#what if...? meme

[rwac96]

Type: Ask

Fandom: RWBY

AU: RWBY AU

Summary: What if Raven was forced to stay with her family due to the Brawnwen tribe turning their back on her?

Meme: What If Meme

Raven: *feeding Baby Yang* "C'mon, kid, eat your slop!"

Baby!Yang: *fussy* "Gaah! Bleh!!"

Raven: *pulls the spoon away* "Ugh, I burped you, we had playtime, Hell, you don't even smell like shit. Overall, you hafta be hungry! Eat!" *pushes the spoon toward her daughter*

Baby!Yang: *on the verge of crying* "Eeeeehhh!"

Taiyang: *deadpan, holding a jar of applesauce* "Raven, you're feeding Yang spicy mustard."

Raven: *turns to her husband* "What? Our parents fed us that and we turned out okay."

Baby!Yang: *reaching out to her father* "Dadah, appah! Dadah appah!!"

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[fellooooowsys]

Has this been done before

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[wizard-laundry]

QUICK REMINDER

In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.

be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.

[dyscomancer]

[bethanythebogwitch]

Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*

Me:

[anexistingexistence]

Yes I want to write my story but my story doesn't want to be written so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that huh?

[jellyjamheadobb]

[kn1ght-l1ght]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[rwac96]

Type: Ask

AU: RWBY AU: Arkos AU

Fandom: RWBY

Summary: What If Pyrrha confesses her feelings to Jaune earlier?

Meme: What If?

Pyrrha: *leaning against Jaune after their talk* "Jaune...there's something I should tell you."

Jaune: *blinks* "What is it, Pyrrha?" *turns to his partner*

Pyrrha: *turns to him, squeezing his hand* "I...I love you."

Jaune: *blinks, raising his brows* "Pyr..." *his cheeks turn pink*

Pyrrha: "I do, Jaune. You're the first person who saw me as...well, a fellow peer. Not as the Invincible Girl or the Pumpkin Pete Mascot. As a person, a fellow student. Since meeting you and the others, it's been amazing to be amongst genuine friends." *she scoots closer* "And watching you grow as a fighter, leader, and a Huntsman...I couldn't be more proud."

Jaune: *mouth gape, his cheeks now red* "I...I don't know what to say..." *he chuckles sheepishly, looking into her emerald eyes*

Pyrrha: *places her free hand on his cheek* "Well, we are alone now ~." *she closes her eyes, leaning in, and presses her lips against his*

[spr0utsies]

[thatrandomblogsays]

Low key want Aegon and larys and Helaena and Alicent to all run away to Essos purely so this can happen

[velnna]

silence

[queermasculine]

"what do butch4butch couples even do" um this

[ashoss]

my lovely son waking me up to tell me he threw up.

us waking up my wonderful butlerfather to tell him he threw up.