#mad loves

[arylleth]

my wish is that you may be loved to the point of madness.

[the-mad-closet]

NSFW ABC

LEO/KAI

ALL EM! A-Z PLEASE! <3

ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU'RE THE BEST?? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE!

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A - Aftercare

Oooh baby do we have aftercare. Nine times out of ten, Kai is absolutely wrecked after a session, so Leo usually takes care of clean up. Once he's back to himself, Kai asks about Leo and if he's okay and if what they'd just done was okay, and Leo usually has to kiss him to make him stop talking or Kai will just worry himself into anxiety (and subdrop) and Leo would rather avoid that.

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B- Body part

Leo likes his biceps and thighs. For Kai, Leo likes his hips and his hands (and his brain). It's a control thing, for him.

Kai likes his chest, but not a lot else. For Leo, Kai likes his legs, his torso, and his lips

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C- Cum

Leo sees it as a way to please Kai because Kai likes being drenched in the stuff, but otherwise, he doesn't have a lot of feelings on it. Kai, on the other hand, really likes it. Most specifically, he likes it being on him.

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D - Dirty secret

Leo and Kai both get off to a fantasy threesome with Kendrix. She won't say it, but she knows (and approves)

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E - Experience

Leo has a fairly good amount of experience, he likes sex, he's not ashamed. Kai's experience is limited due to his studying habits. Like he knows how sex works in theory - porn exists for a reason - but otherwise? Nah. But it's okay, but Leo's got him

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F - Favorite position

Kai likes cuddling, so his favorite two are spooning on the side and with Leo laying literally on top of him. Leo likes it when Kai's tied up and has no leverage so all he can do is feel

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G - Goofy

Leo's a goof, but when it comes to sex, he and Kai are both very serious. That being said, he does sometimes do silly things in the bedroom before sex just to see Kai laugh.

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H - Hair

Kai is very neat and trimmed, he's a clean personal in general. He's also hairless downstairs. Leo isn't exactly clean in all aspects of his life, but he takes very good care of himself. He's trimmed, but not hairless.

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I - Intimacy

Little known fact, Leo actually had to put on a whole show before Kai would even consider a relationship because Kai's very insecure about himself. Kai didn't even think Leo would want him, even though Leo's literally spreading rose pedals on the floor of their shared room, all but waving a neon flashing sign that says "I WANT YOU". The point is, Leo is a big romantic. He does everything in his relationship like he does in his Ranger duties. He's thorough and pays a lot of attention to details.

Kai isn't nearly the romantic that Leo is, but he tries and Leo appreciates it. (Kai learned how to rollarblade for him, how can he not be in love?)

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J - Jack off

Leo will get himself off as often as he can, because there's a lot about Kai that Leo just finds hot as fuck and he's is only human, man. Kai doesn't touch himself but once in a blue moon, because he's never found need to. (Nor does he find it interesting)

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K - Kink

Leo likes control, he gets off on being the dominant party. He also really likes it when Kai wears his glasses instead of his contacts.

Kai gets off on submission. Leo could tell him what to do all damn day and Kai would be happy with that. Kai also likes blindfolds. Something about not being able to see anything really appeals to him.

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L - Location

Kai's not into letting others see him vulnerable. Leo would show off his boy to the world if he could. Because of this, they've compromised on having sex only one other place outside their bedroom. The Ranger common room quickly becomes a favorite for them

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M - Motivation

Everything about Kai turns Leo on. Leo would have Kai at any time in any place and Kai knows it. Kai can be doing something silly and mundane, like closing the curtains, and Leo would be on him in a second.

Kai's not at that level. He's actually somewhere on the ace scale, if he's honest. But when Leo spars, he takes off his shirt and that can get Kai hot and bothered.

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N- No

Kai doesn't do like... pain-pain. He describes it as "if he's struggling to get away, he doesn't want it." Quick spanks are fine, but don't like all-out hit him. Also, urine and scat are a big no for him.

Leo's down for anything, but urine and scat as well. He likes being hurt sometimes, but it's not an everyday thing. Also, ever since the day Terraventure almost froze to death, he refuses to do anything sexual regarding the cold. It wouldn't matter if Kai asked and was okay with it, Leo isn't.

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O - Oral

Kai likes giving it, it shuts his brain down. It's fun for him! He is not particularly skilled, but Leo loves that he doesn't have a gag reflex.

Leo like receiving it and giving it, he's very good at both

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P - Pace

Their pacing really depends on their mood. If it's a quick fuck in the shower or Kai's late for work, Leo utilizes every trick he knows to get them both off as fast as possible. If it's a late night or after a long, hard battle, slow is fast.

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Q - Quickie

Leo: 👀👀

Kai: What?

Leo: 👀👀👀👀

Kai: ffs

Listen, Leo likes sex, he's willing to do anything necessary to get it. Even hide in a broom closet and drag his unsuspecting boyfriend inside as Kai passes by.

