#quote from script

[siryl]

“You tell that swollen scumbag he’d better cough up my fee or they’ll be picking his hide out of every crack in this room.”

Art by Kieran Yanner.

[starlooping]

i love my women middle-aged and scary

grayscale version:

[flowersforthemachines]

Useless Veilguard fact of the day: Day 2

There is a cut line in the script where a Dalish (?) Rook could tell a momma joke to someone in elven.

Check out the tag for more useless facts: #useless davg fact of the day!

[gothamite-rambler]

Dick and Cass held their shot glasses of lemon juice, both preparing to drink. However, as Dick took his shot, he was met with a splash of lemon juice right in his eye.

Dick yelped, clutching his citric acid blinded eye. His face turned bright red enraged.

Cass: Got you, sucker!

With a mischievous giggle, Cass dashed off, leaving Dick momentarily blinded. Enraged, he grabbed a frying pan but had to stop himself before losing control.

Dick (jumping up and down, speaking Filipino): Bakit mo gagawin yun! Bakit mo gagawin yun! Lord, bigyan mo ako ng lakas!

Translation: Why would you do that?! Why would you do that?! Lord, give me strength!

Cass (using Tim as a human shield): I was feeling a little mischievous today. You can't hit me! Dad will side with me!

Cass stuck her tongue out and took off laughing, with Dick hot on her heels. Tim quickly swiped the frying pan away from Dick.

Tim: They have the oddest sibling dynamic… You guys are both older than me! Act like it!

[ilovecatfr]

The earth is one planet around one star amongs 400 billion stars in one galaxy amongst two trillion galaxies in a small patch of the universe

But if you think about what we are, everybody we're just collections of atoms. Some of them are old as time and everything else other then hydrogen in our bodies was made in stars, right?

So it all cooked over billions of years. And we're in this pattern that can think so suddenly.

You have a means which by universe understands and explores itself which is us.

And that sounds unlike when you put it like that, that you can have few things cooked in hearts of stars. You stick them together in a pattern and suddenly it has some ideas and it start writing music and arts.

And that quite difficult to comprehend, right?

But that's happened here.

And that questions becomes; Well on how many other worlds did that happen?

[ancient-romes]

Donut: Not that it's anyone's business but I'm not sexually attracted to anyone.

Tucker: What about all the passes I've seen you make at me?

Donut: You wish

[imasexypotato]

*Geta watching Acacius fight Lucius in the arena*

Geta: You know, if he killed me with his bare hands, I would thank him

Caracalla, annoyed for the first time ever: We know!

Macrinus, mumbling: We would thank him for it, too...

[pinkeoni]

WILL BYERS IN EVERY EPISODE Episode #107: THE BATHTUB

[tangents-within-tangents]

The Bad Batch as Penguins of Madagascar Quotes

Bc I’ve seen a few posts making this magnificent comparison and both of these squads are near and dear to my heart and bc I need a distraction from the s3 premiere ahhh

Tech: *mission relevant info* Hunter: Tell me something I don’t know! Tech: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself Hunter: … Hunter: Tell me something else I don’t know…something less disturbing

Hunter: (to Caleb) It's okay, kid. We're not going to hurt you Crosshair: *cocks his gun* Not true, Hunter, they did authorize lethal force

Wrecker: *absolutely decking his bros* You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!

Crosshair: What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" or the "it"?!

Echo: I don't mind saying it, that guy vexes me. *narrows eyes* He's a vexer.

Hunter: Boys, no training tonight. It's game night! Tech: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia! Omega: Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week? Tech: Yes, Simon says we play TRIVIA!!

Crosshair: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.

Echo: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown Tech: No doubt

Hunter: Oh I’ve seen accident prone, try Wrecker and Crosshair! With a Chandrilan lantern! And SIX BOTTLES of rocket fuel!! Tech: Worst talent show ever

Hunter: There's no such thing as too paranoid, Omega. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it!

Tech: SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?

Omega: I have an idea! But I'm not sure how safe it is Wrecker: I like it already!

Crosshair: *while fighting* You cannot win, Hunter! I am fueled with a boiling hate! A raging fury! Hunter: And a babbling mouth! *slaps him*

Omega: No! I swore I’d never use my adorability as a weapon again, and I meant it!

