Yandere Malleus and Malleus: *fighting like monsters* *refusing to give each other an upper hand*
Grim: Mryah! They will end up destroying this place!
King Leona: *holding Grim to safety* You should stay here, cat.
Grim: I told you! I am not a cat!
Dragon fae MC: My, my. What is this commotion? *appears next to King Leona*
King Leona: They're fighting over your counterpart, dear. *kisses them on the cheek*
Dragon fae MC: Is that so?
Sebek: WHY DON'T THEY STOP THEM?!!
The housewardens: ...
Idia: Ortho, what are the chances that Malleus will win?
Ortho: ...
Ortho: 45%, brother. And it's decreasing every minute.
Ace: Are you saying that crazy Malleus is stronger than Malleus-senpai?!
Idia: It could be possible. At this rate, we have to bail them out before things get worse.
Sebek: THAT IS AN OPTION ALL ALONG?!!
Idia: Wh-What? I only said that it would be better for Malleus to save the Prefect because he's the most OP among us.
Riddle: If it has been a choice, what are we still waiting for?
Kalim: Yes! We should go now!
Azul: Wait a moment. We need a plan.
Idia: Yes. You also need the consider the portal.
Idia: You don't want to be stuck in the world, do you?
Sebek: As Waka-sama's loyal retainer, I should always be wherever he is!
Lilia: Sebek, wait.
Sebek: W-What is it, Lilia-sama?
Lilia: ...
Lilia: Rook!
Saint Rook: *who stood in the middle of them, stopping their fight*
Saint Rook: Gentlemen, I think it isn't right to hurt one another.
Saint Rook: *smiles* Especially when your future spouse is worried sick waiting inside a cage.
Malleus: The child of man?
Yandere Malleus: ...
Yandere Malleus: I didn't think of that. You are right, Hunt.
Dragon fae MC: Hm. How disappointing. I was ready to see some blood.
King Leona: Now, now. You don't have to be disappointed about this.
Grim: D-Does that mean my hench-human can go home with us?
King Leona: Ah. That saint will decide.
Dragon fae MC: Yes. Dear, it's time for us to leave.
King Leona: I thought we would be staying until the wedding ends. Guess not.
*both of them disappear*
Grim: Mryah?
Saint Rook: Now, how should we decide about this? Hm? Hm?
Saint Rook: You two would be lovely grooms!
Malleus: G-Groom?
Yandere Malleus: Hunt, what are you trying to suggest?
Saint Rook: *smiles* I think you already know.
*Meanwhile*
MC: That Rook-
MC: HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO LET ME OUT OF HERE!
FD Vil: Patience. I'm still here.
MC: ...
MC: But you're not helping me to leave this cage.
FD Vil: Rook asked me to keep you company. Not to help you escape.
MC: *sad frowns*
MC: I'm hungry.
FD Vil: ...
FD Vil: I'll whip something up for you. Wait here.
MC: You're coming back, right?
FD Vil: Yes, yes.
MC: *whines* Vil...
FD Vil: Yes, I'm coming back with food.
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Tl;Dr - I stopped playing the game but I like the characters and I wanna draw them but idk if the wiki I use is up to date for cards
Do u know any wikis that have up to date cards for all the twst characters-
Asking specifically bc of Malleus cause I can't tell anymore if he has any more new cards bc HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A 100 DISNEY ANIVERSARY CARD IN THE WIKI I USE 😭
Like compared to everyone else in Disanomia, he has 12 cards (in the wiki I use) and then Lilia has 17 cards 💀
Cause I think Malleus has a Bean's Day card as well, but that could just be a fanmade one, I don't have JP twst nor ENG twst anymore so I can't confirm it myself urhghrhevw 🫠
Malleus doesn't have a Beans Day card, so that would've been fanmade! and the 100 anniversary cards are actually the new round of birthday cards, so most of the characters don't have 'em yet -- Malleus should be getting his in a couple of days, when his birthday event starts! oh god my keeeeeys
I think the wiki.gg stays pretty up to date? it looks to me like they have everything that's currently up through JP, at least. :O I did go through and do a quick count just because I couldn't believe Malleus only had 12 cards, but. he really does have the least...defeated only by Silver with 13...astonishing. we need his gargoyle club wear immediately.
