#or just occ....

[sassydefendorflower]

Because being a shitty parent has been an issue for some time <3

[yore-donatsu]

Training sketches to know to draw the Omnic “Moses” and... I had fun giving it more human expressions (the ironyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !🤣)

[sparksandstars]

Tim drake and you talk about the batmobile

You’re laying down on your bed next to Tim as he typed whatever he seems to always be typing. You knew about him being Red Robin and working with Batman. It didn’t scare you off. That was mostly due to the fact that Batman didn’t cross your mind even though you were raised in Gotham. In your mind he was basically just a cop.

“You know as a kid when I saw the batmobile I thought it was an uncover cop car because it was all black.”

“Honestly I don’t know how you survived in Gotham for all these years without paying attention to Batman.” He said still not looking at you. You wondered how his eyes weren’t strained.

“Not everyone worshiped him, Tim” you said rolling onto your back.

“I did not worship him.” Finally he looked at you but then he looked back to his work.

“Wasn’t he your idol? You know where that word comes from right? Like false idols. You know-”

“I know, y/n!” He sounded so tired. Honestly it got more of a reaction from him than you expected.

“So sounds like you did.” You looked away.

He gave you the meanest side eye.

There was a long silence. Then time spoke again.

“How did you even know what uncover cop cars looked like as a kid?”

“Oh my dad thought me how to spot one!” You got up slightly and looked at him with a smile.

“Honestly I shouldn’t ask. I’m just surprised you didn’t see Batman more often considering how you grew up.”

He looked at you almost concerned even though he knew how you lived for a long time now. He still couldn’t shake off the feeling —which he hated to admit was pity— you didn’t deserve that. No one did. When he thinks about it, he’s still shocked you came out so... well you. That’s when he closed his laptop and sat next to you in bed.

That’s when you both smiled at each other.

[anemoi-i]

CBT Venti's lines to Dvalin towards the end of the Mondstadt Archon Quest, pulled from here:

"Even without my order, you still saved us. Your true nature couldn't be twisted. I never summoned you, because I never wanted to order you again. One hundred years ago, you fought that evil dragon, and it brought you so much pain. I want you to be free-- free to make the choices you want to. You are so beautiful, you should be free to do as you please."

I'm? Going to cry? There's something about the way Venti speaks here that's admittedly far more better than the released version. Him calling Dvalin beautiful? Constantly reinforcing the fact he does not want to order him to do anything? I don't know. I just love this more and wish Hoyo would have kept, at the very least, "You are so beautiful, you should be free to do as you please."

We know that when Venti says here: "One hundred years ago, you fought that evil dragon, and it brought you so much pain" is incorrect because of the 100 years. If I'm not mistaken, the battle of Barbatos and Dvalin vs. Durin would take place 500 years ago during the start of the Cataclysm, but this could have easily been changed in the final version.

It also seems that in CBT, that without Venti using whichever power he did to help Dvalin, there would have been more consequences after the Abyss Order's manipulation.

"It's too late, although I have returned, I will soon..." Then, when Venti uses the power, Dvalin says: "What are you doing? You will die too if you don't stop..." To which Venti replies, "I can let go of my mortal presence."

I'm a bit confused by this, to be honest. The cutsene plays out the same in the finalized version, and we see Venti on top of the Anemo Archon statue indicating nothing tragic has happened. I can only think of these particular lines being a "stretch" so it was changed in the finalized version. I think of it as Venti expanding a large amount of his power to fully purge Dvalin of the corruption, thus making him pass out after he uses his power.

Dvalin isn't beating the Anemo Dragon allegations, but I'm still a bit on the fence with that theory (and it is still a theory as nothing has been proven).

The main point of all of this is that regardless of whether or not it's the CBT or the released version, from day one, the game shows Venti's selflessness and his desire for Dvalin and Mondstadt to be free only for all of that to be ignored by fandom. Anyway, I just fucking love Venti.

