Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?
Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!
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tony
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So happy to be able to share this!! my contribution to @iamironmanzine 🫶
this silly blorbo has given me so much joy over the years 🥹 thank you for having me♥
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*The Avengers sitting around the living room*
Clint: let's play Two Truths One Lie
Natasha: yeah i've heard of that one.
Peter: oh i'll go first!
Peter: i'm small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!
Tony: that's the right idea kiddo but it's gotta be a bit more challenging for everybod-
Pepper: his eyes are brown.
Tony: ....
Tony: a building wHAT
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Tony, texting Harley while in a meeting: Call me in five minutes and say I gotta come get you.
Harley: On a scale of 1 to 10, what kind of emergency is this.
Tony: 10, get me out of here.
Harley: Put me on speaker, I'll even start crying.
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mr stark and mr america
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Peter: “I’m gonna be just like you!”
Tony, panicking: “No, no, no, no. May is gonna kill me. No, no, no. That’s a bad idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”
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(Kate, Peter and Yelena leaving together)
Natasha: Should I worry?
Yelena: No.
Clint: Should I worry?
Kate: No.
Tony: Should I worry? Please, say no.
Peter: If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths
Tony: That’s a no for me.
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Tony: people are like math
Peter: how?
Tony: some people seem complicated at first, but if you spend time with them and are patient, you'll get to see who they really are and it's not really that complicated
Peter: ...huh, thats cool i guess
Bucky: ...I hate math
Peter: I like Buckys version better
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Clint: let me get this straight, you met this kid and immediately adopted him?!
Tony: what a nonsense!! At first I was his boss and after THAT I adopted him.
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Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together
Bruce: Awww babe <3
Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe
Steve: thanks...I guess
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Irondad Prompt #187
Bio-dad AU. Tony decides to shave is goatee.
Baby!Peter has no idea who the heck this man is!
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