#MOOOOMMM!!!

[dipperscavern]

what to do when cregan blurb turns drabble about spider girl ☹️

[thefluxsystem]

I need people to stop thinking of “the evil alter” as, like, a murderous mastermind and instead start thinking of them as “funky little freak with self-esteem issues and bad coping skills”

[dino--draws]

im going insane over phmd/paraplace at like two am fucking AGAIN. None of this will be coherent .we havent seen much w/ how this guy internally views/reacts to his own horrific trauma from all the paradox shit but i have so many thoughts on the possibilities of that. There has to be some sort of survivors guilt in exodus, anger at those who let things turn out this way — all rationalized by a desperate desire to fix it. You can fix it. You have to. The sunk cost fallacy drowns you in blood there is no turning back now as you sit on the precipice of event horizon. This is ffffucking why i struck this guy with festering wounds that never heal like Jesus Christ what the fuck

your grief and guilt and anger are rotting away at your heart and your head and it stains all blood red. You are a shell of someone once who perhaps once was happy, twisted into something so terrible and so hurt. You did not want this, and yet it was written. Written and abandoned. Maybe you can write it better.

Rabid with desperation and anger — you are a scared, hurt, cornered animal. And your teeth are bared in preparation to bite the hand that writes you.

dinos two wishes for admo phase two is a she/they to kick his ass and also for a full grown man to break down and sob.Im gonna wake up in the morninf loke “oh dear god” but i need to loose my shit on main i need to i LOVE WHEN CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!

[aintashes]

sometimes i don't think people understand the depth to which daryl experiences his skills. they know that he's a brilliant tracker / hunter, yes, but do they know that he's so good that the earth seems to speak to him ?? that a minutely unnatural scattering of leaves on the ground tells him a great many things ??

do they know that he sees and hears things that the vast majority of people don't at all understand how to perceive ?? it can be taught. it can be learned. but you can't teach the very ground you stand on to tell you what it's seen. that just takes something special.

[anditwentlikethis]

PORTUGAL 🇵🇹 PORTUGAL 🇵🇹 PORTUGAL 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹

[zillyeh]

making ur guys human is so funny. so many of voss' problems are fixed just by making him a momma's boy

[aizawas-upper-left-wisdom-tooth]

My hot takes:

Trans Danny is nice :). Mpreg trans Danny is not nice :(. (This can be said for most trans characters imo, but I see it mostly in this fandom)

Some angst is fun :). The entire fic just being a series of essentially torture porn is honestly just sad.... Andprettycringngl-

Tell me your Danny Phantom hot takes (can include DcxDp)

I will start:

I don't like little baby man Danny Phantom.

Martian Manhunter is Danny's favourite hero (I'm not sure if this a hot take)

There are too little fanfics where Martian Manhunter mentors Danny (like come on guys ,let our boy Danny fanboy over his favourite hero).

There are too little fanfics where the speedsters are the ones that know Danny. Like he time travels so many times , they time travel so many times, he should have meet at least one speedster.

I don't like most fanfics where Danny raises Dani like his daughter, I find it weird. Like it the show he's 14 and she is like 12 , I don't think a 14 year old should raise a 12 year old. I know most fanfics age up Danny but I still find it a little weird (I think they have more of a sibling relationship rather than a parent and a child relationship).

[checkeredflagggs]

Febuwhump Day 16: Eaten Alive

pairings: gen

summary: a story about y/n, Redbull’s new second driver, told in non-sequential order

a/n: I love febuwhump and have participated before for other fandoms but this is a first for me — attempting to compete it via smau only. Hopefully I can write a complete story eventually and I will be posting it on its own masterlist in the correct order to read but it’ll be written based on the febuwhump prompt list! @febuwhump

a/n2: based on the 2024 year; sorry checo but you got replaced earlier!

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f1: And it’s a gorgeous day here in Miami at the Miami International Autodrome ahead of the 2024 Grand Prix! Scheduled to start at 4pm local time, it could be anyone’s race! Will it be Verstappen, in P1, who takes the win today? Or does Ferrari, with Leclerc P2 and Sainz P3, have something in the works? Might we see L/N, P4, win her second race?

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user1: it’s gonna be max for sure!

user2: come on Ferrari! Leclerc for WDC!!

↳user3: Forza Ferrari Sempre!

user4: rooting for Lando!

↳user5: maybe choose someone who can actually win?

↳user4: it’s gonna be his year! I just know it

user6: praying for y/n!

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f1gossip: what was your favorite part of the Miami weekend so far and why was it Max and Y/N’s media interviews?

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user7: man oh man, I love Max and Daniel but I think Max and Y/N are my favorite pairing

↳user8: they just work so well together?

↳user7: they do! And it’s so fun to watch them have fun

user9: petition for redbull to give them more toys to play with during interviews!

