#sirius black/patrick bateman

[peachy-princess777]

I hope you guys know I take requests..🫡

Just say the name and the theme I.e,fluff,smut, angst(maybe), etc and your wish is my command ✨

[awritessomething]

I have absolutely no ideas for writing whatsoever pleaseplease leave requests!!! Smut, angst, fluff, whatever y’all want I can probably do.

Ill write for these people and probably more that I forgot (all male character x fem!reader) :

Formula 1:

Max Verstappen

Lando Norris

Oscar Piastri

Charles Leclerc

Pierre Gasly

Lewis Hamilton

Carlos Sainz

Daniel Riccardo

Mick Schumacher

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Aaron Hotchner

Derek Morgan

David Rossi (preferably young)

Marvel:

Bucky Barnes

Tony Stark

Thor

Sam Wilson

Deadpool

Steve Rogers

Spiderman (Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, Miguel O'hara)

Call of Duty

Keegan Russ

Simon "Ghost" Riley

König

Phillip Graves

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

Star Wars:

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Kylo Ren

Luke Skywalker

Han Solo

Outer Banks:

JJ Maybank

Rafe Cameron

Topper Thornton

John B. Routledge

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter

Cedric Diggory

Draco malfoy

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

Blaise Zabini

Regulus Black

Severus Snape

Tom Riddle

Sirius Black

Lorenzo Berkshire

Oliver Wood

The Walking Dead:

Glenn Rhee

Daryl Dixon

Rick Grimes

Carl Grimes

Sports:

Joao Felix

Jude Bellingham

Brock Purdy

Leon Draisaitl

Jack Hughes

Vince Dunn

Mitch Marner

Connor Bedard

Wayne Gretzky (young)

Miscallaneous:

Jack Champion (Ethan Landry)

Patrick Bateman

Batman (Christian Bale)

Johnathan Crane

Finnick Odair

Josh Hutcherson (Peeta Mellark, Mike Schmidt, Sean Anderson, Clapton Davis)

Rodrick Heffley

Colby Brock

Sam Golbach

Tristan Dugray

Dylan O'brien

Bellamy Blake

Patrick Dempsey (Derek Shepherd, Ronald Miller)

Joe Goldberg

Timothee Chalamet (Wonka, Paul Atreides)

Minho (The Maze Runner)

Keanu Reeves (John Wick, Neo, Alex Wyler, Dr. Beckham, Julian Mercer, Ted Logan)

Jim Halpert

Farkas

Ulfric Stormcloak

Miraak

Ben Schnetzer (Max Vandenburg, Brad Land, Russ Sheppard)

Ralph Macchio (Daniel Larusso, Johnny Cade)

Dallas Winston

Sodapop Curtis

Robby Keene

Zuko (atla dallas liu)

Jet (atla sebastian amoruso)

Cillian Murphy (Johnathan crane, jackson rippner, Neil Lewis)

Evan Peters (all ahs characters, Luke cooper)

What I wont do:

Pedophilia

Beastiality or anything animal-y

Waterworks

Male reader (sorry)

Character x character

Threesomes or anything not 1x1

Character x oc

Specific body types (i just don’t see the point)

Daddy/mommy kinks

Incest or stepcest

(I’ll prob have to add on but its midnight rn)

[hanasnx]

⿻ CHARACTER LIST — !

MINORS DNI 18+ ༄

"We want more than the wars of our fathers." — Switchfoot. (2003). Meant to Live.

TIP: bold is current favorites in which i respond to the quickest.

── characters ┆ EVERY CHARACTER I'VE EVER WRITTEN ON THIS BLOG (DOES NOT INCLUDE GIFTS).

dc comics ¡! ❞

✩ bruce wayne ✩ dick grayson ✩ terry mcginnis ✩ jason todd ✩ talon ✩ dr. manhattan ✩ wally west ✩ j’onn j’onzz ✩ nanaue ✩ tim drake

marvel ¡! ❞

✩ peter parker ✩ venom ✩ hobie brown ✩ miguel o'hara ✩ tony stark ✩ logan howlett ✩ wade wilson ✩ harry osborn ✩ the great protector

the boys ¡! ❞

✩ black noir ✩ soldier boy ✩ the homelander ✩ jordan li

star wars ¡! ❞

✩ anakin skywalker ✩ darth vader ✩ han solo

wizarding world ¡! ❞

✩ fred weasley ✩ remus lupin

movies misc. ¡! ❞

✩ indiana jones ✩ brian o'conner ✩ patrick bateman ✩ elton tiscia

outer banks ¡! ❞

✩ jj maybank ✩ rafe cameron ✩ drew starkey

atla-verse ¡! ❞

✩ jet ✩ zuko

tv. shows misc. ¡! ❞

✩ jake peralta ✩ abed nadir ✩ mordecai ✩ kevin levin ✩ dean forester ✩ christopher hayden ✩ dean winchester ✩ sam winchester

jujutsu kaisen ¡! ❞

✩ toji fushiguro ✩ satoru gojo ✩ naoya zenin

boku no hero academia ¡! ❞

✩ katsuki bakugou ✩ taishiro toyomitsu

akatsuki no yona ¡! ❞

✩ hak

namaikizikari ¡! ❞

✩ shou naruse

manga misc. ¡! ❞

✩ riftan calypse

mass effect ¡! ❞

✩ garrus vakarian ✩ nihlus kryik ✩ saren arterius ✩ urdnot wrex

christensen-verse ¡! ❞

✩ hayden christensen ✩ scott barringer ✩ leo campo ✩ sam monroe ✩ billy quinn ✩ clay beresford ✩ jacob ✩ stephen glass

rpf misc. ¡! ❞

✩ indy ✩ andy biersack ✩ corpse husband

── additional ┆ CHARACTERS I'D LIKE TO WRITE FOR.

