#marauders era text post

[wolvesandshine]

The reason Regulus had to die was cause he would have definitely broken Sirius out of Azkaban no questions asked and then they would have murdered both voldemort and dumbledore

[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: Guys, here’s my brother. Isn’t he cute? Reg, introduce yourself, please

Regulus: I’m Regulus, and you are?

James: Attracted to men apparently

[marauderstars]

Death Eater: Listen here, pretty boy-

Sirius: You think I’m pretty?

Death Eater: It’s an INSULT, idiot.

Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?

…An hour later…

Death Eater, crying: And then my father threw out all my dolls-

Sirius, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out.

[where-is-vivian]

James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.

Everyone in the classroom staring at him:

Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.

James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:

Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:

Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.

James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?

Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?

James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—

[siriuslemonmuffin]

regulus: what do you look for in a partner?

remus: someone who can challenge me intellectually

regulus: so how did you end up with someone who’s intellectually challenged?

[redadidassneakers]

James: I’m dating your brother

Sirius: okay

James: okay? I thought you would be furious

Sirius: I want my brother to be happy and if you make him happy then that’s all I need

James: oh that’s good, I was worried you’d kill me once you found out I tainted him

Sirius:

Sirius: you’ve had sex with him?

James: . . . yes

Sirius: *pulls out wand*

James: what are you-?

Sirius: AVADA-

James: NO

[moondustinfj]

Part 2

[hyperfocuscentre]

it’s so funny how fanart of remus and a black dog is wolfstar fanart, because imagine trying to explain that this man is gay for the dog to a victorian child.

[that-bitch-kat3]

marauders era characters as shit my friends have said part 16

james: how are you?

regulus: i’m trying not to think about it

[tragically-but-finnally-yours]

hogwarts library, circa 1976

remus: *quietly reading a textbook*

sirius: *slams the Marauders map on the table in front of him*

sirius: look at this

sirius: *points to a cupboard that clearly has the names “James Potter” and “Regulus Black” in it*

remus: *panics*

sirius: i can’t believe james would pull a prank on regulus without me!

remus: *bangs his head on the table*

remus: well you better go help him then

sirius: *sprints out of the library*

meanwhile in the closet:

*james and regulus frantically making out*

[wolvesandshine]

Nobody:

Sirius: Everybody is a little fucked up

Sirius: Not me though. I don’t do things halfway. I’m all fucked up

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pandora: How have you been, Reg?

Regulus: Well, I’m under stress, I’m under pressure!

Regulus: The only thing I’m NOT under is James Potter

Regulus: Which is a bloody shame honestly

[marauderstars]

I love how the Marauders thought they were so clever and stealthy for becoming Animagi even though it was the worst kept secret in Hogwarts history and meanwhile here’s Regulus Black slinking around the castle as a cat since his second year and not a single person ever knew.

[where-is-vivian]

James, proud: Look, Reg, I drew you!

Regulus: That is a cat.

James, beaming: Yes! :D

Regulus, trying hard not to smile, blushing, hiding his face in his hands, realising his cold-hearted facade is crumbling down:

Barty to Evan, from afar, horrified: He's breaking Regulus

Evan, doing wand-spinning: How dare he

[padfootslads]

Wolfstar: *kiss softly in the common room*

James: ❤️~❤️

[b-u-g-g-y]

Baby Sirius was definitely a hair yanker.