↳user10: seconded! Loved the toy speedboat race personally

↳user11: I loved it more when y/n pushed max in!

↳user10: no no no that WAS the best part really

user12: I feel for y/n — I’ve been in Miami at this time of the year before and the damn mosquitos are brutal!

↳user13: I swear they have it out for me personally

↳user12: I think they have it out for y/n too…

y/n_rb

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y/n_rb: Miami I love you so much but why the mosquitoes???

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user14: god they just about ate you alive didn’t they?

↳y/n_rb: they did! It was an all you can eat buffet 😩😩😩

logansargeant: why didn’t you use bug spray!!

↳y/n_rb: it’s smelly

↳logansargeant: you’re an idiot.

↳y/n_rb: you’re mean…

↳logansargeant: i got you the bug spray for a reason! You’ve always had trouble with mosquitoes

↳y/n_rb: yes moooommm

↳logansargeant: 🙄🙄

oscarpiastri: I don’t know why they like you

↳y/n_rb: thank you!

↳oscarpiastri: you’re so annoying, I didn’t think even bugs would like you…

↳y/n_rb: both you and Logan are being taken off my Christmas card list…

↳oscarpiastri: finally!

↳logansargeant: what did I do??

maxverstappen1: you know I didn’t believe you when you said that the mosquitoes had it out for you…

↳y/n_rb: I told you!!

fernandoalo_oficial: ¡Chica, necesitas obtener algo de protección! ¡Te están atacando! Girl, you need to get some protection! They are attacking you!

↳y/n_rb: Mr. Fernando sir, I’ve tried! But apparently I’m too delicious

francisca.cgomes: Mon amour, ils vous attaquent! My love, they are attacking you!

↳y/n_rb: I know babe. I’m just too lovable… liked by francisca.cgomes

↳pierregasly: really?

↳y/n_rb: 🖕🏻🖕🏻

↳y/n_rb: but i think some time spent by your side is just what i need to recover!

↳francisca.cgomes: on my way!

↳pierregasly: STOP STEALING MY GIRLFRIEND

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[misery-has-no-company-now]

Jason (gesturing to Alfred): Look at what you all did! You made Mom upset!

Dick: Oh no, Mom, please don’t cry! We’re sorry!

Duke: Yeah Mom, we're really sorry! Please don’t be upset.

Tim: I’m sorry Mom :(

Cass: Sorry Mom :(

Damian: Please forgive us, Mother.

Steph: Moooommm I'm sorryyyyy!

Alfred (almost losing his composure and beyond confusion): I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

[its-stimsca]

high school science class stimboard...... Lots of explosions..... chalkboards and/or powerpoints..... unknown green goo........ the depressed middle aged man teaching the class... (feel free to ignore this one LMFAO its for comedic Purposes) :3

MOOOOMMM AN ANON IS BEING FUNNIER THAN ME IN MY INBOX AGAINNNN

🧪 🥼 🧪 / 🥼 🧪 🥼 / 🧪 🥼 🧪

[call-me-chips]

Deku: "So what did you do today?"

All Might, jokingly: "Your mom haha!"

Deku: . . .

Deku: "What??"

All Might: "Wait, no, I was just kid-"

Deku, running away: "Moooommm?!??!"

All Might: *Slaps forehead*

[skyward-floored]

Since you're still doing requests, I would like to ask for more Hyrule and/or Four. Maybe Four could help him with his homework or something?

Here is more Hyrule and Four (and some Legend too). Hope you enjoy! And thanks for the patience XD

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“...And then a monster rose up from the water, with lots of ten... tenti... ten... tenicles..? ...Legend?”

“Tentacles.”

“Right, tentacles. Ten-ta-cles, that tried to grab the hero. But with one swing of his sword, the hero sliced... is that how you say it?”

“It’s an ‘eye’ sound actually, but you were close.”

“Oh. So... the hero sliced the ten-ta-cles away, and the monster couldn’t catch him, no matter how hard he tried. A long battle en... ensued, all while the waves roared, and rain poun-ded on the ship. But the hero rid the beast of all his tentacles, and it fell into the sea with a dying roar. The hero had slain the monster, and... finally earned the treasure hidden in the ship.”

Hyrule closed the book with a proud look on his face, having reached the end of the chapter, and Legend grinned over at him from his spot on the floor.

“Nice job Roolie, you barely stopped,” he complimented, and the tip of Hyrule’s ears turned pink.

“I’ve been practicing,” he said shyly, and set the book he’d been reading from on the table. “Thanks for helping, Legend.”

“No problem.”

Hyrule smiled again, and flopped back on his bed, a warm feeling in his middle. He was getting really good at reading— he’d practically caught up to Wild’s level, and kept making progress, especially with Legend’s help. Soon enough he’d be able to read books without needing anyone to help with the big words.

