A relationship should be 50/50: I wear the sundress you like and you fuck me silly in it.
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Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.
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You will never be too much or not enough for me. You will always be the right amount.
k.b. // because i love you
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A comfy and wholesome relationship 🤝 rough and nasty sex
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Your dreams know before you know.
Your intuition knows before you know.
Your souls knows before you know.
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those two tipsy aunties gossiping in the corner of the function except they’re grown men
(inspired by this tweet on twt!)
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"You have pretty eyes"
Ok then let's fuck while keeping eye contact. Or make them roll back. Or both.
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no one seems happier in life than those eccentric old ladies who wear all one color or collect frogs or have wacky hair colors and usually live alone with some funky pets and have weekly book club meetings with their equally amazing friends
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