#red hood!jason

[msfcatlover]

Someone: “Are you aware your clothes are inside out?”

Jason ‘Very Autistic’ Todd: “I wasn’t aware it was any of your business.”

[redflagromance]

For the sheer fun of it, we wrote some DC Kinktober content. Please enjoy!

STRAY CAT SLINK

This is a multichapter work, so far with content for days 1, 3, and 4 of Kinktober. Used prompts are Leather and Latex, Roleplay, and Lap Pillow.

Summary:

Tim Drake is the first to put together that the Red Hood is Jason Todd, who he had been totally normal about most of his formative years. So normal. He can't leave him alone. He's doing this to help him, promise.

Meanwhile, Jason Todd is just over his head with a crush on this horrible little cat.

Story is rated E but content so far is only up to T or maybe M. Chapter 4 will earn that E rating.

Read it here!

GET EVEN (AND MAD)

This is a story for day 2, prompt Boot Kink, rated E.

Summary:

Tim comes to Jason asking for help tracking down Batman in the timestream. Jason has a counterproposal. One of them is over their head, really fast.

Read it here!

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

[randoparody]

don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

[arcventi]

[bianc0re]

arcade night 🕹️🦇

[ashoss]

some things dont change

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled

[msfcatlover]

Y’know, when PandaRedd said Jason Todd “isn’t that creative,” I thought it couldn’t possibly be that bad.

Then I found out Jason named his dog “Dog.”

That when trying to come up with alternatives to Robin, PreCrisis!Jason’s names were all other birds, part of his costume, or literally also someone else’s nickname, with the most memorable name being “Bluejay” (which is a legit good name, but c’mon, it’s just his nickname shoved into the bird-theme.)

And PostCrisis!Jason could only come up with “Batboy.”

As much as I love the “Jason should be a writer” & “Jason writes fanfiction” headcanons, Jason Todd is not that creative.

[panakina]

I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

[pichichu-studio]

Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰

Inspired by:

[randoparody]

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

[ggvannba]

why is tumblr slaughtering my saturation [[edit: sanrio is using israeli tech, i made this post before i was aware of this and past reblogs won't show up with the edit but i want to make it clear that i am in complete support of palestine. if you want to read more about this please read this]]

[azz-modeus]

If I had a nickel for every time I drew Tim insisting that Jason is a good person I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s sad that it’s happened twice.

anyways have some de-aged Tim angst