us in here to help.

Wally: very! Kori off planet or I'd call her too.

Ace: okay sis, bring out the outfits you have in mind.

Linda: and the shoes! Oh let me get my makeup bag as well, I'll be right back!

Conner: I'll make some tea and look through your hair products, I'm thinking hair down, help shape those curls out, and maybe a cute hair accessory.

Kyle: can I go cunty?

Wally: no! This is the first date! I need to be cute, but rememberable.

Hartley: let me see your closet, when the date?

Wally: in seven hours.

Hartley: a little bit of a challenge but doable.

Bart: I'll make snacks, and I'll have Kon spy on her so we can match her levels!

Wally, about to cry again: oh my god thank you, thank you, thank you!

7 hours later and at Bludhaven's cafe, lesbian owned

Rania ((Urania ))(Dick*), dressed in a cute and nice little blazer moment, in deep green, dress shirt unbuttoned at the top, Sharp but not too sharp makeup, short hair slicked back a bit, tented glasses rest at the edge of her nose and they're red hearts: My little Willow tree, you are right on time, excited for our date to be late? *Soft chuckle, dimples showing*

Wally, long waterfall curls with a cute strawberry headband, that iconic strawberry midi dress, very little makeup Bec we don't cover freckles in this house hold, nervous: very, I-I,,, I didn't want to keep you waiting is all, rainy.

Rania, calm and collective: no worries, *offers arm* let's go, have a busy night ahead of us.

Wally, blushing taking her arm: y-yeah.

Rania, hours before

Rania, holding her brothers, sister, Steph, Barbara, Donna, her dad, the butler, Roy, and Kori hostage in her room: if I don't look stunning for that pretty girl, I will die! I need suggestions and support people!

Jason: why would we want to help you?

Rania: because if I don't impress her, I'm destroying all your books.

Jason:

Jason: I'll get the makeup.

Roy: girl, I don't know how to dress myself the hell you think I can help you here?

Rania: then support me!

Bruce, on the phone: calling Diana, Selena, and Talia as we speak sweetheart.

Alfred: I'll get the outfit Miss Urania.

Rania: thanks, I just,,, I have to make a good impression on her! My future hangs in the balance with her!

Barbara: getting the gel, Damian get Jon to spy on Willow we need these two to match, sapphics love a good match.

Damian: got it. Do you want some tea Urania?

Rania: yes, please, thanks Dami, you're a good kid, and I love you so much, you know that?

Damian, prideful about the praise: of course I do.

Tim: kiss ass

Damian: hate not being the favorite, I see.

Kori: oh, oh, I want to pick out the shoes! Maybe favorite are in your closet right?

Rania: the Church's Burwood Oxford in black or the Church's Fairstead Oxford?

Kori: the first one.

Rania: uh, in the shoes closet, back right wall.

Kori: yay!

Donna: getting the accessories, you want the tinted pink shades or the red?

Rania: red heart ones.

Donna: gotcha.

Stephanie: let me see those outfits Al, I have a vision.

Damian: hope that vision includes strawberries, West is in a strawberry midi dress, whatever that is.

Stephanie: GASP, it does! I could kiss her! Get the green dress suit!

Cass: I'll get it!

Duke: how her make up Damian?

Damian: soft, they're leaving the freckles.

Rania, blushing: they're leaving the freckles,,,,, Dad, tell them to get here fast and call Harley and Ivy and auntie kate we need those two lesbian asap!

Bruce: got it!

Damian: some chamomile tea, and I have some lavender at the ready if you need it, Urania.

Rania: thank you dami, again *kiss his forehead*

Back on the date

Wally, in her head: wow she's so calm, and pretty, oh focus Wally, you don't need to trip!

Rania, in her mind: god she's so pretty, damn I can the wedding, no, no, focus on today damnit!

*but a Romani name I really like for her also I did use behind the name so if it's not right oops I did look into this

[to-the-stars8]

Love and Neighbors

Clark Kent x Reader Chapters AO3

31- Cherry Pie Fiasco

You always liked the way Ma Kent let you help her with the pies she made. In an odd way, it was a way of bonding for the two of you and made you feel like you were in one of those cheesy, terrible Hallmark movies. More often than not, Pa Kent would sit at the kitchen table going on and on about some crazy story that you would not expect to come from a man who looked like he could pass for an absolute teddy bear. 

“Just like this, honey,” She said as she showed you how to make the intricate pie tops that you had seen online. “Yes! Very good.”

Now you could see why Clark was such a sweet boy because what you had just done was terrible, but the praise from Ma Kent was absolutely heartwarming. She went on complimenting your horrible pie work with as much love as she could muster, and you took it all with a blushful openness. 

“Ma, I think you may need new glasses because that’s some poor pie work—”

“Clark Joesph Kent, be nice!” Pa Kent said as he looked at his son over his glasses. 

Ma Kent shook her head. “Where did I go wrong with that boy, Jon?”

You looked over your shoulder and giggled at the sight of Clark’s priceless expression of hurt mixed with betrayal. For a second, you thought he would stomp off but instead, he reached around to show you how it was really done. 

“Ma’s too nice sometimes,” He said, and in return, Ma Kent mumbled something about no pie for him. “If you’re gonna do it, do it right. That’s what Pa says.”

“Clark’s a know-it-all now, Martha,” Jon said. “Send ‘im to the big city and he comes back like this.”