[piltover-sharpshooter]

Quick Lesbian Test

[triglycercule]

at the beach so we pullin out the mtt beach headcanons GO

horror buys one of those cheap diving kits with goggles and flippers and always ALWAYS challenges killer to races

killer always accepts because he thinks he can beat horror (he loses EVERY time. horror's just too fast with those damn flippers)

dust goes up to random people's beach chairs when they're away and sits in them and then when they come back he sees how long he can gaslight them into thinking that was his chair from the start

while horror is napping killer and dust will fill up his skull with sand. he doesn't wake up until they're like 75% done

dust likes to fully submerge himself in the water and then pop up and jump scare killer (killer always gets scared no matter how much dust does it)

dust tried to scare horror with this prank but then he was pushed underwater and forced to eat the wet watery sand by horror

dust and horror don't play around with sand around killer's chest because his soul is near that area and killer VISCERALLY hates sand on his soul

killer can mix his eye goop with sand and it creates a toxic determination sand bomb that will literally knock a bitch out

dust will still wear papyrus's scarf even while underwater and then complain about how wet it is

killer will see a boat in the distance and bet that he can swim there with dust and horror. dust and horror end up losing a LOT of money once the boat comes back to shore with killer on board

horror doesn't eat his popsicles like a normal person. he waits for them to melt and then licks the melted juice and dust and killer shit on him SEVERELY for this

dust is such a heavy sleeper that horror and killer had enough time to build a sand grave for him and host a fake funeral service before he woke up. then they pretended he was actually dead when he woke up (it took all of horror's willpower not to laugh)

whenever one of those airplanes with posters attached fly over the beach dust always shoots a bunch of bones at the poster to poke holes in them

killer would build a giant dick and threaten kids to come over and look at his sculpture with his knife. then when the kid sees it killer orders them to tell their parents all about "the long schlong". he doesn't even kill the kids it's just to freak them and the parents out

dust doesn't help out while the set up the tents/chairs. horror has to do all the work and killer tries to help but then just ends up breaking something. but dust helps carry all the bags and chairs to and from the beach and car :3

killer brings horror as far out as he can in the water and then tells him to look underwater (connected to the first headcanon where horror has goggles) and then it turns out that killer took off his shorts and is flashing the fish. horror bursts out laughing underwater and almost drowns and then killer has to save him butt naked while trying to hold onto his shorts

when they finally wash off all the sand at the showers by the beach horror is the only one to really wash off the sand. dust doesn't wanna subject papyrus's scarf to anymore water (hc 8) and killer doesn't trust the shitty water pressure to get all the sand out of his joints

at the end of it they went to this nice seafood place and watched the beach while eating peacefully. and then on the ride home horror and killer slept like rocks (dust had to drive)

[inga-don-studio]

Carbonation angel

AKA the first thing you see after nearly drowning while being attacked by an entire room of evil killer grampa clones

[carcarpodium]

i've been thinking a LOT about a carcar coffee shop au so i wrote this, hope you guys like it :)

It's really cold outside, there are just a few people out there and looks like it's about to rain, the coffee shop is almost empty except by few people hanging out but it doesn't seem like someone else is gonna enter soon, not even Carlos.

And once again Oscar is thinking about Carlos, it's been 5 days since last time he saw him, it's not that he's so obsessed to count the days he doesn't seen Carlos, that's just a simple coincidence. Logan tells him all the time he's acting like he has a crush on Carlos but he knows well he doesn't have a stupid crush on Carlos, he just thinks Carlos is a nice guy that is very goodlooking with his big brown eyes and big eyelashes, his big nose with freckles, his big lips, his beautiful long and fluffy hair, and his cute spanish accent, nothing else more, just that.

He hasn't known Carlos for too long, but he already knows the days and time he comes to the coffee shop and what he orders; an espresso, Oscar thinks that is outrageous to drink an espresso and even more so because he thinks Carlos is too sweet to drink that, but any way he always has Carlos' order ready, so everytime he comes he doesn't have to wait too much, call it whatever you wanna call it, Oscar just thinks it's more practical that way and he's sure Carlos appreciates that because he always leaves big tips in the jar, it's a win win situation.

"Stop pining over Carlos, Oscar, you look kinda pathetic." Logan came from nowhere scaring him, was he so lost thinking about Carlos to not notice Logan wasn't in the back anymore?

"I'm not pining over anyone, Okay? I'm just really bored, mind your own business mate." He rolls his eyes and turns back to do anything to keep him busy and in fact stop thinking about Carlos, but it's not just that, the day was really boring with such a cold weather, too cold that people doesn't want to buy a coffee.

"Don't lie to me, you have been so low since 5 days ago that happens to be the last time Carlos came here, I'm not dumb."

"How do you know Carlos hasn't been here since 5 days ago?"

"I can read your mind." Oscar looks back at him without any expression. "Just kidding, I heard you yaping about it in the back, you're not quiet at all."

