Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.
Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.
Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...
Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-
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The gang is hunting horcruxes
Mary: Is anyone else a little creeped out?
Dorcas: So then leave. Out of everyone, your presence is the least necessary.
Regulus: Please don't start.
Dorcas: I'm merely stating the facts. James, Sirius and Peter and animagi, Lily is the smartest witch of our generation, Barty is a master transfiguration, not to mention his father works for a ministry, Pandora makes her own spells and potions, Remus is a werewolf, Regulus and Evan are from the most powerful noble houses, also Regulus has the biggest knowledge about this whole horcrux thing, out of everyone here I know the most about dark magic and Sybill is a seer. Mary, wonderful as she is, has no point.
Marlene: What about me?
Dorcas: You have a nice behind.
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[sitting in jail]
Caroline: so... who should we call?
Kol: I'd call Nik, but I feel safer in jail.
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Dick: Some folks just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
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Penelope: Eloise thinks we're dating.
Colin: So does my mother.
Penelope: What?
Colin: We're together all the time. It's not a leap.
Penelope: That's crazy (nervous laughter).
Colin: Right.
Penelope: ...
Colin: *looks back with uncertainty*
(insp. by this gifset)
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Tony: I wanted to apologize.
Steve: Good.
Tony: Let me finish. I wanted to, but then I realized, I’m not sorry.
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Klaus, talking about Caroline: I should warn you, I'm not very good at keeping secrets from her. she has been known to use physical torture.
Rebekah: you mean she tickles you
Klaus: as I said, physical torture.
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Charles: I don't know what you heard, but whatever it is Monty started it.
Edwin: Why would he do that?
Charles: Probably jealous of my accent.
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Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Kol: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Y/N: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Y/n : I think I'm in love with Klaus.
Y/n : Any thoughts ?
Rebekah : And prayers. You're going to need them.
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Jon: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Rhaegar: And I need you to be less vague and less weird.
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Rebekah: why are you holding a rock?
Klaus: Caroline gave it to me.
Caroline: i threw it at you.
Klaus: she's the sweetest.
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damon: y/n, have you seen kai?
y/n: not since the last time i saw him
damon: and when was that?
y/n: the last time i saw him?
damon: hm
y/n: definitely the time i saw him last
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Putting together a TVC inspired podcast has been on my mind lately ^.^
Ever since I saw this
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The script was released to me for this scene
It's the dream scenario/Colin's thoughts here
or Polin graduating to TV-MA in Bridgerton ⭐️
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Katherine: I get it – you don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive.
Stefan: Manipulative.
Damon: "Cutthroat Bitch" is your official title.
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