#BUT PAPA LILIA

[reinbouxsworld]

chapter 7 doodles + a quick thought of levan?

[ducksido]

I’ve been obsessed with child soldier!Yuu (kind of like Violet Evergarden) where they joined the army when they were young and battles and fighting and war is all they know - they were like this emotionless killing machine and nothing else - and have no idea how to be a normal kid so when they go to Twisted Wonderland they have no idea how to socialise (but since they are super obedient to authority, they make for the perfect slave for Crowley).

And Lilia figures out Yuu’s past and acts like a father to them and tries to heal their scars of being treated like a weapon and shows them how to actually live instead of survive.

I just love war veteran dad lilia and child soldier yuu who has no family and has never been given love before

Yuu wakes at 4:30 sharp.

They fold the blanket into a tight square, make their bed with military precision, and stand at attention in front of the mirror—expression flat, eyes dead, back straight.

Just like always.

Crowley had quickly learned they were the perfect servant. No backtalk. No disobedience. No complaints. The headmaster asked, and Yuu executed without hesitation—laundry, monster wrangling, even scrubbing magical blast residue from the walls after an alchemy mishap. He joked once that they were like a loyal little soldier.

Yuu didn’t laugh. They didn’t know how.

They were a soldier. Not a little. Not loyal. Just forged in battle. Sharpened into a blade.

And now? Here, in this world with smiling idiots and floating candles?

They had no mission. No commanding officer. No unit. Only orders.

They didn’t understand this place. Didn’t understand Grim, who was loud and warm. Didn’t understand Deuce, who fought for justice. Didn’t understand Ace, who smiled when angry.

They didn’t understand Lilia Vanrouge.

Lilia had been watching them.

That sharp, ancient gaze hidden behind giggles and fangs.

It was during PE that he figured it out. Yuu moved too perfectly. Not like a student dodging a spell—but like a soldier evading live bullets. Not flashy, not dramatic—efficient. Trained.

So after class, he pulled them aside.

“Where did you learn that?”

“Learn what, sir?” they asked, monotone.

“That… maneuver. The way you moved.”

Yuu tilted their head. “I was taught in the 103rd Recon Battalion, sir. Evasive maneuvering and counter-sniping are part of my standard protocol.”

Silence.

Lilia’s smile dropped. Just a little. And in that second, the playful fangs faded, and the ancient war general stirred.

“…How old were you?”

“Five. I was operational by six.” They blinked, like reciting from memory. “I was promoted at ten after surviving the siege of Oskirein. At eleven, I—”

“Enough.”

His voice was quiet. Final.

Yuu didn’t understand. He was an authority figure. Why stop them?

“…Sir?” they asked, more uncertain than usual.

Lilia looked at them—really looked at them. Not like Crowley did. Not like a useful tool. But like something breakable.

“You’re a child,” he said, voice trembling with an emotion they didn’t recognize. “You should never have held a weapon.”

From that day, everything changed.

Lilia started showing up. Not just for magic lessons or combat drills. He made them tea. Brought them sweet buns. Taught them lullabies. Once, he handed them a plush bat and said, “For your nightmares.”

Yuu held it awkwardly. “I don’t sleep enough to dream, sir.”

“Then I’ll keep it for you until you can.”

They didn’t know how to respond. No one ever saved anything for them before.

Weeks passed.

Grim noticed they flinched less. Ace smiled as Yuu now said “No” when ordered around. Deuce grinned when Yuu accepted a high five—awkwardly, stiffly—but accepted it.

And Lilia?

Lilia called them his little soldier—but never like Crowley did. He said it with pride, but never expectation. With love, but never demand.

He started tucking them in, brushing their hair, sitting beside them in silence when the screaming in their mind got too loud. Sometimes he sang an old lullaby in a language they didn’t know, until the tightness in their chest eased.

Once, Yuu whispered:

“…Do you think I’m still a weapon?”

Lilia looked at them with eyes full of eternity and heartbreak.

“No, little one,” he whispered. “You are a child. And now… you’re mine to protect.”

Bonus:

Crowley tried ordering Yuu to clean all the bathrooms one day. Yuu blinked. “I’m under General Vanrouge’s command now, sir. Please submit all orders through him.”

Crowley sputtered, “G-General?!”

Lilia smiled innocently from behind Yuu.

“Oh, did I forget to mention? I’ve adopted them.”

Yuu didn’t smile. But they stood just a little straighter.

And for once… not like a soldier.

But like a child with a father standing behind them.

[ventique18]

Papa Shroud: "A mage stone that could withstand assault from a dragon..."

Idia: "Dragon scales are are immune to both physical and magical attrib attacks. Their flames could melt boulders. The only thing that could defend against a dragon's flames is made from metal with the world's highest res stat, a "Mystium" shield."

Idia: "TLDR, the only way to defeat the Demon King is to use equipment made from the rarest materials."

Ohhh, so we really ARE gonna be battling Malleus' dragon form since they're preparing so hard for it. They're only mentally weakening Malleus to get him to put down his domain, but they're getting ready to face the real deal in the real world in case he goes berserk.

They're in cooperation with grandpa Baur to scrounge up some Mystium ores, but apparently there are only enough to create some armor. They needed boatloads of it just to make sure Malleus won't burn through them like paper.

Mama Shroud: "We still haven't found enough Mystium ores to forge a sword."

Idia makes some goddamn Legend of Zelda reference and exclaims "where the hell is the legendary sword!"

Silver: "Legendary... sword..?"

They suddenly remember! Lilia's magearm!!

Silver: "I'm not sure about a legendary sword, but... What about Briar Valley's former General of the Right, Lilia Vanrouge's magearm that he used during his active years of service?"

The only problem is that... They shipped the goddamn "legendary weapon" to Twisted Wonderland China like a goddamn Amazon delivery while they labeled it as "tools." 😂 Now STYX is scrambling to get hold of the weapon ASAP LOL.

[masquerade-of-misery]

Alright, so we are all familiar with pregnant women getting the weirdest cravings, right?

Imagine this: you are expecting Lilia's child. And what you start craving, is something that leaves everyone, including yourself, in utter shock.

You crave Lilia's food.

The banana cake with pieces of liver in it? Heavenly. Soup in which he put yogurt, eggs, hot paprika, and god knows what else? Seconds, please! Roasted lizard? A delicacy!

The look of horror and utter disbelief on Sebek, Malleus, and Silver's faces as they watch you devour Lilia's strangest culinary creations is absolutely priceless.