✩ cad bane ✩ general grievous

✩ barry allen ✩ conner kent

✩ luke riordan

✩ korra ✩ mako

✩ sirius black

✩ shoto todoroki ✩ dabi ✩ kai chisaki ✩ hitoshi shinso ✩ toshinori yagi ✩ yo shindou

✩ garnet

✩ jace herondale

✩ sinbad ✩ masrur

✩ tomoe ✩ kurama shinjirou

✩ sesshomaru ✩ koga

✩ marshall lee

✩ bill cipher

✩ dan lynch

✩ nicholas devereaux

✩ eric knox

✩ mike ross

✩ gregory eddie

✩ sam sweeney

── gifts ┆ CHARACTERS I'VE WRITTEN GIFTS FOR AND DO NOT WANT MESSAGES ABOUT.

✩ luke skywalker ✩ carmy berzatto ✩ druig

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[gllrimes]

𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝑬𝒍𝒊𝒐’𝒔 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒈!

𝑹𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔:

I will be writing smut, fluff, comfort, and angst. I'm not experienced with writing as much as other writers are, so don't expect the best.

No sa or rape of any sort because we don't tolerate that.

No piss/shit/fart kinks ya dirty fucks.

No pedophilia. Age gaps only can consist of five years apart in my story's when 18+

No human servitude.

I write for any sexuality and any gender.

I do write drabbles and hcs.

I don't write agere/little space on this blog, I'll set up another blog for that!!

I don't care how old you are I can't stop you from reading my stuff 😕🙏🏻

Requests are open!!

𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒔 & 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓

The Walking Dead:

Rick Grimes

Carl Grimes

Daryl Dixon

Negan Smith

Glenn Rhee

Ron Anderson

Enid Rhee

Maggie Rhee

Michonne Grimes

(Bonus: I might write for others too. Maybe Shane idk.)

The End Of The Fucking World:

Alyssa Foley

James (last name unknown)

Heartstopper:

Charlie Spring

Nick Nelson

Tao Xu

Elle Argent

Darcy Olsson

Tara Jones

Sahar Zahid

Issac Henderson

13 Reasons Why:

Clay Jenson

Hannah Baker

Justin Foley

Alex Standall

Jessica Davis

IT:

Bill Denbrough

Richie Tozier

Beverly Marsh

Stanley Uris

Mike Hanlon

Henry Bowers

Patrick Hockstetter

Victor Criss

Belch Huggins

The Flash (IMDb):

Berry Allen

Cisco Ramon

Caitlin Snow

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Tom Riddle

James Potter

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Mattheo Riddle

Theodore Nott

Regulas Black

Stranger Things:

Mike Wheeler

Will Byers

Jonathan Byers

Nancy Wheeler

Lucas Sinclair

Dustin Henderson

Steve Harrington

Henry Creel

Eleven

Eddie Munson

Criminal Minds:

Spencer Reid

Aaron Hotchner

Derek Morgan

Penelope Garcia

Jennifer Jareau

Twilight:

Bella Swan

Edward Cullen

Jasper Hale

Alice Cullen

Rosalie Hale

Carlisle Cullen

Emmett Cullen

Jacob Black

Seth Clearwater

Esme Cullen

Thirteen:

Tracy Freeland

Evie Zamora

Mason Freeland

Melanie Freeland

Anne With An E:

Gilbert Blythe

Anne Shirley

Dianna Berry

Cole Mackenzie

Jerry Baynard

The Goldfinch:

Theodore Decker (older and younger)

Boris Pavlikovsky (older and younger)

The Turning:

Miles Fairchild

Kate Mandell

Flora Fairchild (NO SMUT)

When You Finish Saving The World:

Ziggy Katz

Lila

American Horror Story:

Tate Langdon

Violet Harmon

Kit Walker

Lana Winters

Zoe Benson

Kyle Spencer

Cordelia Goode

Fiona Goode

Jimmy Darling

James Patrick March

Elizabeth/The Countess

Kai Anderson

Winter Anderson

Ally Mayfair-Richards

Austin Sommers

Mr. Gallant

Edward Mott

Rory Monahan

Shameless:

Fiona Gallagher

Lip Gallagher

Ian Gallagher

Mickey Milkovich

Mandy Milkovich

Carl Gallagher

I Believe In Unicorns:

Davina

Sterling

Tokio Hotel:

Bill Kaulitz

Tom Kaulitz

Georg Listing

Gustav Schäfer

Slashers/Halloween movies characters:

Max Dennison

Billy Loomis

Stu Macher

Sydney Prescott

Bo Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

Jason Voorhees

Freddy Kruger

Michael Myers

Jason Dean

Patrick Bateman

Brahms Heelshire

BONUS singers/actors/youtubers:

Sam Golbach

Colby Brock

Jake Webber

Albert (flamingo)

The Sturniolo Triplets

Finn Wolfhard

Noah Schnapp

And finally... ALEX TURNER 😋😋 (he's so husband material)

!!PLEASE USE THIS RESPECTFULLY AND WISELY!!

