#queen's questions

[cappycodeart]

"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"

A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

[ewicomkicks2point0]

I spent 22 hours on this,, tf2 fans.. I know I’m new here but please don’t let this post flop pleeeaasse prettyy pllllleeeeease

[plutonicbees]

since comic!hobie killed the u.s. president, do u think atsv!hobie killed the queen

[justaz]

king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

[wasyago]

they're a killer queeeeen

[hughmanbean]

Lady Justice

Danny's Balance, right? Half alive, half dead, Ruler of the Realms, High Queen. Everything comes to him eventually, no matter who or what?

Well, you know who else shares few of those attributes? Lady Justice!

Stay with me here. I'm not crazy I swear.

Lady Justice holds the scales and ensures they're balanced. She's blindfolded so everything's equal before her, and everyone and anyone can be taken before her. Not easily, of course, or very practically, but you know what I mean.

Danny becomes Lady Justice. Metaphorically and literally somehow. Clockwork sends him on missions throughout time in the DC universe and he Appears(TM)

The JL need help with something (can't do anything about an enemy due to "foreign law, perhaps?) and The Question brings up one of his theories that the picture of the woman representing law was actually a supernatural entity sent to ensure justice.

This is, obviously, not completely believed until Constantine digs a little just to humor him and actually finds some Real Evidence supporting his claim.

The Question crows about being right, running off to find Lady Justice.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

actually i love it when the characters are all lying. i love it when they all have secrets and none of them trust each other. i love being given clues that solve puzzles i haven't even been presented with yet. i also love it when i get chills watching a scene without even knowing what it means, and when i do know what it means, i get even more chills. i love theorizing and thinking and solving and coming up with possibilities of where a story might be going. i love it and i will do it for free, for fun, for no real reason.

this is a mystery appreciation post!! if you appreciate mysteries and secrets and stories that slowly unravel before you, please interact!!!

[bruciemilf]

HAVe YOU thought about chubby baby Jason?? Like he's this sweet round cutie pie with curls? and slight freckles on his little button nose??

EVERYDAY.

You CANNOT convince me Bruce wouldn't dot on him 24/7. Pursuing him to actually leave his baby's side in order to do, you know... Anything else is a losing battle.

Additionally, Bruce's reputation as recluse is practically gone.

Baby Jason loves wobbling around the dog park, convenience stores, Gotham Academy halls when Bruce brings Dick his forgotten lunch.

It's not out of the ordinary for the billionaire to lightly jog after that screeching little cherub baby; It's the cutest sight.

Like a cat tracking down it's wild kitten. Or at least, that's how Clark Kent eloquently describes it in the newspaper.

Baby Jason is just as clingy to Bruce, thought.

He wouldn't hide in Batman’s duffel bag, in the Watchtower, otherwise.

It's the first time the league sees Batman actually, truly terrified.

"Turn this around."

"Batman, our mission cannot he annulled. I-- oh. Yes, Jason, I would love to see the bug. Yes. Pretty bug."

Jason coos, setting the little thing free, and makes grabby hands for his dad, who picks him up so fast Clark nearly misses it.

They just can't fathom how this sentient ray of sunshine is related to their Bat. But Bruce is a natural at it.

The only problem with Jason being here is that A) Jason is here.

B) Bruce cannot and will not stop kissing his chubby cheeks, which postpones a lot of their work. Not that they mind. Clark certainly doesn't.

Oliver, something furious and familiar smoking behind his mask, pulls Diana and Clark over.

" Okay. Which one of you did it?"

"Uh, what?"

" I'm not a toilet, so don't bullshit me, boyscout. Which one of you is responsible for THAT,"

He gestures to Hal projecting butterflies in the lunch room, so Jason can chase them. For once, Bruce doesn't look like he wants to burn him to dust. Clark tries not to let that bother him.

"WHAT."

"Amazonian, kryptonian, -- I'm not leaving options out. But my bet is on Diana."

