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guys, I'm sorry for not uploading any more parts for the "You ask twst characters what are we but they don't want you" series, but im preparing for my final exams 🙏🏻😞

BUT ANWAY-

LOOK BRO, I LOVE MALLEUS SM THIS LUCK IS INSANEEE (I'm going to fail finals)

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Basically, how Malleus ended up in book 7

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How (almost every) Twisted wonderland characters react to you asking them, "What are we?" | p.5

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(But they don't want you, prepare to be humbled. Reader is NOT Yuu!! except for Treins part ^^'

feat. Crowley, Crewel, Vargas, Sam, Platonic! Trein)

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Crowley

Crewel

Vargas

Sam

Trein

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I hope you like this one because I do NOT know how they would talk 🙏🏻💀

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How (almost every) Twisted wonderland characters react to you asking them, "What are we?" | p.4

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(But they don't want you, prepare to be humbled. Reader is Yuu!!

feat. Malleus ♡, Lilia, Silver, Sebek)

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4

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Malleus ♡

Lilia

Silver

Sebek

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I can't make Malleus reject me fr. My fragile heart can't take it 🙏🏻😞

Oh, and this isn't the last part!!! I'm doing other characters next :)

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How (almost every) Twisted wonderland characters react to you asking them, "What are we?" | p.3

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(But they don't want you, prepare to be humbled. Reader is Yuu!!

feat. Epel, Kalim, Jamil, Idia, Platonic! Ortho)

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

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Epel

Kalim

Jamil

Idia

Ortho

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translation for Jamils text:

"I hope you die, there will be nothing between us even if you were the last person on earth."

I used a translator. Please don't hurt me 😰

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How (almost every) Twisted wonderland characters react to you asking them, "What are we?" | p.2

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(But they don't want you, prepare to be humbled. Reader is Yuu!!

feat. Azul, Jade, Floyd, Vil and Rook)

here is part two!! I didn't know there was a limit to how many pictures you can upload on one post 💀

Sorry for the late post, I'm quite busy with finals 🫂

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

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Azul Ashengrotto

Jade Leech

Flyod Leech

Vil Schoenheit

Rook Hunt

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Vil Schoenheit fanart by @ neuvi_0 !!!

Epel will be in the next part!!! :)

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How (almost every) Twisted wonderland characters react to you asking them, "What are we?"

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(But they don't want you, prepare to be humbled. Reader is Yuu!!

feat. Riddle, Trey, Cater, Ace, Deuce, Leona, Ruggie and Jack)

This is my apology for my previous post, I shouldn't have tagged it xreader 😞🙏🏻

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

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Riddle Rosehearts

Trey Clover

Carter Diamond

Ace Trappola

Deuce Spade

Leona Kingscholar

Ruggie Bucchi

Jack Howl

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Inspo: @bluessmau and @semiloml on tiktok!! :)

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NAH THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE.

No bc I never was this lucky in twisted wonderland pulls before

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Thank you kind stranger on Twitter for doing this for us

So yeah, this is the most accurate translation I found!!

Source;

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First year gang react to MC driving the vehicle super fast

Gender-neutral reader

Ace Trappola

This mf in the passenger seat complaining why you’re going so slow

When you’re going about 30 miles over the speed limit

But also has the aux cord

You would think he would be playing smth like Juice WRLD

He’s playing Barbie Girl, and you and him are screaming the lyrics

He doesn’t even have his seatbelt buckled

You slam on the breaks once, and this dude is going through the windshield

At least he’s having fun?

Deuce Spade

He likes going fast in vehicles, like the Twisted Wonderland equivalent of the motorcycle

That I coincidentally forgot the name of 

Anyway, he’s probably leaning out of the window to feel the air on his face

Is probably also screaming the lyrics to Barbie Girl

Definitely doesn’t have his seatbelt buckled

He is sitting behind you in the seating arrangement

But anyways, he likes when you drive fast

Because it gives him that sense of nostalgia from his delinquent days

Jack Howl

Mans is panicking and hanging on to the handle

You know the handle on the door for the backseats? 