But what you really can't get enough of, is the way your husband's face lights up when you tell him you want him to cook for you every day. Lilia's radiant smile, his cheerful humming coming from the kitchen as he prepares your next probably inedible meal, are worth more than any treasure in the world.

[hanafubukki]

One of the funny twst headcanons that’s been stuck in my head lately is the appetite of diasomnia and how it might differ from the humans in their lives.

We all know about Sebek’s appetite. It’s mentioned over and over again and he’s always surprised at how little MC eats. Added with the fact he’s training to be a knight.

But I also like to think that the other three eats more than the average do too.

Malleus and his constant use of magic and any training he might need to go through would need the nutrients. He is magic itself so I imagine his consumption of food especially sugar related items are high.

There’s Lilia who’s always keeping in tip top shape and training the boys. Who does push ups everyday. Who’s able to keep up with Malleus even now. Who might have had food insecurity before but doesn’t now is able to eat more.

Silver, while a human, is stupidly strong. The constant being squished mentions in book 7 clearly emphasizes that. Along with the fact that he’s also a knight in training.

So I can imagine them all having at least 3-4 plates of food on the table for each.

And then we have our very normal human Papa Zigvolt and our MC eating their meals. Maybe 1 or 2 plates at most while all the fae around them eats enough for a crowd.

I just find the idea very endearing and cute 😂💞

[aluthena]

For Papa Lilia shenanigans, can I request Lilia and Baby malleus having shaved ice together?? The beach Lilia card is one of my faves and I love that little story of how much he loved eating shaved ice with him💞💞💚💚 Please take your time and thank you 💞💞🙏🙏🥰🥰

"Fufu~ If I knew you'd like it so much, I would have picked up more."

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#658 Bat

Yuu*Coming back after putting the boys to sleep...with food stains snot and a bit of blood from sebek bitting you...he is teething* Hey, wanna take a shower with me?~

Lilia*Puts down his controller and pauses the game on the TV* I have a bat by that nightstand beside the bed, If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and hit me with it because I’ve obviously gone crazy

[birdwithsword]

Let's go on a walk with papa

[twstfanblog]

*~Period Drama~* Thursday

Pairings: Yuu/Azul/Jamil/Malleus Poly WordCount: 6.3K Warnings: Allusions to Assault and Murder, Alluded to Oral Sex, She/They OC Pronouns Enjoy! Start, Saturday (Octavinelle), Sunday (Heartslabyul), Monday (Savanaclaw), Monday pt2 (Diasomnia pt.1), Tuesday (Diasomnia pt2), Wednesday (Pomefiore), Thursday (Here), Friday (Ignihyde)

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The Pomefiore trio didn't stay the night. Vil commented that they had already skipped their afternoon classes and he wouldn't allow them all to get more off routine by spending the night. Thankfully, Vil helped Yuu properly twist and wrap their hair, Rook producing a silk scarf from seemingly nowhere before they left.

Hours later, Crewel arrived with even more period panties in his possession, along with their dinner. He asked multiple questions: if the seams were too tight, if the fabric felt uncomfortable, if anything had leaked. Delighted that all seemed proper, Crewel launched into how he had never thought of the need for such a product. But he admitted that such areas on the body had fluid leaking from them at some point. It'd only make sense that if it was made they'd at least look fashionable.

Crewel stated that he would speak to his aunt, the current design head of his family's fashion house, about the underwear and if she saw a market for it.

“If so, I will make sure you get a cut. Since you were the one to instigate such a need…”

He left them a small pamphlet with info on taking care of their new underwear before leaving for the night, hugging them tightly and patting them on the head.

Another hour later, Malleus and Lilia had returned to the house. Malleus was pouting heavily and crawled into the nest to hold them with no word. Lilia sighed, explaining that Malleus spent the entire school day keeping Jamil and Azul trapped in the Mostro Lounge back office. The prince tried his best, but Lilia and Jamil remained firm on not allowing Malleus to change their prior agreement. Azul proved to be the weakest link in half-siding with Malleus. While he didn't fully agree with Malleus impregnating Yuu as soon as possible, he did state that something had to be done about their periods in the long term.

‘They were on campus for no more than four hours; the smell of blood still lingers in places…’

Yuu laughed, turning in Malleus’s hold to hug him back, “Do you still smell blood now?”

“...” Malleus’s eyes widen, “Now that you ask, no. Has your ailment ceased?”

“Nope. Still bleeding, but…” Yuu lifted their nightdress, showing the brightly patterned underwear before lowering their gown, “Crewel got me cute new underwear to contain my biohazard.”

Lilia sighed, sitting beside the couple in the nest, “Well, that's good at least. Though didn't you say your normal cycle only lasts four days? Shouldn't it have eased by now?”

“I mean…it should. But it also wasn't normal for me to not get it for nearly half a year. Best I can do right now is play it as it flows.”

Malleus huffs, eyes glaring at the wall as though it could fix anything and simply refuses to help, “I dislike this, I dislike this greatly.”

“Aw…” Yuu tilted their head back, pressing a kiss to Malleus’s jawline before snuggling back into his embrace, “I hate it too. Wanna watch a movie with me?”

“...It would be an upsetting one, wouldn’t it?”

“Most of my favorite movies upset you guys. But, no, it shouldn't.” Yuu clicked on their laptop, pulling up their Netflix, “It's called ‘Damsel’. It's got a dragon in it-”

“Does the dragon die?” Lilia quickly asked, eyeing the screen in distrust. Yuu had claimed many times they would love a movie, only to then show them deeply distressing media.

“No, the dragon lives and even gets his just revenge-”

Malleus looks at the screen with a suspicious eye, “Does a woman die within the first few moments of this film?” He had watched many movies with Yuu, and every time they insisted he would love a movie, a woman would be dead within the first few minutes of the film.

Yuu playfully slapped their hand over Malleus’s mouth, pressing play on the video, “It's for the plot, now shush, and watch the damn movie.”

Malleus was dragged out of the nest by Lilia early in the morning, forced to gaze at Yuu’s equally upset self before being marched back to Diasomnia. Seems part of Malleus’s punishment for kidnapping and detaining Azul and Jamil was that he wasn't allowed more than eight hours of supervised ‘Yuu Time’. So once those hours were up, Lilia was manhandling a nearly seven-foot pouting dragon out of a sleeping Yuu's embrace and out of Ramshackle.

