#queer satanic memes

[jordanmilleraj]

[itty-clover]

liberal queers be like: its ok if women want to be handsome, and if men want to be pretty! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌟🌟🌟💫💫💫

radical queers be like: its ok if women want to be handsome, and if men want to be pretty! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌟🌟🌟💫💫💫 and we will strike you down with an army of lovers if you try to stop us.

[beloved-of-john]

Made my own version because it's complicated lol

[satanicinclinations]

Will you help me come up with pretty nature shit that we stole from god for our pride flags? Gays stole the rainbow; lesbians stole summer sunsets. I’m not satisfied til nature is a painting of our pride, stolen from god’s museum. :)

[cookinguptales]

So I’ve been enjoying the Disney vs. DeSantis memes as much as anyone, but like. I do feel like a lot of people who had normal childhoods are missing some context to all this.

I was raised in the Bible Belt in a fairly fundie environment. My parents were reasonably cool about some things, compared to the rest of my family, but they certainly had their issues. But they did let me watch Disney movies, which turned out to be a point of major contention between them and my other relatives.

See, I think some people think this weird fight between Disney and fundies is new. It is very not new. I know that Disney’s attempts at inclusion in their media have been the source of a lot of mockery, but what a lot of people don’t understand is that as far as actual company policy goes, Disney has actually been an industry leader for queer rights. They’ve had policies assuring equal healthcare and partner benefits for queer employees since the early 90s.

I’m not sure how many people reading this right now remember the early 90s, but that was very much not industry standard. It was a big deal when Disney announced that non-married queer partners would be getting the same benefits as the married heterosexual ones.

Like — it went further than just saying that any unmarried partners would be eligible for spousal benefits. It straight-up said that non-same-sex partners would still need to be married to receive spousal benefits, but because same-sex partners couldn’t do that, proof that they lived together as an established couple would be enough.

In other words, it put long-term same-sex partners on a higher level than opposite-sex partners who just weren’t married yet. It put them on the exact same level as heterosexual married partners.

They weren’t the first company ever to do this, but they were super early. And they were certainly the first mainstream “family-friendly” company to do it.

Conservatives lost their damn minds.

Protests, boycotts, sermons, the whole nine yards. I can’t tell you how many books about the evils of Disney my grandmother tried to get my parents to read when I was a kid.

When we later moved to Florida, I realized just how many queer people work at Disney — because historically speaking, it’s been a company that has guaranteed them safety, non-discrimination, and equal rights. That’s when I became aware of their unofficial “Gay Days” and how Christians would show up from all over the country to protest them every year. Apparently my grandmother had been upset about these days for years, but my parents had just kind of ignored her.

Out of curiosity, I ended up reading one of the books my grandmother kept leaving at our house. And friends — it’s amazing how similar that (terrible, poorly written) rhetoric was to what people are saying these days. Disney hires gay pedophiles who want to abuse your children. Disney is trying to normalize Satanism in our beautiful, Christian America. 

Just tons of conspiracy theories in there that ranged from “a few bad things happened that weren’t actually Disney’s fault, but they did happen” to “Pocahontas is an evil movie, not because it distorts history and misrepresents indigenous life, but because it might teach children respect for nature. Which, as we all know, would cause them all to become Wiccans who believe in climate change.”

Like — please, take it from someone who knows. This weird fight between fundies and Disney is not new. This is not Disney’s first (gay) rodeo. These people have always believed that Disney is full of evil gays who are trying to groom and sexually abuse children.

The main difference now is that these beliefs are becoming mainstream. It’s not just conservative pastors who are talking about this. It’s not just church groups showing up to boycott Gay Day. Disney is starting to (reluctantly) say the quiet part out loud, and so are the Republicans. Disney is publicly supporting queer rights and announcing company-supported queer events and the Republican Party is publicly calling them pedophiles and enacting politically driven revenge.

This is important, because while this fight has always been important in the history of queer rights, it is now being magnified. The precedent that a fight like this could set is staggering. For better or for worse, we live in a corporation-driven country. I don’t like it any more than you do, and I’m not about to defend most of Disney’s business practices. But we do live in a nation where rights are largely tied to corporate approval, and the fact that we might be entering an age where even the most powerful corporations in the country are being banned from speaking out in favor of rights for marginalized people… that’s genuinely scary.

