#welcome to night vale quotes

[nightvale-outofcontext]

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[stoatallybored]

I've been re-listening to Welcome to Night Vale recently, and this quote really stood out to me!

[headofocs-inklesspen]

I don’t have any tattoos of words but I think if/when I get one I want “‘I probably won’t miss you’, my mother said. ‘I’m only interested in the end of the world’, I replied” from Welcome to Night Vale poetry week

[ironduke37]

[darkacademiaarchivist]

Ladies. Gentlemen. Listeners.

WTNV episode 5, The Shape in Grove Park

[spectral-kitkat]

The Fandom Wall! It’s still a work in progress but it’s getting there!

[potato-lord-but-not]

in my wtnv era 10 years too late but uhhhh trying to figure out how to draw the guy nonetheless

[nightvaleofficial]

[oc-ohsahi]

I told the creators of Welcome to Night Vale about the sexyman poll.

im taking a narrative podcast production course, and we had joseph fink and jeffery cranor come speak to the class over zoom

as the final question of our Very Serious QA panel, i told them about the tumblr sexyman poll, with hundreds of thousands of votes, and that cecil still won a decade later. i asked if the power of creating The Sexiest Fictional Man was something that could go to their heads. they couldnt stop laughing.

joseph gave a long spiel about how grateful he is for the impact Night Vale had — he told a story about seeing a fictional flights board in an airport and that it felt so strange to see Night Vale up there. he was super humble and said that Night Vale ‘belongs to the fans’ and takes no ownership of Sexy Creationism.

then jeffery comes in like ‘yeah, what he said, but personally i think it does go to my head’ and giggled and said “It feels pretty awesome.”

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: I'm a scientist. Wizard: A scientist? What kind? Artificer: I'm sorry, I don't understand? Wizard: What's your field of study? Artificer: Science.

[videokilledtheradiohost]

Cecil: I love you, babe.

Carlos: I love you too, sweetie.

Cecil: My little tortoise.

Carlos: My honey-voiced honey.

Cecil: My little panda bear.

Carlos, panicking: My, uh...Manhattan Project.

Cecil:

Carlos: I-

Cecil, genuinely touched: oh my god that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me-

[nightvale-outofcontext]

The Highway Department is recommending that everyone stay off the roads unless absolutely necessary, and if you do have to drive anywhere, keep those eyes closed.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Fugitoid: I'm a scientist.

Donnie: A scientist? What kind?

Fugitoid: I'm sorry, I don't understand?

Donnie: What's your field of study?

Fugitoid: Science.

[sisusquid]

Medic's gifts are always heartfelt!

[darkacademiaarchivist]

Once again, the turning of the seasons. Nearly imperceptible here, a shading of the desert heat. But we feel the change, in the thrum of our bodies, in the texture of the sand. There is rain, once in awhile, if not here, then somewhere else surely. Wild spring has stepped in for her stolid winter sister. It is April, and something is different. It is April, and the days have depth and vibrance. It is April. And so, dear listeners, Night Vale Community Radio is pleased to present…the April Monologues. 

WTNV ep. 85, The April Monolouges

[danganronpafakes]

Kyoko: The present tense of regret is indecision. Byakuya: The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy. Makoto: And the past tense of toast is toasted!

Source: Welcome to Night Vale ("Eternal Scouts")