You knew it was all fun when you felt Clark’s chest rumble against your back. It had to be an old inside joke with them, and you found it so cute that they could joke around in such a way, despite how mean it would sound to someone outside the family. Within seconds he had finished—and fixed— the work you had done with your pie top. 

“See? Better.” He stepped away before his mother could swat him with the towel in her hand. 

You shrugged, happy to just be included. “Don’t worry, I’ll remember this next time you want a pie, Clark Kent.”

Clark snorted, turning around to say, “I don’t think I’m ever letting you near a pie again after the cherry pie fiasco.”

“Is that some type of innuendo we shouldn’t be hearin’?” Martha said, amused. 

The red on Clark’s face was nearly as bright as the cherry pie filling on the counter and you could feel your own face get incredibly hot. The two of you were quick to say no and explain the entire situation of how you, mainly Clark in your opinion, managed to ruin a nice pie. All the while, Pa Kent was sitting in his chair howling with laughter while Ma Kent stood there trying to hold back her own laugh. 

“Never again,” Clark said, running his hands down his face. “I’m never making or eating pie again.” 

That would be a lie as you would later find out when you found him in the kitchen at midnight, clad in his Superman suit, eating the pie straight from the pan in the refrigerator light.

[influenzalake]

Batfam and Superfam + as Chapsticks

Bruce: Basic Medicated Blistex - everybody knows this one and has most likely used it at some point. mf burns your lips though, not for the faint of lip 

Selina: Vaseline Rosy Lip Therapy - one of the popular faves, this one is somehow always getting lost?         ((who else loves the pop and click)) 

Clark: Classic Burt's Bees - a sweet but strong lip balm, seen everywhere but also not for everyone

Lois: Classic Chapstick Cherry, Spearmint, and Strawberry Lip Balm - multifaceted, a balm for your best moments, iconic

Dick: Carmex Classic Lip Balm - the balm you swipe 30 layers on but this shit strong. prepare your lips for peeling and your nose for the fumes. do NOT underestimate.

Wally: Eos Vanilla Bean Lip Balm - so f*ing smooth but always gone when you need it, youll pat your pockets for a while until you realize you either left it, finished it, or lost it 

Starfire: C.O. Bigelow My Favorite Night Balm - this balm will change your life. You WILL be left with an inch thick coat of this stuff on your lips and you WILL never use anything else 

Jason: Vaseline Cocoa Butter Lip Therapy Tub - a little bit different form of lip care, but those who give it a chance will have the healthiest lips , you gotta let it set though! 

Roy: Palmers Coconut Oil Formula - overlooked until deeper into your chapstick journey unless you started here, now you open the cap just for the smell 

Tim: Chapstick Coffee Collection - no comment just laughs, leaning into that Tim Coffee Addict stereotype 

Conner: Eos Spheres (any and all flavors) - was SUPER (*) popular, huge surge, then faded into the background go queen live a normal life 

Damian: Carmex Cherry Medicated Lip Balm - if you open and apply this mf in a public space be ready for some looks. if you use this on the regular and dont flinch you either have broken glass for lips or you eat broken glass for breakfast 

Jon: Nivea Cherry Shine Lip Balm - super cute design super cute flavor but stronger than you think, you apply it in 3 swipes religiously no more no less 

Diana: Chapstick Classic Spearmint - apply at your own risk. seen as an "older person's" chapstick but really the person who uses this chapstick has seen their fair share and chews ice for fun

Harley: Lip Smacker Best Flavor Forever - the variety pack you find at your local Claire's but think about fondly when your brain gives you junior high memories at 3 am

((this is a FANFICTION, do not take as professional / genuine lip care advice. 

I AM NOT A DOCTOR.)) 

see my wattpad for photos

[writingsofwesteros]

Why can I see in the deadwood au, Alanna, Elia, and Oberyn would so be those siblings that get drunk and/or high as FUCK and have dance offs to dornish/rhoynish music. Doran watches from the side, the only visible notion of him taking enjoyment in his siblings acting like lower-class fools is the small smile on his face. Ellaria is no better, probably dancing in her seat along to it. Their kids judge the dances. Cregan, Rhae, Rhaenyra, Alicent, Laena, and Alysor just about pissed themselves laughing the first time they really attended a martell family night. Laena and Rhaenyra join Aliandra. Jon is being bullied into dancing by Arianne. Alicent is cackling and recording this shit, saving it for later when she needs blackmail purposes. Everyone is baffled when Alysor ends up being a reeeeeaaaally good dancer. He keeps up with Elia more than most everyone else could. Alianda cracking a joke about making him be her personal stripper on her birthday is the only reason he lost the dance battle to Elia. He was so flustered that Alanna pinched her daughter and took him in the kitchen for a glass of water to escape the jeering. 😂

BLESS ALYSOR, HE IS TOO DAMN CUTE!

[ali-annals]

there was one prize I'd cheat to win

Pairing: Daminette (background Adrijon)

Rating: G

WC: 1.2k

A/N: Many thanks to the wonderful @sarcasticbambi for betaing this!

Inspired by Say My Name on Ao3 (Drarry), for Ella

Summary:

Marinette can only be roused from her daydreams by one word: Damian.

Damian will only respond to one word: Marinette.

