#robin II

[cosmicwar]

“commandeered” bruce that’s just stealing. bruce that’s grand theft auto. bruce.

[genius11rare]

Red Hood , thinking back to this very moment:

Conversations of various Robins and Batman that the JL has overheard.

Dick as Robin:

Batman: "Don't touch that."

*gets ignored*

Batman (more desperately): "Don't touch that! Robin I'll ground you!"

Robin: *snorts and continues to reach for the very dangerous alien object*

Batman (floundering): "I- Catwoman's out of Arkham! And if you touch that I won't let you see her!"

Robin: *gasps and backs away from it reluctantly* "That's no fair! I wanna see Catwoman and touch the thing!"

Batman, crossing his arms and looking very stern despite the objectively ridiculous situation: "Well, you can only have one of those things."

-

Robin, starting to tear up and sniffle: "B-but I want to help other kids so t-t-they don't lose their mommy and daddy!"

Batman, deadpan: "That's not working on me, kid."

Robin, tears immediately drying up: "Was the mommy and daddy too much?"

Batman: *seesaw hand*

Robin, nodding: "I think I'll keep it to mama and papa - that usually works better."

//

Jason as Robin:

Batman: "Yes, Robin, your English teacher is an idiot when it comes to Shakespeare but that doesn't mean you can egg her car."

Robin: "What about her house?"

Batman: "That's actually worse than egging her car."

Robin: "Sooo, I should be allowed to egg her car because that's better than egging her house!"

Batman: "Should people be allowed to commit assault because that's better than murder?"

Robin, dead panned: "Isn't that literally what we do every night?"

(This one made Flash laugh so hard he pulled a muscle)

-

Robin: "B, I just met Toy Man."

Robin: "Is that REALLY one of Superman's enemies or was that a joke? Please tell me it was a joke. He's like a level two Gotham rogue - his shtick is toys, Batman, TOYS. And I thought the Riddler was stupid."

(Superman tried to defend his honor and was ultimately defeated by the meanest thing to exist - a teenager)

//

Tim as Robin:

Batman: "Robin, explain the voicemail I got from the school."

Robin: "Didn't they already tell you?"

Batman, frowning heavily: "Humor me."

Robin: "My math teacher was being a bitch so I took apart her calculators and hid the pieces around her room and in her stuff."

Batman: "Including her salad."

Robin: "Including her salad AND protein shake."

Batman: "She's could have choked and died!"

Robin: "But she didn't! And anyway in my experience, people are SO much more tolerable when they almost died recently! Take my dad for example-"

-

Batman: "Stop it."

Robin, grinning over his laptop: "I'm not doing anything."

Batman, exasperated: "Don't lie to me! That's your hacking face, Robin."

/

Steph as Robin:

Robin: "It's only glitter!"

Batman: "Three tons of it."

Robin: "... Did i mention that it's biodegradable so it's like totally okay for the environment! See, i DO think ahead sometimes!"

Batman, mumbling: "Maybe I should start putting glitter on your case files so you'll focus..."

-

Robin: "It's because I'm a girl isn't it?"

Batman: "Me telling you to stop putting sprinkles on your pasta is completely unrelated to your gender."

Robin, taking a bite of her pasta monstrosity and pointing the fork in his direction: "Misogynist!"

/

Damian as Robin:

Robin: "But i only THREATENED to stab him. I didn’t actually stab him."

Batman: "..."

Batman: "That's definitely progress but still-"

-

Robin: *cape starts to make a hissing sound*

Batman: "Robin.... What is in there?"

Robin: ".... Her name is Daffodil."

Batman, growing dread in his voice: "And what exactly is Daffodil?"

Robin, without misisng a beat and completely serious: "A beautiful young lady."

[rotten7rat]

Look at him! 😭😭

[manyu-ten]

Ah yes, Jason Todd. Always the perfect scapegoat but never the perfect victim.

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

I really don't like the narrative of "Bruce thinks if he hadn't made Jason Robin, Jason would have ended up as a criminal."

I much, much prefer the narrative Robins (2021-) gave us. Jason knows he did illegal stuff to survive. He did what he had to do. But has been called a crook, a criminal, a kingpin and similar stuff so many times and yeah, he is one, that he believes this narrative of "oh, I so would have ended up as a criminal." Jason does not have a high opinion of himself. He knows his skills, he knows what he is, but his self worth isn't big.

And then you have Bruce. Who doesn't think that at all. He expects Dick and Stephanie to still be heroes if they hadn't been Robin. But Jason? No. Jason would be successful. He would use his skills, combine it with a passion and help others that way. In #5, they were all in a simulation based on Bruce's idea of what their lives would've been if they hadn't been Robins. And Jason? Jason is a famous race car driver. So good that he wins and wins and wins. He has his own charity dedicated to his mother. Every single penny he wins goes to that charity.

[batcavescolony]

Here we go, some canon Dick and Jaybin.

Once again reminding y'all that there is no basis in Jason's og post-crisis robin run for the claim that he and Dick "barely knew each other" or "didn't get along".

"but they only interacted twice!" Yeah, over 30 jaybin issues, most of which focusing on Batman storylines. Do y'all also assume that during the three years Jason was Robin, Batman and Robin only got involved in 10-15 cases?

