#source: the vampire diaries

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: I wanted to apologize—

Tim: Good.

Damian: Let me finish. I said I wanted to. And then I realized I'm not sorry.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

The gang is hunting horcruxes

Mary: Is anyone else a little creeped out? Dorcas: So then leave. Out of everyone, your presence is the least necessary. Regulus: Please don't start. Dorcas: I'm merely stating the facts. James, Sirius and Peter and animagi, Lily is the smartest witch of our generation, Barty is a master transfiguration, not to mention his father works for a ministry, Pandora makes her own spells and potions, Remus is a werewolf, Regulus and Evan are from the most powerful noble houses, also Regulus has the biggest knowledge about this whole horcrux thing, out of everyone here I know the most about dark magic and Sybill is a seer. Mary, wonderful as she is, has no point. Marlene: What about me? Dorcas: You have a nice behind.

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: I wanted to apologize—

McKing: Good.

McQueen: Let me finish. I said I wanted to. And then I realized I'm not sorry.

[pensbridge]

Penelope: Eloise thinks we're dating.

Colin: So does my mother.

Penelope: What?

Colin: We're together all the time. It's not a leap.

Penelope: That's crazy (nervous laughter).

Colin: Right.

Penelope: ...

Colin: *looks back with uncertainty*

(insp. by this gifset)

[chimerazodiac]

Charles: I don't know what you heard, but whatever it is Monty started it.

Edwin: Why would he do that?

Charles: Probably jealous of my accent.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Jon: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Rhaegar: And I need you to be less vague and less weird.

[ladymiraclewings]

Hunter: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. Willow Park: I need you to be less vague and less weird.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: You reek of blood.

Astarion: Well...I've been binging.

Wyll: And I've been judging.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: Steve and I are taking a pause.

Natasha: That’s not what it sounded like this morning.

[liv45no]

Remus: don’t tell me that’s a bomb!

Sirius: fine. It’s a kitten

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Some folks just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.

[ilostmyshoe28]

𝗦𝗮𝗺: You’re kind of evil, no offense

𝗖𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝘆: None taken

𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗻: So we’re just trying to figure out how we can trust that one of your last acts will be to bring my best friend back

𝗖𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝘆: Did you want me to pinky swear?

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: Tell me that is not a bomb.

Steve: Okay, it's a kitten. It's an adorable, exploding kitten.

[pensbridge]

The script was released to me for this scene

It's the dream scenario/Colin's thoughts here

or Polin graduating to TV-MA in Bridgerton ⭐️

[chimerazodiac]

Crystal: You know how to laugh right?

Edwin: Opinions vary

[incorrectdevilquotes]

Maze: I was protecting Lucifer. I will always protect Lucifer.

(Later)

Maze: I’m on my way to murder Lucifer!