Echo: Wrecker, cover Omega’s ears, I intend to use my angry words

Tech: This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration just keeps rising and rising and rising. I mean, why don't they put the smart guy in charge, huh? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!

Wrecker and Omega: *run in making incomprehensible panicked noises* Hunter: Anyone catch that? Echo: *nonchalantly interprets it exactly* The Batch: … Echo: What? I’m fluent in panic

Tech: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Cody, in his one episode: I believe now I know why “volunteers” ends in “tears”

Hunter: No batcher gets left behind, that’s why! Wrecker: What about Crosshair? Hunter: Okay, one batcher gets left behind Omega: and Echo? Hunter: Maybe two batchers get left behind Tech: Um… Hunter: *groan* Comparatively few batchers get left behind, okay?!

Omega: I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon! Wrecker: Which is the best kind! What good is a safe weapon?! Tech: He has a point

Hunter: Avert your eyes, young Omega, you’ll never be able to unsee this! Tech, recording bc that’s his freaking hobby: Don’t worry about it I’ll burn you a dvd!

Crosshair: *standing outside the Marauder* Hunter! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says “Roses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Bracca, I was too mean. Your pal, Crosshair” :) Hunter: *walks out and shreds the card*

Hunter: Get up here. That’s an order! Tech: *salutes* Permission to defy order? Hunter: Permission denied! Tech: Then I deny your denial (sorry)

Echo: *watching Hunter and Wrecker, captured and surrounded by stormtroopers* Well this hardly seems fair Echo: *jumps in a walker and defeats them easily* Told you it wasn't fair

*Phee and Tech kiss* Omega: *eyes being covered by Hunter* awww Wrecker: Finally!

[incorrect-thk]

Style: I could feign modesty here, but who would believe it?

[lucreziaces]

lucrezia x cesare — “a house in nebraska” by ethel cain

[cynicell]

( ˙꒳˙ )  ◐ im very normal and fine about him

[gothamite-rambler]

Batman: Have you ever seen me smile?

Superman: Like a genuine, full-of-joy smile? Yeah, no.

Batman: If you see me smile with a wide grin, knock me out as quickly as you can.

Superman: What would that smile even look like?

Batman forced a smile onto his face that resembled a man who had just devoured his family and was whittling their bones into a necklace. Superman fell back out of his chair, Wonder Woman screamed, and the other members were too stunned to speak.

Batman (returning to his stoic demeanor): Yeah, if I have that smile and start cackling, knock me unconscious.

Batman returned to eating his lunch, allowing the others a moment to adjust to the fact that the horrifying smile was now gone.

Superman: You are a very hurt, kind of unhinged man, but I'm glad we're friends for many reasons now.

Batman: I appreciate that, Clark.

[firstroseofspring]

b’elanna, miral, and ‘otherness’: a study using ds9/tng/voy scripts, and writing by: richard siken, erika l. sanchez, maggie nelson and shauna niequist!

[oxalisvulcanicola]

MYCROFT: People like James Moriarty. We watch them. We know about them. The most dangerous criminal mind the world has ever seen. And in his pocket - the ultimate weapon too. A key code - a few lines of computer code that can unlock any door.

JOHN: You abducted him - to try to get the key code.

MYCROFT: Interrogated him for weeks.

JOHN: And?

MYCROFT: He wouldn’t play along. Just sat there - staring into the darkness.

The only thing that made him open up…

I can open any door, anywhere. With a few tiny lines of computer code.

CLOSE on the ID card. A complicated bar-code and a signature: Mycroft Holmes. The MILITARY POLICEMAN swipes it through a reader -beep! - then hands it back to Sherlock and waves the landrover through.

JOHN: Mycroft’s name literally opens doors.

No such thing as a private bank account now - they’re all mine.

‘There is a problem with your card. Please wait a moment.’

‘A member of staff will be with you shortly.’

‘Thank you for your patience, John.’

No such thing as secrecy. I own secrecy.

There is a security camera at the top right corner of the building opposite you. Do you see it?

Nuclear codes? I could blow up NATO in alphabetical order.

Mikey, is this your laptop?

On which depends the security of the free world. And you’ve got potatoes on it.

In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is King.

[anf5]

"there are 600 tornadoes every year, and they destroy a lot. mostly here in the farmbelt. i grew up here, and i can tell you -- when you see a farm destroyed, you see a poor family lose everything..."

stimboard 7: TWISTER (1996)

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