Like… I’ll just ask you this. Where do you think we’d be now, in 2023, if Disney had been prevented from promising its employees equal benefits in 1994? That was almost thirty years ago, and look how far things have come. When I looked up news articles for this post from that era, even then journalists, activists, and fundie church leaders were all talking about how a company of Disney’s prominence throwing their weight behind this movement could lead to the normalization of equal protections in this country.

The idea of it scared and thrilled people in equal parts even then. It still scares and thrills them now.

I keep seeing people say “I need them both to lose!” and I get it, I do. Disney has for sure done a lot of shit over the years. But I am begging you as a queer exvangelical to understand that no. You need Disney to win. You need Disney to wipe the fucking floor with these people.

Right now, this isn’t just a fight between a giant corporation and Ron DeSantis. This is a fight about the right of corporations to support marginalized groups. It’s a fight that ensures that companies like Disney still can offer benefits that a discriminatory government does not provide. It ensures that businesses much smaller than Disney can support activism.

Hell, it ensures that you can support activism.

The fight between weird Christian conspiracy theorists and Disney is not new, because the fight to prevent any tiny victory for marginalized groups is not new. The fight against the normalization of othered groups is not new.

That’s what they’re most afraid of. That each incremental victory will start to make marginalized groups feel safer, that each incremental victory will start to turn the tide of public opinion, that each incremental victory will eventually lead to sweeping law reform.

They’re afraid that they won’t be able to legally discriminate against us anymore.

So guys! Please. This fight, while hilarious, is also so fucking important. I am begging you to understand how old this fight is. These people always play the long game. They did it with Roe and they’re doing it with Disney.

We have! To keep! Pushing back!

[queersatanic]

(Answer only if this question is welcome and you're up for posting about it rn but) since y'all tend to be very politically/socially active, what are your thoughts on voting in the disparaging 2024 presidential election? Any useful insight for voters stuck with 2 bad options?

"Vote or don't vote, but don't mistake it as the most important political activity or even efficacious at all."

We've written a bit about that frankly quite moderate stance over the years, but the third example linked got us blocked by a friend who seemed especially incensed over the idea that not enthusiastically demanding everyone else participate in electoralism was somehow unforgivable.

Again, as anarchist, "vote if you want to, just keep in perspective what you're doing and be doing other more important things as well, regardless" seems like the most milquetoast take to possibly offer. But there it is.

If you want to vote for Joe Biden, sure, whatever. It doesn't make you a bad person just like it doesn't make you a good person. And if all you do is write in "Free Palestine" or stay home entirely, this isn't a significant action of protest or "harm reduction" or anything. Because, like signing a petition, voting isn't really anything. (But for this reason, trying to run a "third party" campaign, particularly for president, also is not laudable or a good use of resources.)

If you don't have an answer to the "Or what?" that someone will inevitably ask, then your politics are just a prayer to a non-existent referee you think is keeping score of all the hypocrisy, cheating, etc. And your politics should be about doing things every other day of the year and season so that the answer to people who despise you asking, "Or what?" can be, "Something you would not like very much at all, you swine."

[storytellersnek]

Memes are cool but we do not stan Father Jim Defroque in this haunted satanic house. Fucker is an antagonist in the story.

He's not cute or a fun dude to party with. As much as the video is funny and the tune catchy, the comedy is only the sugary coating to make it easier for some to see how vile supposed 'men of god' are or can be. And to some of us, its a very real depiction of people we actually knew.

He's the guy that will beat the shit out of the boy he strings along or out him. Jim will use, exploit, discard and condemned women. He upholds the status quo and gets to do what he wants with impunity. He's an abuser, a predator. He's the dipshit who preaches for our rights to be taken away. He's a grifter who panders to the alt-right.

He's the scumbag who says its divine will when someone in a minority gets their 'comeuppance' and prays for their soul. He applauds the monsters that make it impossible for trans ppl to use a public bathroom or receive life affirming care but his most searched category of the Hub is trans. He is the snake oil salesman who says he can cure the terminally ill and/or says its demons. He preys on people and hides behind a book to feed his ego and habit. He's the fucker who rather we die than have the right to abortion. He's the piece of shit who will give you a sermon about the glass of wine you had but does Nazca sized lines. He's a liar and a thief and a predator.

People like him exist IRL. People who berated me and verbally, emotionally, and psychologically abused me for anything I did from being queer, sexpositive, wearing black eye-shadow, and listening to rock/metal or liking horror stories. To simply being raised aethistically or just the opposite of their own perfect family so therefore must be evil and wrong. My aunt hated me and called me a devil worshiping wh*re because I didn't drink, have boyfriends, or go out like her perfect god fearing kid did. My Nana was convinced I needed to be saved and used a very low point in my life when I was very vulnerable, leading me on line by line to welcome Jesus into my heart. Like some kind of trap or twisted deal.

