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charlesoberonn · 2 months

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#the date is mostly wishful thinking but I am fairly confident about the bullet points #10k #20k #50k #100k

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phosphorus-noodles · 29 days

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

#:3c #pho.posts #april fools #boop #april fools day #1k #5k #10k #20k #50k #75k #these numbers mean Nothing to me anymore...

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53v3nfrn5 · 1 month

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

#trees #nature #naturecore #science #sciencecore #aesthetic #cottagecore #mother nature #treecore #forestcore #interesting #5k #10k #20k #50k

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corpish · 2 months

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in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

#please watch!!#imo this ad does a really good job of storytelling from start to finish #tiktok #down syndrome #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k #30k #40k #50k #75k

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thatdelusionalnerd · 2 months

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ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #ides of march #cor speaks #WHY ISNT ANYONE LOSING THEIR MIND OVER THIS!#MARCH 15 #!!#julius caesar #The chocolate guy #*10k #*20k #*30K #*40K #*50K #*60K

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toothwormfactory · 2 months

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#toothworks #digital art #id in alt #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k #50k

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fleshdyke · 3 months

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

#rambles #100 #1k #10k #20k #50k #70k #100k

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the-overanalyst · 6 months

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it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.