#sassy regulus

[acidicvenus]

regulus is a chronic eye roller go ahead and try to prove me wrong

[milleeeeeee]

i love sassy Regulus <3

[noneknewaswellasi]

“I make a point not to be a hypocrite Mr Black”

“Really?” Regulus asked, picking up his water glass “I like to make a hobby of it”

From fic: A Boy named Reg on AO3

[nikolai-alexi]

Orion: you know, Regulus, when I was your age—

Regulus: when you were my age you fucked your second cousin. take a step back, cousin-father.

[addsalwayssick]

Remus commentating on quidditch

Remus: Potter currently is not paying attention to the bloody fucking game as he’s too busy watching Black. Oh and not big black, baby black.

Remus: Baby black- er- sorry- Slytherin seeker misses the snitch by a foot, only missing it because Gryffindor chaser James Potter winked at him.

Mcgonnagal: Remus. That’s not at all what you are supposed to be commenting on this match.

Remus: What do you mean that’s not what I’m supposed to be commenting on? You want me to talk about how fine Sirius’s arse looks in the-

Mcgonnagal: Remus.

Remus: Fine. So we’re like losing 150-140. Because JAMES WONT STOP LOOK AT-

Mcgonnagal: Remus!

Remus: Sorry! Gryffindor beater, not Black- Mckinnon- bats the quaffle away beautifully. Mckinnon is my favorite person on Gryffindor right now.

*Outraged shouts from Sirius and James, and a joyous whoop from Marlene*

[vomits0cutely]

Sirius: where did you come from? Planet Loser?

Regulus: as opposed to planet ‘Look At Me Look at me’?

[laprettieststar]

>>Not mine<<

[my-beloved-fandoms]

Pandora: Have you never lost anyone close to you? What would you do if say… Sirius died

Regulus: Is he actually dead this time or just fucking around again?

Pandora: Actually dead. What would you do?

Regulus: Before or after I start laughing?

[lexithwrites]

As much as I love James being a sunshine boy to Reggie who gets irritated by him at first I do love the idea of James and Regulus actually not getting along for the longest time before they realise it’s sexual tension and not actual hatred

[maxinewebs]

Sirius: *knocking on Regulus’s door* Regulus.

Regulus: …

Sirius: Reg.

Sirius: Reggie.

Sirius: Reg.

Sirius: Reggieeeee.

Sirius: *knocking harder* REGUUUUULUUUUUUSSSSS

Regulus from behind his door: What.

Sirius: What are you doing :)

Regulus: James.

Sirius: Oh.

Sirius: Ja-… Wait what.

[ao3whore]

reg: thank you james, this is lovely

barty: boooo! that’s such a heterosexual thank you

reg, straight faced: oh girlypop, you def slayed, thank you pookie bear 💅

(barty is horrified, evan is losing his SHIT, james is hella confused but rolling with it atp)

[midnightarrow]

Watching Disney's Hercules and thinking about Drarry and Jegulus.. can't even watch a kids movie without thinking about those little sh*ts 🤦🏽‍♀️❤️😎

[residentrookie]

wip word search

thank u for the tag sweet friend!!! @blackberry-sunset tagging @static-radio-ao3 and @xjustakay

using this random word generator, search your current wip for the word you get and post a snippet

my word: bury

Sirius wakes up knowing he was dreaming about Remus, not because he remembers the dream—he never does, they always seem to escape him— but because of the feeling occupying his chest, buttery and warm, like he’s just stepped back from an open flame. And then he groans, burying his face in his pillow because the truth is that Remus despises him. Or no, it’s worse than that. Remus doesn’t even remember him well enough to have an opinion of him.

(from chapter three of starfell lodge)

[atlas-the-bastard]

Not me falling in love with another dark haired, gay as hell, traumatised, sassy/sarcastic/dramatic fictional boy who only wears black clothes.

[itsjustfire4]

Voldy-boy: I have no problem killing kids

Barty: you have a problem getting bitches though

Regulus: unlike me

Evan: Fr tho

[piknyu]

Jegulus is starting to look a lot like klance.