He's a satirical form of some really shitty fuckheads. And potentially awful predatory people. Yknow like the Inquisition, holy wars, Christian nationalism, all the shit in the Vatican & Catholicism, fucking billionaires and the ever infamous tele-evangelists (which is exactly what the song is abt FYI)

He's a villain and the very thing this band talks about in their music. A hypocritical, self serving, lying, coward. A manipulative little parasite. An ego driven, shitstain who uses god and a book to hurt and use as many as they wish. To get what they want no matter the cost or who pays it. All he cares about is that he keeps his power and doesn't have to face any consequences. He's got a whole flock of sheep and plenty of scapegoats as a pastor. You'll never find him practicing what he's preaching. Won't see him sacrificing. He's got a congregation to do that for him.

He would hurt the characters of the band if given chance. With out the shadow of a doubt in my mind because people like him have hurt me for much less than what any of the characters in Ghost lore are or have done.

He's not a blorbo. Or a secret fling of one of the Papas. Defroque is the asshole who might have traumatized them. He's the conservative fucker trying to set the Ministry of Ghost on fire. There is no enemies to lovers trope here. He's the fucker who wanted to exorcise me for listening to ACDC and Iron Maiden

Needless to say Jim Defroque fans dni.

Edit: The Hockey players are apparently minors? Like Teens. So yeah I stand by what I said. Defroque can choke.

[pastapantz]

There are two lil guys in my head: the Adhd Goblin and the Autism Gnome (the faerie kind).

One wants to make niche memes about my hyperfixations, start a motorcycle gang for queer people and worship Satan instead of doing the dishes. While the other wants to live in a picturesque cottage on a deserted island and build Legos until Njord smites the cottage into oblivion in a great seaside storm. At last granting them eternal peace traversing the vacuous vastness of Helheim in blessed solitude.

Alas, they are both train drivers stuck on a high speed train in my brain (hehe rhyme). Fighting each other over the controls while Queen is playing live in the background at full volume with heavy base. Freddie Mercury is doing the AEOOO chant every five minutes and it is compulsory for everyone involved to sing along EVERY TIME or the train will derail and explode (probably).

[ashthewaterghoul]

Introduction Post✨

I am Ash!

My pronouns are they/he/she and any common neopronouns, but my favourites are xe/xem and fae/faer.

Sexuality and gender are unlabelled. I’m just me and I’m very queer and very trans.

Also very Satanic (non-theistic).

I post about the band Ghost (mainly the Ghouls), but have done Star Wars and marauders in the past if you want a scroll.

Mainly textposts, memes, HCs and the like, but I occasionally post art and doodles (will be tagged with #ash doodles)

I post fanfic to ao3 under the same username

I don’t often post anything nsfw or suggestive but I do post and reblog stuff sometimes so just to be safe MDNI.

DNI if:

You ship copiiia or just are a pro-shipper in general.

You cannot separate the Ghouls from the people in the masks, including calling Dewdrop ‘Sodo’ or hc-ing Ghoul designs based off their unmasked faces.

You don’t like the Ghoulettes/have misogynistic takes on them.

You defend any of the lawsuit Ghouls, 🍐 Erikkson or Ash C0stell0.

Other then that, I don’t have a lot of strong DNI’s. Basically, don’t be an idiot and you’re welcome here.

My dms are open as is my ask box so ask and request away! (I’m really awkward about messaging first but I love talking to people so please message me)

Other interests include Sleep Token, Repugnant, Drag Talk, Princess Liv, Cosmo Sylvan, Opal In Sky, Star Wars, Nightmare Before Christmas, Haunted Mansion, crocheting, reading and playing bass (hence AshTheWaterGhoul).

Favourite Ghouls are Phantom, Rain, Swiss, Zephyr and Cumulus although that often changes around.

Anything not about Ghost/about me and my life gets tagged with #ash rambles.

[thewritingsofevbrowne]

Writeblr Intro

Hello, my name is Evelynne V. Browne but usually go by Eve. I'm an aspiring author and new to the writeblr community but excited to get to know my fellow writers.

Quick about me:

Twenty-Three years of age

Canadian (eh?) 🍁

Master Procrastinator

Cancer 🦀♋

My favourite genres are... Horror, Romance, Psychological Thriller, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi. I love anything with Gothic themes really.

