#// he would

[alexxuun]

Smoke break buddies!

[ehliena]

Clark: B, why do Kon and Jon have trustfunds?

Bruce: So that they'll have financial support in their lives. Don't they teach that in Kansas?

Clark: I know what a trustfund is, my question is why my kids have it from you?

Bruce: Oh I'm sorry, were you planning to have trusts set up for them with your reporter salary?

[clericxhood777]

Dick: No.

Jason: We haven't even said anything.

Dick: You guys are standing suspiciously very close.

Jason: What does that even have to do with anything?

Dick: I know two gays when I see them.

Roy: Fine. We're together.

Dick: Best Friend fucker.

[solifelessblog]

Oh the dadrius server is so full of ideas, of course i had to draw Darius showing off his son to anyone who cross his path

Please reblog, don’t repost :)

[vyncentevelyn]

Eddie wouldn’t straight out tell Steve he’s gay, but there would be signs. Like showing up in this shirt.

[sinister-sincerely]

I showed you my broken security bots. Please respond

[adeptune01]

Merlin: Jousting is so funny. It’s like awww you got a big pointy stick? And the other guy has one too? And you want to knock each other over? You better ride your horsey! Don’t let him get you!

Arthur: Why would you say this.

[amid-fandoms]

“im shallow, i made my character super hot. also i made him have tentacle sex”

the fact that this doesn’t even phase me should be concerning

[tanked-up]

Recruit: You know there’s no reason to be this messed up over some tank…

Gaz: Oh u done fucked up

Recruit: What-

Soap: IT WAS NOT JUST A ‘TANK’ IT WAS THE TANK I LEARNED HOW TO PROPERLY DRIVE. IT WAS THE TANK I HAD MY FIRST KISS-

Ghost in the background: With me by the way

Soap: IT WAS THE TANK THAT MADE ME BREAK MY ARM MULTIPLE TIMES, BUT IT WAS M I N E

Recruit: I- I can fix it…

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Tim Drake gets so excited about the eclipse that he cries

[anna-kitsun3]

Sorry lol

I was gonna sleep and then I thought of stan wearing this stupid shirt and I finally drew something lmao

Thanks Stan

[thekidscallmebosss]

JJ coded🙂‍↕️

[thefirstlioveyou]

rip michael wheeler you wouldve loved recording youtube videos on a shitty webcam of you reviewing action figures and displaying your collection to your 247 subscribers with only 10 active ones

[sandersontheside]

Remus: [pulling up flowers]

Roman: Look what you’ve done to my peonies!! Remus: You stupid queen! They’re MARIGOLDS!

Logan: My god, he’s right. They are marigolds.

Roman: I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS, BUT I KNOW A BITCH WHEN I SEE ONE!

[redrobinbutnot]

Jason Todd: *hacks the security cameras*

Jason Todd: *bypasses the alarm systems*

Jason Todd: *almost breaks his neck sneaking in*

Jason Todd: can’t wait to see what Bruce has in the pantry

[myminiwheats]

Art by @Honbae1 Twitter

**Posted with artist permission**