#wholesome siblings being wholesome

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Lady Shiva: Cassandra Cain!

Cass (in batsuit) eyes widen as she turns around: Mother?!

Jason (Red Hood): She's back?

Lady Shiva: In the flesh and you thought you could escape me, Cassandra? Naughty, naughty.

Cass (nervous): Mo- Lady Shiva, stay back!

Lady Shiva: That's no way to talk to your mother. Why are you talking?

Cass: I won't hold myself back. Leave.

Lady Shiva walks to Cass with a menacing glare.

Lady Shiva: You continue to disappoint me. Giving up the job of a skilled assassin to parade around in this ridiculous costume.

Jason: Cass, you need me to handle this?

Cass: Not yet.

Lady Shiva (chuckling menacingly): Cass? That's the foolish name you go by? I heard you also go by Orphan. Blight of my womb, you're not an orphan, but mommy will tak-

Lady Shiva stops walks when Jason raises his gun to her, making sure he got a headshot. Shiva smirks, placing her hands on her hips.

Lady Shiva: The dead Robin is protecting you?

Jason: Shiba lady, I'm not afraid of you and I will not hesitate to blow your brains out with one bullet.

Lady Shiva brows furrowed in anger.

Jason: I don't give a fuck. The child unfortunately related to you is giving you a chance to go. Take it.

Lady Shiva: Lady. Shiva!

Lady Shiva: My daughter won't let a pathetic walking corpse shoot me.

Cass: You're so right.

Cass reaches into Jason's side pocket and pulls out another gun.

Cass: We're both going to shoot you. Walk away or you'll be found on the ground with multiple gunshot wounds.

Lady Shiva (attempting to manipulate her daughter): You were a terrible shooter and do you think you'd get a good shot with that ridiculous leather-

Cass moves the gun to her 'mother's' arm and shoots her effortlessly.

Lady Shiva screams, clutching her arm.

Lady Shiva: You fucking brat!

Jason chuckles not caring when Shiva glares at him.

Cass: If you don't leave we will both take shots and neither of us will miss. Last chance, surrogate. Turn back or we will make your death look like an accident.

Jason smiles as Cass then turns back to Shiva, his gun steady.

Lady Shiva (returning to her cold tone to hide the pain in her arm): You've proven what a pathetic waste of DNA you are. I shall take my leave by my choice. Make no mistake, when I return you'll know what it's like to be in a coffin.

Jason: Would you fuck off already? God you talk like a cartoon villain.

Cass giggles.

Cass: All she needs is a mustache to twirl.

Jason: From my distance she's growing one in.

Cass laughs.

Lady Shiva rolls her eyes, but instead of continuing her failed manipulation, she turned around, angrily walking off.

Cass spins Jason's gun with ease and hands it back to him.

Cass (singing): Oh- Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh- I shot my shitty mom in my cool batsuit!

Jason puts both his guns in his pockets. He smiles at his happy sister.

Jason: Felt good, right?

Cass: Yes indeedy. Thanks for having my back.

Jason: No problem. You gonna be okay though?

Cass: Totally, she had me for a second, but when you stepped in I felt more confidence. It sucks having bad parents, but they're not my family anymore. You guys are.

Jason: I'm your favorite?

Cass nods.

Jason: Good shot, by the way.

Jason pats Cass on the head.

Cass (clapping eagerly): Thank you. She had the nerve to call me a bad shooter. You're silly though, Shiba Lady?

Jason: Yeah I came up with that on the fly. Clever right?

Cass (laughing): Incredibly clever. One question though, would you have shot her in the head?

Jason: If you gave me the okay I would... Even if you hadn't and she attacked you, I would've shot her.

Cass: Thanks Jason.

Jason: No thanks needed, I know I'm awesome.

Cass: We should head out of here, Shiba probably wasn't alone.

Jason: You're right. I want to say real quick, welcome to the awful mother's club.

Cass holds up her fist. Jason fist bumps her back. The two run off feeling accomplished.

[mikibagels]

I'm very normal about them. I haven't been thinking about this idea non-stop for the last 2 weeks. I've actually been very sane and normal like everyone else.

