#source: Lego Batman

[chaoticace2005]

Vox: Save your little project or fight your greatest enemy. You can’t do both!

Alastor: I’m sorry… what did you just say?

Vox: You can’t do both?

Alastor: No! I mean the other thing.

Vox: Save the hotel or fight your greatest enemy?

Alastor: HA! You think you’re my greatest enemy?

Vox: Yes! You’re obsessed with me!

Alastor: HA! No I’m not.

Vox: Yes you are!

Alastor: No I’m not.

Vox: YES YOU ARE! Who else drives you to one up them the way I do?

Alastor: Lucifer.

Vox: No he doesn’t!

Alastor: Susan.

Vox: WHO?!

Alastor: Look my chum, I’d say I don’t currently have AN enemy. I am harassing a few different people.

Vox: What?!

Alastor: I like to fight around!

Vox: Okay okay, look. Im fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that. But what we have is special. So when people ask you who’s your number one rival you say?!

Alastor: Susan.

Vox: NO! Are you seriously saying there is nothing- NOTHING special about our relationship?

Alastor, our aroace king: Woah! My dear, I don’t do “ships!”

Vox: What?

Alastor: As in “relationships”, there is no us.

Vox, immediately after Alastor leaves: *sobs and cuts his photo out of a group photo*

[violent138]

Thinking of Bruce, who spent his youth playing guitar loudly, super excited to share that with his super cool crime fighting tragic backstory included child.

Only for Dick to say, "Yeah guitar's cool, you know what's even better?" *pulls out an accordion*

Bruce, over the accordion: "Alfred you still have the receipt for this one right?"

[emmikay]

Mustang: Listen, Fullmetal.

Ed: You literally know my name.

Mustang: I’d rather not use it. If I named you, I could get attached.

[hercarisntyours]

optimus: "elita what are you doing?"

elita, just punched shockwave: "punching shockwave"

shockwave, in agony: "that was unnecessary"

[harringroveera]

Billy after an argument with Steve

[incorrect-toriko-quotes]

puffer whale arc

Komatsu: You can’t spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night!

Coco: Yes I can.

[alien-slushie]

Ron: You have to go back to the meeting with the other Northeast Nobles.

Cale: What?! No! I don't want to do that!

Ron: You're going to have a great time!

Cale: No No No No-

Ron: You might meet some new people-

Cale: -No No No No-

Ron: -Even make some new friends!

Cale: No No No No!

[rosieshipper]

Bi Han: *holding Luna at arm’s length* What are you doing?

Luna: I was just trying to give you a big old hug

Bi Han: *hesitating but allowing it* I thought you were attacking me

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Sean: Do you want to talk about how you’re feeling right now?

Geoffrey: I don’t talk about feelings, Sean. I don’t have any, I’ve never seen one. I’m a grail hunting, crusade fighting righter of wrongs, and a God praising machine. I don’t feel anything emotionally other than righteous fury. 24/7, 365, at a million percent. And if you think there’s something behind that, then you’re crazy.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Doppo: I'm a loser at home and a loser at work.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Shun: I don't feel anything emotionally except for rage.

Reiji: Really?

Shun: 24/7, 365 at a million percent.

Rejii: about to comment.

Shun: And if you think there's something behind that then you're crazy.

Reiji: Decides not too... For now.

[magpiecrust]

Tadpole: Do you want to talk about how you're feeling right now?

Noah: I don’t talk about feelings. I don’t have any, I’ve never seen one.

[vellichor-lover]

Interesting experience of the week has been me getting really into Batman/DC fanfiction, particularly the Bruce Wayne is Brucie Wayne tag (he’s actually hilarious I’ve been eating these up. the identity contrast is just. 🤌). Now this might not have been weird at all, if it weren’t for the fact that I have absolutely no knowledge about the DCU. like. I watched the first Superman when I was like 7 and one Batman movie YEARS ago but other than that nothing.

I find the batfamily dynamics very interesting but it’s hard when I keep mixing the kids up, like I’ll be reading a fic and they’ll mention red hood and I’ll be like that’s. Tim right?? Or Jason?? Damian??? Why do all their names have identical vibes help????

Is this the average experience of getting into this fandom 😭

[transmasculinizing]

the thing about the guys who only read wfa i dont get is dc superhero girls 2019 and the direct to video lego dc movies and harley quinn the animated series and some* episodes of ttg r all funnier 2 me. granted that is highly subjective but im just saying the comic markets itself as a comedic take on the batfamily but it is not at all the first thing id recommend if u want dc universe but funny

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

Bruce: ...chum

Jason: I looked up chum, by the way. It means fish cut up into shark bait

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Anakin: We are gonna steal the codes from Yularen.

Ahsoka, frowning: Steal?

Anakin: Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Yoda said that.

Ahsoka: Are we sure Yoda said that?

Anakin: I'm paraphrasing