#🌺. random twst things

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂

Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night

Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!

Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*

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[hanafubukki]

Hi, I just found your posts of the OT3 like a day or two ago, and now I keep having so many ideas!

These are two that have been living in my head rent free!

1) The idea of Silver realizing that no matter what happens, his parents legit have at least a bit crazier life than him. One of his dad is a Fae General who was at war against humans and fell in love with a human and got married to said human and has a bromance with his enemy. Said enemy was a knight fighting in a war against the fae only to end up in a marriage with one. His mom (who is a magicless human) traveled to a different world (twst), became friends with all these powerful people, ended up defeating so many overblots, went to the past where she met his dads, got married to them and had him, only to return back to the future to continue her schooling while being younger than her son. And anything that happens in NRC will not only affect him but also 2 of his parents seeing as they are also students there.

2) Interactions between the first years after this whole thing! Let's be honest, even if we are married and have a kid, we are still a part of the braincell trio and the first year gang. We are still going to be getting into random problems with them, Sebek will get used to the whole situation and return to normal, and we will continue doing crazy things. I need to see the others' reactions, including the our lovely sister-in-law.

Also, I was wondering if I could go by 📚🖤☠️ anon?

Again, I love your works! I have been rereading all of them continuously!

[Masterlist]

Hello Anonie 🌺🌸💚

Sure! Which of those emojis do you want? Unless you want all three?

I literally read this message and went:

I’m so happy to hear that you love this OT3. They are a comfort to me, and I’m overjoyed to know you and so many love it. 🥹😭💞

We love a bit of chaos and time traveling shenanigans in our OT3 fix it fic/world/au *chef kiss* 💞💞💚💚

One aspect that never fails to make me laugh is Silver being older than YN 🤣🤣

Sebek being part of the first year group is a whole new chaos for him, not only does he have to make friends with humans but he also has to watch out for you. But Sebek also makes his fair share of problems too so he can’t talk 🤣🤣

And of course, the natural chaos that is NRC is always there and then you add in the Draconia family too.

But everyone is happy, thriving, and loved; and that’s what matters at the end of the day.

Feel free to share with me your thoughts Anonie! I would love to hear them ☺️💚🌺 I’m a bit slower answering asks these days because IRL but I will get to them all eventually.

Thank you so much for your kind message 🥹🙏💞 It really made my day 💙💜💝

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Part 2 of this!

*After the interview, it was cut short*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal?

Malleus: ...yes?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: HOW?! how is it that we're even married?

Malleus: Well-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: We haven't even dated each other?!

Malleus: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Look, it's not that I mind, really but-

Malleus: Really? ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Not the point Mal! How did this even happen? And for an entire year?!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turns to Mal: Mind explaining?

Malleus: Well, you were the one to court me

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...Me?

Malleus: Yes, do you remember around a year ago the time you gifted me a new tamagotchi, coupled with a pretty rock with a small card saying "love you"?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yes? It was a while ago, but yea

Malleus: Well, I thought that was you courting me, dear

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Malleus: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: You thought that I was courting because I gave you a rock? A simple rock?

Malleus: Correction, a very pretty rock, but yes

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Please don't tell me this is the way faes court?

Malleus: Well, not exactly. Instead of the, VERY, pretty rock you gave me we usually find or buy an unpolished emerald rock and give it to the person we wish to court.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AN EMERALD?! UNPOLISHED EMERALD?! I gave you nothing close to that!

Malleus: Well, I assumed that given your living situation and expenses you sadly had to use a pretty rock you found instead of the emerald

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal, you do know that our way of "courting" is very different, right?

Malleus: I am aware, but I assumed you knew

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighs: Okay, okay- wait- this was when?

Malleus: A month before we got married

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: A MONTH?!

Malleus: Yes, a month, I wished to do it sooner but thought I'd wait to respect your human traditions. Lilla also said patience is key ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: MAL A MONTH IS TOO SOON?

Malleus: It is? 😔

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: YES BUT-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighing: WHEN?! HOW DID WE EVEN HAVE A WEDDING?

