#tony stark hcs

[donteverblameash]

Tony Stark still watches Sci-Fi cartoons.

Tony Stark still let his mother tuck him in when he came home from school during college breaks.

Tony Stark still sleeps with a nightlight (after having on during his childhood and getting used to the arc reactors glow every night, it's a familiarity thing)

Tony Stark remembers all the names of his childhood stuffed animals

Tony Stark has all of his childhood photo albums

Tony Stark admitted all of this to Peter Parker, completely sober, so Peter would stop worrying about "Being childish."

[spideyson-stuff]

I imagine Peter doing the "My Emergency Contact" trend with May and Tony, and something like this happens:

May, screaming in the kitchen with the fire going up to the ceiling: AHHHHH WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?

Tony, screaming along with her: I DON'T KNOW, OMG WE NEED AN ADULT!

May: WE >ARE< ADULTS!

Tony:

Tony: WE NEED A ADULT MORE ADULT!

Both Tony and May running around the kitchen trying to get a cloth to put out the fire and the fire just gets bigger

Pepper arrives with a fire extinguisher and ending the fire in seconds

Tony and May: Our savior...

Peter in the background typing madly on his phone

Tony: What are you doing here kid?

Peter: Oh nothing, just changing my emergency contacts to Ned and Pepper because YOU TWO BURNED THE FUCKING WATER

Tony:

May:

Tony and May: I can't argue with that

[ironspidersblog]

Like father like son

[ljlokijinx]

HC that his Spidey-sense was a lie that Peter made up on the spot. Tony Srark knew everything about him - his identity, story, every moment of life. His powers, it was the one thing he did not know. Peter looked at the man who was basically blackmailing him, and told him that he had a danger-sense, a type of premonition power. After a while it grew to be natural, and everyone, May, Ned, MJ, Fury - they all heard about his Spidey-sense. In reality, the premonition was just all of his 'normal' senses combined. He could hear the whistle of air, the movement of tendons, see the slightest changes in body language, smell the lead of bullets and gunpowder, feel the slightest vibrations in the air.

[soulvtude]

When Peter gets embarrassed, his superhuman body temperature makes it so much worse - he’ll flush from his neck to his ears, and it’s impossible to miss. Tony jokingly refers to it as Peter’s “radioactive glow.”

[hurtspideyparker]

Tony and Natasha's friendship as the gay & lesbian duo I need.

When they meet in IM2 Nat is flirting with Tony for her job and Tony has to pretend to be into it as a cover.

And then later they realize they were both faking it and are like "oh thank god" so now there isn't anything weird between them and they can just bully each other. Queer solidarity 💪. Tony sets Natasha up with Pepper because the only flirting Nat can do is the kind that doesn't matter (aka with men)

Tony: I think I like Steve...

Natasha: Oh he's a pretty good kisser, I approve

Tony: EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?

Natasha: Don't worry he didn't even grab my ass so he's either a virgin or gay

Tony: You're lucky I'm into both, slut

Natasha: Love you too 😻

[loversrocktvgirl2]

my mini multiverse of madness…

Avengers Tower Headcannons Masterlist

FULL FIC MASTERLIST

Tony

Steve

Sam

Bucky

Peter

Thor

Loki

Bruce

Clint

[teddytheartist]

Harley arriving in New York for the summer ~

[captainenjolras]

*While Stephen is at the Kamar-Taj*

Tony: I miss the cold arms of my lover…

Natasha: “Cold?”

Tony: Yeah they have some weird body temperature thing going on they told me not to worry about it though.

[pinkpinkmermayyy]

steve's contact name for her is "my beautiful princess with multiple disorders and heart problems" and pepper's contact name for her is "menace to society"

@sh3s4k1ll3rqu33n @lunadensmidnightprowl @aishabellasbigblogofeverything

[donteverblameash]

Tony Stark as your dad headcanons because it's inevitable, and he's Iron Man or whatever they said in Endgame.

Strictly platonic! Hcs under the cut!

-Has always just liked holding you in every way except the proper way.

-On his hip, close to his chest? That's for special occasions usually involving at least one party crying. Congratulations, kid, you're being held up by your ankles.

-He's an unapologetic picture dad. He doesn't plan on missing a second of his child's life.

-"I know I should live in the moment and all, but you look really cute in that shirt, so smile, please?"