They're so cute, right? Well, there's one problem… They secretly think the other dislikes them, being rivals and all.

~~~~~~~~~~

“Mari, could you pass me those cookies?”

No answer.

Alya huffed. “Marinette, are you even listening?”

Mari hummed vaguely in acknowledgement.

“...so anyways, Adrien was covered in purple goo and then he turned into a cat, can you believe it? I had to chase him all the way to the moon to hold him still so Merlin could dunk him in a vat of dye and reverse it,” Alya rattled off gibberish, testing her friend.

“Oh, really?”

Marinette’s chin stayed propped on her hand as she gazed across the lunch room.

Alya followed her gaze, already knowing what she’d see.

Sure enough, Damian Wayne was scowling at his ball-of-sunshine best friend, who was laughing loudly at some joke– likely at Damian’s expense.

“What do you even see in him, girl?”

“Hm?”

“Damian!”

Marinette looked at Alya, suddenly focused. “What about him?”

Groaning, Alya rolled her eyes. “You are so obsessed with him.”

“Am not!”

“Oh, really? Then why were you staring at him all lunch?”

“I was trying to figure out what is going on in his spiky little head that makes him think he can lord it over me that he got two more points on our assignments,” Marinette sniffed.

“Sure you were.”

~~~

“Mari, you have to get up now,” Tikki squeaked, glancing between the clock and her still slumbering wielder.

“Marinette Dupain-Cheng, what is the meaning of this?!” she cried.

A soft snore escaped Marinette’s mouth.

“Is that Damian Wayne jogging?”

At Tikki’s last-ditch effort, Marinette sprung up and faceplanted into the windowsill, barely catching herself. “Where?”

Tikki snickered to herself. “Guess he’s a fast runner.”

Marinette glared suspiciously at her kwami.

~~~

“Marinette, look out!”

With a grunt, Mari stepped back, rubbing her head from the impact of walking into the locker door.

Adrien sighed and hurried up to his friend. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah-”

“Do you need glasses, Dupain-Cheng?” Damian Wayne asked snootily. “Maybe they’d help you see better in class and you could actually be a challenger for top spot–which I’d still win, of course.”

Marinette glared up at him. “You’re unabashedly rude. Even the most half-decent person would ask if someone was okay instead of belittling them.”

Damian’s lip curled and he took a step back before performing an elegant bow. “My most humble apologies, Lady. Are you grievously injured? Perhaps I should escort you to seek medical aid?”

Marinette’s cheeks burned. “If you’re just going to mock me, you can take your faux courtesy and stick it up-”

“Okay, Mari, maybe we should head to class before we’re late,” Adrien gently laid his hands on her shoulders and steered her towards the classroom.

Damian frowned at them and headed off in the opposite direction with a sniff.

~~~

“Damian.” Jon poked his friend’s shoulder.

Damian batted his hand away half-heartedly, staring ahead at…Jon squinted. From Damian’s point of view all he could see was the board, the teacher, and…ah. Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

“Damian, you have to leave early for that interview, right?”

“Yes.”

“Sad to leave Mari behind?”

Damian turned to him. “Since when do you call her ‘Mari’?”

Jon stifled a smile. “Since I befriended her best friend and became her friend by association. Alya is really quite helpful– I even got Mari’s number!”

Damian’s glare could have rivalled Jon’s laservision. 

“Mr. Wayne!”

Damian frowned at Jon not getting called out but turned back to the teacher. “I have to leave early. I believe my father has already cleared it with the school.”

“Yes, yes, go on.” The teacher waved him away wearily and he grabbed his bag and headed down the aisle of desks.

His steps stuttered at the front, by Marinette’s desk, then resumed his usual long stride.

Heh. Stage 1 completed. Jon subtly air-fistbumped Alya.

~~~

“Dames, you’re staring again.”

“Stop calling me Dames,” Damian mumbled, not taking his eyes off the cheerful table across the cafeteria.

Marinette was in the centre, telling a story that made everyone around her laugh.

Jon heard a quiet growl escape his friend when he saw Adrien laugh so hard he collapsed into Mari.

“Bro, they’re just friends.”

Damian glared at him, then turned back to his Marinette-watching.

“Tt. I don’t care if they’re friends or not.”

“Suuure,” Jon rolled his eyes and pulled out his phone to text his new other bestie.

Jon: We should consider playing more on the jealousy angle

Alya: ?

Jon: Damian is fuming at Mari and A’s closeness

Alya added Adrien Agreste to the chat

Adrien: Hiiiii

Adrien: What’s this for

Alya: We’re setting up Mari and Damian

Adrien: :0

Alya changed the chat name to Daminette Matchmakers

Jon changed the chat name to DM

Alya: ? Jon: Damian is a snoop, he might see the name sometime

Adrien: Good point, so is Mari

Adrien: Love the shipname btw

Alya: Thanks😌

“Who are you texting?” Damian asked, still not taking his eyes off Mari.

“My new friend, of course.”

Jon: @ Adrien we’re thinking the jealousy angle is a good start. Damian does NOT like you touching Mari lol

Adrien: Oh I can do this no problem😈

Jon watched in fascination as Adrien shuffled closer to Mari, holding out his phone to either show her a meme or take a selfie, he couldn’t tell which.

Their cheeks squished together, both smiling brightly, and Jon observed Damian’s knuckles tightening around the seat, smirking to himself.

Jon: D’s getting pretty mad.

Jon: I bet two days max before he makes a move

Alya: I bet thirty-six hours

Jon: Bet?

Alya: Bet. Tell me one of your mom’s news ‘secrets’

Jon: Help me with another project like this sometime

Alya: Deal.

Jon: Jondrien

Alya: Adrijon

Alya: Let me make the shipnames loverboi

Jon deleted a message

Alya deleted a message

Adrien: Secrets?🥺

Alya: You’ll find out soon enough Sunshine

~~~

The next day, Damian and Jon were back in their usual spot, watching Marinette and her friend group as usual, who were seated at their usual table.