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diasomnia fashion headcanons 🪦
⚠️ warnings: "creepy" shirt
last updated: aug 26, 2023
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MALLEUS DRACONIA 🐉 🛈 " ballroom goth / romantic goth "
incorporates traditional briar valley elements into modern styles
only he seems to have left out the modern part
dresses like they lurk in foggy forests waiting for a virgin maiden to stroll by so they can feast on her pale neck
LILIA VANROUGE 🦇 🛈 " vkei casual / mall goth "
cycles through fashion ever century or so
always sticks to darker edgy styles though
lends his older band shirts to silver and sebek
in his bandman era
SILVER ⚔ 🛈 " rokku gyaru "
silver and kalim lesbian gyaru girlfriends
pretend this style isnt overstimulating as hell silver uses magic to remove uncomfortable textures trust me
rokku gyaru is a substyle of vkei!
most of these clothes are lilia hand-me-downs
SEBEK ZIGVOLT ⚡ 🛈 " masculine trad goth "
also puts a lot of traditional valley elements into his outfits
might be revised later but trad goths are the sweetest people ever and i just wanna see sebek in the makeup really
couldnt find any examples but hed wear dark earthy tones
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Malleus and Yandere Malleus: *have mixed feelings about this wedding*
MC: *looks beautiful in their wedding dress while it is obvious on their face that they're contemplating everything*
Saint Rook: You look lovely! *to MC* If I weren't a saint, I would marry you myself!
MC: *muttering to themselves* Mom, sorry for not breaking the generational curse. You will forgive me if you've come to know that they're hot and rich guys, right?
Yandere Malleus: *chuckles*
Malleus: Child of man...
FD Vil: MC, you should look on the brighter side.
FD Vil: After this wedding, you will return to Twisted Wonderland together with your husbands.
MC: ...
MC: *on the verge of crying* What am I going to do after this? I'm not familiar with marriage... Huuu...
Grim: You can decide to not live with them for now, right?
MC: *sniffles* I can do that? *looking at Malleus*
Malleus: Yes. We can live together after you have finished your studies at Night Raven College.
MC: *turns to Yandere Malleus* How about you?
Yandere Malleus: What do you think it will be? *smirks*
MC: I'm going to divorce you! *cries funnily again*
Yandere Malleus: *laughs*
Yandere Malleus: Hunt, you may proceed.
Saint Rook: *smiles* Alright.
The housewardens: *sigh in relief*
Riddle: They're going back.
Leona: I feel so bad for the herbivore.
Vil: I should comfort them.
Kalim: I will buy them a vacation house!
Jamil: Kalim, no. The other Malleus would be angry at you if you did that.
Sebek: Waka-sama... He got married...
Silver: I want to congratulate him, however, he's sharing a spouse with another Malleus.
Lilia: What would the honeymoon be like?
Them: LILIA!
Lilia: I'm sorry!
Idia: Ortho, cheer up the Prefect for me when they come back. I'll be returning to my room.
Ortho: Okay, brother! I will take it from here!
Ace: I'm sure Professor Crewel will get mad if he hears about this.
Deuce: And Professor Trein too...
Epel: But guys, MC is rich now.
Ace and Deuce: ...
Ace: Wait. You're right!
Deuce: We should celebrate!
Jack: MC will be so disappointed with you three.
Malleus: Grim! Have you seen the child of man?! *looking furious*
Grim: Mryah! W-Weren't you just together?
Malleus: Yes! The other Malleus had taken them somewhere when it was time to leave!
MC: ...
Yandere Malleus: *hugging them tightly*
MC: ...
MC: No. We're not staying here. The three of us signed a contract!
Yandere Malleus: I know. But there is one thing I would like to do before we leave this place permanently.
MC: And that is?
Yandere Malleus: *smiles* *leans in and kisses them on the lips*
MC: ...
MC: I knew it! You were just holding back earlier! *their face red*
Yandere Malleus: *chuckles*
Yandere Malleus: I won't be holding back in the future, so look forward to it.
MC: ...
MC: Is that a threat?
Yandere Malleus: *laughs* You're so adorable, my beloved.
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