They only interacted on-screen twice. (And they were very cute the whole time.) Dick grieved that kid. He wasn't a footnote, he haunted him. They went on a ski-trip together.

The claim that jaybin and dick were not close based on a count of their shared issues that doesn't account for scaling is a personal headcanon, and the insistence on claiming it as canon based on early post-crisis is bizarre.

People be going after jason fans calling shit fanon over some bold takes tbh, yeah, obviously they don't have the on-screen history dick and timbin have, have you seen how big tim's robin run is? They decided to kill-off jaybin after less than 30 issues and y'all act like that just invalidates one of the few deep and meaningful relationships he had jaybin fans can never have a win.

[starspilli]

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

Robin! Jason: Robin gives me magic! :D

Constantine: *suspicious side eye glaring* Hm....

Bruce: oh come on, just because I have a high chance of being consumed by evil if I do magic -which is why I'm not allowed to do magic- doesn't mean he will! That's just a kid's saying! Constantine: uh huh -------------------------------

Red hood! Jason: *all-blades in hand* Sup motherfuckers guess who's back Constantine: I FUCKING KNEW IT

[webshood]

Jason and Dick look so much alike during their Robin days that they get confused who was the Robin in certain photos, they literally can't tell each other apart and the fact they have been fighting almost the same lineup of rogues is even more confusing, so their experiences end up mixed up, a lot.

Jason: No, that was me, did ya' read my reports and is confusing them with the real thing ?

Dick: I'm one hundred percent sure that was me, maybe you're the one who is misremembering, you used to read my reports all the time !

Jason: So you're just gonna act like I'm fucking lying, I have 4k memory of that day, that was literally me get outta here with ur Pinocchio looking ass

Dick: You're the one remembering things wrong, I got seventeen years of career I know that was me!

The whole time, the Riddler was running low on funds and used the same strategy twice, hoping nobody would notice, Tim knows the truth – he has read both reports–, but he thinks it's funny to see them argue.

[acmeoop]

Bruce Wayne Jr. “Batman #131” (1960)

(1960)

[ashoss]

some things dont change

[girlkisser13]

pussy drunk jason todd

pairings: jason todd x fem!reader

warnings/tags: smut (18+), pussy drunk jason, oral sex (r receiving), pussy eating, dirty talk, multiple orgasms

divider by @plutism

"may i?"

jason's pouting face hovers over your bare stomach. he'd been busy littering light kisses and bites on the skin of your thighs, his fingers teasing with the waistband of your panties but waiting until he has your permission to rip them off.

you nod hastily, making him laugh at your eagerness. you'd huff about how cocky he's being, but you find yourself biting back the remarks to watch him peel down your underwear.

immediately, his breath stutters. his pupils dilate. black eats away at his blue irises as he stares down at your pussy, mesmerized.

"may i?" he asks again, now more breathless. you thought he was teasing you at first, asking for your permission to make you squirm. but as you notice how his eyes flicker from your cunt to your eyes, you realize that he's not asking. he's pleading.

"yes." it comes out raspy, and again a bit desperate, but jason doesn't linger on it. instead, he dips his head down and kisses your clit.

"so pretty." he mumbles before flicking out his tongue. your fingers quickly find purchase of the sheets, gripping the fabric tightly as jason works his way down to your slit, mouth teasing at your hole. without warning, he slides his tongue in.

"a-ah!" your back arches, and it only pulls him closer to you, his nose poking at your swollen folds while his tongue works its way into you. he hums as he licks and swallows, the noise sending a shiver up your spine.

"taste so good." he practically moans. "why do you taste so good?"

your face cringes, both in pleasure and in slight embarrassment at how loud the sound is, your moans and his creating a cacophony that is muffled by the wet squelch! your pussy makes each time he forces his tongue into you, or by the slurp! he makes each time he sucks on your clit.

when you cum - which you do fast, way faster than you'd like to admit — jason doesn't stop. he's still busy following his motions, lost to the taste of you.

"jason, please." you push at his head, pull at his hair. "it’s too much."

he pulls back, gasping. "no. let me do this." he grasps your wrists before dipping back down. "let me enjoy this."

you let him do as he pleases. even if it means you'll cum over and over without a second to catch your breath.

[death-is-a-simp]

Pretty much everyone else: Make sure to be careful around the topic of his death we don't want to upset Jason or-

Tim: Hey remember when you died?

EO:

Tim: Skill issue honestly

Tim: You know who didn't die?

Tim: Me.

Tim: Kinda embarrassing for you honestly-

[stephcasstruther]

It’s a common occurrence in Wayne manor for someone to walk in on Tim, completely lost in thought, sitting in the classic supervillain pose of sitting with his legs wide and his fingertips pressed against each other with his head tilted down a bit, see below for reference

He doesn’t do it on purpose, his body just naturally moves to this position whenever he’s Scheming™️.

Jason: Why is Tim sitting like he’s about to beat me with a crowbar?

Dick: Shh, he’s thinking.

Jason: About what?

Steph: Ra’s Al Ghul is fucking with him again and he needs to figure out his next move

Jason: And that explains the supervillain pose?

Dick: Yeah he does that sometimes

Bruce: You should hear how he laughs once he figures something out. It even scares me sometimes.

[bryverros]

happy jason todd death day to all who celebrate

[cinapjay-artblog]

well guys i did it

first time animating come on hype me up :3