Yuu sighed, starfishing in the nest with a severe pout. Most of their period symptoms had eased, though they were still bleeding and bloated. The number of techniques Vil and Rook had given them helped what little of their cramps were left without the need for pain medication. So now all they were left with was an intense sense of boredom.

After the sun had started to peak through the windows, Yuu decided they might as well get started on their extensive chores list. One could only put off washing dishes for so long…But, now, staring into the sink filled with dishes, Yuu wondered if they could…pretend they didn't see them. Each side had dishes neglected and neatly stacked in the porcelain bowls. Plates, pots, and pans from the past week untouched and unsoaked. Looking around the room only made their body cry out more to go back to the nest and sleep. Floyd cooking was already a coin toss on how much of a mess he left behind and they had lost. But it didn't help at all that Lilia had been in the kitchen only a few days ago as well. Scraps of food burnt and crumbled on the floor that was long overdue to be swept. More than likely, the only reason the dishes were in the sink was because Vil had put them there as a form of passive-aggressively telling them to wash them.

While they were wondering if they could put their cutting board over the sink to block out the image, knocks rang out downstairs, pelted in a constant rhythmic beat. Yuu walked from the kitchen, smiling as they saw a flash of white, burgundy, and gold from the window beside the front door. They wait, opening the door on an offbeat to Kalim’s surprised expression, making the Scarabia Sophomore whine.

“Yuu! I had a really good beat going…”

“Hello to you, too, Kalim. What do I owe this visit?”

Kalim smiled, resting his hands on his hips when he remembered why he was there, “Well, me and Jamil-”

“Jamil's here?”

Kalim laughed, not at all offended when Yuu lightly shoved him out of the doorway to look down the path. Sure enough, the vice warden was walking up the stone steps, looking through a large duffle bag slung over his shoulder and wheeling a rolling cart filled with cleaning supplies behind him with the other.

Smiling, Yuu quickly unwrapped her hair to allow the braided curls to seductively frame her face and wave, “Hi, Jamil~! Let me help you bring that stuff in-”

Yuu had barely placed their foot outside of the house's threshold when Jamil snapped his eyes toward them. Glaring hard enough that a flicker of red seemed to spawn in his pupils before he yelled, “Get back in the fucking house!”

“Okay. Damn.”

Yuu and Kalim both scurried into the house, each wearing a mildly fearful expression but waiting patiently for Jamil to walk inside like chastised children.

Once through the doorway, Jamil closed and locked the door, situating his cart against the entryway wall. He pulled Yuu closer by the hip, his other hand resting gently on the back of their neck as he pressed his lips against theirs. The kiss lasted only a few seconds before he pulled away, giving their lips a final peck at the corner before wrapping both arms around them in an embrace. Yuu hummed, returning the affectionate hold before allowing Jamil to pull away.

Yuu smiled, tilting their head in question, “What's got you all worked up? That was a ‘Put that shit back’ kinda yell…”

“The last time you left this house, you bled all over the campus and Leona-san nearly died.”

“I didn't bleed anywhere and what the fuck does my bleeding pussy have to do with Leona dying!? He was fine the last I saw him!”

Jamil huffed, pressing one last kiss to Yuu's temple before collecting his cleaning cart, “I’m sure Leona-san would blame you for the fact he had to fight Malleus to keep him from storming Ramshackle.”

Yuu's face pinched, a hybrid expression of annoyance and confusion on their face. Turning to Kalim, they gestured as though he'd have the answer they were seeking, “When was this!?”

Kalim laughed, shrugging his shoulders, “Well, there was that massive storm on Monday. A tree got tossed into the library.”

Yuu frowned, folding their arms and rolling their eyes, “I'm not taking responsibility for that. All I did was bleed and bitch. I didn't attempt murder even once on Monday!”

“Uh-huh, sure hayati. Go sit with Kalim for a few hours while I go clean up.”

Jamil knew his datemate; habitually, emotionally, and physically. Every mannerism filed away in his head, be it for his own sake of mind or just because he found their quirks cute. Jamil knew in their current state of constant pain, Yuu was not doing upkeep at their normal pace. And while a part of him groaned in annoyance — one of the few days off from school he allowed himself, and he's going to spend it cleaning his datmate's dumpster fire of a house — he knew that Yuu's health and mood would only improve once chores were done.

Yuu frowns even harder, moving to grab Jamil's cart and pull the Sophomore back, “Wha-no! Jamil, you don't need to do my chores for me. I just gotta...suck it up and do them…and I will…at some point. But-!”

“No, buts, hayati.” Jamil yanks the cart from Yuu, cupping their cheek and caressing it with a soft smile. He looked into their eyes, snake charmer not even needed as he cooed, “Let me take care of you, okay, baby?”

Yuu instantly yielded, giggling and twirling a strand of their curly hair, “Ehehehehehe, okay Jamil~...”

Seeing his datemate properly subdued, Jamil quickly dropped his flirty tone and moved to the kitchen, “Good. Kalim, look after them for me.”

“You can count on me, Jamil!” Kalim was already guiding a still giggling Yuu toward the lounge at the back of the house with a gentle push to their shoulders.

Kalim had adored the nest instantly, flopping into the cushions like it was his own bed. He wanted to add to it, making it even bigger with some fine patterned blankets back in Scarabia. Maybe a few more pillows-

Yuu, finally free from the effects of Jamil's easy-going smile and hooded eyes, had laughed and quickly stopped the housewarden from touching the nest in an effort to change it. Stating that Malleus had built it just for them and they really liked how it looked as is. While he pouted, he yielded to Yuu’s desires, only after she had promised to make a pillow fort in Scarabia once they were all better. 

While cozy in the nest, Kalim had produced a sleeve of artisan crackers that he offered to feed them. Yuu agreed, though confused on why Kalim wanted to feed them. But quickly understood as the Sophomore smiled and held a cracker up to their lips, “Pspspspspspsps-”

“KALIM-”

Now lounging in the nest, the sleeve of crackers slowly disappearing between them, chatting contentedly with the idea of talking until Jamil called them for lunch. Chats that became on and off topic when Kalim had locked eyes on a faded smear of blood on a towel half-hidden by his leg. He would answer Yuu's questions after a second of staring at the smudged, rusty stain in total focus. Before long, he couldn't take the vision of it, his own mind working against him. Images of blood splatters on finely threaded sheets, children wailing in terror as innocent mothers and siblings lay in the deep red puddles during what should have been joyous celebrations. Even the more horrifying scenarios of the Viper family quickly disposing of stained bedding, older sisters and younger moms being consoled as they cried in the early mornings. Suddenly, Kalim reached forward, grasping onto Yuu's hand and holding it tightly to his chest.