[satansapostle6]

Characters I Write For

Please message me with any ideas/requests! I need ideas(short fics or series)

Mostly write for fem!readers. I can write fluff, angst, smut, etc. If I’m not comfortable with something I can let you know

Character/Actor List

Favorite Characters/Actors To Write For

Draco Malfoy, Weasley twins

Jesse Pinkman

Paul Dano characters

Josh Hutcherson characters

Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel

Damon Salvatore, Silas, Klaus Mikaelson, Kol Mikaelson

Rodrick Heffley

Bellamy Blake

Ezra Fitz(should probably make it clear I don’t condone)

Ian Duncan(Community)

Charlie(It’s Always Sunny)

Luke Castellan, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase

Finnick Odair

Tommy Shelby

Killian Hook

Paul Dano

Klitz(The Girl Next Door)

Dwayne Hoover(Little Miss Sunshine)

Edward Nashton(The Batman)

Calvin Weir-Fields(Ruby Sparks)

Brian Wilcox(Fast Food Nation)

Joby Taylor(For Ellen)

Nick Flynn(Being Flynn)

Josh Hutcherson

Peeta Mellark(The Hunger Games)

Mike Schmidt(FNAF)

Josh Futturman(Future Man)

Devon Bostick

Rodrick Heffley(Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jasper Jordan(The 100)

Cillian Murphy

Tommy Shelby(Peaky Blinders)

Dr. Jonathan Crane(The Dark Knight)

Neil(Watching the Detectives)

Christian Bale

Patrick Bateman(American Psycho)

Bruce Wayne(The Dark Knight)

Breaking Bad

Jesse Pinkman

Jane Margolis

Saul Goodman

Harry Potter(Golden Trio Era)

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Hermione Granger

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Ginny Weasley

Luna Lovegood

Neville Longbottom

Draco Malfoy

Pansy Parkinson

Blaise Zabini

Theodore Nott

Daphne Greengrass

Adrian Pucey

Terence Higgs

Harry Potter(Marauders Era)

James Potter

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Lily Potter

Severus Snape

Regulus Black

Lucius Malfoy

Narcissa Malfoy

Bellatrix Lestrange

Arthur Weasley

Harry Potter(Fantastic Beasts Era)

Newt Scamander

Queenie Goldstein

Leta Lestrange

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

Annabeth Chase

Luke Castellan

Thalia Grace

Jason Grace

+ Gods

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Aaron Hotchner

Emily Prentiss

Derek Morgan

JJ

Penelope Garcia

David Rossi

Elle Greenaway

Cat Adams

Megan Kane

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

John Winchester

Mary Winchester

Castiel

Charlie Bradbury

Rowena McLeod

Adam Milligan

Lucifer

Ruby

Jessica Moore

Gabriel

Benny Lafitte

Bela Talbot

Jo Harvelle

Ellen Harvelle

Superstore

Jonah Simms

Amy Sosa

Marcus White

Garrett McNeill

Gilmore Girls

Lorelai Gilmore

Christopher Hayden

Luke Danes

Logan Huntzberger

Jess Mariano

The Hunger Games

Peeta Mellark

Katniss Everdeen

Gale Hawthorn

Finnick Odair

Johanna Mason

Haymitch Abernathy

Pretty Little Liars

Aria Montgomery

Spencer Hastings

Emily Fields

Hannah Marin

Mona Vanderwaal

Alison Di Laurentis

Jason Di Laurentis

Ezra Fitz

Toby Cavanaugh

Jenna Marshall

Caleb Rivers

The Vampire Diaries

Damon Salvatore

Stefan Salvatore

Katherine Pierce

Elena Gilbert

Jeremy Gilbert

Bonnie Bennett

Caroline Forbes

The Originals

Klaus Mikaelson

Elijah Mikaelson

Kol Mikaelson

Rebekah Mikaelson

Freya Mikaelson

Hayley Marshall

Marcel Gerard

Davina Claire

Twilight

Edward Cullen

Bella Swan

Alice Cullen

Jasper Hale

Rosalie Hale

Emmett Cullen

Victoria

The 100

Bellamy Blake

Octavia Blake

Jasper Jordan

Shameless

Fiona Gallagher

Lip Gallagher

Carl Gallagher

Frank Gallagher

Mandy Milkovich

Kevin Ball

Veronica Fisher

The Bear

Carmy Berzatto

Sydney Adamu

Richie Jerimovich

Suicide Squad

Harley Quinn

Rick Flag

Blackguard

Once Upon A Time

Emma Swan

Regina Mills

Killian Jones

Rumplestiltskin

Robin Hood

Ruby

Hades

Community

Jeff Winger

Abed Nadir

Annie Edison

Troy Barnes

Ian Duncan

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Charlie Kelly

Dennis Reynolds

Dee Reynolds

Mac

Cricket

House MD

Greg House

Robert Chase

James Wilson

Lisa Cuddy

Parks and Recreation

Ben Wyatt

April Ludgate

Andy Dwyer

MCU, Marvel

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark

Natasha Romanoff

Bruce Banner

Wanda Maximoff

Loki Laufeyson

Peter Parker(Holland, Garfield, Maguire)

Gamora

Peter Quill

Scott Lang

Steven Strange

Jessica Jones

Wade Wilson

DC CW

Oliver Queen

Barry Allen

Felicity Smoak

Laurel Lance

Sara Lance

Malcom Merlyn

John Constantine

Leonard Snart

Ray Palmer

Caitlyn Snow

Julian Albert

Rip Hunter

10 Things I Hate About You

Patrick Verona

Cameron James

New Girl

Jess Day

Nick Miller

Schmidt

Other Characters

Charlie Kelmeckis(Perks Of Being A Wallflower)

Jesse Eisenberg Characters

Dr. Who(10th Doctor)

Will Probably Add More

[v1ntagedelrey]

♡ who i write for ♡

here is a list of characters i write for. when I write, i write with all the characters above the age of 18!!! this is not a limited list as i will take requests for characters who are not on the list.