Malleus: Dear, the event I held a year ago in Diasomnia's courtyard was our wedding

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I thought that was some fae holiday or tradition you guys did?

Malleus: It was not, it was our wedding

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pacing the room: wait- you need a marriage officiant for a wedding to happen though? What about the vows? The walking down the aisle?

Malleus: The vows we said we're done in private, remember? when I poured my heart out telling you how I could never imagine you not being in my life? The marriage officiant was Lillia and the walk down the aisle I chose not to do as I couldn't wait any longer.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Okay, so I remember the "vows" but when did I even sign the marriage license?

Malleus: As soon as you walked into the dorm doors

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I thought that was a paper to see who came?

Malleus, worried tone, happy face: My, dear, you really should read something before you sign it 😊

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: yea, I really should

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: what about the wedding attire? I didn't wear a wedding dress/suit? The ring?

Malleus: The outfit of garments I sent to you the day before our wedding and the ring I'm assuming you thought was a "simple" gift 😞

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: THAT WAS MY WEDDING DRESS/SUIT?! And wedding ring?!

Malleus: Yes, I must say you looked positively gorgeous/beautiful/handsome and I chose the ring very well, it suits you tremendously

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Thank you-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: okay, okay- No big deal- I'm just married to the prince of Briar Valley, descendant of fae, the most powerful mages in the world.

Malleus: I prefer to be called "Mal", by you

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Oh by the Seven, I can't believe we got married all because I gave you a SIMPLE ROCK

Malleus: As I said before, a very pretty rock

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal, we don't even live together

The rock You/Mc/Y/N/Yuu gave to Malleus:

Authors note: (this turned out longer than I thought 😭)

(FINALLY! DONE! No next part... Unless a part 3 where they talk it out better? Nah.... Unless)

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*Talking about their relationship with Malleus (interview)*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yea, I'd say me and Mal are pretty close

Interviewer: Oh? You have a nickname for him?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, yea, It used to be Horton but that was when we first met haha

Interviewer: Nickname on the first day of meeting, my, you two must get along swimmingly.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yea, we do!

Interviewer: No, back to you Malleus

*Malleus, who was staring at Mc/Y/N/Yuu the entire time*

Malleus, turns towards the interviewer: Yes?

Interviewer: Hmhmhm How close would you say you and The Perfect are?

Malleus: Very close

Interviewer: If you had to put it into retrospect?

Malleus: The Perfect and I are so close we share a toothbrush

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...We what?

Interviewer: Oh?

Malleus: Yes, we are so close we both have matching wedding rings, as the humans call it

Mc/Y/N/Yu: HUH?

Interviewer: oh my! So you two are married? Engaged?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Neith-

Malleus: Married

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Interviewer: Oh! Congratulations! When did this happen?

Malleus: 1 year ago, our anniversary was a few weeks ago ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: WHAT? OUR WHAT?

Malleus, turning to Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yes, remember the diamond necklace I gave you?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at their necklace: THIS IS DIAMOND?

Malleus: Yes?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE?!

Malleus: Now why in the Seven would I ever give you something fake?

Interviewer, whisper: Oh my...

(TO BE CONTINUED...)

(Not actually to be continued, unless 👀...)

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*Meeting Rollo for the first time*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Bro...

Idia: Hm?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at Rollo: Do you see that damn haircut he got on?

Idia, turning his head: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Idia: There is no way...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, apparently there is a way...

Idia: His parents totally didn't care about him

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right they didn't, no caring adult would let their child run free in THAT bob without looking good

Idia: L.O.L for real

Malleus, out of nowhere: indeed, child of man, no kind, caring adult would let their child run free in such hair.

Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AAA?!

Malleus: But what if, perhaps, his parents do wear the same "bob" hair cut? A family tradition of sorts?

Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: now I'm imagining a family portrait with all of them wearing bobs

Idia: HEH HEH HEH L.M.A.O I'm imagining that too now

(IDIA IS DOING HIS "Hehehe 👹" LAUGH I SWEAR, NOT THE "hehehe 😝🤭" LAUGH PLZ)

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: If I ever wanted to kill myself-

Deuce: What??

