#stop!!! forgetting robin!!!

[findafight]

Smh y'all keep forgetting Robin and Steve are weirdos who have minimal boundaries about sharing with each other

[onnahu]

Bats on the road

Clark: Bruce that's illegal!

Bruce: there's no one else on the road, what do you want?

Hal: how is it that he doesn't have powers and yet drive like a suicidal maniac!

Oliver: Well bold of you to assume he's not a suicidal maniac.

Diana: that was reassuring.

Donna: oh for the love of gods, Grayson, stop that!

Dick *sprawled over 3 different titans eating the batburger and making a mess*: stop what?

Titans: Ughhhh...

Dinah: i'm gonna puke. If you don't stop this,i'm gonna puke right on your lap and i won't even apologise because it'll be your fault.

Barbara:

Barbara: you know what? Fuck you too. And i can puke on call, so don't think i won't get back.

Barbara: *speeds up on a switchback*

Jason: you stupid bitch, don't you see we have right of way?!?!

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Jason: we're on a fucking highway! Stop driving like you're next to a kindergarden, you fucker!

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Jason: what a dick! We should just hit him. This baby can take that!

Artemis: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Roy: i hate to do that, but I agree with her

Tim: oh my god it's a... (insert a rant about a very specific model of a car that Tim dreamed of having as a 13 years old)

Bart: ...what?

Cassie: yeah, i have no idea what's going on too, buddy...

[arunneronthird]

took him 3 seconds in evil superman earth to have damian screaming at him, what a man

[midosune]

Anon Jason Comm

[natjennie]

I love the captain as much as any of you, that much should be clear. but I have to say it. sometimes you guys make him too nice. in your fics and your art and whatnot. he's sensitive yes but when he gets overwhelmed he gets mean. he is commanding and snippy and rude. yeah maybe he'd apologize or ask for a hug or admit he was wrong or whatever but it would be a JOURNEY to get there. he's got like 8 different walls up at any given time and when you threaten one he gets cunty. please don't deny him his right to be a bitch.

[littlefankingdom]

Things I NEED y'all to stop putting in Jason fics:

"Since Red Hood arrived, he cleaned up Crime Alley better than Batman ever has" First of all, this is not even the case in the comics, so y'all are making this up to make Jason's way "the right way". Second of all, if murdering criminals violently worked better, then that's what the cops would be doing, because, new flash, but the gov used to be way more violent, and crimes were worse, and the gov had to lower its violence, because we know it doesn't work and the gov didn't have enough good excuses to continue. If you think they are not waiting for an excuse to violently kill people, you are wrong. So, stop writing that shit, it's borderline fascist propaganda (violence is the only way to keep power/peace, so free real estate for us to kill anyone we label as criminals) You do not need to find excuses for Jason.

"Crime Alley is Jason's territory and the Bats cannot enter it without his permission" Also, not canon, never was. Are you all forgetting that Bruce's parents died in Crime Alley? That's how it got its name. It's where Batman was born. It's where Bruce goes to mourn his parents during patrols. It's an important location for the Batfam as a whole. It's where Dick thinks his siblings are not authorized to fight when Bruce is "dead"/gone because it is insulting Bruce's memory. It's the meeting points the Bats use multiple times. Batman's first night was probably in Crime Alley. Crime Alley is the mission, to make it a better place for its inhabitants is Bruce's goal. He is shown multiple times to be very protective of its people, especially in front of powerful figures (politicians/rich). As much as Bruce loves Jason, he would not give up Crime Alley. Yes, Jason grew up in Crime Alley, but Crime Alley was Bruce's before Jason was even born.

"Crime Alley hates the bats, except for Red Hood" Again, Batman has been protecting the people of Crime Alley since he started. He was the only one who fought for them against the people that hurt them, the cops not giving a fuck about the poor. Like, stop trying to paint Bruce as a rich guy disconnected from the people, that's not who he is and who he ever was (except for some storylines, but like, fuck these storylines). He has not live their struggles, but he has studied it, he cares about it. And, I can understand that not everyone in Gotham and Crime Alley likes Batman, of course. But to make children dislike Robin or NIGHTWING??? Dick's whole thing is how he is always everyone's favorite. He's an acrobat, he is flying with grace in the sky without powers, he is all smile and gentleness with children, no fucking way children don't like him.

"Dick killed the Joker for Jason." No, he killed the Joker in an act of rage and fear when he had Tim and threatened to kill him like the last one. BUT ALSO, and this is really important, DICK WAS HORRIFIED about what he had done. He hated himself and self-isolated, refused to listen to Bruce and Barbara when they tried to comfort him. This is not something he is proud of. Dick wouldn't be like "Yeah, I killed the Joker, but you know Bruce... I don't regret it." He does regret it. Bruce forgave him way faster than Dick forgave himself for killing the Joker. He would not do it again if he could, that's why it only happened once.