-And yes, he will smile behind the camera in the fruitless hope that you will too.

-Tony forgets he's supposed to be a good influence sometimes, so you'll see him doing something incredibly dangerous, and he's like-

-"Yeah, dad does this because he has years of experience and barely any self-preservation skills after so many years of being thrown around in a tin can helmet. Don't copy me."

-Tony will randomly pull you out of school because "he didn't want you to be there" or "it was a nice day out" or his favorite excuse, "I said so."

-Gets cheeseburgers and buys a bunch of things neither of you need before strolling up to the compound like "Tony, what do you got there?" "A milkshake." (And 300$ worth of stuffed animals and Gucci belts)

-Your height chart was a spontaneous decision when you were one with Bruce and Tony in the lab. Tony swore you looked a little taller but Bruce couldn't see it so of course Tony had to prove him wrong by grabbing the nearest tool (a screwdriver) putting you up against the wall and scraping the tool on the wall above your head, viciously pointing like SEE they have grown a CENTIMETER!!!

-And that's been your growth chart and how new hights are added ever since. But in retrospective Tony now knows better than to take a screwdriver to the wall to prove a point. He'll take a saw instead. It has much better coverage.

-Tony is, of course, gonna teach you everything he knows, but when you were little and couldn't understand all the science lingo he would throw around with Bruce, the conversations would be more like-

-"Okay, very good. Now take the wrench and twist it nice and righty-tighty. Good. Now take the blue, no the blue, that's the metallic, wire and place it over to the side to get to the uh.... the uh... thing that makes the thing do... the stuff."

-There's never any trouble with brainrot slang in the house as Tony will hear you say it once and keep on saying it until you're embarrassed out of saying it ever again.

-*Sees weird headline on his phone.* "FRIDAY, what the actual sigma-"

-When Tony hugs you, he likes to rest his cheek on your head so if you grow taller then him, he WILL be pushing you down so you'll be level with him and he can hold you like he always did.

-Also, "Kid, you gotta stop growing up so fast..."

-Tony has a Playlist for EVERYTHING.

-Good moments and bad ones, graduations and parties, and if Tony doesn't have anything, he at least has good music taste.

-Yes, of course Tony would make an AI with his voice for you "just in case" to continue the lovely little Stark tradition of making AIs of your father figures so they never leave you.

-When you got into the phase of wanting to hear the same, cool, superhero story over and over again, Tony would progressively add more details and have weaponry get just a little more closer to his person just to see your face widen a bit more in disbelief.

-Tony, being the self-proclaimed only guy Avenger with a sense of rhythm (he isn't going up against Natasha and he's spending too much time with Steve) he's proudly taught you how to dance, at the expense of his feet you constantly stepped on.

-Type of guy to start arguing with the people you're trying to roast in a COD lobby because "You're insults are shit."

ALR THAT WAS FUN AND THAT'S A WRAP!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[writingakanatorior101]

How they are in relationships (Steve, Tony, Bucky, Thor, Loki)

+ smut

Steve Rogers

A relationship would only form if he had high respect for someone

It would take a little bit more than simple attraction to get Americas ass to be yours

But once he decided you're in his circle you're in it for good. Steve doesn't give up on people (even Bucky) so you two may go through rough patches, but he won't quite on your love.

Since he is an old romantic, he might approach you with flowers or a simple date. He definitely isn't a grand gesture person. I think he would like his lover to be the same.

Steve might cook for you or get you guys a movie to watch.

As far as affection goes in public you might get a smooch before a mission or him holding his arm around you if the environment is casual. To be honest I don't think he is a big PDA person.

In private however he likes to comfort his s/o with hugs from behind paired with slow swaying. Sometimes he even likes to bury his face in your chest and just stay there for a bit.

Slow dancing in the living room to 40s music is something he is quite fond of as well.

Loves being the little spoon, when he is tired being the big strong Captain American the world needs

If you cook for him especially meals from his childhood, he may consider marriage

Smut:

An ass man through and through wither its big, small or normal sized this man wants the booty Some causal booty shorts around the apartment will end your walking for the day

Don't even get him started on thighs

He's very vanilla in the bedroom after all he came from a time sex is taboo so anything beyond spanking is foreign to him

Steve would get more comfortable with kinky sex over time, where he is fine with toys and choking even weird positions

The man's got some length down there if you catch my drift

Veins for days

Secretly likes punishments but won't enforce them if you aren't into that

You guys can do it in his suit

Tony Stark

You lucky bitch

To attract the world's finest billionaire, he would need to think your worth talking to. That there's something he achieves from your conversations

A relationship would only blossom if you could match his humor and share his goals.

