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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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spn drama and marvel drama both so batshit that it took me like 4 full seconds to recognize this as a joke. in those four glorious seconds i was fully ready to accept a spn/avengers crossover with jack kline at the center.

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IM LOSING MY MIIINNNNDDDDDDDD IM PHYSICALLY SHAKING TEARING UP NAUSEOUS GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE GOING FERAL, RABID, INSANE EVEN

u m so anyways.

pinterest isnt enough, tiktok isnt enough, tumblr isnt enough, ao3 ISNT ENOUGH i need all marauders content injected into my blood stream AT ONCE.

i need taylor swift to take my face in her hands, tell me that she is mskingbean89, and explain how every single one of her songs is directly connected to atyd in DEPTH.

i want all of my thoughts to be extracted from my brain and made into an orderly slideshow and fully written fanfiction that i can read from an outside perspective.

i need this all IMMEDIATELY or i am unfortunately no longer going to be functioning regularly. please and thank you for understanding

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ok so WHAT if i look at her waist in the hotel room mirror for a bit too long and my heart stops for a moment when she sits in between my legs for me to do her hair and OKAY maybe i understand her in a way other people dont and her voice sounds like an angels' and she looks like one too in candlelight but like that doesnt MEAN anything. and yes we're both GAY but that doesn't mean we cant talk about our mutually complicated relationship with sexuality in a friendly girl way right???

and no i don't like her at all, why do you ask. can't a girl make a playlist about her homoerotic complicated relationship with her frenemy in peace? good god.

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A KINDRED SOUP BLOG!!!!!!!!

I LOVE SOUP :))))))

The Destiel News Meme! has been group souped

requested by anon

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galinda and elphaba were just platonic friends! galinda and elphaba were a romantic couple!

EERRRRR WRONG INCORRECT WRONG

galinda and elphaba were that werid middle school/highschool girl friendship who are insanely codependent and inextricably intertwined and who's bond goes beyond any definition, but whose relationship is temporary and tragic and devastating and they also happen explore each others' bodies sometimes and make out for "practice"

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screaming crying vomiting sobbing, et cetera

My honest reaction to doomed siblings:

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i was literally rewatching 5.15 "my bloody valentine" when i came across this post. and. yeah that pretty much sums it up.

all of my favorite episodes go like this

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I

LOVE

MORMONS

ILOVEMORMONSILOVEMORMONSILOVEMORMONSILOVEMORMONSILOVEMORMONSILOVEMORMONSILOVEMORMONSILOVEMORMONSILOVEMORMONSILOVEMORMONSILOVEMORMONS

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i was actually born in the right generation because i think i was meant to read jayvik on ao3 while listening to asmr

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in the library. straight up "hearing it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. the ghosts.

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dean winchester core ✨

i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you

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I LOVE HER SM

shes a freak and shes evil and shes never wrong and i love her and i want to be her

Meg i love you my freak ass wife

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i have to wake up at like 6:30 absolute latest to be on time for school, right? well guess what time i woke up today.

1:00 in the fucking afternoon

is this the universe's cruel joke against me?

happy fucking april fools i guess

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NO ONE GETS CHRISTOPHER BARLEY LIKE ME OK??

i get so sad when i see ppl hating on him bc like NO I GET HIM

so many queer people were him at one point: vaguely unpopular, vaguely unattractive to the public eye, in love with someone who didn't feel the same way, and absolutely terrified of their own queerness.

"b-b-bbut he was so annoying! he got in the way of wolfstar!!" STFFFUUUU I LOVE HIM IDC WHAT YOU SAY, HES SUCH A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF QUEER KIDS EVERYWHERE

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hmm, im feeling sad about my current romantic situation (or lack of thereof), whatever could i do to make myself feel better?

oh i know! i can reread years 5-7 of atyd! this will absolutely make me feel better and not at all have any damage on my psyche and send me into further emotional ruin :)