#No one has to agree 🤷🤷🤷

[spheroz]

headcannons

my hc’s for Bruce and his kids’ religions:

Bruce: raised Jewish and participates in Judaism practices but dosent know if he actually believes in it. (Probably does it because his parents did and he misses them)

Dick: his mother was Christian and his father just kinda went along with it. He used to go to church on Christmas and Easter but hasn’t been in years (since his mom died)

Jason: Catholic. His faith was kinda disrupted after he came back to life. I think after awhile he felt comfortable in his religion agin tho.

Cass: an atheist. She wasn’t raised to believe in a god. However I think she likes to participate in all of the traditions her family members practice.

Tim: was ‘raised’ catholic but later realized he was an atheist

Duke: He’s a Christian, not like a hardcore go to church Christian more of a, yeah I believe in god 🤷 not really a big deal

Damian: he’s Muslim and participates in its practices :3

Alfred: he’s an atheist.

[mclqren]

GOOD LUCK CHARM ★ OP81

PAIRING ✦ oscar piastri x fem!sainz!reader

SUMMARY ✦ oscar has been dating his opponent's sister since his f2 days, and while carlos seemingly disapproves, no one can deny that she is the good luck charm. [ SMAU ]

WARNINGS ✦ cursing, like one joke about biting someone, some hate comments towards the end

REQUESTED ✦ here!

NOTES ✦ reader is spanish. i have used various brunette faceclaims from pinterest, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)

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user2 oh y/n you are so so perfect

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yourbsf te amo, mi mejor amiga 💗💗

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user4 the way her feed is like a pinterest board is so comforting to me

oscarpiastri missing you ☹️☹️

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user5 PARENTS

oscarpiastri im a lucky guy 😍

carlossainz55 and dont you ever forget that.

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carlossainz55 older brother duties, y/n!

iamrebeccad gorgeous girl 💘

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oscarpiastri YOU'RE HERE???

yourusername um YES???

oscarpiastri WHY DIDN'T YOU MESSAGE ME SOONER

yourusername I DID??? CHECK MESSAGES.

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yourusername monaco nights 🌃🌃

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user6 miss y/n WOWWW!!

user7 so so jealous i wish i was in monaco rn ☹️

user8 don't we all 😢😢

alexandrasaintmleux most gorgeous ever 😍

yourusername ALEX I LOVE YOU 💋

alexandrasaintmleux MWAHHH 💋

carlossainz55 mi hermana ❤️❤️

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oscarpiastri 😍

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yourusername so like...we're all somehow connected now? 😬 (to avoid jealousy issues i posted all three of them)

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user9 TWO LECLERCS & A SAINZ ON THE PODIUM

user10 HAHAHA SO TRUE

user11 the way y/n is in on the joke now 🤣

user12 okay but y/n and alex's friendship makes me melt

user13 both of them are princesses 🩷

oscarpiastri the caption 😐

carlossainz55 usually i wouldn't agree, but y/n...

yourusername so the caption did a good thing then, yes? 😁

charles_leclerc 😁❤️

yourusername was about to call you my brother from another mother, but given the recent adoption of my boyfriend i don't think i can legally say that anymore.

oscarpiastri whoops? 🤷

user14 Y/N 😭😭

alexandrasaintmleux my girl 🩷

yourusername forever and ever and ever ♾️

landonorris so where was my post when i won...?

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user15 is she back in spain? 👀

user16 well the spanish gp is this weekend so i'd assume so!

user17 SO REAL FOR THIS

user18 real question now...what would you call your hypothetical ginger cat.

yourusername wasabi 😁😁

user19 ADORABLE NAME.

user20 @/oscarpiastri where's her ginger cat at

oscarpiastri when i win, she'll get a ginger cat☝️

yourusername WAIT ACTUALLY WHAT. WASABI PENDING 🗣️🗣️🗣️

user20 I DID NOT THINK YOU'D BOTH REPLY. (also you're welcome y/n!!)

carlossainz55 and do our dogs mean nothing to you??

yourusername i've always been a cat lady at heart ☹️

landonorris i blame oscar.

carlossainz55 agreed.

oscarpiastri SORRY???

landonorris it's your cat energy, mate

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user20 THE DAISIES AWWW

user21 living my dream frfr

user22 straight out of a pinterest board

user23 HER POSTURE???

user24 im sitting at home with my hunched back aspiring to be like her right now

user25 those pastries look yummy oh my days

user26 every time i see the ferrari wags & y/n hanging out i involuntarily squeal

carlossainz55 so my invite got lost in the post?

charles_leclerc and mine?

iamrebeccad girls day out = no men allowed

yourusername what my girlfriend said 🗣️

oscarpiastri sorry??

yourbsf pastries looking almost as delicious as you 😉😉

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oscarpiastri STOP FLIRTING Y/N

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user33 saw you posted and I RAN

user34 LOOKS SO BEAUTIFULLL!!

user35 she's in hungary 👀👀👀

user36 twitter is in an uproar waiting for the race weekend

user37 SO AM I 🔥🔥🔥 GO ON OSCARRR

user38 what a beauttt

user39 the claw clip 💘💘

yourusername a taste from home ❤️

alexandrasaintmleux angelllll 🩷

yourusername love you smsmsmsm ❤️❤️

oscarpiastri wish i could've been there 💔

user40 you've got a race to win so your gf can get a ginger cat, get to it 🤣

yourusername ^^^ what they said!!

user40 HELP YOU ACC REPLIED LOL

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yourusername WASABI WASABI WASABI!! (ps. check my page for celebratory post for my love x)

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user44 y/n has her priorities in order

user45 mhm!! wasabi > anything else

user46 SUCH A CUTE CAT

user47 'FOR MY LOVE' oh my god im not well.

user48 okay but does no one else find it weird that she posted her new cat over her boyfriend winning...

user49 no ong like what

yourusername oh dear not the fun police. please learn how to read captions, and check my recent 😘x

landonorris LET ME COME OVER AND SEE WASABI NOWWWW

yourusername jury's out rn sorry

landonorris pls. pls. pls. pls.

yourusername i'll consider it...

alexandrasaintmleux wasabi 🥺🥺

yourusername have you checked if leo is volatile with cats yet...

alexandrasaintmleux @/charles_leclerc pet play date!!!

oscarpiastri our baby ❤️

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user50 Y/N IS HIS GOOD LUCK CHARM CONFIRMED!!