Unusually, Adrien was nowhere to be seen.

Jon’s super hearing picked up Adrien’s footsteps before he entered the caf, and he immediately looked at his friend to get a front-row seat to his reaction.

Damian’s features loosened in shock as Adrien walked in carrying a large bouquet of flowers, then tightened in anger as he made a beeline for Marinette.

She looked up from her conversation in surprise, a smile lighting up her face when Adrien handed them to her.

With a snarl, Damian stormed over to the table.

“Dupain-Cheng.”

She turned to him, raising an eyebrow at his appearance.

“You can’t go out with Agreste.”

“Why not?” she tilted her chin challengingly.

“Because Kent wants to go out with him. Go out with me instead.”

Jon rushed over as fast as he dared. “What are you doing?” he hissed at Damian.

Marinette sniffed. “You’re lucky I like Jon. Fine, I’ll date you instead of Adrien.” She turned to Adrien. “Good luck!”

Adrien gaped at her in betrayal, turning to Alya in bewilderment. 

She smirked. “Mari ships Adrijon, what can I say?”

[spamlets]

grabs you. saint headcanons?

*dodges brick*

furry old man. i love saint, very funky cool.

i headcanon saint as like.. if he was a human he’d have small circle glasses?? and wear thick sweaters because he’d be cold all the time.

i see him as something of a very wise figure. very in-tune with the spiritual world, very religious, very intelligent. also i tend to use he/him pronouns on him haha

i think personality-wise he’d have a fairly cold exterior, but would crack a smile when something funny happens. i think if he and the rest of the slug gang came together and made a groupchat it would be a point of celebration every time someone got him to laugh. he’d probably use all proper grammar and somehow be simultaneously the driest and funniest person in the whole groupchat dhsjdgd

(art and more stuff below the cut)

ignore the fact that i draw human saint exactly how i draw jon sims LMFAO

i really love the theory that saint is traveling through a time loop, where in the end with Theme V playing it’s actually the very beginning of the timeline, far before the time of the ancients. perhaps the ancients come from the scavengers, and by the time they become a civilization the current remains of the ancients have been either covered with Dust or swallowed by the void sea. also i think that Dust is a really cool concept and reminds me of his dark materials, i wish it was a bigger thing rather than just a single throwaway line

he’s the guiding light to a new era, a new cycle! (older art ^)

oh, also, i really love the concept of saint with wings!! him becoming something beyond biology and technology, turning into a truly spiritual being and transcending his existence! (older art v)

i dont really know how to format this so enjoy all these chaotic thoughts haha

i like to play him with the curly saint dms mod (its included in a skin pack but i dont remember which one, i think it’s called something like “wolffy’s slugcats” or something along those lines) hsjdhd, i think it’s just very cute and fluffy looking

also im not an evil saint believer but i think its based and maybe he should go crazy go stupid once in a while. someone should give him a gun

(is it obvious i always forget to draw his head dots)

[in-my-feels-probably]

Hello congrats on 600! I'm kinda new here but I'd like to partake in the celebration of that okay haha I'd like option 2, pretty much anyone from Game Of Thrones would be great.

My name's Shyann, I'm a bisexual ace with she/they pronouns. My personality type is infj and my love language is gifts. I'm also a Libra! I'm so super duper tall with a very tall height of 4'11. I got a brown wolf cut (my hair needs cut again lmao) and hazel eyes that I can't see too good out of. My vision sucks, but my glasses look cute at least I think.

I'm a rather shy and quiet person, I don't really talk too much unless I'm with my friends or family or if someone mentions something I'm interested in, in that case I will not shut up. (Said interests include: Skyrim, Marvel, GOT, The Witcher, Red Dead Redemption, and a handful of YouTubers) I spend a lot of my time playing video games and cosplaying. My music taste is mostly rock (Shinedown being my favorite band) but I'll also listen to anything for Cupcakke to Taylor Swift to Minecraft songs.

I would consider myself to be a pretty caring person. I guess you could say I'm bit of a people pleaser. In school I mostly kept to myself but my grades were always great. I was one of those kids that teachers were like "Oh! She's a pleasure to have in class!" Outside of school though? I'm surprised my dumbass is managing to live on her own.

I'm a chaotic mess, with a horrendous sleep schedule but I'm here. Thanks for reading this and doing these. They've been really nice to read. I like your writing! The 600 is very well deserved! :) 💕

hi! thank you so much for participating :)

i’ve actually closed my request for these ships, so i’m not doing them anymore until i hit 700.

i posted a message about it last night. i know not many people have seen it, so don’t worry if you haven’t. don’t worry about sending this in, i still enjoyed reading it.

i feel bad about you typing all of this out, so i’m still gonna ship you with someone and write you a little blurb. i’m sorry if this isn’t what you were looking for, maybe my next follower’s celebration i can do something you’d like more.

anyways, i ship you with jon!

i think he’d find it adorable that you’re so chaotic, he’d get a kick out of you being a mess. it takes a lot for him to smile and be less serious, but you’d do or say something that would make him laugh and forget about whatever was bothering him, even if it was just for a moment.