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚♡˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

marvel

tasm! peter parker

miguel o'hara

the hunger games

peeta mellark

finnick odair

horror movies

ethan landry

college! dalton lambert

keith (barbarian)

patrick bateman

american horror story

tate langdon

kit walker

james patrick march

michael langdon

harry potter

sirius black

remus lupin

regulus black

theodore nott

blaise zabini

cedric diggory

tom riddle

evan rosier

+ more

[sethcertified]

“-writing-”

「 WHO I WRITE FOR ! 」 . . . 📂

a compilation of the characters I write and take requests for !

「 FILM ! 」 . . . 📂

⊹˚.⋆ american psycho - ,, patrick bateman

⊹˚.⋆ avatar - ,, neteyam sully, jake sully, & lo’ak sully

⊹˚.⋆ black christmas - ,, billy lenz

⊹˚.⋆ bullet train - ,, ladybug & tangerine

⊹˚.⋆ house of wax - ,, bo sinclair & vincent sinclair

⊹˚.⋆ laid to rest - ,, jesse cromeans

⊹˚.⋆ scream - ,, billy loomis, stu macher, & mickey altieri

⊹˚.⋆ the boy - ,, brahms heelshire

⊹˚.⋆ marvel - ,, steve rogers, loki laufeyson, thor odinson, peter parker (andrew garfield), pietro maximoff (evan peters & aaron taylor johnson), charles xavier, scott summers, logan, & erik lehnsherr

⊹˚.⋆ dc - ,, bruce wayne (christian bale, robert pattinson, & comics), dick grayson, jason todd, tim drake, the riddler (paul dano), & scarecrow (cicillian murphy)

「 GAMES ! 」 . . . 📂

⊹˚.⋆ genshin impact - ,, alhaitham, kazuha, neuvillette, zhongli, albedo, baizhu, childe, wriothesley, ayato, itto, diluc, kaeya, kaveh, thoma

⊹˚.⋆ obey me - ,, lucifer, mammon, leviathan, asmodeus, satan, beelzebub, belphegor, simeon, solomon, diavolo, & barbatos

⊹˚.⋆ twisted wonderland - ,, riddle rosehearts, ace trappola, deuce spade, trey clover, cater diamond, leona kingscholar, jack howl, ruggie buchi, azul ashengrotto, jade leech, floyd leech, kalim al-asim, jamil viper, vil schoenheit, epel felmier, rook hunt, idia shroud, malleus draconia, lilia vanrouge, silver, & sebek zigvolt

「 LITERATURE ! 」 . . . 📂

⊹˚.⋆ harry potter - ,, harry potter, ron weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, draco malfoy, cedric diggory, james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, & tom riddle

⊹˚.⋆ the outsiders - ,, darry curtis, sodapop curtis, ponyboy curtis, & dallas winston

⊹˚.⋆ percy jackson - ,, percy jackson, leo valdez, nico di angelo, magnus chase

「 SHOWS ! 」 . . . 📁

⊹˚.⋆ criminal minds - ,, spencer reid

⊹˚.⋆ supernatural - ,, sam winchester, dean winchester

⊹˚.⋆ the walking dead - ,, rick grimes, carl grimes, daryl dixon, & negan smith

⊹˚.⋆ you - ,, joe goldberg

©️ sethcertified 2023

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“-reblogging-”

「 WHO I REBLOG FOR ! 」 . . . 📂

a compilation of the characters I reblog fics for !

「 FILM ! 」 . . . 📁

⊹˚.⋆ american psycho - ,, patrick bateman

⊹˚.⋆ avatar - ,, neteyam sully, jake sully, & lo’ak sully

⊹˚.⋆ black christmas - ,, billy lenz

⊹˚.⋆ bullet train - ,, ladybug & tangerine

⊹˚.⋆ house of wax - ,, bo sinclair & vincent sinclair

⊹˚.⋆ scream - ,, billy loomis, stu macher, & mickey altieri

⊹˚.⋆ the boy - ,, brahms heelshire

⊹˚.⋆ marvel - ,, steve rogers, loki laufeyson, thor odinson, peter parker (andrew garfield), pietro maximoff (evan peters & aaron taylor johnson), charles xavier, scott summers, logan, & erik lehnsherr

⊹˚.⋆ dc - ,, bruce wayne (christian bale, robert pattinson, & comics), dick grayson, jason todd, tim drake, the riddler (paul dano), & scarecrow (cicillian murphy)

「 GAMES ! 」 . . . 📂

⊹˚.⋆ genshin impact - ,, kaeya, tartaglia, itto, zhongli, kazuha, diluc, ayato, & thoma

⊹˚.⋆ obey me - ,, lucifer, mammon, leviathan, asmodeus, satan, beelzebub, belphegor, simeon, solomon, diavolo, & barbatos

⊹˚.⋆ twisted wonderland - ,, riddle rosehearts, ace trappola, deuce spade, trey clover, cater diamond, leona kingscholar, jack howl, ruggie buchi, azul ashengrotto, jade leech, floyd leech, kalim al-asim, jamil viper, vil schoenheit, epel felmier, rook hunt, idia shroud, malleus draconia, lilia vanrouge, silver, & sebek zigvolt

「 LITERATURE ! 」 . . . 📁

⊹˚.⋆ harry potter - ,, harry potter, ron weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, draco malfoy, cedric diggory, james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, & tom riddle

⊹˚.⋆ the outsiders - ,, darry curtis, sodapop curtis, ponyboy curtis, & dallas winston

⊹˚.⋆ percy jackson - ,, percy jackson, leo valdez, nico di angelo, magnus chase

「 SHOWS ! 」 . . . 📂

⊹˚.⋆ criminal minds - ,, spencer reid

⊹˚.⋆ supernatural - ,, sam winchester, dean winchester

⊹˚.⋆ the walking dead - ,, rick grimes, carl grimes, daryl dixon, & negan smith

⊹˚.⋆ jojo’s bizarre adventure - ,, jonathan joestar, joseph joestar, jotaro kujo, & dio brando

⊹˚.⋆ you - ,, joe goldberg

©️ sethcertified

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

So, I live for your shipping posts, Sirius Black and Patrick Bateman? Best buds? One ends up dead?