[pageofheartdj]

A lil' reminder, the bros are active jerks to each other too!xD

[darkforestdreams]

"Lunar's SECRET PLAN" Episode! (Me Gushing Over an LAES Episode)

MY GOD, I ADORED today's episode of the Lunar and Earth show. Dazzle being a helpful bean, Sun being a big brother (no pun intended), Earth being a goofball, Lunar being a lit--UH, I mean, fun-sized trickster grump, GIANTS IN THE DAYCARE--I LOVE IT!

And I thought Lunar and Earth helping Sun with his goose magic was funny! Earth's "sibling dynamic" line is so true. It's practically her catchphrase by now, but I sure ain't complainin'! :D

Lunar actually did fool me the first time he did the thing when they were by the ball pit. I didn't even realize he did it again before it became obvious. I'm around 5' 2'' years so I can relate to Lunar's frustration, but if we're small then WE ARE GOING TO BE PROUD OF IT, DAMMIT! And he DID have a bit of a sense of humor about it, mimicking the Jaws theme when in the ball pit after Earth pointed out that only the top of his head was visible.

And MY GOD, Sun/Happy Boy was SUCH a butt of a big brother. XD It was freaking funny how merciless he was with the teasing. I mean, he started it around less than one minute into the video! Maybe he was a bit mean, but he was genuinely apologetic when he thought he went too far.

It was nice that Sun was having a good day, joking and laughing. I mean, he was ACTUALLY laughing, not just wheezing or huffing a few times. I'm super proud of him. His problems and trauma aren't over, but he's still come a long way.

NOW FOR EARTH: I LOVE Earth's sense of humor. I love how hammy and silly she is, first was the whole "L-L-L-L-LUNAAAR~!" from the last laes lore episode, then today it was her "I have been learning PROOOGRAMMING!"

I wish I was half as confident as she is about putting the energy into the silliness. It's in my range of humor, and sometimes I can be hammy in front of others but I can also backtrack. I just get worried people think it's stupid instead of silly and that I'm being stupid. I just need people who I trust to really know me, I guess.

ANYWAY! BACK TO THE FUN STUFF!

I thought of a good nickname for Lunar: BLUEBERRY MOONCAKE!

If you don't know what a mooncake is... it's banned in several countries so that's understandable.

Finally Dazzle--sweet baby girl. She went from throwing a toy in Lunar's face because it was funny to offering to find that FREAKIN' DONUT THING, WHICH COULD'E BEEN LITERALLY ANYWHERE IN THAT WAREHOUSE-SIZED ROOM. She's definitely learning stuff from Sun, and he already trusts her enough to let her find it on her own. Yes he goes to help her at the end BUT YOU CAN'T DENY HOW CUTE THEIR BOND IS!

And now... quoting this genuinely wonderful exchange:

Lunar: I don't even know how I can hear you right now.

Earth: It's because I'm YELLING~!

Lunar: ...FAIR ENOUGH!

Earth: DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS!?

Lunar: NO!

Earth: SO WE'RE COOL!?

Lunar: YEP~!

Earth: OKAY~!

[sunshines-legacy]

I can imagine it now ☁️ ✨ twinkle sounds, eveything gets wavy and distorted, fade to imagination ✨ ☁️

Post hogwarts Sebastian bringing home a gift for his family! It’s that new dog breed that everyone’s been talking about. Sunshine almost cries as they hold the little puppy. She may be a cat-person but she’s a dog person for sure. And then they have babies and the babies grow up with the puppy 🥹🥹

[goldensunset]

they’re talking about responsibilities

[stardust948]

Good Luck Kiyi AU

[After a few days of giving each other the silent treatment]

Ozai: *looks out the window and sees Ursa sitting on the back porch in the snow*

Ozai: Oh for Agni's sake- *Goes outside* Ursa, what are you doing?! Come inside. You'll get sick.

Ursa:

Ozai: Fine. I'm sorry, okay!

Ursa: What? Could you repeat that? I didn't hear you.

Ozai, cringing: Please don't make me say it again.

Ursa: No, I really didn't hear you. I think my ears froze over.