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yourusername earned the stamp of approval now...?

carlossainz55 for now. 😊��

oscarpiastri new cat, winning a grand prix and your brother finally likes me? what a weekend 😁❤️

yourusername he always liked you, he just likes teasing you 🙄

carlossainz55 y/n 🙄🤣

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[gatorbites-imagines]

have you ever thought about a Yautja's first ever blowjob? i can't imagine yautja mouths are good for oral and human mouths are practically built for it. at first the idea of someone's mouth near his genitals is terrifying, but he tries it and its such an overwhelming experience that he practically needs to be strapped down to the bed because he's thrashing about so much.

that or a yautja who gets fisted? a standard human arm is a pretty good size for it 🤷

Male yautja OC (Cahn'thih) x male reader

Headcanons

Looks at camera and smirks. I love yautja requests, do I know anything about yautja? Very little. Do I love them anyways? Yes, yes I do. Meet Cahn, I came up with him on the spot.

The idea of a blowjob has to be out there for Cahn. They don’t really have the anatomy for it, at least in the way we humans do. Can they do tonguejobs? Yeah, I think so, but not fully out there head like a human can.

Cahn does know that his little ooman can be a freak at times, with all the stuff you pull out and come up with for you guys to try. Hes a big fan of how leather looks against his red and black skin. It’s not very practical, but very hot.

Having you ask to “suck him off” did make Cahn stop for a moment because, what? When you explain that it involves putting his genitals near your mouth, Cahn is ready to call it quits right then and there.

The mouth is full of teeth and germs. You probably couldn’t bite it right off him with your weak human jaws, but you could at least damage it if you tired.

He also had two cocks, so its not like you could fit both of them in your small mouth anyways, unless you want to completely obliterate your throat and jaw.

It takes some time and a lot of explaining and convincing for Cahn to finally agree to give it a try. Don’t get him wrong, it’s really hot to think about, and he loves anything his ooman will give him. But he cant really imagine what it would even be like.

As expected the first time is the closest to heaven your yautja has ever been. He had been laying back on the bed, arms behind his head and ready to just give it a try and let you have your fun. The wet, hot suction does leave him gasping, which is the first time you have ever gotten Cahn to gasp.

His eyes almost roll back, it’s all willpower holding him in place so he can watch you move up and down on one of his shafts, as the other is rubbed by your hands. You have never heard your yautja moan like he does when you switch between the two cocks, wanting to pamper them equally.

Watching you try to deepthroat him and taste all of him makes Cahn claw at the bed, and yeah, how good it feels doesn’t save the poor bed. Instead he tears all the way down to the steel bedframe.

His hips start rutting too, which makes you pull off with a lot of coughs. In the end you guys have to tie him down to keep Cahn from breaking everything from how good it feels to have your mouth on him.

Cahn would want to return the favor, somehow. It feels so good for him, that your yautja lover wants you to feel the same or similar. He knows he can’t serve you the same thing another human could, but damn does he try.

He may not have the lips or cheeks to bop up and down on your dick like you do to him, but he does have a long and split tongue that he can use to lick and tease a lot of places on your body. What he lacks in actual mouth, Cahn makes up with creativity and enthusiasm.

Honestly, I feel like you as a human could facefuck a yautja if you have a dick. The inside of their mouths just look a lot like a certain part of the female anatomy, so I think with a bit of work you can work your way inside.

Theres of course teeth and mandibles in the way, but with a yautja that loves you like Cahn, you can try anything. It also means he can work his tongue all over you at the same time.

Cahn doesn’t have to worry about you bucking off the bed and choking him on your dick, since he easily holds you down with his hands on your hips as he tries to move his head like you did. It’s a lot more awkward and careful, since he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you. It’s the thought that counts.

Getting head from Cahn never becomes a huge success, but you guys still do it every now and then when you are both in the mood. But Cahn loves when you do it to him, it’s a religious experience each time and he’s always left panting, which is a feat in and of itself with a seasoned hunter like him.

Having to repair so many beds and have so many different restraints does pose some questions with suppliers, but why should you guys care what they think. You two are having fun, and that’s all that matters.

[fayes-fics]

The Ballad of Blunt Pencil & Pizza Wheel

Pairing: Benedict Bridgerton x fem!reader, modern AU

Summary: Comedy texting fic. Childhood frenemies moving in together is a great idea. Isn't it?

Warnings: None really. Swearing, references to sex, masturbation, dirty talk and spanking. Frenemies to lovers. Comedy. A fuckton of sass. Bridgerton family shenanigans.