Kalim smiled, an edge of something uncharacteristically serious clinging to the corners, “Yuu, can I be honest?”

“Um…Yeah? Go for it, Kalim.”

“I've got a lot of moms. Lots of siblings too, so there are a lot of people in my house all the time. And…” Kalim’s grip on their hand tightens, his smile falling a bit as his eyes cast downward, “A lot of…a lot of bad stuff happens at my house sometimes. Stuff that shouldn't ever happen…so…you can tell me, ya know? I can take it.”

“...Tell you what?”

Kalim looks back up, crimson eyes cold and more determined than Yuu had ever seen them, “Yuu, if someone hurt you, you can tell me. No matter who you say did it, I'll believe you and take care of it.” Kalim placed one hand against their shoulder, the other squeezing their joint palms to his heart, “You're like a sister to me. You make Jamil happy, and that's the most wonderful thing I could ever ask of a friend of mine. If someone did something to you and you lied for whatever reason, you can tell me the truth now and I'll believe you no matter what.” 

…

Yuu couldn't stop the snort they made, head tilting down as they strained against a laugh. Nothing Kalim said was funny, it was purely a moment of stunned reaction rather than comedy. Last Saturday seemed so long ago, the cloud of confusion and panic as their friends all came to the conclusion they had been assaulted, the horror they all felt and the pure devastation a few of them displayed. Each of them clearly ready and willing to maim whoever they pointed a finger at. It was…strangely heartwarming.

Covering their mouth, they moved their hand from Kalim’s hold to tug him closer into a hug, “No one hurt me, I swear. But, thank you for being so willing to believe me, no matter what. It makes me feel…safe.”

Kalim hugs back just as tight, taking a deep breath before letting out a shuddering sigh. Smiling, he nuzzled into Yuu's shoulder before pulling away, “That's a relief…but…” his expression turned concerned, eyes drifting downward, “Are you…just leaking blood from down there?”

“Yep…”

“...” Kalim leaned away, his arms getting pressed between his legs and sympathy pains slowly crept into his gut as he grimaced, “I can't catch it right?”

Yuu falls over in the nest, cackling loudly while Kalim kept looking worried, “Kalim. I swear to you, your pussy isn't going to spontaneously start peeling and juicing it. And if it does, that's a concern. Get that checked out, babes.”

“Well, you should get checked out too, then! Let me bring one of my doctors to the school, they won't say a word about how weird your body is and we can make sure you're healthy!”

“The fuck-How weird my body is? Fuck you.” Yuu snickered, rolling on the nest to tilt their head back to smile up at Kalim, “No. I'm going to ignore every ailment my body develops until it's too late, like the born American I am.”

“Yuu, that's concerning!”

Kalim wanted a snack, a snack he begged her to let him make himself. The heir had stated he was getting better in the kitchen compared to the first few cooking lessons Yuu and Jamil had given him. Kalim had proudly bragged that Jamil had even allowed him to use the stove unattended now.

(Yuu knew from Jamil’s past venting that it was only to watch boiling water, but it was using the stove…)

The two walked into the kitchen, noticing the sweet scent of grapefruit in the halls. A guilty feeling settled in Yuu’s stomach after seeing how clean their kitchen was in the single hour they and Kalim had sat and chatted in the lounge. The dishes were all washed, the sink and cabinets wiped down of every sauce splatter Yuu had long neglected. The floor was swept to perfection and a part of Yuu hoped that the fresh fruit smell was only the simmer pot and not a freshly mopped floor. Looking into the single copper pot on the stove, Kalim and Yuu gave pleased hums as they took in the scent of sliced grapefruits, vanilla beans, and sprigs of fresh thyme. 

With the instructions of being careful, should a fairy be sleeping in any of the pots or in the oven, Yuu let the Scarabia warden have free rein of their kitchen while they went searching for their boyfriend. 

The muted sound of their washer knocking against the wall led them toward the laundry room.

The Ramshackle laundry room was one of the few rooms that wasn’t originally locked but simply hidden from view. The Tweels had been the ones to find it during Azul’s brief ownership of the building. A false wall that could be unlatched and slid to the side showing a certified massive-sized matching washer and dryer set. A wall of cabinets, a wooden-topped counter island with a basin-style sink in its center the only other furniture in the room. Jade had cleaned up the area as an ‘apology’ for giving them such a hard time during the duration of their contract. Floyd had stated he wasn’t sorry but to call him if they ever used the laundry powder found in one of the cabinets; apparently, it had been discontinued years ago for safety reasons.

Dubious washing powder aside, the laundry room was weirdly whimsical. Over the years, a bush had managed to break a window to grow throughout the room, making a living ivy wall all along one side of the space. The vines had grown strong enough over time to act as a crisscross of clothing lines. Walking into the room, Yuu watched Jamil stare in complete focus at a towel in his hand, standing at the island. The duffle bag was opened on the counter, a few jars and bottles with handwritten labels pulled from it and one opened in Jamil’s free hand. He watched whatever the mixture was doing before moving the towel under the running water of the built-in sink.

Yuu knocked on the doorway, smiling when Jamil looked up from his task, “What ya doing?”

“Why are you here? Go entertain Kalim.”

“You are so mean to me. Just for that, I'm gonna bother you and love you and-”

Jamil sighed, holding up the towel in his hands, “Hayati, please. I'm trying to spot-check things you bled on.”

Yuu frowned, walking over and leaning against the counter to stare at Jamil's concentrated face, “You can do that and let me kiss you on the mouth…”

“Normally, I'd love to make out with you while waiting for laundry to run its cycle, but I need to focus. Blood is easy for me to get out of things at this point. But blood and whatever else is coming out of you changes how the detergents react.” The first few towels with corroded holes from too strong a solution mix backing up his claims…

Pouting, Yuu bumped their hip against Jamil's. They repeated the motion until the Sophomore finally yielded and reached for their hand, holding it gently as a blush dusted onto his cheeks. Smiling, Yuu leaned their head against Jamil's shoulder muttering under their breath, “Thank you.”

“Just let me work in peace…”

Once their load of pre-period clothing was in the dryer, Jamil had remarked that their period blood was easier to remove than normal blood spills surprisingly enough. And that he would replace the few towels the protein dissolvant had eaten through. Then he demanded they bring him every last article they had bled on. The longer they remained untreated, the harder the stains would be to remove.

