After Batman revealed his identity as Bruce Wayne to the Justice League, several members were seen scrolling through their social media feeds and watching videos of Bruce Wayne dancing to popular trends with horrified fascination and disbelief. Not Clark though, he’s busy filming Bruce (nobody knows Bruce’s good camera angles better than him and he’s also smoother than any drone) then sending those videos to Barbara who’s helping to curate Bruce’s social media accounts.
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keeping up with the kardashians but make it keeping up with the wayne’s and everyone is struggling to hide their secret identities while cameras follow them around.
however the viewers are absolutely taking their bad hiding skills the wrong way and think the wayne’s are some sort of secret mob family when they see multiple of the wayne children come home covered in ash, soot, and blood (likely not their own) also the fact that the siblings fight in professional hand to hand combat in the background of shots is definitely not helping.
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Y/N: You wanna know something life-changing?
Natasha: Let’s hear it.
Y/N: In-N-Out just opened up right down the street.
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𝒦𝒾𝓂 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝒹 ★~◡﹏◕✿
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Headcanon Series #10
Icemav got married as soon as DADT wasn't a thing anymore and now at the end of every meeting, Iceman somehow always ends up bitching about all the stupid things his husband did over the last week. Usually the conversation starts with someone approaching him with "I heard of you and that Maverik guy. Congratulations, Admiral. How long had that been going on? (Since 1986) Woah, really? (Yes) Didn't peg you the risky guy. Must have been hard all those years. (You have no idea.)" The other Admirals absolutely love the stories about Pete 'Maverick-I-am-so-stupid-but-still-somehow-adorable' Kazansky and later also Bradley 'He-is-growing-up-so-fast-and-already-acts-like-a-mini-version-of-Mav-help' Bradshaw-Kazansky. And one day when Ice sits down at the table and goes through the papers for the meeting, he sees a new program item at the bottom of the agenda. It reads "Keeping up with the Kazanskys". He sends Pete a picture with the text "Congrats, Mav. You are officially a celebrity." Mav finds this hilarious.
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Never forget that early Kris Jenner was a beast and once made Logan Roy look like a pussycat.
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Bruce: Dick hides it pretty damn good of how upset he actually is. He needs us right now, so-
Jason: I think an email would be efficient.
Bruce: No, it’s not an email.
Jason: Of course.
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