Word Count: 3.9k tricky with text fics ngl

Author's Note: Request fill for Anon (who wanted Ben and reader to have been secretly in love with each other and get together after she has a breakup). It might be slightly unusual, but it’s what the muse insisted on as a response. Thanks to the ever-patient @colettebronte, who willingly reads my silliness, including a partial version of this nonsense. Enjoy! <3

BB: *Fraggle Rock theme tune*

Y/N: Why don't you just say hello like a normal person? Y/N: *Insert sighing emoji here* (I can't be arsed to find it)

BB: Excuse me, this is actually a very supportive message BB: I heard from El you got dumped

Y/N: And how does an 80s kids' show theme song help me with that??

BB: Have you paid attention to the opening line??

Y/N: No…? Y/N: Too busy enjoying the rocking guitar tbh

BB: Fair BB: 🎶Dance your cares away, worries for another day🎶 BB: See?? supportive

Y/N: You are so weird Y/N: And also oddly accurate. He was a total muppet

BB: It’s taken you 30 years to figure that out?? BB: Sorry to hear it

Y/N: No, just… appreciating it. Well, you Y/N: Thank you, by the way

BB: 🫶😀

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3 weeks later

Y/N: What is the capital of Burundi? Pub quiz is getting fractious

BB: Why don't you cheat like every other team and just use Google? BB: Why bother old friends?

Y/N: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr Charisma, I didn't realise your Tuesday night was so busy

BB: Friends don't leave friends who love pub quizzes out of their pub quiz teams 😛

Y/N: You're cute when you sulk Y/N: So… the answer?

BB: I’m not Jeeves  BB: Look it up yourself

Y/N: Wow, you really are such a blunt pencil

BB: ??

Y/N: Pointless

BB: Alright, pizza wheel

Y/N: ??

BB: All edge, no point

Y/N: *has left the conversation*

BB: Typing it doesn't make it happen

Y/N: *HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION*

BB: Neither does yelling it pizza wheel

Y/N: Don't make me call you pencil boy…

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5 weeks later

Y/N: Pencil boy, it happened again

BB: Yeah… definitely don't like that BB: What did?

Y/N: Send TV theme…

BB: *Fraggle rock theme intensifies*

Y/N: Thank you

BB: No problems BB: Sorry to hear it

Y/N: Me too. Really thought this one would stick Y/N: He even liked my Cabbage Patch kids 

BB: You still have that shit?! BB: They are low-key terrifying

Y/N: He did turn them all around when we had sex though 🤔 

BB: Got his number?

Y/N: Why??

BB: Sort of agree with him on that. Might want to be his friend, not yours

Y/N: Shut up, Pencil Boy

BB: Pizza Wheel BB: We have to stop flirting like this 👀

Y/N: Pffft  Y/N: This isn’t flirting 

BB: Isn’t it?

Y/N: Are your clothes still on? 

BB: Well, yeah…

Y/N: Then it’s not my style of flirting 

BB: Bit slutty (supportive)

Y/N: The brackets saved you there, Pencil Boy

BB: Well aware BB: You’ll be okay. There’s someone better out there for you BB: Someone who appreciates Cabbage Patch kids

Y/N: THANK YOU. Was that so hard?

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4 days later

Y/N: Can I call you?

BB: Yes of course BB: What’s wrong?

Y/N: Best explained over the phone  

BB: Okay. I’m here BB: Whatever you need

2 hours later

Y/N: Thank you friend Y/N: Just… thank you 

BB: Anytime 🧡 BB: I meant what I said BB: If you need it, it’s yours

Y/N: You are a great and wonderful friend Y/N: I may well do so 🧡

BB: You are always welcome here. For as long as you need

Y/N: 🫂😘

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1 day later

CB: You invited Y/N to move in with you?!?!

AB: 😳 Surely not?!?! AB: He can only have one colossally bad idea a week and that hoodie was a choice

BB: Good evening to you too brothers BB: Hope you’re well BB: I'm fine, thanks. You?

CB: Yeah yeah whatever CB: I don't see a denial here

BB: 🤷 

AB: You fucking idiot

BB: Why? I’m trying to help a friend here BB: I thought it was a nice thing to do?

CB: It is 

AB: Usually 

CB: There’s just one problem 

AB: You are completely in love with her and have been since you were 5

BB: Pffft BB: Please…

CB: That’s your denial??  CB: Even I could do a more convincing job than that

BB: Pen would suggest otherwise…

AB: Don’t fling mud to distract AB: We are talking about your stupidity atm, not his

CB: Oi

AB: Don’t even

BB: Listen… she just got dumped for the 100th time BB: Her flatmate is moving out cos they lost their job BB: She can’t afford the rent on her own or a place by herself at the moment cos she’s still burdened with debt resettlement from her criminal asshat ex from 2 years ago BB: She needs to be in London for her job and her parents have moved to Wales BB: What would you have done?

CB: Tell her to move in with El?  CB: Or literally any of her other friends?!

BB: Well I have a spare room…

AB: So does El

BB:

AB: Memes? Really?

CB: You’re just jealous cos you can’t figure out text attachments

AB: Shut up

CB: Kate thinks it’s hilarious

AB: Leave my wife out of this

*BB has left the group*

*AB added BB back into the group*

AB: You don’t get to quit being our brother 

BB: Shame

3 minutes later

CB: Wait… What did you mean about Pen?

AB: How can you be this stupid? I paid for you to go to Eton…

*BB has left the group*

AB: Can’t fault him this time tbh

*AB has left the group*

CB: Rude…

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1 week later

EB: I have a spare room y'know

Y/N: I’m aware

EB: So why subject yourself to Ben?