That’s what I’m talking about

He’s shouting at you to drive slower

But you can’t hear him over the music

Speaking of, he does not sing along, mostly because he’s too scared

He is sitting in the way back

Because he’s a party pooper

Epel Felmier

He also likes going fast 

Especially if Vil was looking for him, he needs an escape vehicle

Thrives off the feeling of sneaking away and getting away with it

He’s sat behind the passenger

He wants to scream the lyrics to Barbie Girl because he knows it by heart

But doesn’t want to seem too girly or feminine

Unlike the others, he is buckled in

He cares about the law, after all

Ortho Shroud

Do you really think Idia would let him go?

Sebek Zigvolt

If you thought Jack was yelling, Sebek is screaming at you to slow down

Being involved with things like this is very unbefitting for a knight of Malleus

As a result of having a stick up his ass

He is also in the very back

Does not know the Barbie Girl song lyrics and therefore is not singing it

Screams when you hit a speed bump and you go airborne for a bit

Don’t even get me started on when you did a donut to turn around

Eventually, Deuce covers his mouth in duct tape so he doesn’t ruin the fun.

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Please more incorrect quotes of Yuu using Earth slang I need it

Yuu- *Tposes* I, want, waffle fries!

Ace- Wtf.

Maybe Yuu overdoes it with the slang I need it

you ask, you shall receive 💯

(original post - part I)

but first i want to take this as an opportunity to mention the fact that Yuu probably started a trend on magicam or something 😭 they probably started the "little miss" trend by sending one of the dorm leaders this 😭

but anyways-

Yuu who is always using Earth slang

(malleus introducing yuu to some of his favorite ramshackle dorm gargoyles)

Yuu: okay i like it, picasso.

malleus: ...I'm not sure that I'm familiar with the term "Picasso".

Yuu: only in ohio. wait, no. only in heartslabyul.

(book 1 spoiler, skip if not read)

(Yuu watching riddle overblot)

(grim, overhearing)

Grim: Ohio? Henchman what are you saying?

(first years and Yuu watching some guy trip and fall during lunch)

Yuu: dayum, that guy just took a fat L..."

Sebek: Human, are you gonna finish your sentence of not?

Yuu: Oh, sorry i forget the people here don't take any losses.(in a snarky tone)

(seeing the pomefiore trio in book 2 for the first time)

Yuu: how are they just out here looking like a complete snack.

cater: yuu...what?

riddle: i believe im starting to fear Yuu now

(eating school lunch for the first time)

yuu: no cap this shit is a DELICACY man.

ace: ...cap where?

(savanaclaw student A flexing how athletic they are)

Yuu, (sarcastically): oh wow really? that's soo fetch!

(during prolouge )

Crowley: the only other explanation is that you are from another planet, universe even.

Yuu: Bitch, you better be joking.

(Book three, after signing the contract)

Yuu (talking to the savanaclaw trio, adeuce, grim): Well boys, looks like we gotta finesse our way through this one.

Leona: ...we?

Ace: for the very last time Yuu, stop making up words -

(Book 5, when Vil gave everyone VDC tickets)

Yuu: These were hard to get? They probably fought over these the same way Taylor Swift fans were fighting TicketMaster.

Epel: ...Now who in the gosh darn is Taylor Swift?

Vil: Epel, watch your accent.

WAIT WAIT YALL KNOW HOW DEUCE WAS A DELINQUENT? he once called Yuu his homie so i like to think he can actually understand half of the things Yuu says 😭😭

(Yuu fending off bullies): Dawg, just leave us alone. at this point you just look like a pick me.

Ace: Dawg...? what-

Deuce: You heard my homie, leave us be.

Ace: ...Yuu was also a delinquent?

NAH CAUSE NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT THIS PROBABLY RUBS OF GRIM TOO-

grim eating up his damn blot crystals: mm, the flavors are melting on my tounge!

(cue adeuce and Yuu bursting out laughing)

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masterlist 😋

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a/n, 4/4/23: tysm for everyone's feedback! I've took it upon myself to edit the book to make it more, well "gen z". 😋😋