"Fuck."

"The next time he comes you should ask for his number and text him, you've got nothing to lose, mate. It's really exhausting seeing you pining over him all the time."

"I've got nothing to lose? Have you seen him? He's so attractive, of course he's not gonna give me a second look."

"Yeah, I have seen him but I have seen you too, you're attractive, man, more the type cute but you're definitely attractive enough to catch his eye, you should try it."

"I'm not sure i like him enough to do that and..."

"Oh, quit laming, look who's here!"

Oscar turns around and looks at the front door where Carlos is already walking to, he's wearing a beanie and a puffy jacket and Oscar thinks he's never looked so adorable before, if he were insane he would've already ran to hug him, but he's not, he just smiles back at Carlos once Carlos notices him and feels already over the moon.

"Hi Oscar!" Carlos smiles at him and Oscar notices his cheeks are red by the cold, yup, he's definitely never looked so adorable before.

"Hi Carlos, How have you been? It's been a while." He smiles akwardly once he notices what just said, Why would he said that? He probably looks like a crazy and obsessive man.

"Oh, i had a terrible cold, but now I'm fine. How have you been?" Carlos giggles ignoring how probably weird were Oscar's questions.

"Actually, it's been terrible without seeing you, thank god you're here now." Oh, close! but he's definitely not saying that. "I'm okay, It's been kinda boring because of the weather, but everything's alright."

"I didn't know you would come today so I don't have your order ready, but don't worry i'll make it quickly."

"Oh actually, i don't want an espresso today, I'd like a hot chocolate with whipped cream, please."

"No worries, I'll have it in a minute."

Oscar turns back to make Carlos' hot chocolate and he's already so happy so if he puts extra whipped cream and extra marshmallows it's nothing but a coincidence.

"Okay, here's your hot chocolate, i hope you enjoy it. It'll be £2.50"

"Yeah, right." Carlos hands him a £5 bill and tells Oscar to keep the change, says goodbye and walks to the door. "Was good to see you, but I Gotta go."

"Oh yeah, it was also good to see you, comeback whenever you want!" Oscar waves at Carlos even if He's already out of the coffee shop and suddenly notices something falling out of the £5 bill Carlos just gave him, It's a note.

"+55 81 xx xx xx" Text me soon

-Carlos :)"

[crankycorvid]

comfy cozy (??????)

[moon-barnes]

I swear on my life if one more person I talk to gets hit with a FUCKING tranquilizer dart you won’t be seeing me for a fucking mo—

**Clears throat**

How we doing fucked up world I live in? Because I ain’t feeling it right now

Don’t know, could be morning moods, don’t give a fuck finding out why personally

…I got like 60 gummy melatonins, might snack on them until I pass out <3

[pizzapasta23045]

Why I imagine Dottore wasn't in the Arlecchino short despite already being an harbinger:

Scaramouche: So are you gonna change? We have like, a whole trial for the murder of an Habinger to get to? Dottore: SCARA FUCK OFF I'M BUSY! I'M BUSY I'M DOING A MALPRACTICE. LET ME FUCKING DO HUMAN EXPERIMENTS IN PEACE I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT THAT TRIAL.

[kickasscentral]

@lazymonth ruh roh someone told him a deez nuts joke

(AJSBJDDKKWKANAN I DID IT I TRIED I HOPE YOU LIKE IT I TRIED MY BEST!!!!!!!!!!)

[eyessss]

old DD stuff i will never finish o7

[jredhood]

Am I about to adopt?

[freedom-yearner-ng]

Dear @xxswanwranglerxx...

It wouldn't allow me to make this a request... I wonder why... BUT ALAS! A MAN OF LOVE WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY! So I come forth to you in a post...

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You may have a phone for a head which I find absurd but am weirdly into but I am sure I can provide you such a wonderful feeling that you'll feel the wings of a... strikingly similar bird that you appear to have a definitive hate for... but I digress!

let us be free, randy, from the hit game, dial town!

Free together!

[piltover-sharpshooter]

Hey, you know how we didn't see much of Jayce and Viktor in that teaser for arcane season 2?

What if Jayce actually got REALLY hurt in the attack of the council, he is in critical condition and he might not make it?

What if Viktor realizes that the only way to save him is the hexcore?

What if that is why he goes to the deep end with the glorious evolution, to save Jayce?

What if that is why they later on fight, because in order to save him, Viktor went too far?