Y/N: You are all so horrible about each other 

EB: And you love to watch it 

Y/N: 🤷‍♀️🍿 Y/N: Anyway, I’m here now Y/N: He bought new bedding for me 🥹 Y/N: I didn’t have the heart to tell him I already have 4 sets

EB: I know he’s my brother and thus deserving of shit. But don’t torture him too much

Y/N: What the fuck are you talking about?

EB: I suspect he has a leeedle crush on you tbh

Y/N: Pffft Y/N: No he doesn’t Y/N: All we do is call each other names and snark  Y/N: It’s been that way since 1994. I don’t see it changing anytime soon

EB: It’s like she’s never read Shakespeare

Y/N: That’s BenedicK, not BenedicT

EB: Funny how you knew exactly what play I was referring to, Beatrice

5 seconds later

Y/N: Gen… Is Ben into me?!

GD: What’s brought this on?

Y/N: Answer the question!

GD: Why are you asking me if my ex likes you?

Y/N: Please… You fucked like twice 3 years ago and are still friends Y/N: Don’t pretend there is any trauma here Y/N: I’d really like to know, seeing as I’ve just moved in with him 

GD: You fucking did WHAT?! GD: Why?!

Y/N: I needed a new place Y/N: He was the first to offer

GD: What kind of rash reason is that?! GD: I have a spare room GD: El has a spare room GD: Dave and the gambling debts in your name weren’t bad enough…? GD: It’s like you’re actively trying to live in a Greek tragedy, I swear

Y/N: Don’t invoke that shit’s name

GD: Sorry GD: But really…

Y/N: So you’re saying he’s into me

GD: For an intelligent woman, you know fuck all GD: Even about yourself

Y/N: Why are all my friends so rude to me?!

GD: Bitch please. You are so in love with him

Y/N: I’m not

GD: Yes you are  GD: He’s always the first person you text when you have a breakup

Y/N: Yeah… cos he’s the only one of my friends who ISN'T RUDE TO ME

GD: OR you always want him to be the first to know you’re single again

Y/N: Not sure I want to be your friend anymore

GD: Fine. Give me back my Canada Goose coat

Y/N: Let's not be too hasty now…

—

2 days later

BB: Do we have milk?

Y/N: How should I know? I don’t drink the stuff

BB: Aren’t you working from home today?

Y/N: Yeah? And?

BB: You have these amazing things called legs…

Y/N: I have a block button too y’know

BB: You wouldn't block the hero who single-handedly removed 2 spiders from your room last night

Y/N: … … Fiiiiine

20 seconds later

Y/N: We, or rather YOU, could do with some more

BB: Okay. Thank you

Y/N: If you’re in the mood, I wouldn't say no to some cheesecake

BB: I’m not in the mood BB: Mostly because you are lactose intolerant and won't stop bitching about the regret afterwards BB: I’ll get you some non-dairy brownies

Y/N: What kind of flatmate are you?

BB: The awful kind who looks out for your best interests

Y/N: Urghhh, the very worst

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3 days later

Y/N: Bennnnnnn!! BEN!! SOS!!! Y/N: ANOTHER 🕷️

BB: It’s fucking 3am

Y/N: That's why I texted Y/N: So much politer than screaming and banging on your wall Y/N: It’s not my fault you live on some kind of spider superhighway Y/N: I never would have moved in here if I knew

BB: It’s harmless. Go back to sleep

Y/N: What about if this time it’s some poisonous one that crawled from a Shein package? And you wake up to a dead flatmate?

BB: Arguably, that’s appropriate payback for your endorsement of such a horrendous company

Y/N: I don't judge you for your odd shelf of little rocks Y/N: So don’t judge me for my sparkly shoe addiction

BB: How about I lend you a rock to throw at the spiders?

Y/N: How could you?!? I don't wish death upon them Y/N: Just for them to live their lives nowhere within my vicinity Y/N: You know you would have been back to sleep by now if you had just come in here?

BB: I’m aware BB: I have no idea why I’m still arguing with you on text BB: Slightly worried what that says about me tbh

Y/N: IT’S MOVING TOWARDS ME

BB: omw

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9 days later

KB: You guys need to stop

Y/N: What? Y/N: Why are you texting from my kitchen?

KB: Look at yourself KB: It’s not your kitchen. It’s my brother-in-law’s

Y/N: I live here too, Kate

KB: And you need to stop

Y/N: STOP WHAT?

KB: Do you see where your feet are?

Y/N: ??On the sofa??

KB: They are in Ben’s lap

Y/N: And??

KB: He has his hands wrapped around your ankles

Y/N: And?? Y/N: I get cold. He helps me sometimes

KB: When are you guys going to admit to what is happening here

Y/N: NOTHING IS HAPPENING

KB: Sure Jan

Y/N: Get back over here with the Monster Munch. I need Netflix snacks, not judgement

KB: I’m just saying… I pulled this shit with Ant and you rightly called me on it

Y/N: MONSTER MUNCH KATE

KB: Don’t glare over at me like that. Way to make it fucking obvious…

2 seconds later

*BB added KB and Y/N to a new group*

BB: What are you two arguing about?!

Y/N: Mind ya business, Pencil Boy

KB: Your lack of decent snacks

BB: Not my area. She is responsible for all junk food purchases in this household. I will not be held liable.

3 seconds later

KB: Pencil boy??

Y/N: It's a long story

4 seconds later

*AB added KB, BB & Y/N to a new group*

AB: ARE WE WATCHING THIS FUCKING FILM OR NOT?!

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1 month later

Y/N: Gen… I fucked up

GD: What did you do??

Y/N: I should never have moved in here

GD: Yeah, I told you that weeks ago GD: Why the sudden revelation?

Y/N: He has a girl here

GD: And?