It felt... nice. To learn.

The bedroom door creaked, and Hyrule and Legend looked up, their littlest brother padding in with a blanket trailing behind him.

“Four? I thought you were supposed to be napping,” Legend scolded, and Four blinked, then walked by without sparing him a glance. “Ugh. Moooommm, Four escaped his nap again,” Legend called, getting to his feet and walking out into the hallway.

He continued to talk as he walked away, voice fading down the hallway, and Hyrule peered over at Four, the younger boy watching him in silence.

Hyrule swallowed at his intense gaze. He didn’t really have a lot of experience with little kids like Four, and was still getting used to the whole little brother thing.

Four was nice of course, but he was also kind of... strange. He didn’t talk much, but when he did he was weirdly well-spoken for a four-year-old, and Hyrule often found him sitting in odd places with an ear pressed to the wall. Between that and adjusting to just having younger siblings in general, Hyrule honestly didn’t know how to interact with him most of the time.

And now he was staring. At him.

Four, oblivious of Hyrule’s thoughts, stared at him another few moments, then went over to his bed and tried to climb up onto it. His legs were too short though, and he frowned, trying to claw his way up the blanket Malon had made for Hyrule.

“Hey, hey careful!” Hyrule said, and Four stopped and looked at him, tilting his head.

“Sorry,” Four said. He looked at the bed, then blinked at Hyrule hopefully. “Can you help?”

Hyrule blinked back, then after a moment’s hesitation, slowly leaned over and picked Four up. He gingerly set him on the bed, and Four smiled as he sat down, stretching out his legs and wiggling his toes.

“Thank you,” Four said, hugging his blanket to his chest.

Hyrule nodded, settling back down in his spot, and watched him in confusion as he sat there, looking idly at the patterns on Hyrule’s blanket.

“Um... Four, I thought you were supposed to be in your bed napping?” Hyrule said hesitantly. He wasn’t sure what to do here.

Four frowned, and turned his head away to look at the wall. He didn’t say anything for a minute, then suddenly flopped backwards, his head landing on Hyrule’s lap and making him jump.

Hyrule looked down at him, and Four looked up, a sad expression forming on his face.

“...I got lonely,” he said quietly.

“Oh.”

Hyrule could relate to that. He’d spent most of his life feeling lonely.

Four curled up more with his head still in Hyrule’s lap, and Hyrule gave it a hesitant pat, Four snuggling up to him. His little brother was a ball of heat, and Hyrule began to relax as Four’s eyes drooped, running another hand over his head.

“Well... you can stay here I guess,” Hyrule said quietly, and Four smiled as he closed his eyes. “So long as Mom says it’s okay. Then you won’t be lonely.”

“Thank you Roolie,” Four whispered, and Hyrule felt a weird lurch of warmth in his stomach at the words.

He grabbed the blanket and set it more over Four as his little brother began to drift off, and Hyrule leaned back, watching as Four quickly fell asleep.

He supposed he would sit here and read for a while longer.

Legend came stomping back into the room a few minutes later, and Hyrule frantically shushed him when he opened his mouth, gesturing to the sleeping kid on his lap.

“...oh. Well I guess napping there is as good as anywhere else,” Legend said with shrug. “Good job Hyrule.”

Hyrule nodded, and Legend left again to tell their mom he’d found where Four went off to. He paused before he left the room though, and looked back at Four and Hyrule, the latter smiling hesitantly at the kid in his lap.

Legend smiled himself, then quietly shut the door behind him.

[splinter-sister]

"I'll admit, I had a lapse in judgment. Didn't think yew would. That's on me." She says with her hand up in Scouts Honor.

"Ya really went in there fer the shirt grab too. God damn..."

@splinter-sister replied: "Hhhey now. Holy tolito!" May not have been gambling on that.

"Were ya expectin' a kiss on th' cheek!? Come on now, you know me better than that." He's thoroughly amused by her near priceless reaction.

[vulgarmaw]

MOOOOMMM!!!

THEY'RE BEING GAY ON TUMBLR AGAIN AND YOU SAID IT WAS MY TURN TO BE GAY ON TUMBLR!!!

[foreskinniest]

Moooommm, end stage capitalist collapse techno dystopia is advertising me uuuhhh

[selliho6530]

Watching arcane with my parents, and listening to their drunken nonsense at the same time, at moments with Silco and Jinx, my mom thought they were lovers, I replied:

"Moooommm😭", and then I thought...

What if they were really lovers?

Like, I understand that it immoral crap and etc, but if you just imagine what happened to Jinx and how would she behave in such a case?

Thinking about it now, it's hard for me to imagine how it would work, but their relationship would definitely change...