Jamil had already started to separate the towels by dark and lights, taking a moment to gently shove Yuu away from his side, “Go back to the lounge with Kalim; I’ve got this handled.”

“Oh, Kalim’s in the kitchen-”

“He’s what-”

“It’s fine! He just wanted a snack-”

“The stove is on-”

“Jamil.” Yuu had managed to keep the Sophomore from rushing out of the room, tugging him back by the arm and smiling at his panicked expression, “Kalim is a seventeen-year-old boy. He can be trusted to work a stove. Remember? How you're both trying to be less codependent? How Kalim can manage to make himself a snack without you having to drop everything to make it for him?”

“...” The pout Jamil turned away to hide was foul, almost a sneer if Yuu could have looked at it closer. He was quiet for a few more moments before sighing, “Fine…but if I smell smoke-.”

“He'll be fine.” Please don't let that fucking jinx anything…

Two sets of hands were better than one. A simple fact Yuu kept repeating until Jamil yielded again to their whims. Now they followed him around the house, helping to collect any stray articles that had their period blood on them. Jamil groaned lightly as he looked at the nest. He was aware every couch cushion was used to construct it, along with nearly every last clean pillow, towel, and bedding from the linen closet. But, he wouldn't be able to check if anything was dirty until the nest went away. A feat he wasn't going to perform himself since both Yuu and Malleus were fond of the structure.

So he picked the next best location of Yuu’s bedroom. A mistake on many parts, but he honestly expected no less…

He stared into the room, Yuu sheepishly standing beside him and refusing to look even vaguely in his direction. Jamil wasn't sure if the room was an absolute mess when the group had stormed the area on Saturday, but he could see it was the aforementioned dumpster fire he was expecting the rest of the house to be. Clothing was everywhere, a pair of patterned PJ-shorts on the ground with a darkened blood stain on the crotch, equally blood-spotted towels in a pile and bedding swirled around as though someone fought their way out. There were several empty bowls, snack wrappers, and juice bottles littering every surface; nearly twelve bottles were all on a single end table.

Jamil turned to Yuu, sighing deeply when they still refused to meet his eyes, “I'm not mad-”

“Yes, you are.”

“You're right, I'm furious. How do you let it get so bad?”

“In my defense…I haven’t been up here for a few days-”

“Yuu, I bought you that bottle of juice.” Jamil pointed to the bedside table, eyes locked on a half-empty bottle of a limited-edition flavor that both Kalim and Yuu had begged him to let them try, “That bottle has been here at least a week.”

“Look-”

“I am. That’s why I’m upset.”

“Let’s just clean this up and you can scold me later. Help me strip the bed.”

Jamil grumbled, looking at the floor and making a mental note to bring his cart upstairs to mop Yuu’s bedroom once she was distracted with Kalim again. While Yuu started to remove the numerous bottles from the side tables, Jamil grabbed the edge of a blanket and pulled it off the bed, only to jump at the loud thud that followed. Both looked at the floor under the blanket Jamil had in his hands.

A jug. A half-full jug of bright blue liquid with a label consisting of a cartoon-style fruitman and waves.

“...” Jamil grabbed Yuu before she could scurry away from him. Pointing at the juice container, he tilted his head with a smile, “What is this? Because it surely can't be an entire gallon of juice. In your bed. Because that'd be insane, wouldn't it?”

“...I mean it's mostly empty-”

“Yuu.”

“It's not that bad! I get thirsty at night and sometimes I don't want to go all the way downstairs for a glass of water…”

Jamil jerkingly gestured to the ensuite bathroom, no more than four feet away from where they were both standing.

“Bathroom water is good, but kitchen sink water hits different, you know?”

“If I didn't love you…”

Jamil tried to keep quiet as they both stripped the bed. With every blanket and pillow removed, more and more items were revealed; half-eaten bags of chips, opened containers of cookies, more select bottles of juice and soda. The real kicker were the empty containers, each closed tightly to not let crumbs out onto the sheets.

Pulling out another package of cookies, Jamil cast a withering glare at Yuu, “Please tell me you aren’t teaching Kalim how to do this…”

Yuu laughed, waving off their boyfriend’s concern, “Oh, no. Bedrotting is way too advanced for him. He’d get crumbs everywhere just putting a plate on his bed.”

“At least we’re in agreement there…” He finally pulled the sheet off the bed, clicking his tongue at seeing his worst expectation. The number of towels and blankets still allowed the blood to reach the mattress, barely staining the cotton fabric top a dull red, but still visible, “Damn…How much do you bleed during this? You’ve been taking the iron supplements, right?”

“Yeah…” Yuu walked over, frowning at seeing they had stained their mattress, “I’ll be honest, I barely know what the normal amount to bleed is. It’s also lasting longer than normal though…”

“Hmm…” Jamil placed the folded sheet on the bed, moving to press his hands against Yuu’s face and neck as a means to check them over, “I’m only noticing it now, but you’re a little bloated. Is that part of it? Do you know how long it lasts? Bloating could be a sign of something else being wrong…”

Yuu smiles, placing their hands over Jamil’s and pulling them away, “Yes, the bloating is part of it. I’ll be fine once this hell week is over. I'm used to this only lasting like four days. The whole week is just cruel and unusual…”

“Four days?”

“Jesus. You said that like when I told you I’ve eaten belladonna berries as a child. The fuck are periods like here?”

“A lot less bloody for one…And not as long. Menses generally isn’t normal unless it’s after birth, and even then it’s fairly rare if done in a comfortable medical setting.”

“Is the word actually menses? Because that’s hilarious. The medical name for a period is called menstruation.”

“...��Menses’ is the term for vaginal bleeding and discharge. The process is commonly known as ‘The Refresh’. Thinking it over, it’s decently similar; the food cravings, agitated moods, lethargy. However, the Refresh lasts, at most, two days. Any longer than that and it’s a medical concern. I’ve never heard of the process being painful either…” Growing up with a younger sister and a household that had a revolving door of pregnant women made him more knowledgeable than he realized. 

“...” Yuu bit her lip, smiling and nodding their head as a mask to the spike of fury that coursed through them, “I will find out how to cast endometriosis and destroy nations…”

“What the fuck is endometriosis?”

“Something that could probably kill Malleus at this point, I think, but whatever.” Yuu sighed, flopping down onto the bare bed and letting themselves metaphorically puddle into the slab.

Jamil sat beside them on the mattress, running his hand along their back and massaging in small intervals, “The pain can get that bad…? How do you feel now? You don’t have it right, endometriosis? Or is it a phase of this?”