Y/N: I can hear them… thru the wall

GD: Yikes GD: Go for a walk or something

Y/N: No Gen. It's worse Y/N: So much worse Y/N: I can hear what he is saying

GD: GO FOR A WALK

Y/N: Gen help Y/N: Help Y/N: H.E.L.P. Y/N: It's turning me on…

GD: I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW ANY OF THIS!

Y/N: I had no idea he was a dirty talker

GD: I could have told you that…

Y/N: Why didn't you?!

GD: Why would that ever be relevant to our friendship?!

Y/N: You know that’s my weakness Y/N: You should have WARNED ME

GD: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO PREDICT YOU WOULD EAVESDROP ON HIM HAVING SEX?!

Y/N: This is so awful Y/N: I don't know what to do Y/N: I’m in a quandary Y/N: A damp quandary

GD: Eww T-M-FUCKING-I

Y/N: I might as well just masturbate at this point

GD: I am hanging up on this text thread GD: I’m also off to put this phone in Dettol. Don't text me again for another few days

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2 days later

BB: Why are you avoiding me?

Y/N: I’m not

BB: Yes you are BB: You haven't been home the last two nights BB: El said you’ve been hanging around her place 

Y/N: Ok fine. I am Y/N: This is so awkward Y/N: I… I heard you Y/N: Having sex  Y/N: I’m weirded out, okay?

BB: Shit… BB: I’m so sorry  BB: I thought you were out on a date

Y/N: It got rescheduled

BB: I'm so sorry BB: Next time I have company, I will double-check if you are home first

Y/N: Thank you Y/N: I will do the same

BB: Much appreciated BB: So, will you come home?  BB: There’s a new series of The Cleaner tonight 

Y/N: It's not real blood, you know?

BB: I know, but it looks like it

Y/N: You can't keep hiding behind me. You miss key plot points. It's a comedy show, you know

BB: Just get back here, Pizza Wheel

Y/N: Calm down, Pencil Boy I’m on my way

—

9 days later

BB: Send him home

Y/N: ??

BB: You heard me

Y/N: Why are you eavesdropping on my Tinder hookup?

BB: Don’t make me come in there and be a caveman about this. Just… BB: SEND HIM HOME

Y/N: I need sex

BB: Not from a twat like that you don’t BB: When he is out of the bathroom, I want you to send him away

Y/N: … Fine

3 minutes later

BB: Thank you

Y/N: You owe me a bloody orgasm

BB: He was likely incapable of giving you one  BB: When you are sober, you will thank me BB: And probably regret that last comment

Y/N: I regret nothing Y/N: I DARE you Benedict fucking Bridgerton Y/N: I fucking DARE you to give me an orgasm

4 hours later

Y/N: Gen Gen Gen GENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Y/N: I know it's 2am, you are probably asleep, but I have to tell you smthg right the fuck nowwww Y/N: So, Ben went all protector shit on a loser I picked up on Tinder Y/N: Made me throw him out Y/N: I bitched that he owed me an orgasm Y/N: Might have been a bit too sassy, too many drinks Y/N: Anyway GENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Y/N: GENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Y/N: He stomps into my room, and god, he just…. Y/N: ARGHHHHHHHH Gen, he just took me, like respectfully, but also not at all respectfully Y/N: HE GAVE ME TWO Y/N: I am floating on a cloud. I can't feel my fucking knees Y/N: My flatmate is the best fuck I have EVER had Y/N: THIS IS TERRIBLE AND WONDERUL Y/N:  I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE Y/N:  HELP  Y/N:  PS Pls don't tell anyone

20 seconds later

BB: Stop freaking out about what just happened and come back to bed

Y/N: Ben we just…

BB: I know. Active, enthusiastic participant here BB: Don’t spiral about it. Just come back to bed BB: We can talk in the morning

Y/N: Did we just ruin everything?

BB: How is that not spiralling? BB: Get your lovely arse out of the bathroom and back in this bed, y/n, or istg I will spank it

Y/N: 😲🥵

BB: Oh I see. Hmm BB: Good to know 😜

—

5 hours later

GD: WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK?!?!?!?! GD: THIS IS WHAT I WAKE UP TO?! GD: WHY DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?!? GD: CALL ME!!!!

2 hours later

EB: Why aren’t you at work today? Are you sick? EB: Did the Shein spider get you? 

1 hour later

EB: I guess it did  EB: Serves you right 😛

1 hour later

GD: WHY THE FUCK HAVEN’T YOU CALLED ME BACK YET? GD: I must have left like 10 missed calls by now

2 hours later

AB: Not to sound like a total dick, I know we’re family etc., but you are supposed to tell me if you’re taking a day off work Ben AB: Even nepo babies have some responsibilities

30 minutes later

KB: Why are Gen and El wondering where you are? KB: Text them, and also me now, too KB: I’m vaguely concerned but mostly nosey tbh

2 hours later

EB: ?????????

1 hour later

GD: Call me bitch.

2 hours later

CB: Where the fuck are you Ben?  CB: You never miss boys' night down The Ship normally?

30 mins later

Y/N: Uh hi 👋 Y/N: Sorry… Y/N: I uhh have been busy today

EB: Gen and I were ABOUT TO SEND OUT A SEARCH PARTY

Y/N: Please tell her I’m okay Y/N: I will call. Just not now

EB: Where are you?

Y/N: At home

EB: I am coming over!

Y/N: Please don’t

EB: Why not?

Y/N: Another time Y/N: I know I’m being all mysterious and shit Y/N: I will explain everything I promise

EB: Is Ben there?