By all means once your dating Tony the media and people around you will see you as an extension of him. So, sharing his vision is probably in your best interest for your relationship.

The mans a peacock so PDA really doesn't bother him in the slightest

he will even show you off. Buy's you a nice dress and take you a gala where he can indeed make the statement that you're his lover

Loves when you leave red lipstick on his neck for the press to gawk at and eat up.

You may battle some sugar baby headlines, but they don't last long.

Gifts, gifts for days this would include jewelry, cars and dresses maybe even a wine bottle from your favorite vineyard while he drinks whiskey on the side.

In private he likes to be held, especially after work, if you hold his head and stroke his hair he relaxes instantly.

He thinks you're the prettiest when you're laughing so some jokes may be tossed around.

Letting him talk about his emotions is the biggest form of love for him, this very true for when it comes to his dad.

Smut:

I wouldn't say he dedicated to a specific part of the body but does love when you show off your shoulders.

Very humorous during nasty time

Tony doesn't really bring dominance into the equation, sex with him is better described as love making, he is very passionate and very affectionate with his love in bed.

He loves the fat on your hips and hip holding while thrusting

Fucking on his desk

Bucky

Where to even start with this handsome son of a bitch.

Probably approached you because you made him feel safe and you were easy to talk to.

Being non-judgmental towards him and his past can likely blossom into a romance.

Once you two are a pair you can expect cuddles after a lot of missions

He doesn't really like PDA but if he is holding onto you in public, he is more likely scared for your safety

Normally PDA is off the table for you guys because Bucky knows he targeted a lot, his enemies knowing your important to him puts him in a lot of jeopardy so there isn't much PDA.

When you do get to see soft Bucky, it's like that version of him is defrosting, it has been decades since anyone got to see a soft version of Bucky.

Him showing you how calm he can after feeling like a monster is a challenge so you're going to have to give him some wiggle room

But when Bucky's comfortable you can expect a lot, emotionally checking on you all the time.

A low-key romance with insanely high commitment.

Smut:

At first, he is scared how rough he may be

hasn't had sex since god knows when

likes throat holding but again is scared to attempt and for sure won't attempt it with his metal arm.

soft dominance: he loves it when you rely on him in bed.

Hickie's on your inner thigh which leads to pussy-eating.

Drunk sex.

Loves loud moaning

Thor

"You would like to be queen my love."

I imagine he wouldn't get the earth concept of dating right away.

Nonetheless your treated like a princess it doesn't matter if your Earth or Asgard

Odin was surprised he brought an earthling back to Asgar'd but so be it.

As far as PDA he is all about it. Thor is not a lowkey person so expect lots of hand holding and hugging and kisses all on public display.

He is delicate while in a relationship he very much wants to please you.

An ideal date for him I see being a bar. Anything with an abundance or beer or ale.

Flowers lot and lots of flowers.

Puts Mjölnir on your laptop so you can't work and have to give him all your attention.

Smut:

Have fun with a broken bed.

Wethers its Asgar'd or Earth your furniture is breaking.

Breeding kink.

Doesn't like dominance he prefers very intimate sex.

Not doggy style, but missionary and you riding him is his favorite.

Loves to watch your boobs bounce while riding him.

On that note he is a boob man.

He is pretty vanilla; he doesn't really have any insane kinks at most hair pulling.

Loki

How a genuine relationship even blossoms with this man is nuts.

He would have to be really curious about you and find you interesting.

Once something does form you're in worlds of crazy.

Thor pity's you.

"Blink twice if your a hostage."

Its better if you don't know what Loki is plotting so you keep to you self-most of the time.

For PDA that whole concept is a little loopy. The public hates Loki so when he goes outs its most likely in a disguise.

So PDA normally doesn't happen.

When he is romantic, he gets you things sometime rare things like banned books or charms he finds amusing. Nothing that would put you in danger though.

Enjoys teatime in bed with you.

You guys have whole host of shows you watch together Loki's favorite is Game of thrones and The tudors.

Smut:

Loki is the complete opposite of Thor in the bedroom.