“Stop asking me questions, you’re worse than Riddle…” Yuu moved their face from the cotton top of the mattress, looking from the corner of their eyes at Jamil, “I don’t think I have it…cramps are just really bad but not like…to the point of ‘I need hospital attention bad’, I think…Periods are just sucky and I hate it.”

“Are there other ways to help? You aren't taking any more pain potions, right? You've been taking…a lot in a small amount of time…”

Yuu hums, reaching a hand to play with the end of Jamil's braid, “I mean…orgasms help with pain relief? But, Vil taught me a bunch of other stuff yesterday to help with the cramps. Plus just a nice soak in warm water does wonders…”

“...” Shrugging his shoulders, Jamil slipped off the bed, “Eh, it's just blood.”

Yuu threw a questioning glance over their shoulder, “Wha-Jamil!?” She shrieked, being flipped onto her back. Raising up on her elbows, she sees Jamil kneeling between her now-opened legs.

The Sophomore smirks, his hands already massaging the tops of her thighs, “I'm down here all the time anyway. Might as well give you some relief.”

She sputters, smiling and trying to flip back over and cross her legs, “Oh, my God. You didn't even ask-” another tug pulls her closer to him and moving her hips over the edge of the bed and letting him kiss against their pelvis, “JAMIL!”

“Kalim, are you still in the kitchen? What have you been-...” Yuu froze in the doorway of the kitchen, looking at the now set small square table pushed against the wall.

Perking up from the freezer door, Kalim smiled, “Oh, hi Yuu! I just finished making the brownie ice cream sandwiches, but everything else is ready for lunch. Where's Jamil?”

“Washing his face. Kalim, did you order this food?” They pointed at the table, bewildered at the spread.

Sitting at the center of the table was one of their glass serving pitchers filled with juice, a platter of chicken tenders, and two smaller serving bowls of what looked to be mixed vegetables and mashed potatoes. There were placemats and proper dishware all set for three people. Yuu even noticed beside the pitcher was a napkin sloppily folded to look like a candle.

He frowns, folding his arms, “No? I made it! Since Jamil was so busy cleaning, I thought I would help out by making us lunch.” He smiled, closing his eyes with an expression that spoke of how proud he was of himself, “I made us girl dinner for lunch all on my own!”

Yuu opened their mouth, poised to correct the housewarden only for Jamil to appear behind her.

Jamil was gently yet insistently pushing Yuu away from the doorway, “You know I don't like you being in the kitchen while I cook.”

“You don't like anyone being in the kitchen when you cook. But, Jamil, look! Kalim made things…”

Looking at the table in silence, Jamil surveyed the dishes before turning to Kalim with a look of disappointment, “You know you're not supposed to open doors to let people inside.”

“I? I didn't order this? I made it!”

Jamil pointed to the table, brows furrowed and looking far too much like a frustrated mother, “You expect me to believe you made chicken tenders, by hand?”

Kalim opened his mouth but quickly closed it, looking to the side sheepishly, “I…ok, I didn't do that.” he gestured to the large fridge he was still standing by, “But Yuu had a bag of chicken tenders in her freezer that I put in the air fryer. I got the vegetables from a can and heated them up. And, I put three tablespoons of butter and garlic salt to taste in the instant potatoes.”

Yuu flitted their hands like an excited mother, smiling before pressing against Jamil to make sure he was listening to Kalim, “Tell him about the brownies. You said something about brownies.”

“Oh! Yeah. You had a container of brownies on your snack cart that were going out of date. So I was extra careful and cut them to make sandwiches with some ice cream I found.”

Kalim smiled, hands on his hips as he took his stance in pride again, “I made girl dinner, all by myself.”

“You didn't even make girl dinner, you just made dinner. Kalim! You cooked! All on your own!” Yuu rushed over, arms wrapping around his waist and lifting him up to spin him in the hug, “You cooked! I'm so proud of you!”

Laughing loudly, hugging Yuu back and nuzzling his head against her’s. He looks over, still smiling wide only to freeze and have his smile drop at seeing his friend’s expression, “...Jamil?”

The second Scarabia student was silent, staring at the table filled with food with a blank expression. His eyes seemed to scan every last dish on the table trying to find anything wrong. Possibly a visible flaw in the food or something to point to poisoning or poor preparation.

“...” Setting Kalim back down Yuu pats Jamil's chest, rolling her eyes and trying to help him to the table to sit, “He's just having a baby mental breakdown. Once he snaps out of it, he'll be just as proud. Let's eat!”

Jamil snapped back the second he bit into one of the tenders. He grabbed the platter, taking it back to the air fryer and placed half of them inside, “You put all of these in at once didn't you?”

“Yes? I put a lot in to make sure we'd have plenty to share!”

“Kalim, these weren't cooked properly…”

“Ah…My bad.”

Besides the small threat of salmonella poisoning, the rest of the day went peacefully. Both Yuu and Kalim tagged along as Jamil found more places to clean. They had managed to annoy him enough before they had even started the second load of laundry, tossing clothing and having a faux fashion show instead of folding, like Jamil had asked of them. So they were banished back to the lounge.

Jamil appeared again hours later, sighing and saying that all of Yuu's laundry was washed, dried, folded, and placed in their appropriate areas. He then plopped face-first into the nest, only moving enough to wrap an arm around Yuu's waist and groan that they were too messy to live alone. Prompting Kalim to once again offer to permanently house them not only in Scarabia, but his family's estate. An idea that was instantly vetoed on different fronts by the couple.

As the trio were just thinking of what to make for actual dinner, the front door opened. Lilia and Malleus entered the lounge, each pleasantly surprised to see their respective favorite Scarabia boy in the nest with Yuu.

Lilia lifted up a large carry bag with the logo of the Mostro Lounge, a smile on his face, “Good thing Floyd was in such a good mood today, he gave us extra on our order.”

Malleus was already in the nest, sharing a kiss with Yuu before tucking a strand of hair behind Jamil's ear to kiss his cheek, “Would you like to stay for dinner?”

Jamil didn't look up, the tips of his ears slowly turning red the second Malleus’s fingertips grazed across his cheek. Of any of them, he had yet to get used to Malleus’s almost spontaneous bouts of affection. He turned his head more into Yuu's thigh, praying it could hide the rosy tint of his cheeks, “We didn't have dinner plans yet, so…I don't see why not…”

Even after dinner, neither Scarabia boy was allowed to leave. The thought never crossed Kalim’s mind and Jamil was trapped under Malleus’s arm, the horned fae being more affectionate as an apology for threatening him on Monday. Lying between his two warmer-blooded lovers, arms locked around their waists to hold them close in a cuddle. In their own bubble, Kalim and Lilia were crowded close, the two vibing to the low music from Kalim’s phone and drifting off to sleep.

