#DAMN!!!!!!!

[signsenough]

congratulate my partner and i on successfull adoption

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the way of kings prime (2002) - brandon sanderson

“i don’t know much...”

[momania]

apparently you cant put videos in a reblog i had no idea

anyway this is my favorite part about drawing in mario paint

[starbuck]

when characters are nothing to each other but also everything to each other. wow.

[radroller]

BEST LOSTBELT KING BY FAR

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[tomorrowillbeyou]

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[pipebombgf]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

[monophobix]

the real MVPs of arcane

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[messi-mooni]

So mad at how long this took

[frownyalfred]

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

[steveyockey]

D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, the first indigenous actor nominated in any lead category, attends the 2024 Emmys with a red handprint over his mouth, the symbol for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women (MMIW). September 15, 2024.