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sadistic-softie · 5 months

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Not gonna let my fatass eat today. I'm gonna lie here and starve all day until I either get horny from it or cry in misery. I'm so sick of being fat.

#tw #unhealthy weight loss #why is starvation the only thing that works?#years of discipline #exersice #calorie counting #and dieting #?#nope.#all that for nothing #in my eight years of working my ass off to loose weight #i lost -30 Lbs #hypersexual #freak #vent post #pissed at myself

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reedox · 1 year

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The way that I'm planning to write an AOT fanfiction. Like. Are you Kidding Me.

#pissed at myself

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trektown · 3 months

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Holy shit I found THE gif

#I was pissing myself laughing when I first saw this part in trials and tribbleations #star trek #trekposting #star trek ds9 #star trek deep space nine #ds9 #deep space nine #Star Trek tos #tos #the original series #trials and tribbleations

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rattledazzlebones · 2 years

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Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

#tumblr #twitter #meme #my stuff #funny #pissing myself at trying to tag #nothing more humbling than writing funny

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pisscreant · 1 year

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had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited

after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"

he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options

then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."

#disco elysium #this wasnt just a dream... this was a Vision #I am 80% sure “grandpa piss” is a meme from somewhere but I'm too weak to google it #(do you think he could tell I was savescumming?#imagine if this was actually a game mode and Harry broke the fourth wall to call the player out for it #I'd wet myself from the terror..... then *I'd* be Grandpa Piss.......)#shitposting tag

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royaltyinlife · 11 months

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I'm lowkey pissed right now. I woke up at 12pm I hate waking up in the evening even on weekends. 😤 😠 🙄

#fyp #good evening #irritated #pissed at myself #mad at myself

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violetsandshrikes · 9 months

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#pissing myself #katie rambles #aotearoa #kiwi

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hai-nae · 2 months

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uno reverse

#john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #sorry to postin so much feel like im breaking some sorta unspoken rule but i gotta or i will forget to post it at all #mw #my art #recruits in the bathroom sobbin in confusion at soaps 180 in the mornin after drills. brutal. judgmental. no remorse.#sneerin dead eyed stare he oversees em with so unforgivin and cold to minor missteps #ghost is the nice one who seems to be glowing. bc the first time he exp'd soap on a bad day he nearly had a mental break down #thinkin he did somethin to piss him off but nope soap just borrowed the stick up ghost's ass for the day #eye black smears on fingies as a treat to myself #feel like im forgettin somethin wonder what it is hmm maybe its my lack of sleep 24hrs awake thas prolly it ye

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housecow · 2 months

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belly out for the donut/taco run 🥳

#feeder/feedee #feedism.#feedee.#hucow.#i spilled thai tea all over myself and it got on my neck???#and stained???#so pissed #talk

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mo-mode · 9 months

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Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.