Yuu hummed, nuzzling into Malleus’s chest, “This is nice…we should invite Azul to cuddle with us.”

Jamil reaches a hand up, eyes still closed as he presses a finger to Yuu's lips in a silent motion to be quiet, “Let's not traumatize him any more than he has been…”

Malleus frowns at Jamil, pouting as Lilia snickers, “I already apologized for scaring you both during our talk yesterday and Monday.”

“Also, why is me asking him to come cuddle a cause for fear?”

Opening his eyes, sighing and lifting his head from Malleus’s chest to raise an eyebrow, “You've noticed how he's almost going out of his way to avoid being around you?”

Yuu shrugged, pouting and pressing her cheek harder against Malleus, “I just thought he was busy…”

Malleus looked to the side, remembering how squeamish and withdrawn the Octavinelle housewarden was when discussing Yuu's period, “He was very…frightened the last I saw him. Your period seems to be a factor of intimidation for him.”

“Female cecaelians are aggressive during mating season, enough so that they could potentially kill the male trying to mate with them.” Jamil groaned, rolling his eyes, remembering the day's long talk he was magically spawned into, “It was why he nearly agreed with Malleus to jump-start your pregnancy vow…”

“I still believe I'm justified in my stance. Azul would also have nothing to fear if Yuu was already pregnant.”

“One, that's a fucking lie. Two, Malleus, we’ve talked about this, my period can still happen if I’m pregnant-”

Jamil snapped to glare at Yuu, “I’m sorry, what-”

 Yuu smiled, a hand moving to pat Jamil’s face to ‘calm’ him, “Anyway, since we’re talking about stuff that no one wants to talk about, what’s this about you almost killing Leona?”

“...” Malleus blinked, quirking his lip as he looked off to the side, clearly showing his disinterest, “Kingscholar was…fine the last I saw him.”

“And when was that?”

“A few…days ago?”

Jamil’s hard stare shifted to Malleus, “Was that a question?”

“I don’t tend to think much of Kingscholar.”

Yuu snickered, “Don’t you mean about?”

“I don’t see the difference.”

[twstjam]

Fuck the timeline, everyone please consider an au where the Knight of Dawn narrowly escapes from a fight that almost kills him and as he's limping through a forest to find somewhere to hide and recover, the woodland creatures find him and lead him somewhere. He follows, assuming they're leading him somewhere safe, but before he can reach it he collapses from his injuries. As his consciousness begins to fade, he sees Princess Meleanor looking down at him and he isn't surprised that she'd been waiting for his end, waiting for him to join her in the Underworld where he'd sent her.

Later in the evening, Lilia Vanrouge is startled by the door to his quiet little cottage bursting open. His prince and pupils have returned... and they have dragged the injured Knight of Dawn back with them. Silver runs up to Lilia and begs "Papa" to help the poor injured man they'd found in the woods, completely oblivious to how Lilia's blood chills and his mouth goes dry because his son this human child had so cluelessly brought an old enemy into their home who also happens to be his father.

[halloweensqueen-supreme]

Love how everyone is freaking out about Billy, and AgathaxRio and Wanda and whatever else they’re freaking out about, and all that like all the episodes are already out. Meanwhile I’m just scared that it’s gonna seem like it’s working up to something great and then it’ll have that horrible Loki esc ending. Which for those who don’t know, was horrible for everyone who is sane, this is not opinion but fact and it held out the potential of potential until the very end and just kinda failed. So essentially, I just want there to be a satisfactory ending with no big missing pieces and no major cliffhangers or loose ends that haven’t already been either confirmed or largely speculated to be solved in something else. And as this is AGATHA all along I really just hope that the last 2 episodes are super Agatha centric and that Agatha either 1. Gets a happy ending or 2. Is basically confirmed to have more to do in the larger MCU and more spotlight type moments later on. And I also kinda hope that this next episode kinda keeps the same vibes as episodes 3+4 since this is def gonna be Lilia’s trial and I want her to have the same treatment as Jen and Alice. (I think we all know that Agatha, Rio, and Billy are special)

And there is my hopefully unproblematic view on the last few episodes of Agatha All Along, everyone pretend to be happy even tho I know it’s basically impossible but imo this is one of, if not the, best thing to come out of marvel since like season 1 of Loki at best.

I will say tho that I think the hating AAA because no Wanda isn’t cool. I personally didn’t think I’d see Wanda in this any more than I’d think I’d see her in ant man. It’s not fair to either character to have Wanda come now, she’ll almost definitely overshadow Agatha in her own show, and she should be able to have a return that is just about her, and that also shouldn’t happen unlit Billy, Toby, and Robo Papa are sorted out first.

[ducksido]

Hello! Can you please write about Lilia's first meeting with his daughter's first boyfriend (reader)? The boyfriend could be Leona, Vil, Azul or anyone else (whoever you like best)!

(I'm doing 6 characters + adding silver's reactions to the boyfriends) Papa Lilia + Brother Silver Reacting to Fem!Reader's boyfriend

🌙 LILIA + SILVER MEETING LEONA

Lilia: Lilia smirks behind his tea cup, amused by Leona lounging on the couch like it’s his kingdom.

"So, you're the one who's been stealing my little girl's naps, hm?" Lilia muses with that mischievous glint in his eyes.

Leona snorts. "She comes to me for naps. Big difference."

"Bold." Lilia leans in, crimson eyes sharp. "But can you protect her when she's vulnerable?"

Leona’s ears twitch. "I don’t plan to let anything get that far. I’ll be awake before she ever needs it."

That earns a small, genuine smile from Lilia. “Good. She likes the quiet types… until they're not."

Silver: Silver gives a long, slow blink as Leona yawns through dinner.

“You nap a lot,” Silver notes.

Leona shrugs. “So does your sister. We match.”

Silver tilts his head, “If you ever forget to wake up and she’s left waiting… I won’t.”

For the first time, Leona sits up straighter. "Noted."

🌙 LILIA + SILVER MEETING VIL

Lilia: Lilia watches Vil inspect a smudge on the mirror and chuckles.

“You know, it’s rare I meet someone who preens more than I did in my prime.”