Y/N: Yes

EB: Then tell him to look after you EB: I’m weirded out, you weirdo

Y/N: Oh he will  Y/N: I promise you he will Y/N: I errr won't be at work tomorrow either. Can you tell the boss?

EB: Are you sick?!

Y/N: Umm… yeah, let's go with that

EB: STOP BEING SO WEIRD

5 seconds later

BB: El, y/n is fine

EB: How is this any of your business?

BB: You literally asked for me to look after her 5 seconds ago

EB: How do you know that?! EB: Are you reading her texts?!

BB: She is showing them to me

EB: WHY!?! EB: What is this cloak and dagger shit?! EB: Did you fuck or something? Lol

1 minute later

EB: DID YOU?!?

1 minute later

EB: Y/N DID YOU FUCK MY BROTHER?!?

1 minute later

*EB added BB & Y/N to a new group*

EB: Answer me, you sneaky bitches

BB: We would appreciate some privacy at this time

10 seconds later

*EB added KB, AB, CB, PF, DB and SB to a new group*

EB: BEN AND Y/N ARE FUCKING

SB: Hello sister-in-law. Long time no chat. So lovely for us to catch up this way

EB: Don’t sass me Bassett

PF: Err okay. Why… why am I on this Bridgerton family chat?

EB: Bitch please, you are family. Well, you will be soon

PF: ??

*CB removed PF from the group*

AB: Subtle

DB: Super smooth

*EB added PF to the group*

EB: IS NO ONE GOING TO RESPOND TO THIS LIFE-ALTERING NEWS?

KB: I mean… we all knew it was going to happen

CB: Surprised he held out this long tbh

DB: He’s been in love with her since we were kids

EB: I thought he just fancied her a bit?!?!

AB: And they call ME the unobservant one?!

*PF left the group*

CB: Look what you did

*EB added PF to the group*

KB: Why did I marry into this family?

SB: I’ll take you for a drink sometime. You too Pen.

PF: ??

EB: You’re all useless.

—

2 days later

GD: *sings Where Do You Go by No Mercy tunelessly in your general direction*  GD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt-KMPvgKPo 

Y/N: Awful but also bangin cheese choon for a Sunday evening ngl

GD: SHE LIVES!! GD: El seemed to think you have been having nonstop sex since Thursday. GD: She’s also not handling that idea very well—lots of tequila.

Y/N: Not enough songs only have about 7 lyrics anymore. I miss the 90s.

GD: Avoiding that statement, huh?

Y/N: I will not dignify it with a response

GD: So that’s a yes

Y/N: 👀

8 days later

BB: I hate having a job 😘

Y/N: Me too… 😘 Y/N: I’ll be naked when you get home if that's any consolation

BB: I’m leaving now

Y/N: It’s only 11am lol Y/N: Stay there. I will see you later. It will be worth the wait. 😉

BB: You have been. BB: And I don't just mean today 😘

Y/N: 🥹 😘

56 days later

AB: Is this email for real?

BB: Yes. Yes, it is

AB: Wow. OK then AB: Congratulations

BB: Thank you. I'm very happy

AB: We can tell, brother, we can tell 

1 hour later

*KB added Y/N, SB & PF to a new group*

KB: Y/N, we meet every Wednesday for drinks. 

SB: Welcome to the fam, soon-to-be Mrs Bridgerton. It sucks; you are going to love it.

PF: Still not sure why I'm invited, but god, you guys are so much bloody fun I don't even care, lol.

10 seconds later

Y/N: Are you going to tell Pen, or should I?

KB: Naaahhh. It's more fun this way KB: Another very smart woman with a complete Bridgerton brother blindspot

Y/N: That sounds pointed

KB: You and me both, sister. You and me both.

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[taeyongdoyoung]

say yes (fearless)

summary: you're tired of being broke. so, when your rich bestie suggests something shocking, you are compelled to say yes... pairing: seok matthew x reader genre: best friends to sugar daddy/sugar baby to lovers, smut, light angst warnings: swearing, themes of wealth/poverty, money-related insecurities, sugar relationship, they have a whole contract, reader is older than matthew but he has an oppa kink 🤷 kissing, neck-biting, dom!matt, blowjob, praise kink, strength kink, spanking with a belt, established but not used safe word, bondage, unprotected sex, possessive!matt, FEELINGS author's note: happy belated matthew day! 💗 evidently, this was heavily inspired by matt's amazing song say yes and it also has some references to taylor swift's songs bc why not word count: 3k

Your best friend's driving you down the road as you wonder if he knows you sneak glances at him every once in a while. But he's just so damn cool when runs his hands through his hair, absent-mindedly making you want him…

"Wanna check out this new bookshop I told you about?" Matthew suggests casually.

"Oh, sure!" you agree. You've always been a sucker for books and Matthew knows that weakness of yours all too well.

He parks the car and you two go inside the cozy bookshop. After browsing through the shelves for a while, you find a book that strongly catches you interest. You really want to get it. Discreetly checking your wallet, you sadly realize you don't have enough money for it. Sighing to yourself, you are about to put it back on the shelf where you found it when Matthew grabs your wrist.

"Why are you putting it back?" he asks. "I can tell how bad you want it."

"It's nothing," you're embarrassed to admit the truth.

"You can tell me anything, you know?" Matthew insists.

"I…don't have enough money in my wallet right now," you confess, looking away.

"Let me get it for you."

You shake your head, trying to refuse. You know that Matthew's considerably more well-off than you and it's never been a problem when it comes to the solidity of your friendship. But in moments like these when he offers to buy you something so nonchalantly, it serves as a reminder of just how much money has affected the majority of your life.