Kai is fondly exasperated

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R - Risk

Leo is a big risk taker. Kai is very by-the-book. They've compromised on the Rangers' common room

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S - Stamina

Leo has a lot of stamina, he'll go six times in a single night (actually has on a few occassions) and will happily take every opportunity to jack off or get Kai off

Kai taps out at three. Sometimes Leo can squeeze out four if he's really trying. Kai can't always keep up with Leo, but he's always ready to challenge himself

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T - Toys

Kai, despite his lower sex drive, has a few, which was the most surprising thing about him, Leo's found

Leo doesn't do toys for himself, but he'll happily use Kai's on him!

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U - Unfair

Leo gets right down to business, doesn't bother teasing unless he wants to wind Kai up for something big later or if he's in a playful mood. Kai will tease Leo sometimes, when the mood strikes or when he's horny.

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V - Volume

Leo is loud, very loud, but usually only after Kai's gotten off. Kai isn't loud, comes by nature. Kai goes about his life in basic invisibility. This carries with hum to the bedroom. When Leo does something particularly good, Kai will let him know, but Leo's plenty loud for the both of them

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W - Wild Card

Kai likes being bound and breath play. He only found this out after Trakeena captured him and choked him. Leo, while not happy with how it was discovered, is happy to oblige.

Leo, on the other hand, is highly possessive of what's his.

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X - X-ray

Leo is average sized, long and thin. Kai is a little shorter, but about the same.

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Y - Yearning

Leo's is high, like through the roof high. Kai is almost the exact opposite.

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Z - Zzz

Leo always falls asleep first, always cuddling Kai. Kai usually has to lay down and calm down for a while first. He usually snuggles Leo while he's calming down.

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Thank you! More please! @estel-eruantien

[asoftepiloguemylove]

"Je vous souhaite d'être follement aimée."

André Breton, L'amour fou (Mad Loves)

translation: "My wish is that you may be loved to the point of madness."

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[jedi-starbird]

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

[cannibal-stag]

hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad

[bellwethers]

She’s mad.

[deyageka]

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No srsly I can’t believe they’ve actually done this:

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[why-animals-do-the-thing]

The Bronx Zoo has just released Flaco's necropsy results.

He was not thriving, as the people championing the ideal of "freedom" claimed.

He was poisoned.

He was sick.

He was suffering.

"Freedom" would have eventually killed him. A building just happened to do it first.

"Postmortem testing has been completed for Flaco, the Eurasian eagle owl that was found down in the courtyard of a Manhattan building a little over a year after his enclosure at the Central Park Zoo was vandalized on February 2, 2023. Onlookers reported that Flaco had flown into a building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan on February 23, 2024, and acute trauma was found at necropsy. Bronx Zoo veterinary pathologists determined that in addition to the traumatic injuries, Flaco had two significant underlying conditions. He had a severe pigeon herpesvirus from eating feral pigeons that had become part of his diet, and exposure to four different anticoagulant rodenticides that are commonly used for rat control in New York City. These factors would have been debilitating and ultimately fatal, even without a traumatic injury, and may have predisposed him to flying into or falling from the building. The identified herpesvirus can be carried by healthy pigeons but may cause fatal disease in birds of prey including owls infected by eating pigeons. This virus has been previously found in New York City pigeons and owls. In Flaco’s case, the viral infection caused severe tissue damage and inflammation in many organs, including the spleen, liver, gastrointestinal tract, bone marrow, and brain.   No other contributing factors were identified through the extensive testing that was performed. Flaco’s severe illness and death are ultimately attributed to a combination of factors—infectious disease, toxin exposures, and traumatic injuries—that underscore the hazards faced by wild birds, especially in an urban setting."

The naturalistic fallacy kills animals in horrible ways. The romanticism of what humans want to think of as a "free, wild, pure life" cannot be allowed supplant the reality of injury, sickness, and death. Releasing captive animals (or keeping them from being recaptured) because it's "better" for them to suffer untethered than live a healthy, safe, captive life is inhumane and horrific.

Flaco's life didn't have to end in pain, sickness, and suffering.

Flaco's death didn't have to be tragic.

But once the idea of "freedom" entered the chat, Flaco's fate was unavoidable.

[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[roguescum]

i love when the straw hats Break someone

[idolomantises]

I think one of the more unfortunate consequences to creators being more interactive with fans is that a lot of fans/fandoms normalized this idea that creators have to explain/validate every headcanon they have.

[gothicwill]

So glad they didn’t put this in the show bc I genuinely would’ve spontaneously combusted.

[merlinemryspendragon]

Because Cressida discovered my secret. And she demands £10,000 to keep it. Bridgerton 3.08 - “Into the Light”

[vdasstuff]

Just realized I never posted this one here.