you’d stumble out of bed in the morning, tired from going to bed too late. you’d rush to get ready, and jon would find you in courtyard or something, while you were hurrying to get wherever you were going.

he’d bite his tongue to keep himself from laughing. he’d take a breathe, willing himself not to grin too hard. “for a well educated and well brought up person, my lady, you really do know how to make it look like you’ve never lived a routine day in your life.”

you’d roll your eyes, waving him away. “it’s a real talent of mine. now hush, im tired and im late.”

he’d smile, holding out his arm for you to take. “i’ll walk with you, my lady. make sure you get where you’re going without further incident. i have a feeling you may need the assistance.”

he’d laugh even harder as you glared at him, grudgingly taking his arm. but you’d know he wasn’t trying to be mean, and that he actually very much enjoyed your company. him teasing you brought a smile too his face, and you were willing to accept it if it meant you got to see him smile more.

[rystonlentil]

2022 Podfic Roundup!

(2021 here)

forever hurtling towards the earth, by vienna_salvatori The Mechanisms Raphaella la Cognizi, Dr. Carmilla teen and up 24m 3s

Brilliant scientist Raphaella la Cognizi is down on her luck. She might've made more breakthroughs in her field over the past six months than most could hope to achieve in a lifetime, but it's still not enough. Her project isn't working, and she's run out of time. No one else sees the potential. No one else appreciates the majesty of it, the impossible breakthrough with every painstakingly assembled connective joint, the full sum of scientific knowledge etched into the sweeping curves of not-quite-feathers. It's not enough. And yet- And yet there is a woman standing in the middle of Raphaella la Cognizi's lab, annotating her diagrams and rearranging her wires, and even though it might kill her, Raphaella realises she might just have a chance.

when midnights break their sleep, by SummerFrost The Witcher Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer, Geralt & Renfri mature 1hr 48m 55s

The first Snapchat that anyone ever sends Geralt is a picture of his own irritated face. shrike_princess: can u believe this dumbass finally got a snapchat bc a cute boy asked him nicely "It wasn't even that nicely," Geralt says flatly. AKA: The one where Geralt is a bartender and Jaskier sings karaoke.

Blurry .jpeg of a Little Glass Bird, by spaghetti_garrote Five Nights at Freddy’s mature 51m 44s

In an alternate universe, where instead of hanging around Hurricane as a security guard, William Afton takes on the identity of Dave Miller, a widower and art gallery secretary in Saint Johnsbury, Vermont...

I Want My Octokitten Back, by shella688 The Mechanisms teen and up 6m 13s

Gunpowder Tim has lost his octokitten. What if he never sees it again? WAIT He has seen his octokitten... (A Mechs version of I Want My Hat Back, by Jon Klassen.)

where no man (should have) gone before, by fushifables Stellar Firma teen and up 28m 45s

“You– You’re not going to stay?” he was saying nervously. “Don’t you think you should... er, instruct me? Commentate? Mock me for my hubris? Please Hartro anything—” “Stop whining, Trexel,” Hartro said, pressing a large green button on the console in front of her with a flourish. “I have zero-gravity yoga, so you’ll have to manage on your own. Just remember,” she added, making for the door, “If you die in the HoloDome—trademark Stellar Firma, Limited—you die in real life! Toodles!”

The Point Of Clothes, by pikablob Five Nights at Freddy’s Vanessa & Glamrock Freddy & Gregory general 16m 1s

After taking Gregory in, Vanessa takes him to get new clothes for the first time. While there, he plucks up the courage to ask for something specific.

so i’m the dragon (big deal), by SummerFrost The Witcher Renfri/Yennefer, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer, Jaskier & Renfri, Geralt & Renfri explicit 2hr 51m 0s

If Renfri were straight and also someone who believed she needed a relationship to have a meaningful existence, she'd probably marry Geralt and not totally hate her life. Luckily she's neither of those things, so she's fucking Geralt's girlfriend instead.

You’ll Figure It Out When You Get There, by TheQuietWings Five Nights at Freddy’s Vanessa & Glamrock Freddy & Gregory teen and up 15m 3s

Vanessa doesn't know exactly what she's supposed to do now. It turns out there is no 12 step program for recovering from being manipulated and possessed by a child murderer who likes to dance around in a rabbit suit. or, an ex-security guard and a piece of stolen property have a chat while Gregory robs a gas station blind.

Nothing Really Sticks, by Rosie447 Stranger Things Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington, Steve Harrington & Nancy Wheeler teen and up 1hr 11m 9s

Steve cuts his hair with safety scissors in the bathroom of Family Video. Maybe he's less okay than he's been letting on.

The Very Best People, by scioscribe Stranger Things Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington teen and up 1hr 45m 40s

“Why are you messing up my undercover operation, Steve?” Dustin said. “Do you want another tear to open up in the space-time continuum and suck us all into the Upside Down? Do you want the entire world to turn into squishy, mind-flayed zombies because you and Robin couldn’t get your shit together?” (Or, the one where Steve and Robin go undercover in an evil suburb.)

Case #0222411, by FireflysWriting The Magnus Archives, Goncharov (1973) general 6m 37s

Statement of Maria Angelova regarding her supposed involvement in the film Goncharov (1973). Statement given 24th November 2022.