Vil doesn’t even look away. “I’d say I’m still in mine.”

“Oho~ confidence.” Lilia’s fangs glint. “But what happens when she wakes up with a messy bun and drool? Still think she's beautiful?”

Vil straightens, voice firm. “More than ever. Her comfort matters more than polish.”

Lilia hums. "You're growing on me, peacock."

Silver: Silver examines Vil for a long moment. “You like perfection.”

Vil nods. “I strive for excellence. Your sister deserves no less.”

Silver smiles faintly. “She needs someone who sees her value, even in her worst days.”

Vil meets his gaze. “I do.”

Silver finally looks relaxed. “Then I won’t stand in your way.”

🌙 LILIA + SILVER MEETING AZUL

Lilia: Lilia spins a spoon in his coffee. “So… a businessman.”

Azul adjusts his glasses, nervous but composed. “Yes. I want to provide a future for her. Security, stability.”

Lilia leans forward. “She doesn’t want a contract, Azul. She wants someone who’ll hold her hand during storms.”

Azul’s face softens. “Then I’ll build the umbrella with her.”

Lilia chuckles. “Romantic and practical. Dangerous combo.”

Silver: Silver watches Azul fiddle with a pen during lunch.

“You’re nervous,” Silver states.

“I just want to be good enough,” Azul admits.

Silver nods slowly. “Then you’re already trying harder than most.”

He lets a small smile show. “Just don’t make her cry, or I’ll make you read those contracts backwards.”

🌙 LILIA + SILVER MEETING ROLLO

Lilia: Lilia stares at Rollo over his tea with a suspiciously pleasant smile. “A bishop’s boy, huh?”

Rollo doesn’t flinch. “I understand the reputation. But your daughter brings me peace I never knew I needed.”

“Oh?” Lilia raises a brow. “Even with her chaos?”

Rollo smiles—genuinely. “Especially then.”

Lilia blinks, surprised. “Huh. Maybe you’re not as stiff as I thought.”

Silver: Silver narrows his eyes at Rollo’s straight posture.

“You’re too perfect,” Silver mumbles.

Rollo tilts his head. “Is that… bad?”

Silver sighs. “She needs someone who lets her laugh. Can you?”

There’s a pause.

“I’m learning,” Rollo says quietly.

Silver watches him. “Then I’ll watch you, too.”

🌙 LILIA + SILVER MEETING RUGGIE

Lilia: Lilia eyes Ruggie over his steamy bowl of stew. “What’s your angle, hyena?”

Ruggie grins, scratching his head. “No angle, sir. She’s just real nice to me.”

Lilia leans in. “And when times get tough?”

“I’ve survived worse,” Ruggie says seriously. “I just wanna make her smile.”

Lilia's gaze softens. “Huh… streetwise with a soft spot. Just her type.”

Silver: Silver watches Ruggie steal the last bread roll and offer it to his sister.

“You steal from everyone?”

“Only the ones I like,” Ruggie jokes.

Silver cracks a tiny smile. “Then I’ll keep my wallet close.”

Ruggie laughs. “Better keep your sister closer then.”

🌙 LILIA + SILVER MEETING SEBEK (basically meeting boyfriend!sebek???)

Lilia: It’s a quiet afternoon in Diasomnia. Lilia’s halfway through his tea when Sebek enters the room with all the subtlety of a thunderstorm.

“LILIA-SAMA!” he bellows, back straight, eyes burning with intensity.

Lilia doesn’t even flinch. “Yes, Sebek? Did you burn the curtains again?”

“N-NO! I come bearing… A DECLARATION!”

That gets a brow raise. Lilia lowers his teacup, intrigued. “Oh? You're not usually this dramatic unless you’re quoting Malleus.”

Sebek inhales deeply. “I—SEBEK ZIGVOLT—AM DATING YOUR DAUGHTER.”

Silence.

Then—

Lilia blinks once. Twice.

“…That’s it?” he finally says. “I thought you were going to tell me the apocalypse had started.”

“I WANTED TO BE FORMAL!” Sebek defends, stiff with tension.

Lilia chuckles, amused. “Kiddo, you’ve known us your whole life. You were literally five when you declared you'd 'protect her with your toy sword.’ I figured this would happen eventually.”

Sebek flushes bright pink. “I—I take this seriously!”

“And I know you do,” Lilia says warmly. “Just remember she’s not a porcelain doll. Let her tease you back sometimes.”

“I… I will try!”

Silver: Silver looks up from brushing the family bird. “You’re only now making it official?”

Sebek startles. “Y-YES!”

Silver lets out a slow sigh. “You’ve carried her schoolbag since middle school. I figured you were either dating or auditioning for knighthood.”

Sebek turns red again. “I—I DID BOTH!”

Silver stands, walks over, and clasps Sebek’s shoulder. “Then take care of her. Not like a knight guarding a princess… but like a partner. Equal and honest.”

Sebek’s voice softens for the first time all day. “I will. I promise.”

“…Also, if I hear you yelling love declarations past curfew again, I’m locking you outside.”

“ACKNOWLEDGED!!”!

[ventique18]

🐉: "Lilia, as per your advice, I've been trying to rekindle my relationship with the man who contributed his sperm to Mother."

🐉: "Just recently I've been pulling a prank on him."

🦇: "Contributed his-- at least call him by his name. My goodness. What happened in the past was not his fault."

🦇: "So? What kind of prank?"

🐉: "I have been hiding things that are important to him these past few days. Just so he could feel a fraction of what Mother felt when he disappeared without warning."

🦇: "Oooh that's a good one! You should try hiding yourself too just to amp it up!"

🐉: "Lilia, you do not understand. It has to be something he would look for."

🦇: "Oh that's... That's... Sigh."

[shirofairy]

Lilia the next time Malleus start saying the magic words for his unique magic:

[hanafubukki]

He would never chase after babies he had once said once upon a time.

Yet it was tiny hands that he adored so.

If the past him could look at him now, he would never believe his eyes.

Tiny hands clasps his.

First it was claws born from a heated shell and thunderous storm then it was of a babe newly woken in a dark castle.

Now, it’s of warmth freshly born.

Tiny hands have always grasped his.

His soaked with blood and death.

Tiny hands saved him time and time again.

Brought him life.

As he held each of them close, his little worlds.

They held his heart in their hands.

How lovely.

How precious.

To be a father.

[susiestarwarsyt]

Disney Anime “Parents” Bracket+ Xehanort for technical reasons

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