My favourite authors are... Shakespeare, Edgar Allan Poe, Stephen King, and Neil Gaiman.

Loves Sushi 🍣

Favourite colours: 💜💚💙🖤

The sound of rain... 🌧️

My favourite of Shakespeare's works are: Hamlet, A Midsummer's Night Dream, and Romeo and Juliet.

Coffee snob ☕

My favourite books are... Coraline, Stardust, and anything William Shakespeare has written.

Queer af

Been writing since I could hold a pencil. ✍🏻

Has always dreamt of becoming a published author.

Fibro Warrior 🦋

🌿🥦😏

Green Witch 💚

Loves Memes 👌

Spiritual Butterfly 🧿🍄

Loves animals 🐈🐮🐷🦙🐀🦥

Used to write cringey fan-fiction. (Yes I admit it, I'm the one behind the Loki X Reader series)

Anxious 🥔

Loves to play Videogames 🎮 (Skyrim, ESO: Elder Scrolls Online, Skyrim, Minecraft, Dead by Daylight. Been playing lots of Overwatch 2 lately...)

Previously known as (@lokilover1999)(@lokixreaderfanfictionseries) (Mind-Wolf) (MindWolfy)

Stuff I write:

I wrote heart-wrenching romance novels. I love to put my characters through trauma. (Just kidding... Or am I? *evil laugh*)

I love to break the rules when it comes to writing. I write some pretty f*cked up sh*t lemme tell you.

I often write about the struggles of Mental Health. Characters get revenge on their abusers. You know... Murder.

Writes about Vampires, Demons, Werewolves, Witches, Satanic Cults, fairies, and anything dark and twisted really.

You know there is going to be some kind of f*cked-up love triangle let's be real.

Anything Paranormal, Ghosts, Spirits, etc.

There will always be a gay twist. Always.

Queer Characters everywhere.

WIP's:

Too many to count...

Embers and Thorns (Editing) - 17th Century: An arranged marriage between a cruel king and princess that possesses a special power. [On Wattpad]

Love Lines (Editing) [Working Title - Trying to come up with a better title...] - A depressed vampire makes a no-su*cide pact with a nurse who supplies him blood. [On Wattpad]

The Hotel Vampyre - Sequel to 'The Victorian Vampyre'. The plot of the second novel is a secret so I'll tell you about the first novel. (1848 London, England: A young Victorian baker meets Lord Howell, a creature gifted with an unspeakable talent for magic. Her world is turned upside down when she is attacked only to wake up as a Vampire.)

I'm excited to join the writeblr community. I'm shy but I'd love to make some writing friends. I'm horrible at social media but I'm learning how to so feel free to follow me on the social medias.

[Instagram] [Wattpad] [Writing Blog] [Patreon] [Ko-Fi] [YouTube] [Spotify] [SoundCloud] [Other Tumblr] [Pinterest]

Dividers by the lovely @rosypotions

[itty-clover]

[nikolas-picklous]

I made an info sheet about myself and what I do here! Enjoy, I suppose.

Name: Nikolas

Nicknames: Niko, Nik, Chaos

Pronouns: He/They/It/Xe

Sexuality: Queer, demisexual, faungender

Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, The Amazing Digital Circus, and Sally Face

Religion: Satanism

Likes: Moths, birds, cats, lemonade, drawing, fanfiction, gay books, my boyfriend, stickers, true crime, and space

Dislikes: Raw tomatoes, conservatives, scallops' eyes, and math

What I post here: Mostly stupid fan theories, art, and stuff about my hyperfixations along with a few memes sprinkled in

My twitter (18+ only):

And that's it! Have a good day, gremlins! >:3

[jacquelinemerritt]

Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Episode 58 Review

Originally posted September 12th, 2018

Basic and simple, but with a dash of something special.

When you get right down to it, Cell Mates is about as basic an episode of Dragonball Z: Abridged as they come. This is the first episode in a while that is focused on a simple fight between two powerful characters, and Team Four Star’s work here is as solid as ever, working from a solid dynamic of sexual/fighting tension between Cell and Goku, who probably want to bang each other as much as they want to fight.

It’s a unique dynamic too, with the only comparable instance of sexual advances between enemies being Zarbon, who had a far less consensual dynamic with the opponents he flirted with. Goku and Cell both are clearly into each other, something we’ve seen even more explicitly in previous episodes as Goku has consistently complimented Perfect Cell’s appearance, and by virtue of making the attraction mutual, Team Four Star manages to avoid a problematically queer-coded villain, since our main hero is more than comfortable with Cell’s sexual advances.

