#kats quotes

[toiletphotoshoot]

Different types of holo caster calls in XY

Lysandre calling the player: I have crippling anxiety over the fact that the world is slowly turning to filth. And I’m gonna kill everyone. But you’re not one of those people right? Also I’m just so proud of my boyfriend- I mean the professor’s research. Ok bye.

Professor Sycamore calling the player: Top ten tourists attractions in Kalos.

[nobeerreviews]

Life is simply a mix of mayhem and magnolias, so embrace this gentle riot and gather flowers along the way.

-- Kat Savage

[jessmalia]

Dear Bonnie, I’m a coward. I should be saying this to your face, not writing this letter, but I know if I do you’ll talk me out of running away from all my problems. You’re gonna make me face a future without Elena and you’re gonna help make me the best man I could possibly be, the same way she did. And I’m absolutely terrified of failing you both. So, I’m leaving. Because I’d rather let you down once, than let you down for the rest of your life. And I hope it’s the happiest life. Because you, Bonnie Bennett, are an amazing woman, a mediocre crossword puzzle player and my best friend. 

With great love and respect, Damon.

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Enid: So I finally took your advice. I signed up for that online dating site you told me about.

Yoko: Oh shit, no way. How’s it going? Have you met anyone?

Enid: Yes! But just as an fyi you accidentally gave me the wrong url it’s actually fbi.com.

Yoko: …you went on the FBI website? Enid that’s not an online dating site.

Enid: Yeah it is. They even have a list of the most desirable people in the country.

Yoko: Did it say FBI most wanted list?

Enid: Yes! Honestly some of their choices were questionable but there was also some cuties on there.

Yoko: Dude that’s a list of the biggest criminals in the world.

Enid: Yeah well Wednesday has been very nice to me.

Yoko: Oh really? Well she’s also wanted for flaying people alive and feeding her victims to her illegal collection of exotic animals.

Enid: You’re just jealous you didn’t get to ride on Kitty.

Yoko: Oh my god Enid! You hooked up with this girl?

Enid: What? No. Kitty’s her pet lion.

Yoko: I don’t know if that makes me feel better or worse. What did you do on this date Enid? Did you kill people?

Enid, mockingly: dID YoU kILl pEoPLe… be for real.

Yoko: Answer the question.

Enid: …I wanted to be spontaneous.

Yoko: You’re going to prison.

Enid: I had to prove my loyalty Yoko!

Yoko: To a psychopath?!

Enid, dreamily: I think she’s my soulmate.

[that-bitch-kat3]

i’m genuinely not sure if it’s more painful to imagine that Mary obviated herself or to imagine that she didn’t.

Because if she did, that means that she knew that her loyalty would never allow her to leave she knew that she would never be able to get away from her guilt, but she also knew she wouldn’t survive the war so that means she chose to erase this MASSIVE part of her identity to be able to move on and escape the grief and get out alive. but at what cost?

But if she didn’t?!? that might be worse. that means, she never escaped the grief. It means she has to live either knowing that all of her friends died and she wasn’t there or not knowing what happened at all.

Mary is such a fascinating character study because as the fandom perceives her (i say this cause we have no canon) she’s the only one who survived, and she still didn’t make it out unscathed. like no matter which way you slice it this poor girl was fucking traumatized, and she either literally removed a part of herself to get away or lives with the pain and survivors guilt, and that’s such an interesting way to view grief and pain. it begs the question is it better to have the memories that made you who you are even if they’re painful or is it better to forget? to cut your losses and move on?

mary macdonald they could never make me hate you

[two-sibyls-tall]

*in the Young Justice group chat at 2:42 am*

Tim: Me, watching a table: haha its doin a little dancey dance

*the next morning*

Cassie: Hey quick question what the FUCK did that mean

Tim: Sorry I was fighting my sleep meds Im not sure either

Bart: Clearly the table was doing a little dancey dance

[hisnamesdylan]

Hi, welcome to Lockwood and Co.

We have:

Anthony “sad-boi” Lockwood

Lucy “come-over-here-and-see-how-feisty-I-am” Carlyle

Quill “I-don’t-know-how-to-deal-with-not-being-useful-anymore” Kipps

George “my-conspiracy-theories-are-usually-right” Cubbins/Karim

Holly “I’m-bad-at-confrontation” Munro

Ned “brawn-over-brain” Shaw

Bobby “I’m-think-I’m-smarter-than-George” Vernon

Kat “am-I-the-only-one-with-the-brain-cell” Godwin

Montagu “can-these-children-chill-for-once” Barnes

And

“I-can-be-evil-at-times-but-sadly-I-care-about-people-now” Skull

[altyem]

Another fanart of @blackkatdraws 's Black but I got better this time

(ver without text)

I swear I was going insane making it :)

[serendipity-in-love]

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

[bonniebennettdeservestheworld]

"I can live with you hating me," he said to the closed door. "I just can't live without you."

"I can live with Bonnie hating me, just as long as she lives."

[toiletphotoshoot]

I WILL NOT BE SILENT ABOUT HOW SUSPICIOUS IT IS THAT LYSANDRES KEYSTONE HOLDER IS A RING.

[lingthusiasm]

Kat: Yeah. Computers are super, super good at counting. They’re super, super good at finding and identifying these strings. But they’re not very good at the analysis bit. We don’t want our computer to do the analysis for us. We want to be very aware of the kind of software and the kind of programming that goes into it that give us the results. Because we as humans are fantastically sensitive to language. That’s where the human element comes in. It’s why we don’t just leave it all to the computers to just do as they will with it.

Gretchen: It’s really a lot more of a partnership between the computer showing you some things and the human making meaning out of that.

Kat: Exactly. It’s meant to be a partnership where you play to each other’s strengths. You let the computer do the bit it’s good at, and then you do the bit you’re good at. Excerpt from Lingthusiasm episode: Corpus linguistics and consent - Interview with Kat Gupta

Listen to the episode, read the full transcript, or check out more links about language and technology, and the history of language

[katzkinder]

Nicco: I DIED? YOU MURDERED ME??

Mikuni: literally why are you surprised. Hey by the way where’d you go? Is there a heaven

Nicco:

[brett-is-afraid]

Katrina: This is Sam! He loves his personal space. And this is Colby. He also loves Sam's personal space.

[that-bitch-kat3]

what animals do you think the marauders era characters brought with them to school? all i know is that lily had a cat and the marauders accidentally killed a fish names gus.

[two-sibyls-tall]

*In the Batfamily Groupchat at 2:39am*

Tim Drake:

Jason Todd: What the fuck

Tim Drake: What’s confusing?