[gauntletqueen]

Do y'all let Fennecqueen have soda or is that explicitly a Big Girl drink

Decided to try channeling the askblogs of yore with this one

[marslovescars]

I don't know if it's late at night or are these just the funniest pictures I've ever seen.

[factual-fantasy]

I don't know if this will ever happen, but gosh dangit I hope Jevil finds someone to remove the chains for Seam! He'll still have side effects from having the chains for so long, probably, but he'd at least stop getting worse I hope!

Also I wish to hug your asgore. He looks very soft and cozy.

@milk-powrit (Other answer is in the tags!)

What I had in mind is Asgore tried to break the chains himself, but he couldn't even scratch them. So he recommends they find a Gaster to try and figure out what they're made of.

They find a Gaster and he takes a look.. he has no idea what these things are made of or how to break them. <XD BUT, he says that usually things like this in his world have a simple solution. You just need a monster more powerful than the chain maker to break it with the power in their very soul. The fact that Asgore couldn't break them with this theory though was.. concerning..

Sometime in the future I'm thinking they wind up in a weird dark world. A world where Queen is an organic creature. The same species as Lancer and Spade King. She is kind, elegant, and HUGE. Not really a meme lord like her in-game counterpart <XD

She happens to be in some trouble with her Kingdom.. And Seam helps her out and really ends up saving her skin. She asks what she can do to repay him. He probably sighed and said his only wish is to be free of these chains. But no one can break them. Not even an Asgore..

..Weeeeell it turns out the secret to the chains is you just need a Darkener more powerful than the chain caster to break them. Which Queen just so happens to be :}

[spicymancer]

Is there any analogies to pawn promotion in the Gambit Gang's lore?

[justaz]

merlin who grew up in a small village and only having one (1) friend growing up (will) and them two being thick as thieves and not making friends with anyone else so they have like no boundaries and they eventually begin to court without really knowing what they’re doing but just knowing that they’re super close and care for each other deeply but not being able to put a name to what they are. which in turn leads to merlin growing up thinking that like spending 24/7 together, holding hands everywhere you go, staring into each others eyes and at each others lips, cuddling at night even when it’s boiling hot, and kissing is normal in platonic friendships which leads to a LOT of misunderstandings and miscommunication when he gets to camelot.

[randomwriteronline]

would it be fucked up if the mata let it slip to the rahaga and dume that they were briefly dismembered and had to pop their bodies back into shape when they arrived on mata nui. like gali complaining she isnt used to walking all these stairs and her feet hurt "worse than when i came out of the canister" and bomonga is like ? so she explains she woke up with like half her joints rotted into goo and several bones just fallen out of her body and she had to slot it all back together, and she realizes halfway through that hes looking at her with genuine horror so she asks whats wrong and hes just like thats not normal. thats not normal gali.

"... were not supposed to... put ourselves back together?... just like that?" "absolutely not." "oh" "thats horrifying." "oh"

[darlingod]

It’s just… it is everything that Cardan thought Jude would notice his “SO OBVIOUS” exile riddle and thinks Jude to not hesitate to come back. Beside his certainty of her cleverness to piece the riddle together, he believed he was that clear about his feelings toward her; he had thought she absolutely ought to know how he feels for her.

Like oh buddy. BUDDY. Your wife had thought of the answer to your little riddle like you thought she would. But guess what? She has detrimental TRUST ISSUES. (Like… Ur super mean and hot, I can’t blame her.) Anyway.. it’s SUPER adorable of him to so wholeheartedly believe she wouldn’t question his trust. It reveals so much about his pov of thier relationship.

Jude thought Cardan’s (silly) trick was a (vile) trick, when it was simply a: “Im trying to impress/pay you back in kind with our romantic metaphorical sparring and eventually get you out of political drama for a bit,” trick.

I’m fucking laughing wow these delusional ass children I fucking love them.