#the noble and most ancient house of black incorrect quotes

[saintchaser]

regulus: sirius, how does one confess to the person they are infatuated with?

sirius: you just go for it? just tell them i love you and if that doesn't do the trick, do something nice for them

regulus: okay thank you i'm going to do just that with your best friend now

sirius: what

regulus: what

[lilyofthevalleyys]

Sirius at an award show: First of all, I would like to thank Regulus, my brother, for telling me I wasn’t going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you Reg.

[theprongspotter]

Regulus: You’re a failure.

Sirius: Yeah, but unlike you, I’m okay with that.

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c: @promptsforthestrugglingauthor

[that-bitch-kat3]

Executioner at Azkaban: Any last words? Sirius: Do you think I'm hot? Be honest.

[sylviaplathenthusiast]

sirius, on a tangent: i'm just overreacting

regulus: if its any consolation overreacting is my second favourite kind of reacting

sirius: first one being no reaction at all?

regulus: precisely

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

Sirius and regulus normal conversation pt2

Sirius: We literally learned cursive for nothing.

Regulus: Speak for yourself. My suicide note is gonna be fancy as fuck

[redadidassneakers]

Walburga: offer something to our visitors

Regulus:

Regulus: do you wanna watch me sit on the couch and read this book?

[englishboylover]

[ sirius and regulus are walking side by side ]

regulus : as a loyal person to family traditions, i'm sleeping with your brother.

sirius : *smacks regulus at the back of his head*

[adharastarlight]

Sirius: you cant date my brother.

James: can I date your cousin then?

Sirius: um... sure?

James, turning to Reg: great! He approves!

Regulus, holding back laughter: that's not funny.

[saintchaser]

regulus: and with that said, that is the lineage and the family tree of the noble and most ancient house of black

sirius: the family circle, you mean?

[hxuse-xf-black]

[James Sirius has been kidnapped by Death Eaters] Scorpius: If your brother gets hurt and you don't get his back now, it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. Albus: You're right. If James gets killed by Death Eaters, my grandparents' mantel is gonna become like a permanent shrine to him. Scorpius: No, that's not what I meant. Albus: Oh, the thought of it makes me want to puke. Scorpius: You've learned the wrong lesson. Albus: Come on, let's go help the bastard. Scorpius: Don't love how we got here, but we're going where I want.

[lilyofthevalleyys]

*Sirius fucks something up*

Regulus: Now why would you do that???

Remus: Well, he’s not the brightest star in the sky

Regulus:

Sirius:

Sirius: Did

Sirius: Did you just-

[theprongspotter]

Regulus: Someone wrote your name on these Christmas decorations.

Sirius: What? Really?

Regulus: Yeah. See, look, it says ‘ho ho ho.’

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c: @incorrectquoteprompts

[toujoursincorrect]

Druella: Are you trying to give me a fucking aneurysm?

Bellatrix: Pretty sure we all are.

Regulus: I wasn’t.

Andromeda: I was.

Narcissa: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration.

Sirius: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

[tragicalwisteria]

Walburga: (looking at the stray animal Sirius and Regulus brought in) Get that hideous thing away from here.

Regulus: Sirius, Mother wants you out of the house.

Sirius:

[redadidassneakers]

Sirius: uhh why are you lying on the floor?

Regulus: I’m depressed

Regulus: also I’ve been stabbed can you please bring over my bandaids?

Sirius: BANDAIDS?

Sirius: YOU NEED TO BE HOSPITALISED