There is on word for Loki and that is possevive.

He loves marking and showing people you're his.

Tones and tones of bondage.

Anytime you wear leather you set that man off. Like a cat to catnip.

Loves all parts of your body but nothing turns him on like your mind.

Arguing with him often leads to some nasty sex.

Does actually tell jokes during the act.

[sunnysideprincess]

Breaking Beds, the stevetony way

So it starts with Sam, after a terrible day and a terrible mission. There's ink everywhere on his wings because some genius (Barton and Stark) had the idea of exploding ink bombs versus those giant alligators. But worse, his lead on Barnes has vanished into the depths of hell. He wants-needs a bath and then he wants to sleep for eternity.

Except when he goes to flop down on the bed, it gives a mighty crack and the whole thing crumbles to the floor, taking Sam along with it.

He just stays there staring at the ceiling, wondering if Barnes found out he was following him and sneakily entered the compound and jumped up and down on his bed until it broke as some unique torture technique.

The next is Thor and that really pretty nook with the hanging bed and the pond. He goes there everytime Loki shows up in their radar, making mischief and singing out brightly colored monologues to mock the whole team. The whole set up with the flower beds and the canopy reminds him of Asgard. But when he sighs and sinks down into the mattress, the chains give a soft creak and then a greater creak and the whole thing crashes down to the floor, sending the mighty thunder god sprawling face first on the ground.

The thing is, they don't go looking for other people's beds.

It just happens. Shockingly, it's not Tony who is spontaneous and unashamed about sex.

It's Steve with his honey dripping tongue and hands that are so needy. Tony is mostly along for the ride.

Three more beds.

The guest room where they put Barnes and he curses up a storm, then forces himself into Sam's space.

The next is Vision's. But he doesn't notice—because he doesn't sleep—until Wanda goes to sit on it.

And the last...

Nat's.

And she's the one who figures it out, stomping all the way to the common room where they're all playing strip poker and things are getting a little too steamy between a certain metal armed soldier and a bird boy for innocent eyes.

"You two—out!"

Tony catches it first. Her disheveled state, Clint's stolen shirt hanging off her shoulders and the Hulk slippers all scream of an unsuccessful early tuck-in. He scrambles away from table and raises his hands.

"Not my fault."

Steve casts him a betrayed look while pushing Bucky face first into Sam's bare chest.

"Pretty sure you were the one begging for more," he hisses, right before dodging the Hulk slippers that comes flying towards his face. Tony squeaks as Nat lets out a wild growl. And nobody in the team moves a muscle while an angry, sleep deprived Black Widow chases after Avengers power couple. Mostly because it hasn't sunk in—the reason why she's trying to murder her bestie and shopping partner.

By the time it does sink in—Tony has already jettisoned himself off the roof and taken Steve with him, promising to stay away from the compound until the "horny phase" wears out.

(It doesn't. But they learn to temper their timing so as to not break anymore beds.)

(Most of the time anyways.)

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Barty: due tazze di caffè, per favore

Evan:

Barty: What?

Evan: Since when do you speak Italian?

Barty: My mom is Italian

Evan: Since when?

Barty:

Barty: Since her birth

[ironspidersblog]

[rinahallowleaf]

(not all of the) avengers’ favorite video games hcs!! for fun,, they may be wrong but these are my personal views :D

steve : bro he would be exactly like those candycrush moms and you cannot tell me otherwise. occasionally plays hay day too

tony : probably makes people think that he considers them foolish but secretly indulges in them.. would maybe play maybe MOBA games? and tower defense. i’m sorry if this is awfully wrong

bruce : plays candy crush with steve sometimes but is hardstuck on a specific level and rage quit the game and refuses to play anything ever after that

natasha : sweats on call of duty. sometimes plays overwatch but prefers cod and forces clint and thor to play

thor : plays EVERY genre of games he has no favorite he will play any and every game no problem. But of course.. his favorite is secretly (and obviously) fortnite

clint : minecraft. he has a whole life in there.. a family of animals. loves mining and building cottages and begs nat to play but she only plays once in a blue moon 💔

bucky : plays minecraft with clint and refuses to mine or leave the houses they build EVER. he’s scared of creepers and endermen.

sam : plays fortnite with thor and cod with nat, those are his all time favorites but he shall indulge in some tower defense games every now and then