Epel, whipping his head around so fast he'd get whiplash: 🤨

Riddle, in the middle of drinking scheduled tea: Huh?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I would climb Ace's ego, and then jump down to his IQ

Riddle: Pfft-

Epel: HAH

Deuce, trying to cover his laughter: hmmhmmm

Ace, out of nowhere: WHAT?!

Riddle: *Chuckling*

Ace: Not you too house warden!?

Riddle: Hmhmhm I- hah- I must admit, Mc/Y/N/Yuu is funny at times

Deuce, nodding: Yep

Epel: Damn right they are

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right I am

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Quick! I need a fun fact to distract myself!!

Deuce: Cats purr when upset

Ace: The mitochondria is the power house of the cell!!

Sebek: Woman orgasam faster with their socks on

Epel: Giraffes tounges are blu-

Everyone: ....

Epel: Sebek what the fuck?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: uh, okay then

Mc/Y/N/ Yuu: Also, Ace, everyone knows that

Ace: Do they, though?

Epel: yea, even Grim knows that

Grim: Yea! Even I know that!!!

....

Grim: ARE YOU CALLING THE GREAT GRIM STUPID-

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Do you guys think Idia's rich?

Grim: Nope, not at all

Ace: nah

Deuce: hmm I don't think so?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: hmmm, hold on

*Mc/Y/N/Yuu takes out their phone and opens chat with Idia*

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: idia?

[Idia]: ....???

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: Quick question

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: very random one, too.

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu] Also, this isn't a test, don't worry.

[Idia]: Last time you said that it was a test and I ended up having to comfort you bc I chose the "wrong" answer 💀💀💀

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: First of all, you "tried" comforting me 😔☝️

[Idia]: ...

[Idia] and then you laughed at me "trying" to comfort you -_-

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: ANYWAY

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: back to the very random question

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu]: Are you rich?

[Idia]: ...

[Idia]: Do you need smth??

[Idia]: ykw, just tell me the amount you need

[Mc/Y/N/Yuu took a screenshot]

[Idia]: ???

*Shows the screenshot to Ace and Deuce*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: y'all 🤭

Ace: oh that screams rich

Deuce: oh wow, I never would have thought

Grim, hopping on Mc/Y/N/Yuu's lap: Have you seen the guys technology? Oh course he has money.

Ace: A few minutes ago, you were just saying how he wasn't rich 😒

Grim: It was a trick the great Grim set in place for you to be wrong!!!!

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*In Vil's room, getting their skin cared for*

Vil: Your clothes are always so awfully worn out. Why would you even purchase such clothes?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Oh I don't purchase them

Vil, looking at them suspiciously: ...then?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I don't steal them! Geez, who do you think I am?

Vil: I apologize but the way you phrased it makes it seem so

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighing: I don't steal them, I get most of my clothes from the lost and found or from the clothes and shoes bins right outside the school gates.

Vil: ...what? 🤨

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: yea! You wouldn't believe how many good shirts ppl give away or lose! 😄

Vil: 😐

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: 🙂

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Epel, holding a paper up: OooOooh is this a love letter from the Vil???

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Huh?! Epel! Don't, give it back!!

Epel, holding the paper up: Nope!!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: EPEL!!

Epel, opening the letter: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ....

Epel: I can't even read this

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighing: I know, me neither

Epel, turning the paper around: What language is this? Is this a spell?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: No, I'm pretty sure it's cursive

Epel: wait, is this why you've been searching for cursive learning books?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, covering their face: Yea

Epel: Are you sure it's even worth it?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: YES!! I'm sure it is! Look at the bottom of the page!

Epel, turning the paper back: OH HELL!!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: IT'S A HEART!!!

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: How petty can you get?

Idia: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I FUCKING KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT

Idia: And the things, you'll never know which arguments you would've won

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: DAMNIT! ARE YOU SERIOUS IDIA?!

Idia, very smug and grinning: HEHEHEHE, yes, very much so

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*idia overblots*

Mc/YN/Yuu: ....

Vil: epel, Mc/Y/N/Yuu, get behind-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, hands in the air: I'm gonna go buy me a gun!