A Mile Away, by lenaballena Check Please! Nursey/Dex, Chowder & Nursey & Dex teen and up 5hr 32m 45s

The thing is, he’s had study nights and TV marathons in Chowder’s room. He’s gotten stoned in Shitty’s, and Lardo’s, crashed on Jack’s floor after a kegster, gone to Bitty’s for advice, and checked Ransom and Holster’s for ghosts. If it were anyone else’s, Nursey would at least have some indicator of what was going on, because he’d be able to recognise the decorations, the layout. But Derek Nurse wakes up in William Poindexter’s room and has no idea where the fuck he is.

A Christmas Carol - Mechanisms Style, by otherhawk The Mechanisms teen and up 18m 34s

On the night before Space Christmas, Ebenezer Scrooge is going to change his ways. Brian will make sure of it, with some unhelpful help from his friends.

[salvadoerena]

Tim/John TMA whatever ones you want 😅

Anon you know not of what you've done......

1. Who most initiates PDA?

Tim, absolutely. Jon gets flustered bc he's sooooooo concerned about workplace appropriateness but Tim's like lol ur hands are so cold boss here let me help.

2. Any sleep habits either had to get used to?

Jon's a toss-and-turner and Tim likes to starfish in his sleep. They've figured out that if Tim just starfishes on top of Jon, it works like a weighted blanket and they BOTH get better sleep at night.

3. Hot and Steamy or Soft and Tender?

Oh soft and tender absolutely. You look me in the eyes and tell me Timothy Stoker would not be full on romantic with his boyfriend. Tell me. Tell me. Look me in the eyes. Tell me.

4. How did they first meet?

In research, obviously. I think they were both looking into similar artifacts and called each other up for cross-references. Jon had meticulous notes on his things that were super helpful for Tim, and Tim's rubber ducking actually helped Jon think outside the box.

5. What is their love language?

Absolutely physical touch. like Tim's touching Jon all the time but Jon puts his hand on Tim's shoulder one (1) time and Timothy's like "wow I think I'm going to black out now."

6. When did they realize they loved each other?

Hmmm. I'm torn between right after Jon hires him on as an archival assistant or post-worm. It's complicated.

7. Who is more sentimental?

Timothy absolutely. Then it gets relegated to Jon after the, uh, Stranger Theatre Incident.

10. What are some non-sexual activities they do together? 

Kayaking.

And tbh DnD and going to concerts (I will go down with The Mechs being Jon's college band).

11. Which member is more physically affectionate?

Timothy.

12. Which member is more verbally affectionate?

Timothy.

13. Which member steals borrows the other ones clothing?

Jon. Tim has Hawai'ian shirts a-plenty for him.

14. Are they an introverted couple or an extroverted one—AKA would they prefer to go out to a party or event together or would they rather stay in?

Both! Tim gets him to go out a lot, but he's also content just to stay home and hang out with Jon. Even when they go out though, he knows not to push Jon's limits too bad. He doesn't always manage to read those limits correctly, though, but he tries.

15. Who is more likely to make an impulsive decision and who is the voice of reason?

Ok. Seasons 0-2 it's Jon as impulsive and Tim as voice of reason. Season 3 is flipped with Tim as the impulse and Jon as the reason.

16. Who stays up way too late and who tries to drag them to bed?

Jon stays up way too late and Tim has to lift him up like a bag of grapes.

17. Who fell in love first?

Tim absolutely. He had an entire daydream about confessing in the rain and everything.

19. How do they deal with being away from each other for a long time?

They text and video call. Granted, neither of them can be away for TOO long since they both work at the Magnus Institute, but you know.

20. Who holds a grudge the longest?

Tim, canonically.

21. Which of the two is quick to speak and which one is quick to listen?

Both are quick to speak, but Tim is faster to listen.

22. Who gets more easily embarrassed?

Jonathan Sims THE WHOLE PODCAST IS THE EMBARRASSMENT JONATHAN CRINGE (Tim thinks it's cute).

23. Who overthinks the most?

Jon.

24. Which of the two is the most competitive?

Jon. Tim's a little too laid back to be anything more than casually/recreationally competitive for fun.

25. Who’s the most stubborn?

Jon.

27. What random everyday object/activity makes them think of each other?

For Tim, it's glasses and a tape recorder. Not even necessarily because Jon wears them (or not, depending on ur image of em), but because they're nerdy in his mind, like Jon's nerdy.

For Jon it's any gaudy Jimmy Buffet thing.

29. What is their sex life like?

Mmm...not nonexistant, but certainly not, uh, there. Jon's not really that into it, but I imagine he's willing to go to a point with Tim.

Tim on the other hand has a very lucrative relationship with his hand.

30. What is their favorite place to kiss the other? (Cheek, hand, closed eyelid, neck, nose, etc.)

Tim is absolutely 1000% cheek and nose. He thinks it's cute. Jon's just cheek.

31. What’s the relationship like? Smooth? Rocky?

Smooth, but extremely rocky during seasons 2-3.

32. How do they resolve their arguments?

Badly.

33. Who has the most nightmares and how do they deal with them?

Both of them have nightmares and both of them shove those nightmares into a little black box labeled "mental breakdowns for a later date."

37. What do they like the least about each other?

Tim thinks Jon takes work too seriously, not in a "you shouldn't care about work" way but in a "work is seriously getting in the way of you living a healthy life" way. Jon wishes that Tim wasn't so...underhanded with how he did his research, sometimes. It leaves a bad taste in his mouth.

