#skateboard cow

[pookinat0r]

skateboard cow had to draw that skateboard with his mouth. im gonna be honest i ONLY drew this for dtfg

[otherkinotd]

Today's otherkin of the day is Skateboard Cow, who is humankin 🧑

-requested by anon

[girlboyburger]

pov basil is abt to say "check this out" and eat shit in a way you never thought physically possible

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[theartjesterr]

“Eat The Rich” Stickers available on my website

[dead-lesbians]

happy pride month to the autistic lgbt+ people who watch tomska. and i guess everyone else too.

[cowcowwow]

Skateboarder rat what will he do

[jo-mother]

everyone needs to look at Douglas

[manybackflips]

Humans, post-Dawn of Revival: All of our cool tech is unusable now! What do we do!

The five Apostles, about to introduce mankind to magic:

[3gremlins]

wanted to do my own spin on the "cow in the sea/cringe" meme for the fellow 90s "kids" lol :) as soon as you can stop caring what other people think of you/your "weird" hobbies, the sooner you can get on with enjoying them/life basically. Dye your hair wild colors, go rollerblading, dress like a 19th century dandy if it makes you happy! (it's actually a really hard thing to do b/c humans are social animals and society has lots of goofy binaries it pressures you to conform to but if you can free yourself of them, it can be great. like there's no age limit on most hobbies despite what society's bad brainworms say) available on my teepublic | probably have other things available in my shop soonish please do not repost (if you like my work and want to see/support more of it, consider becoming a patron!)

[nayn79]

Moonshine comin thru!!

[mercuryislove]

holy shit there are some weird ass people on this earth

[redsray]

Wayne gala but all of the batkids were forced to go so now they are SET on giving Bruce the biggest headache ever while also entertaining themselves. read: they have a bet going on who can have the most ridiculous headline in the paper the next morning. some honourable mentions include:

Bruce Wayne's (il?)legal Ward(?) Stephanie Brown Claims to 'Always Have at Least Three of Bruce's Wallets' on Her Person. (With Interview! "Always have to be prepared, y'know? S'not like he'll notice one is missing.")

Eldest Wayne Son Richard Grayson Seen Falling Face First Into the Chocolate Fountain at Recent Charity Gala: Proceeds to Get Back Up, Laugh it Off and Return Thirty Seconds Later Unphased. (With Bonus Interview! "My hair just falls back into place perfectly, even after exposed to melted chocolate 30 seconds beforehand.")

Jason Todd-Wayne's First Public (Official!) Appearance Since He Returned: Everything You Need to Know, From Claims of An Alien Kidnapping to Punching the Newly-Hired Bartender! (With Exclusive Interview: "He looked at Cass weird. Creep. Should send him to those aliens.")

Bruce Wayne's Youngest Damian Wayne Denies Bringing Mysterious Pets to Recent Gala; Allegedly Does Not Notice the Hoard of Animals Hidden Behind Him, Including a Cow. (With New Interview: "Pets? Here? Foolish. All of my pets are safely in their wing of the manor. Do not disrespect their name.")

Timothy Drake-Wayne and His Gala Experiences: Wayne Middle Child Is Caught Falling Asleep At Multiple Tables During the Charity Gala, Claims to 'Not Know What Sleep Is' When Asked. (Bonus Interview! "Sleeping? At tables? Please, I have some class. What even is sleep? Is this a new social custom I am unaware of?")

see also: Timothy Drake-Wayne Denies Ownership of Skateboard Placed Under Bruce Wayne's Chair Despite His Name Clearly Etched On the Back.

Bruce Wayne's Newest Ward Duke Thomas Accidentally Spills Punch On His Guardian; Proceeds to Make Wayne Thank Him Because 'That Suit Was A Fashion Disaster'. (With Exclusive Interview: "That suit looked like it was picked out by Dick. That's not a good thing. It looked better with punch spilt on it.")

Eldest Daughter of Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Reported Hiding Behind Each of Her Siblings in Succession Throughout the Recent Gala; When Asked, Each Sibling Denied Seeing The Young Woman. (With Added Interview: "Fun game. Hide and seek, with paparazzi. Fun to scare.")

[cannibaldaughter]

cow on a mf skateboard

[begaycommittreason]

to survive galas the batkids play drinking games, so possible topics of when they have to take a shot:

bruce fakes being wasted to cover up and injury and ends up breaking something

selina pickpockets bruce unnoticed

damian gets his cheeks pinched

dick gets swarmed by cougars

tim gets too into his fake socialite persona and forgets to turn it off with them

steph knocks over a tower or drinks

jason shows up in an unspeakably horrible disguise (ie. fake mustache, clark’s glasses, etc.)

cass scares the shit out of people by materializing next to them

jim gordon takes a shot

someone accuses bruce of fathering their secret love child

duke claims to not be related to them

damian and tim get into fisticuffs

tim get caught napping (in a closet, under tables, etc.)

someone tells jason he looks just like “that poor old wayne kid who passed”

jason responds with something equally horrific (ie. he was ugly don’t insult me like that, i’m his ghost back to haunt you, that’s what he said too, oh i know my surgeon is a miracle worker do you want his card, etc.)

tim and damian resort to psychological warfare

bruce is a casualty of said warefare

duke steph and jason spread outlandish rumors about gotham to scare rich socialites

barbara spitefully runs over someone’s foot with her wheelchair

damian is caught hiding under the table like a gremlin

dick attempts to perform circus tricks

a batkid tells the truth about an injury and isn’t believed (was trying to ride the cow on a skateboard, sibling threw them off the banister, etc.)

bruce causes an international incident

tim causes an international incident

any of them cause any kind of incident affecting the greater east coast area or larger

one of the rumors the kids started comes back to them full circle

[bruciemilf]

Ma and Pa Kent realizing Bruce comes with an extra package of four small babies, and immediately obsessing over him is what I need in my life!!

“Why didn’t you tell me we had grandchildren Clark!!” Martha says putting on handmade scarfs on Jason and Tim because it’s snowing outside and these two are too small to not wear at least two scarfs each

“Ma Bruce and I started dating just one month ago-“

Clark says this like he didn't draw up the adoption papers the minute Damian started biting on his ankles--

Furthermore, we need more " batkids visiting the kent farm" AUs!!!

Damian going crazy insane over each cow, crying cause Pa Kent is making chicken stew bc Clark forgot to tell them he's a vegan, Tim skateboarding over stacks of hay, Dick having gossip tea time with Martha and her friends, Duke sunbathing in the corn field, Cass playing with baby chicks

And!! Jason with a silly hat!