Pffft.

Now I know you guys are just throwing names together and seeing what nonsense I say.

Alright.

For those who don't know, Patrick Bateman is a character from the film/book American Psycho. For some reason, people like to ask about him on this blog.

Sirius Black and Patrick Bateman

I've talked about Patrick in Hogwarts before. We have to do a bit of head tilting to make it work. For Patrick to fulfil the same role in society that he does in American Psycho, and thus have a similar characterization if with a Harry Potter flair, then he's not a Muggle on Wall Street in the 80's getting high on cocaine.

He's going to be in Slytherin, going to be the son of a very wealthy pureblood family, who's getting high on wizarding cocaine in the Slytherin common room with the Malfoys, Blacks, LeStranges, etc.

Because of this, he and Sirius aren't going to be friends.

Sirius pointedly rejects his entire family and all their values. Patrick Bateman is the very core symbol of these values as much as Lucius Malfoy is.

Sirius will hate him on principle, never mind how they might have gotten along in different circumstances.

I imagine Patrick isn't harassed too much by the Marauders, in the sense that Lucius didn't seem to be nor any of Sirius' siblings or cousins. I imagine their primary victim is still Severus Snape for a variety of reasons. But Sirius makes a point of badmouthing Bateman at every opportunity and noting how much he hates their ilk.

Obviously, this means they're not getting together in the shipping sense either.

But What About Different Circumstances?

I'd still say no.

Bateman isn't really the mischievous/prankster sort. He views what he does as a very serious endeavor and one absolutely vital to his existence. He takes his murdering of random female Hufflepuffs very seriously.

He's not going to make Severus' life miserable just to make it miserable (especially as Severus Snape has nothing he wants/isn't someone who has anything he covets).

Now, he might murder Severus in a dark alley to get his kicks and giggles, but the violence would very much be for the violence's sake with no pretense otherwise. Where Sirius in canon tends to stand by his explanation of being young, stupid, and looking for a good time.

Sirius isn't always out to kill Snape...

Bateman would be.

Bateman I think would find Sirius to be very dumb and generally not worth his time. He's throwing everything away so he can pretend to be one of the common folk and wastes his time on juvenile pranks to make nothing Severus Snape feel miserable.

Bateman's busy raping and murdering Hufflepuffs in closets because he knows he can get away with it. He may also kill Lucius Malfoy and steal his manor in a fit of jealousy, only to then realize no one can tell the difference between him, Lucius, the LeStranges, or anyone else so he gets away with it completely (bonus points if Sirius is somehow implicated for it, as he's mistaken for Patrick Bateman) but it's not the same thing.

I imagine both Bateman and Sirius would view each other with contempt. And that Sirius would have generally very little idea of what Patrick Bateman is up to (especially as Bateman does not become a Death Eater, meaning his pillage, rape, and murder seems almost out of character for a man who does not become Death Eater scum).

Does One End Up Dead?

I'm going to say no. I think they'd keep out of each other's way as neither has anything the other really wants or is in a position to be declared a direct enemy.

When Hogwarts ends, they go their separate ways, and all of Bateman's many crimes are blamed on Bellatrix.

It's a great time to be Patrick Bateman.

[audrey-emeralds]

Who do you want to read about on Valentine's day? Here is my list of characters I write for and if you want (headcanons, one-shots, imagine preference...) for then just ask.

[castielli]

How to request:

Send your request featuring the character you want, the plot (+ANGST, FLUFF…) and anything I need to know about the reader. I write MALE READER only

MASTERLISTS:

MOVIES/TV SHOWS

KDRAMA/KPOP

OCs PROFILE:

@nathan-ocs

Fandoms I write for under the cut!

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CALL OF DUTY (MW/WWII)

John Price

Soap MacTavish

Ghost Riley

Gaz Garrick

Alex Keller

Alejandro Vargas

Phillip Graves

Vladimir Makarov

Rudy Parra

Red Daniels

William Pierson

Joseph Turner

Robert Zussman

Frank Aiello

Drew Stiles

CRIMINAL MINDS

Luke Alvez

Penelope Garcia (platonic🫶)

Spencer Reid

MARVEL (Avengers/X-men)

Wanda Maximoff

Tony Stark

Bruce Banner

Thor Odinson

Loki Laufeyson

Steve Rogers

Stephen Strange

Peter Parker (Tom/Andrew/Tobey)

Clint Barton

Deadpool

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Peter Quill

Quentin Beck/Mysterio

Eddie Brock

Druig

Wolverine

Bobby Drake

Erik Lehnsherr

Peter Maximoff

Hank McCoy

Scott Lang

Scott Summers

Marc Spector/Steven Grant/Jake Lockey

Mobius M. Mobius

Pietro Maximoff

Matt Murdock

Alex Summers

Shang-chi

Phil Coulson

Ikaris

Charles Xavier

NCIS

Timothy McGee

Jimmy Palmer

Nicholas Torres

NOW YOU SEE ME

Jack Wilder

J. Daniel Atlas

Merritt McKinney

Dylan Rhodes

Chase McKinney

SHAMELESS

Ian Gallagher

Carl Gallagher

Lip Gallagher

Mickey Milkovich

Kevin Ball

STRANGER THINGS

Steve Harrington

Billy Hargrove

Robin Buckley (platonic)

Eddie Munson

Jim Hopper

Jonathan Byers

Jason Carver

Dimitri

SUPERNATURAL

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

Crowley

Bobby (platonic)

Chuck

THE BOYS

Billy Butcher

Hughie Campbell

Frenchie

MM

Homelander

Soldier Boy

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (I still need to finish the last season😊)

Viktor Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Number Five

Luther Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

THE WALKING DEAD (+TELLTALE GAME)

Rick Grimes

Daryl Dixon

Glenn Rhee

Negan Smith

Shane Walsh

Aaron Raleigh

Paul Jesus Rovia

Simon

The Governor

Abraham Ford

Eugene Porter

Morgan Jones

Spencer Monroe

Dwight

Lee Everett

Kenny

Doug

Mark

STAR WARS

Anakin Skywalker

Luke Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Kylo Ren

Poe Dameron

Finn

TEEN WOLF

Stiles Stilinski

Scott McCall

Derek Hale

Isaac Lahey

Jackson Whittemore

Peter Hale

Theo Raeken

Liam Dunbar

Jordan Parrish

Mason Hewitt

Danny Mahealani

Aiden Steiner

Ethan Steiner

Corey Bryant

THE BOYS IN THE BAND

Bernard

Harold

Hank

Donald

Cowboy

Alan McCarthy

Michael

Larry

Emory

WHITE COLLAR

Neal Caffrey

Peter Burke

Mozzie (platonic)

Clinton Jones

DIVERGENT

Peter

Caleb Prior

Four

HARRY POTTER

Neville Longbottom

Sirius Black

Cedric Diggory

Seamus Finnigan

Viktor Krum

Remus Lupin

Draco Malfoy

Tom Riddle

Charlie Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Percy Weasley

Ron Weasley

Oliver Wood

FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM

Gellert Grindelwald (Mads Mikkelsen)

Newt Scamander

Credence Barebone

Theseus Scamander

Albus Dumbledore (Jude Law)

HUNGER GAMES

Peeta Mellark

Coriolanus Snow

Sejanus Plinth

MAZE RUNNER

Newt

Thomas

Gally

Minho

911 (and LONE STAR)

Evan Buckley (Buck)

Howie Han (Chimney)

Bobby Nash

Eddie Diaz

TK Strand

Carlos Reyes

Paul Strickland

Owen Strand

Jud Ryder

Mateo Chavez

RIVERDALE

Jughead Jones

FP Jones

Archie Andrews

Hiram Lodge

Sweet Pea

Fangs

Kevin Keller

Reggie Mantle

Chic

Moose Mason

BROOKLYN99

Jake Peralta

Terry Jeffords

All the others (platonic only)

CHRISTIAN BALE

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

Bruce Wayne (Batman)

PEDRO PASCAL

Joel Miller (TLOU)

Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)

Javi Gutierrez (The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent)

Javier Peña (Narcos)

Oberyn Martell (Game of Thrones)

Agent Whiskey (Kingsman)

Silva (Strange Way of Life)

Francisco Morales (Triple Frontier)

Marcus Moreno (We Can Be Heroes)

Dieter Bravo (The Bubble)

DETROIT BECOME HUMAN

Connor

RK900

Hank

Markus

Luther

Simon

Gavin

Josh

BARBIE

Ken (Ryan)

Ken (Simu)

Allan

SHERLOCK

Sherlock Holmes

John Watson

Jim Moriarty

Mycroft Holmes

FNAF (movie)

Mike Schmidt

Steve Raglan

SUITS

Harvey Specter

Mike Ross

LA CASA DE PAPEL

El Profesor

Berlín

Palermo

Denver

Río

I WON’T WRITE:

-Smut (for anyone)

-R*pe

-Female readers/GN readers

-Suic*de

-inc*st

-Crossdressing

-Romantic/Suggestive stories for underage characters (only platonic, basically)

If the character you wanted to request is not on the list, you can try and ask me anyways.

[l1tw1ck]

Writelist

I write: AFAB Characters & AMAB Characters (genderfluid, cis male, ftm, non-binary, and any masc-aligned gender)

Anybody 18+ is allowed to read and interact with my work as long as you're respectful and don't ask me to write female reader

DNI: Basic DNI criteria, if you support or write fics about real people

The more specific the request, the better. Don't be afraid to go into alarming detail.

Please don't copy and paste your request (in another ask or in my comment sections) if I don't respond to it. I won't answer a request until I've finished it so please be patient

If you want a part two, you're more likely to get one if you specify what you want in it. Most of the time I don't have any ideas if I planned on it being a oneshot

What I will NOT write:

Female Reader, Female Character, Scat, Incest (Pseudo-Incest is Fine), Age Play, Misgendering, Transphobia

Things You Can Request:

- Fics, Thirsts, Shorts, Headcanons, Drafts

- For shorts you can just give me a character (up to 4 per post) and a prompt or trope or whatever and I'll write a small little piece about it

Bottom Reader

tell me if you're okay with afab language or not if asking for ftm reader. i wont use it by default

Characters I'll write for bottom reader: Zhongli, Ajax, Itto, Ayato, Diluc, Diavolo, William Afton, Enji Todoroki, Scott Howl, Hopper, Joel Miller, Michael Myers, Ghostface (Danny, Billy),

I will not write bottom reader for anybody not listed above

Fandoms I write for

feel free to ask if I would write for any fandom not listed here

The fandoms I've been asked about but don't write for: AOT, COD, Twilight, Sk8, JJK, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss,

Genshin Impact

All Male Characters (Not including Fontaine)

My Hero Academia

Class 1-A, Aizawa, LOV, Monoma, Tamaki, Mirio, Shinso, Enji Todoroki

Danganronpa

All male characters in Trigger Happy Havoc and Goodbye Despair

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Jonathan Byers, Argyle, Jim Hopper, Billy Hargrove

Haikyuu

Kenma Kozume, Testuro Kuroo, Karasuno Volleyball Team, Keishin Ukai, Oikawa

The Disastrous Life of Saiki Kusuo

Saiki, Kaido, Kuboyasu, Saiko

Twisted Wonderland

Idia, Lilia, Leona, Malleus, Jack, Vil, Rook

Detroit Become Human

Markus, Connor

Obey Me

The Demon Brothers, Diavolo, Simeon, Solomon, Barbatos

FNAF

Michael Afton & Michael Schmidt, William Afton

Monster Prom

Scott Howl, Damien LaVey, Liam De Lioncourt, Oz, Brian Yu

Stardew Valley

Shane, Sebastian, Alex, Demetrius, Kent, Harvey, Elliott, Sam

Horror & Slasher

Michael Myers, Ghostface (Danny Johnson, Stu, Billy), Dwight Riley, Losers Club (1990, 2019), Patrick Bateman, Kurt Kunkle, John Doe, Chad Meeks-Martin, Wes Hicks, Ethan Landry

Bungou Stray Dogs

Atsushi Nakajima, Osamu Dazai, Doppo Kunikida, Ranpo Edogawa, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, Chuuya Nakahara

One Punch Man

Genos, Speed o Sound Sonic

Hunter x Hunter

Kurapika, Leorio, Feitan

Harry Potter

Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black

Honkai Star Rail

Caelus, Dan Heng, Sampo, Welt, Jing Yuan, Gepard, Luocha, Blade, Luka, Argenti, Veritas Ratio, Gallagher, Sunday, Aventurine, Boothill

Marvel

Spider-Man (Raimi, TASM, MCU, Insomniac, Miguel, Peter B. Parker, Hobie Brown), Spider-Noir, Tony Stark, Steven Grant, Marc Spector, Harry Osborn, Eddie Brock, Loki, Thor, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Deadpool,

Scott Pilgrim

Scott Pilgrim, Lucas Lee, Gideon Graves, Matthew Patel, Wallace Wells, Stephen Stills, Young Neil, Todd Ingram

Supernatural

Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester

The Amazing Digital Circus

Jax, Caine, Kinger

Dungeon Meshi

Laios, Chilchuck, Senshi, Kabru, Mithrun

Gravity Falls

Stanford Pines, Stanley Pines, Bill Cipher

Misc

Bruce Wayne, Edward Nygma (The Batman), Clark Kent (MAWS), Jimmy Olsen (MAWS), James (Pokémon), Arven (Pokémon), Joel Miller (TLOU), Leon Kennedy, Luis Sera, Stein (Soul Eater), Spirit (Soul Eater), Reigen Arataka, Link, Omni Man

[vodkababy]

ততততত ততততত ততততত ততততত ততততত ততততত

╔══ஓ๑♡๑ஓ══╗

masterlist ; soon ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🎀 ꒱

╚══ஓ๑♡๑ஓ══╝

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ who i’ll write for ࿐ྂ

FANDOMS & CHARASˏˋ°•*⁀➷

˗ˏˋ harry potter ´ˎ˗

harry potter

ron weasley

fred weasley

george weasley

draco malfoy

cedric diggory

tom riddle

james potter

sirius black

remus lupin

˗ˏˋ stranger things ´ˎ˗

mike wheeler

lucas sinclair

dustin henderson

will byers

steve harrington

eddie munson

billy hargrove

˗ˏˋ it ´ˎ˗

bill denbrough

stanley uris

richie tozier

eddie kaspbrak

mike hanlon

ben hanscom

henry bowers ?┊ i’m still thinking this through ┊

˗ˏˋ random characters ´ˎ˗

hercules ( ryan gosling in young hercules if ydk )

patrick bateman ( american psycho )

human! charles lee ray ( chucky )

freddie kingsley ( wild child )

boris pavlikovsky ( the goldfinch )

arthur pendragon ( shrek 3 just bare with me )

jake peralta ( brooklyn nine-nine )

. ➶ ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ fyi !

ೄྀ࿐ i write ; ˊˎ-

╰┈➤ ❝ [ emojis will be used as indicators ] ❞ 🍥

⇘ ⇙

fluff 🤍

smut 🍒

angst 🎀

lemon 🍰

characters paired with a fem! reader 🍧

characters paired with an oc 💋

୨⎯ unfortunately i do not write ⎯୧

character & character. it’s quite hard to imagine it, i can make a few adjustments in the future towards these requests or if i write it myself. 🤍

xoxo, rina 🎀

[julietsick]

character list ࿐ྂ

harry potter... harry james potter, ginny weasley, theodore nott, ron weasley, luna lovegood.

marauders era... james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, lily evans, marlene mckinnon

peaky blinders... thomas shelby, arthur shelby, gina grey.

marvel... peter parker (tobey's, andrew's, & tom's), matthew murdock, frank castle, billy russo, karen page, druig.

euphoria... maddy perez, fezco, rue bennett, cassie howard, lexi howard, elliot, jules vaughn.

misc.... paul atreides, love quinn, joe goldberg, jess mariano, lorelai gilmore, klaus mikaelson, patrick bateman.

[chiltonluvr]

Requests List

Hi! These are my official updated Requests list of characters I will write for! If they're not on the list, you can always send me a PM asking!

I write on the side and I'm sorry if it takes me a bit to get to the requests but I am always thankful for your patience and support!

Last Updated 8/9/2020

Fandoms I will write for:

- American Horror Story

- Dracula (2020)

- Good Omens

- Harry Potter

- Hannibal

- Hotel Artemis

- I am Not Okay With This

- It Chapter Two

- Knives Out

- Marvel

- Nos4a2

- Once Upon a Time

- Star Wars

- Stranger Things

- Supernatural

- The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

- The Flash

- The Witcher

- Umbrella Academy

Characters:

-American Horror Story

•Asylum

- Dr. Oliver Thredson

- Lana Winters

- Kit Walker

•Coven

- Cordelia Goode

- Fiona Goode

- Marie Laveau

- Madison Montgomery

- Misty Day

- Spalding

-Zoe Benson

•Freak Show

- Dandy Mott

- Edward Mordrake

- Elsa Mars

- Jimmy Darling

- Maggie Esmeralda

-Stanley

•Hotel

- Elizabeth Johnson

- James Patrick March

- Liz Taylor (only platonic)

- Sally McKenna

•Cult

- Ally Mayfair-Richards

- Kai Anderson

- Winter Anderson

• Apocalypse

-John Henry Moore

- Mallory

- Michael Langdon

- Mr. Gallant

- Wilhemina Venable

•1984

- Brook Thompson

- Montana Duke

- Xavier Plympton

Dracula (2020)

- Abramoff

- Dracula

- Dr. Sharma

Good Omens

- Anathema Device

- Aziraphale

- Beezlebub

- Crowley

- Gabriel

Hannibal (NBC)

- Frederick Chilton

- Freddie Lounds

- Hannibal Lecter

- Margot Verger

- Mason Verger

- Will Graham

Harry Potter

•Originals

- Barty Crouch Jr.

- Draco Malfoy

- Harry Potter

- Hermione Granger

- Lucius Malfoy

- Luna Lovegood

- Narcissa Malfoy

- Remus Lupin

- Severus Snape

- Sirius Black

•Fantastic Beasts

- Albus Dumbledore

- Newt Scamander

- Percival Graves

Hotel Artemis

- Acapulco

- Crosby Franklin

- Orian Franklin

I am Not Okay With This

- Sydney Novak

- Stanley Barber

It Chapter Two

- Beverly Marsh

-Bill Denbrough

- Richie Tozier

- Stanley Uris

Knives Out

- Marta Cabrera

- Meg Thrombey

- Ransom Drysdale

Marvel

-Alexei Shostakov

- Bucky Barnes

- Carol Danvers

- Eddie Brock

- En Dwi Gast (The Grandmaster)

- Hemidall

- Loki Laufeyson

- Maria Hill

- Natasha Romanoff

- Peter Quill

- Quentin Beck

- Sam Wilson

- Stephen Strange

- Steve Rodgers

- Taneleer Tivan (The Collector)

- T'Challa

- Thor Odinson

- Tony Stark

- Ulysses Klaue

- Wade Wilson

- Yon-Rogg

Nos4a2

- Charlie Manx

- Maggie Leigh

- Vic McQueen

Once Upon a Time

- Archie Hopper

- August Book

- Jefferson

- Killian Jones

- Mr. Gold

- Regina Mills

- Ruby

- Victor Frankenstien

Star Wars

- Anakin Skywalker

- Armitage Hux

- Poe Dameron

- Cassian Andor

- DJ

- Din Djarin

- Dryden Vos

- Han Solo

- Kylo Ren

- Lando Calrissian

- Luke Skywalker

- Obi-Wan Kenobi

- Padme Amidala

- Phasma

- Rey

Stranger Things

- Alexei Smirnoff

- Billy Hargrove

- Jim Hopper

- Murray Bauman

- Steve Harrington

- Robin Buckley

Supernatural

- Arthur Ketch

- Asmodeus

- Castiel

- Chuck Shurley

- Crowley

- Dean Winchester

- John Winchester

- Sam Winchester

- Rowena McLeod

The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

- Ambrose Spellman

- Dorian Gray

- Lucifer

- Nicholas Scratch

- Prudence Blackwood

- Sabrina Spellman

- Zelda Spellman

The Flash

- Cisco Ramon

- Harrison Wells

- Julian Albert

The Witcher

- Geralt

- Renfri

- Yennefer

Umbrella Academy

- Allison Hargreeves

- Diego Hargreeves

- Klaus Hargreeves

- Lila Pitts

- Reginald Hargreeves

- The Handler

- Vanya Hargreeves

Other characters not in the named fandoms:

- Arthur Fleck/Joker

- Beetlejuice

- Blaine Debeers

- Charles Blackwood

- Clyde Logan

- Dayton White

- Diaval

- Erik Destler

- Flip Zimmerman

- Hellboy

- Jack Hodgins

- Jim Moriarty

- John Doolittle (2020)

- Llewyn Davis

- Lucifer Morningstar

- Nathan Bateman

- Ravi Chakrabarti

- Roman Godfrey

Things I will not write for:

- Pregnancy

- Certain age gaps

- Child!reader