"I don't need it," you respond but Matthew doesn't listen to you and hurries to the cash desk to get the book.

A part of you feels pathetic about not being able to afford a book. But a part of you is grateful that he's so chill about it. It's not like he gets anything in return. He's just…so nice to you for no reason.

Back in his car, Matthew hands you the book triumphantly. You accept it shyly because you would be crazy to look a gift horse in the mouth.

"If you feel uncomfortable, just consider it as a birthday gift."

"There are months until my birthday," you remind him with a chuckle.

"Not yours, my birthday was recently."

"What kind of logic is this? You're supposed to be receiving gifts for your birthday, not giving them."

"I genuinely feel better giving people things," Matthew shrugs.

"Can't say the same," you laugh. "I love receiving things. Sometimes I even debate signing up for one of those sugar daddy apps just so I could get my fill of being spoiled."

"Don't," Matthew scoffs seriously.

"What?"

"Don't go on those apps," he barks the order so easily it sends goosebumps down your spine.

"Why not?"

"They're probably filled with weirdos and scammers. You could just…" Matthew lets his thoughts trail in a dangerous direction.

"Just do what?" you curiously urge him to finish his sentence.

"Use me. You could just use me. I have so much money I don't know what to do with it all.

"Matt, no, you're my best friend, it doesn't feel right."

"In what sense?"

"In that…you are worth so much more to me than money."

"I know that," Matthew insists. "Do you have any other concerns?"

"Yeah. It sounds one-sided. You are not getting anything in return."

"Would it make you feel better if I came up with something?" he raises an eyebrow mysteriously.

What exactly does he have in mind?

"It would," the words are out of your mind before you can think twice about the whole proposal.

"Great, it's settled, then. I'm your sugar daddy," Matthew announces happily.

"But…I'm older than you," you blink in shock.

"It doesn't matter to me," he explains. "Do you want to go to mine and discuss things in further detail?"

"Erm, okay," you agree, even though this is all happening so fast you can barely process it.

Did your best friend whom you've been crushing on for ages just become your sugar daddy?!?!

When you arrive at Matthew's place, you are once again overwhelmed by a feeling of inferiority. You rarely go to Matthew's because the house is ridiculously large for one person. Everything is so sleek and white, the rooms practically smell like money. Secretly, you wish you could live with him. No, a part of you wishes you could be him. You know it's kinda a toxic thought to have but the truth is it's not even the financial thing. The way Matthew carries himself, his kindness, his sense of humour, his beauty, his intelligence, everything about him is just so appealing you can't help but admire him hopelessly. Until it doesn't seem so hopeless anymore.

"You want coffee? Tea? Water?" he asks politely, ever the welcoming host.

"Water's fine," you reply meekly. Even though you don't know what you're so nervous about. He's your best friend. There's nothing to be afraid of…Right?

As you take a couple of sips of water in the hopes it will calm you down, Matthew opens his laptop and starts typing something. Once he's finished and shows you what he came up with, you feel like you're about to pass out. Oh, he's serious about this.

Matthew wrote a wholeass sugar daddy/sugar baby agreement. Contract?! Detailing how rather than giving you money, he would prefer to take you shopping himself or buy you the things you want himself. And in return he just wants at least three dates per week. That hardly seems fair, you think.

He clears his throat, signifying the urge to say something.

"Feel free to raise objections or offer suggestions-"

"Isn't the traditional sugar relationship sexual in nature?" you inquire.

"Sometimes, but there are sugar daddies who simply seek companionship."

"I'm literally your best friend, you can have all the companionship for free."

"Exactly because we're best friends, I didn't put a clause about…well, sex."

"So, you're not interested in sex?"

"I didn't say that."

"You're not interested in sex with me?" you keep growing bolder with your questions.

"It's not my lack of interest in you that you should be worried about," Matthew whispers darkly.

"Then, tell me. What should I be worried about?" you tilt your head to the side.

"Fuck it," he mumbles quietly and crashes his lips against yours in a rough, almost violent kiss. You accept his advances a little too eagerly, letting him fuck your mouth with his tongue. God, this is insane. He bites your lower lip harshly, as you dig your fingers in his hair. He's so beautiful you feel like you're being consumed by him. Matthew suddenly grabs you by the hair, tilting your head backwards so that your neck is exposed. Biting and sucking onto your skin, leaving marks as if to mark his territory. It drives you mad. But you can't get enough. Pulling him closer to you and wrapping your legs around his lower back as he pushes you into the couch. This is crazy.

Tragically, Matthew breaks the passionate spell just as suddenly as he started it. He stands up abruptly and runs a hand through his messsy hair.

"Apologies," he blurts out, sounding so prim and proper. You hate it. "This behaviour wasn't very…gentlemanly of me."

"Oh, shut up," you roll your eyes. "You want this. I want this. What's stopping you?"

Matthew sighs and sits down next to you again.

"I don't want to ruin our friendship," he confesses. "Sex complicates things."

"And being in a sugar relationship doesn't?" you scoff sarcastically. "I think our friendship is strong enough to withhold anything. Don't you agree?"

Matthew nods, deep in thought.

"Instead of adding a sex clause to the agreement, how about I add that no matter what we do in the course of our sugar relationship, we swear to remain friends?"

The suggestion is so wild and requires so much confidence in the other person that Matthew stuns you with the sincerity in his voice.

"Okay. You're never getting rid of me," you promise.

Matthew hurriedly types it on the laptop.

"I'll go print it-" he says, delaying the inevitable.

"It can wait," you interrupt him. "But I can't."