Aside from the lovely attraction between Cell and Goku though, there isn’t much to what makes this episode work that we haven’t been over before. Goku and Cell’s characters are wonderfully realized thanks to great voice work, a praise that applies to the side characters here equally well, and the best character from the last episode, Hercule Satan, continues to shine here, by continuing in his desperate attempts to explain away the supernatural power of Cell and Goku as science, showmanship, and illusion, despite literally being knocked into a mountain by Cell moments earlier.

What makes up the rest of the episode, outside of the fight, are small moments, like the ones given to Satan, but spread around the rest of the cast. Gohan’s sudden grateful feelings about being homeschooled after Goku embarrasses him and Chi-Chi on national television is great, as is Chi Chi’s own realization that from a distance, she sounds like a passive, possibly battered housewife with no say in her or her husbands life, an observation that also reads as subtle shade on Toriyama’s handling of her character.

We also get to see Tien continue being a badass, as he refuses to let Goku leave his past tournament victories unacknowledged, and then holds his own victory over Vegeta, who has nothing to say when Tien smugly asks him how many Gokus he’s beaten, since unlike Tien, he’s never actually beaten Goku in a fight. Krillin also continues to be socially inept here, glibly making a “Saiyans, amirite?” joke to Trunks, before realizing his racist faux-peau and having to nervously course correct after.

But I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the absolute best part of this episode, wherein Team Four Star demonstrates that their meme-game is ridiculously on point, by having Cell’s multi-form fight against Goku be set against a custom-made rendition of “We Are Number One,” from the show Lazy Town. That song, which is fantastic in its own right outside its presence as a meme, works perfectly here, as in this moment, Cell is just as inept a villain as Robbie Rotten and his clones, and is only splitting into these forms to show off and warm up for the real fight ahead.

I don’t know if Stefan Karl (may he rest in peace) ever saw or heard about this use of his famous song, but if he did, I suspect he’d be quite happy with the way this song is used to make an fast battle scene just a little more upbeat and fun, as that is definitely what that song does here.

Rating: 4/5

Stray Observations

Also, to anyone curious, this is my absolute favorite version of “We Are Number One,” and I couldn’t help but hear its lyrics instead of the original’s when hearing AinTunez’s version in this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-3KI2eHi4

Critical Eye Criticism is the work of Jacqueline Merritt, a trans woman, filmmaker, and critic. You can support her continued film criticism addiction on Patreon.

[nysocboy]

When Satan throws everything he's got at you, think of Tony's butt

I'm not sure what you mean by "Today Satan," Tony.

Today Satan, tomorrow the world.

"When are you coming over to the dark side?" "Today, Satan."

Maybe it's a comment on the meme "Not today, Satan."

Well, this was really just an excuse to post a picture of Tony's butt. Which, now that I think of it, would help you endure a day when Satan throws everything he's got at you.

The picture, from Season 2, is on Righteous Gemstones Beefcake and Boyfriends

[satanicspeaks]

Hi there! I’m Satanic (they/them, bone/bones)

I’m an autistic disabled queer Aussie. This is my personal blog meant for memes, inane rambles, and cool shit I reblog. We’re pro reblog in this house!

There’s the occasional overflow fandom content for things that don’t have their own dedicated blog, such as Life With Althaar, The Murderbot Diaries, Magnus Archives etc.

Note: technically this is a side blog, you’ll see me like things with my fan blog

Tagging

Trigger warning tagging is iffy at best over here, if there’s something you want me to tag swing me an ask and I’ll do it happily.

My fan blogs are

@satanic-foxhole-court - All For The Game dedicated blog

@not-fucking-dead - The Locked Tomb dedicated blog

Who’s the profile photo cat?

That’s Lucifer! He was my cat in high school and has made a in on my tumblr blogs. Don’t worry, he’s alive and well but he was re-homed when I moved away after I graduated high school a while ago.

[queersatanic]

hi, i miss your presence on facebook. will you be returning?

We're still on Facebook:

Anarchist Dreams with Queer Satanic Themes

Satanic Antifascism

At the moment, Evergreen Memes for Queer Satanic Fiends is on pause, tho, because after more than two and a half years, The Satanic Temple filed a preliminary injunction against it.

On the advice of our lawyers, we're just not doing anything with the page while we wait for the judge to rule on their motion, which we've replied to.

More on all that here: