#simpsons quotes

[queerryan]

*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*

Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?

Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...

...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.

[todayontumblr]

yes, I should be...

[irlsimpsons]

Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Season Pass available as luggage tags on Etsy!

[chikinan]

I ♥️ all the Nightray guys equally.

[wastingmymind]

[kanna-banana]

"If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two"

[zachiefluff]

Never been with 'it'. Never have, never will be.

[heatherthehippiex]

Wow that Mozart guy has been around for ages!

[drivenbycheese]

Lisa: Dad, what’s a Muppet?

Homer: Well, it’s not quite a mop and it’s not quite a puppet… but man (laughs). So to answer your question, I don’t know.

Bart: Why did they make that one Muppet out of leather?

Marge: That’s not a leather Muppet, that’s Troy McClure. Back in the ’70s he was quite the teen heartthrob.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Gojyo: What is this?

Merchant: A monkey's paw that will grant its owner four wishes.

Gojyo: Wow! How much?

Merchant: Sir, I must recommend against buying this. It carries a bad omen. Take me for example, I was once the President of Algeria...

Gojyo: Come on, pal! I don't want to hear your life story! Paw me!

•

Hakkai: Gojyo, where'd you get the monkey's paw?

Gojyo: I got it from the stand...over..there. (points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around)

Gojyo: Oh, wait. It's over there.

Merchant: You will be sorry.

[81scorp]

“I used to be "with it." But then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it," and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.” ―Abraham Simpson

There`s a Simpson quote for every occasion.

[techmomma]

Incorrect quotes:

TB, watching the hallways: Hm. Tell me, Mr. Wright, who is that young firebrand?

Penwright: That’s Casey, one of your organ banks from class 2C, headmaster.

TB: Casey, eh? Good grades, intelligent?

Penwright: -unconfident so so hand motion-

[irlsimpsons]

Simpsons Crab Juice tumbler available on Etsy!

[t00thpasteface]

grown-ass orphan retraumatizes tiny child orphan via constantly looking like he's about to kill someone and/or himself regardless of his actual mood or intent

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I think I got your lunch.

Jason: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*

Dick: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.

Dick: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God please be good."*

[ijustgotherebro]

Alastor: lucifer my old archenemy

Vox: i thought i was your archenemy

Alastor: i have a life outside of you vox