Vil: MC/Y/N/YUU!-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: And I'm gonna come back here and SET. THIS. MF. OFF.

Epel: ...I mean

Vil: Do not encourage this Epel Felmier!!!

Rook, who was about to hand the gun to Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Vil: Rook, that better not be what I think it is

Rook, slowly putting the gun back into his sleeves: ....whatever could you mean? 😊

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*Watching Idia from a distance*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: yep *sighs lovingly* that's the one I have a crush one

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning to face Jack: Thoughts?

Jack: And prayers

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: WHA- WHY?

Jack, side eyeing them HARD: 😐

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: WHAT?? jack, if this is about his physic, it doesn't even matter!

Jack: yes it does, what if he needs to carry you to SAFTEY and he can't?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Okay, true- BUT! What if he's the guys that have a sleeper build?

Jack, looking back at idia: 🤨

Jack, back to Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Hard to tell, especially with that big jacket

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Don't worry, I'll find out somehow

Jack: What do you mean by that?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: 🙂

Jack: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I'm so sorry professor trein, we can't do the presentation today!

Trein: and why is that?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Because, uh...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, looks at Ace: oh! Because one the members in our group got sent to the hospital 😞

Ace: What?! Who?!

Deuce, confused: hmm?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, picking up a chair: You

*Mc/Y/N/Yuu wacks Ace with the chair, rendering him unconscious (Very unfortunate)*

Deuce: HUH?!

Trein: ...

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*After watching a horror movie in Mc/Y/N/Yuu's room*

Ace: That had so much gore dude

Deuce: I had no idea so much blood could squirt out from such a small cut

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: well, it probably hit an important vien so

Deuce: true, it was a great movie though

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yep, but I don't get how you'd yet nightmares from this movie like the reviews said

The TV: ["based on a true story"]

Ace: ....

Deuce: oh...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I can see why now

Ace: well, um *loud ass gulp* th- the killers probably already dead now ya know? Its- its been years already haha hah

The TV: ["The killer was never caught, and it's said he is still on the loose"]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, for the sake of my peace and mind I'm going to pretend I didn't read that

Grim, sleeping peacefully in Mc/Y/N/Yuu's lap, completely unaware: 😴

Ace: ....uh *Visibly shaking* well i- we should uh- go to our dorm now ...

Deuce: ..I uh- I was thinking maybe we could- we could stay over for uh- a sleepover? 😀 *Shaking Visibly as well*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ....Okay, extra protection and bait would be nice 🙂

Ace: BAIT?!

Deuce: don't worry perfect! We'll protect you! *Still shaking*

Ace: pft! "We?" HELL NO, IT'S ONE FOR THEMSELVES

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, at the light switch, caring Grim: I'm going to sleep, BYEEEEeeee...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, running down the hall as they turn off the lights:

Ace/Deuce, screeching: WAAAAAAITTT!!!!!

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Malleus: I require assistance on what to get my dear Mc/Y/N/Yuu for Valentine's

Lilia: oohoho? Why of course! What do you have in mind?

Malleus: I'm not sure, but I do know I want it to be something that is lasting

Lilia: something lasting?

Malleus: Yes, something that will last an eternity and when they look at it they will think of how much I love them

Lilia: fufufu~ it's as if you were to propose with a wedding ring 🤭

Malleus, in deep thought: a wedding ring huh?....

Lilia: I never said it had to be a wedding ring Malleus

Malleus: but a ring is a symbol of love for humans, no? It is something that symbolizes a forever with that person and if my child of man were to look at it they would always remember my love for them as well, no?

Lilia: My~ you do have a point

Malleus: Perfect. Well then, thank you for the help father

Lilia: Malleus, wait you have to-

*Malleus not in his spot anymore, gone without a trace*

Lilia, sighing: Oh dear~ Young ones these days are so passionate

*Somewhere at Ramshackle dorm*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sneezing: achoo!

Grim: hey! You better not get the great Grim sick! Not that I can get sick anyways!!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: oh hush! It's not even cold out, someone was probably just talking about me

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, picking Grim up: I just hope it wasn't anything weird or crazy

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