"Jason is mad at Bruce for being too late to save him." Nope. In Under The Red Hood, Jason literally tells Bruce he forgives him for not saving him. Jason was NEVER angry at Bruce for not saving him. Jason is mad because he thinks Bruce doesn't care about him. If Tim hadn't taken the Robin's mantle, Jason probably would have gone home, because that's what hurt him the most, the possibility that he was replaced in Bruce's eyes.

"Jason ran away because Bruce believed he killed someone" It was never explicit if Bruce did believe Jason pushed the rapist. But also, no. When Jason ran away, Bruce just benched him as Robin because he saw that Jason was hurting and needed help, and being a vigilante wasn't helping. Pls, read Death In The Family, Bruce was trying his best to support Jason and help him. Jason being violent at times is a sign, for Bruce, that Jason is hurting. He doesn't villanize Jason's actions. Don't be like DC writers and forget that Bruce knows that violence and aggression come from pain.

"The memorial is Bruce's making and Alfred hates it" WRONG, it's the contrary. Alfred made the memorial, Bruce was against it. Please, stop putting all the blame on Bruce and making Alfred perfect. Bruce hates the memorials, he hates his sons being remembered as soldiers. He put up with the memorials because it's Alfred. (I am so tired from y'all blaming Bruce for this one, omg) Also, while we are it, Alfred doesn't put up with Jason's bs. Jason can criticize Bruce, but there's a limit for Alfred.

[lovelesslittleloser]

Just thinking of Danny in preforming at the Ice Lounge in a Robin costume and the only reason everyone knows he’s NOT Robin is because he’s chanting ‘WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY IIIIIIIINN’

[babygirlsteddie]

robin and steve getting married as soon as she turns 18 so if anything upside-down related happened to either of them, the other would be able to sort everything out

robin and steve forgetting about their marriage years after the upside down settles down and going about their lives

eddie proposing to steve 29 years later when the marriage equality act passes and steve having an "oh shit" monument as eddie gets down on one knee and eddie's like "fuck, you're saying no aren't you" and steve is like "NO! i mean, yes!!! yes i want to marry you!!!! i just have to divorce robin first!!" and that's how eddie finds out his partner of nearly 30 years has been married the whole time

[46-reasonable-hamsters]

slay king. i guess

[the-rat-king-420]

Might be a completely unorginal revelation but I just spent 6 hours waiting for a plane because it kept getting delayed and the voices. They spoke to me.

Crane wives is just horribly and tragically batfam coded like I could stare at any of the kids and play crane wives and just. My brain it screams

[mewkwota]

“Take Your %#*^ing Time”

So, that new Engage DLC is coming out soon.

(Luckily??) Alear is a polite and patient person.

[purpleofmadness]

Here. I "fixed" the cover. Now we

have all the main robins together. 🥴

[frozenrogue89]

BatTales Prompt?

I just had a dream where Tim, Jason, and Dick were Huey, Dewey, and Louie from DuckTales. (kinda fuzzy on who's who) The Bat Boys had their original personalities but they were comedic-ified. It was a vague situation where they were in their civilian identities but needed a hero for a situation but none of them wanted to change so they kept arguing (comedically of course) and passing around the responsibility. Jason ends up changing into Red hood but then he points out that everyone will notice it's him that is missing so that starts leading to them impersonating each other, including their vigilante identities.

I thought it was vaguely funny but then I started thinking, Scrooge McDuck could easily be Batman (paranoid rich guy with a mysterious past that led him to be highly trained) That would also make Alfred into Bentina Beakley, the housekeeper (also a retired secret agent). Darkwing is a canon Vigilante in DuckTales iirc. Webby could maybe be Steph? I dunno. What do y'all think?

[ailendolin]

I just made myself sad with the thought that the flea in Robin's ear was probably his only friend for a very long time - certainly the only one apart from Moonah who never left.

[aromanticasterisms]

okay penacony has been very fun so far but the only thing to actually make me say Oh Shit out loud was acheron saying yae sakura's line. anyway

[uselessnbee]

one of the most annoying things when it comes to fanon Mike is him being homophobic

like i seriously don't understand why this fandom convinced themselves that he is/would be homophobic

yall focus on him saying one stupid thing that he regretted instantly to someone he doesn't even know is gay and are so quick to forget that he literally put himself in danger to stand up for Will when their bullies were saying homophobic shit about him

but yes let's make Mike into the "homophobic gay" because that just makes sense