Ozai: I'm sorry. I was wrong. I behaved badly at the grocery store and I shouldn't have embrassassed you.

Ozai: Spirits, this is hard! I don't know how you've done it 162 times!

Ursa: It's because I love you.

Ozai, hugs her: I love you too.

Ursa: *smiles*

Ursa: You do know the children are throwing a secret party downstairs.

Ozai: Of course I do.

Ursa: We're going to have to punish them.

Ozai: Way ahead of you.

[5 minutes later at the party]

Ozai and Ursa: *dancing horribly*

Azula: Dad! Mom! We get it! We'll never do it again!

Zuko: Now can you stop punishing us?!

Ursa: Sprinkler?

Ozai: Oh yes, definitely.

Fire Siblings: *dies*

[tornado1992]

Hmmmm. Unbreakable bond Kimetsu No Yaiba (Demon Slayer) AU.

[doodliver]

Sons c:

I was supposed to just focus on Killua for a current comm but his dynamic with Gon was so wholesome (almost like siblings c': ) that I decided to check the anime itself

[taniamitsu]

Annoying sibling!

[yourbuerokrat2]

Viren having the expression of ‘WTF is going on’ and looking overly ... displeased. Sir Sparklepuff looking both like something out of a horror fantasy movie while also very innoncent. 

And Aaravos looking almost fondly at the scene. The hand on Virens shoulder could almost be mistaken for affection if it didn’t remind me of the way he told Viren to ‘stop’ and therefore making the hand more of a gesture of ‘sit’. 

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Red Hood (Jason) waits for Orphan (Cassandra Cain) to meet him on the rooftop in to help him on his mission to stop drug runners.

He paces slowly across the roof. Checking the time on his phone, he sighs.

Red Hood (connecting to Barbara on his communication device): Oracle is she coming or not?

Oracle: She said she's close by. Be patient.

Red Hood: I know she likes to appear behind people at random, but she's usually on time.

Hood hears foot steps walking behind him.

Jason (smiling): 3… 2-

Orphan: Hi, Jason.

Hood turns around to see his short older sister in her bat suit. She waves at him with a smile.

Red Hood: You’re late.

Orphan: I’m sorry about that. I was reading and got really into the story. I love it.

Red Hood (slightly intrigued): What book was it?

Orphan: A graphic novel, not a superhero one it was based off one of the books you read.

Red Hood: Which one?

Orphan: Pride and Prejudice. Enthralling read. I am guessing it’s not on par with the original work and I thought when the mission ends... if it’s okay with you, you could give me some suggestions.

Red Hood (taken aback): Really?

Orphan: Yes, you’re quite the avid reader I trust that you’ve got the best recommendations.

Red Hood whimpers happy he has the mask on.

Barbara, on the communication device: That is so cute!

Red Hood: Damn it Oracle!

Red Hood covers his mask, embarrassed.

Orphan giggling.

Orphan: She’s simply messing with you. You can give me your answer after our mission, but I have a feeling you’ll say yes.

Orphan pats her brother on the shoulder and walks over to the ledge to spy on the gang.

Red Hood V.O.: She wants to get book recommendations from me? This is a weird... happy sensation I haven't felt in a while. Why is she so adorable?!

Barbara: Jacy, only you can hear me and I just wanted to say again: Awww! You better not say no to her and not just because she can beat your ass.

Red Hood: Oh my God, piss off!

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

the rosier twins sitting together on the floor next to pandora's bed, a blanket wrapped around their shoulders while drinking hot chocolate and gossiping

[kyoupann]

Four | The Dad  (Chapter 4: Wild)

Fic summary: 8 times Four is a dad to the rest of the group.

Chapter: Summary: Four and Wild bond over hating the same guy.

Wordcount: 2.7-9k I think

Comments: after three years, here's chapter 4 of the Dad!Four fic I thought I would never finish. If I die, please write in my epitaph what chapter I managed to whack out before eternal peace.

Read on AO3

Me after this silly ass, not even my longest, chapter ever:

[toytulini]

name some canonically nonbinary characters why dont you

[wereh0gz]

I wish all sontails shippers go to hell no matter what