38. What was their most memorable date?

Ice cream date. How could Timothy forget about emulsifiers? And Jon was utterly amazed by Tim's ability to not only stack six flavors on top of each other on the cone, but also eat said flavors before they melted.

39. What other couple would your otp get along with the best?

Look if TimJon was there for What the Girlfriends, they would be going on double dates like there's NO TOMORROW.

40. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all?

Jon, absolutely. Tim adores everything about him.

[nathank77]

8/5/24

8:18 p.m

Idk why when I go on dating sites I might as well be invisible. I'm good looking, I should be losing their interest once we start talking and they find out I'm trans or I'm disabled...

I don't understand how I'm not attracting people. Like I would get it if everyone ran away once they learned about me but this is real dragged out. I'm waiting years to find someone to go on a date with and then when she learns more about me she will leave.

I'd rather be going on several dates and have them leave fast... I mean process of elimination..

Find someone willing to stick it out for a year or two before they abandon me.

I should have tried harder with Jenny. Yea she would have cheated on me for being trans. She implied it heavily but she touched my finger when we exchanged phones.... it was deliberate

She was gorgeous and I mean since her in March 2023 I haven't went on a single date or talked to anyone........ I mean I could have had her until she disappeared on me. I know she liked my glasses... she made it obv. Some girls really like glasses on a guy.

I know she thought I was cute. We had a lot in common.

I just want to find the person that's going to abandon me in a year or two max. I mean that's not much to ask for.

I'm not going to live long I just want to make some memories before microsleep takes me bc of the damage it did to my brain and psychosis at that rate. I could get early onset dementia..... like can my younger years not get wasted being alone before it's too late?

I'm not going to be a dad or get married or have anyone commit to me, I know that...

But like could I at least make some good memories before my short life is over?

I am sending out a thank you to Katie and Cecile. I guess Stacey. The first two gave me some great memories. Jon gave me some great sex those are memories too. Stacey I mean we had some fun together. So I thank her for the good memories.

But like is Katie really the last person to give me some memories and then leave me? Come on. I'm better looking than I ever was.

My youth is getting wasted. I could be changing diapers and being a dad right now but where I am? In my room alone and no one sees me.

"I will never recover from this

I will never believe in this again

And I can never go back to the way I used to be before this started

The snow won't go away, My nose runs down my face

No one sees me here, It doesn't even matter

And every step I take, I stay in the same place

I can't begin to start again why can't I just be perfect?"

[stoptellinglieslois]

Principal of pleasure part 26

Clark decides to go to the manor for dinner and brings his family, Things get a bit heated between everyone for reasons not explained.

Superman x Nightwing pairing

Clark

I was in the car parked in front of Wayne manor drive way Lois and Jon were outside of the car, Lois was on her cell talking to the editor department about editing an article Jon is doing cartwheels.

I closed the engine I haven't been here since Christmas it feels strange it shouldn't but it does. I don't think I should have come here but it's to late to turn the car back around and take off.

I felt like this was an unexplained feeling I took a deep breath and got out of the car.

I walked the long drive way up as Jon does cartwheels alongside me.

As I reached the large heavy door Lois rings the bell.

Alfred opens the door and lets us in I get more nervous as we enter the place.

I have to play happy family not just me but me and Dick as well has to play part, And I feel so out of place here I don't know if I could do this Bruce is the first one to greet us the whole family was here.

As Bruce was talking to me my eyes found Dick in the room. " Thank you for coming why don't we sit how's everyone doing." I walked at the table I was sitting beside Jason and my son Dick was across from me.

He looked at me and then turned to Barbara and kissed her on the cheek. I had to breathe and stamp out the green eyed monster how vile head picked out and wanted to flip the table upside down.

I could feel Jason's eyes on me very briefly and then looked down on his phone. "Jason please put that away please eat." We sit and I opened a bottle of wine and poured it into a crystal glass red liquid looked so foreign to me I don't drink but since last Christmas I indulge myself today is one of those days to have drink.

Jason chuckled as I poured the wine. "What's so funny Jason let me in on the joke." Bruce replied watching us from the table drinking water. "Nothing funny you know I wish we could do this more often." Jason said pouring for himself answering Bruce.

"Yes we should do this more often if we have time then I don't mind at all." I looked over to Dick who purposely was not looking at me which fueled more gasoline to my fire.

"I mind."

"Shut it twerp no one's talking to you."

"Every time I open my mouth you come out snapping your razor sharp teeth to pick chips at me. What's wrong huh can't handle a little critic."

"I could handle anything you throw at me you little..."

"Boys please stop." Bruce looked at us and smiled a rare smile was thrown at me all white and straight.

I looked away and found Dicks eyes on me again it felt good but he looked down. And then the connection pulled away I didn't like it at all yes we are here with family and friends but you don't have to push me away.

"What's wrong Damian you don't like me." I said out of character I usually let things lie there but that little as Jason says "Twerp" is getting on my last nerves.

I pour more wine Jason smiles. "I never said that I just feel that there are more things we need to do and address then have dinner or a cup of coffee." I looked at Damian's direction where is he going with this.

"Come on Damian there's nothing wrong with a cup of coffee." I said to him I didn't even touch the food in front of me.

"Yes it does's it means a lot to some."

"Hey what are you talking about." Jon jumped in looking at both of us puzzled.

"Nothing Little Jon." Jason answer.

"Why are you drinking like a fish."

"I'm not drinking like a fish I'm enjoying this wine and I love the company I'm in."

"Don't be cute."

"You think I'm cute Damian."

"I think you...." He stopped himself from talking and looked at Jon fascinated with our conversation Lois didn't even look up at us too busy on her phone to engage in her work life.

"I think you're cute Damian." Jon said looking at Damian he shook his head. "No Jon that's not what I meant..." He keeps cutting himself not wanting to further his thoughts.

"It's fine Damian is just not happy that we are invading his space."

"That is not what I meant."

"Then maybe we could talk about later."

"Not if your drinking like this."

"Dude he's not drunk so just chill the fuck out." Jason interjected.

"Jason give me a break with your dirty mouth please." Damian said grimacing who hasn't eaten either.

"It's because you bring out the worse in me do you get me."

"I never got you Jason nor your ways and I don't intend to." Jason chuckled at Damian teasing him.

Tim and Dick were very quiet all though Tim looked like he was more ready to throw his dinner at someone.

I looked over at Bruce who seemed to eat his meal in silence He was listening and not saying anything that was a red flag.

I started eating slowly this was a bad idea I knew it when I said yes in coming here it would mean trouble.

I ate in silence for the rest of the meal as the chatter at the table was mindless maybe just to smooth things over.

Desert came around and we all just sat there talking about are upcoming plans I didn't feel it earlier but I could feel the wine kicking in.

The chocolate rum mousse was soft and smooth the meal did not fill me and the liquor took on its true nature. "I need to go to the washroom." I got up and left the large dinning room.

I didn't sense anyone walking behind me but I turned around anyway Damian was behind me. "I wanna talk outside." He was like Bruce in so many ways but he was not Bruce.

"You wanna talk can I go to the washroom first please."

"Yes that's fine."

I walked in and closed the door behind me and Dick came in the secret door of the washroom it startled me straight. "Don't say anything please I wanted to see you before you go back out." Dick said he leaned on the secret door.

"Shush Damian is outside the washroom." I said Dick's eyes went wide in surprise. "Ok then I'll make it a short visit I want to kiss you but I can't do anything right now." He didn't walk closer to me just stayed there eyes searching mine.

"I came cause I need to splash water on my face." I said turning on the facet splashing water on my face and drying it with a nearby face towel.

"Dick I have to go out there before Damian thinks something is going on in here."

"Damian..... ok I'll leave but maybe we could talk later then."

"I don't know if that's wise in this place."

Good yes I would love nothing more then to be with him but not here not now.

End of part 26 next is part 27

Thank you for reading

[life-multiverse]

Detektivbyrån live at Göteborgs Kulturkalaset, 2007

[fox-guardian]

I'm gonna make a list of my Tim headcanons now

Flirting is a work skill and he cannot flirt well with people he's actually interested in

He's the comedic "straight man" as in, the most normal of the bunch, relatively speaking, and he thinks the others are a bit nuts (affectionate)

He looks like he wears normal socks but they have secret fun designs on them hidden under his shoes. Either that or they're day-of-week-socks that look plain black at first

He has the funkiest of patterned shirts. His closet is full of them. Ms. Frizzle-core. He has many matching ties as well

He wears glasses/contacts

He has a morning playlist of the happiest bounciest songs to put him in a good mood for the day

He is a morning person

If he's tired and needs his hair out of his face/off his neck he will put it up in several ridiculous little ponytails/buns because he stopped caring two hours ago

He's a purple person but also has a special place in his heart for whatever color baja blast is (aqua??)

He's like 5'8"

His humor is based on pop culture references, not memes, and he is very much not up to date with memes. He is an old man in that regard

I always draw him with purple hair but just know that this man has gray streaks somewhere under all that

He baby talks animals really hard (ex: who's a good pubby? Who's a good pubby-bubby-boo?? Good pububub! Pubsy-bubsy-wubsy-bwubba-bwoo!)

He becomes a massive germaphobe after the Prentiss incident

He's great with kids

He collects colorful gel pens and uses them at work (this bothers Jon because "why can't you be more professional, Tim")

He is good at his job and is mostly professional but hey. gel pens fun. and it's all perfectly legible, so there

He has rotating crushes on his coworkers and friends

Jon is like a brother to him. Mostly because he reminds him far too much of Danny

He is a couple years older than Jon, but doesn't know it at first, and if/when he finds out it'll be all over for Jon. He's got an older brother now and Tim will make it his problem.

He can, will, and has bonked Jon on the head with file folders

He is a very tactile person and will hug you so tightly

If you are Jon, he will likely pick you up and perhaps throw you if it is safe to do so

He cries at cute animals

He cries when he's really upset

He can't sing unless it's showtunes

He may have somewhat outdoorsy hobbies but hes not super athletic or buff

He has a few small stuffed animals he keeps mostly for decoration or sentimental value and hugs a pillow at night

He has a few keychains on his work bag, one of which is a bee that he is particularly attached to

He has idle animations, especially when he's tired, hungry, or excited

He definitely has ones of those giant spoons in his house somewhere

He collects mugs with cheesy sayings on them, as well as funky prints and novelty mugs

He owns at least one pair of white with red heart print boxers

When he's off work he dresses mostly plain but does have some very odd pieces he's obtained over the years, as well as shirts with weird phrases on them

Dude loves grape flavored stuff

He is a lover of stickers

He has great sideburns and shapes them like that because of the tenth doctor