You kiss him again greedily. Once you've had a taste, you can't be satisfied. He unlocks a part of you that is so fearless, so confident that you barely recognize her as yourself. But the feeling is so addicting you can't afford to lose it.

"Get on your knees," Matthew orders you so easily you immediately comply. But even that is enough to increase your confidence. It's so strange.

Not waiting for a second order, you take matters into your own hands and unbutton his jeans. You've daydreamed about this moment a lot. As you wrap your lips around his girthy cock, you wonder if this is what heaven truly feels like.

"Taking oppa's cock so well like the good little slut you are, huh?" Matthew speaks about himself in the third person.

Oppa???

"Need I remind you I'm older than you?" you release him from your mouth momentarily to speak your truth.

"Shhh, just play along, will you?" Matthew looks down at you with his big, beautiful eyes. How could you possibly say no?

You envelop him with your mouth once again, refusing to waste any more time.

"You feel so good, baby," he moans, getting lost in the feeling. "So good for oppa."

Oh, well, you could get used to it. As you keep trying to take him deeper, you feel his words becoming more and more unrestrained.

"Where do you want oppa to come? Should I do it on your face? Should I pull out?"

And ruin your makeup? Not a chance. You wrap your arms around the back of his legs, trying to signal the fact that you just want him to cum in your mouth. Lucky for you, Matthew is smart enough to figure it out and does just that, spilling ropes of cum down your needy throat. You swallow most of it to the best of your abilities and lick him clean of the rest.

Matthew picks you up from the floor and hugs you in a tight embrace.

"Did so well for oppa, my sweet girl," he whispers softly.

Damn, it feels too nice. You're going to have a hard time pretending you're not falling in love with him.

From then on, your life completely takes a turn for the best. Spending time with Matthew now goes hand in hand with him spending money on you. All the books, dresses and food you've only dreamt about are now a reality. The sugar rush you feel is so intoxicating, so addicting that the more you get from it, the more you crave. It feels so good. Too good. Until it doesn't.

Because you can deny it no longer. You're in love with your best friend. And the fact he spoils you so easily is incredibly dangerous. Even though you've done a couple of sexual things, with each encounter, your feelings grow and you are beginning to worry about it ending. So, you do something stupid that won't solve the situation. You disobey the agreement.

It's now been two weeks of you ignoring Matthew's messages. You feel terrible. Not because you miss the new things he gets you. But because you miss him. However, the contract specifies that you owe him like…six dates. Even though he hasn't gotten you anything new, the mere fact that you signed this silly paper is troubling you. Then again, there is the clause about remaining friends no matter what... And developing feelings for your bestie turned sugar daddy definitely doesn't go well with maintaining a normal friendship.

Your thoughts are interrupted by the doorbell ringing. You go to open it in a daze, not even considering the possibility that it might be the very person you've been avoiding.

"Matthew," you gasp in surprise as he storms into your apartment. Oh, he looks…angry? No, it's not that. He looks upset. You hate to be the one to cause him such negative emotions. He's been so perfect and only deserves to feel happiness.

"Why have you been ignoring my texts and calls?" he asks directly.

"I wasn't-"

"Don't lie to me," Matthew replies, disappointment clear in his voice.

"I think we should dissolve our sugar relationship," you answer without thinking.

"Why? Are you not satisfied with the terms? I could buy you stuff more often. Or go down on you more. I could do anything, just say the word."

You shake your head, feeling overwhelmed by the desperate look in his eyes.

"I don't want this anymore," you cry out.

"Tell me the truth. Tell me how to fix it. I can't lose you," Matthew begs.

"You won't lose me. I'll always be your…friend," you say the last word as if it's venom. But it's the truth. No matter what, you promised. "I just need some time."

"Did you meet someone else?" Matthew asks a bit possessively. "I'll do you better than him."

"There's no one else," you swear. "There's just you. There's always been only you. And that's the problem, Matt."

"Why is it a problem?" he steps into your space, closer to you.

"Because I'm in love with you," you admit the feelings you've been keeping bottled up for so long. "Because I'm so afraid of fucking things up even more. Because I'd rather be your friend than be nothing at all."

"Oh, baby," Matthew murmurs gently and pulls you into a hug. "You will always be everything to me."

"But I disregarded the agreement…You don't hate me?" you sniffle.

"How could I hate you?" he speaks sincerely. "I only suggested the agreement hoping it'd help you see…that you don't need any sugar daddy apps to be happy. You just need me."

"I'll always need you, Matt."

"And I'll always love you," he replies, tucking a piece of hair behind your ear. "But you owe me six dates."

"And eternal friendship," you remind him playfully.

"I'm still mad at you for ignoring me," Matthew scolds you. "Do you have any idea how I felt?"

"I'm sorry," you look down guiltily.

"Sorry's not gonna cut it," he sighs. "Oppa needs to punish you so you'll learn your lesson."

You blink in shock. But the truth is, whatever he has in store for you, you'll gladly accept.

Matthew grabs your wrist and drags you to your bedroom.

"On your fours," he barks a command.

"Yes, oppa," you answer dutifully, assuming the position.

You can hear him shuffling behind you but you don't dare turn around to see what he's doing. You don't want to make him even more upset with your behaviour.

He tears up your leggins with his strong hands and the mere sound is enough to make you shiver. Your poor panties follow the same fate. Then, Matthew smacks your ass once with his belt. Hard. Fucking hell, that hurt. But then again, you ghosted him for two weeks…He was also hurt by your actions. So, you bite your tongue to prevent curses from slipping out.

"Count for me," Matthew demands.

"One," you mumble.

"One, what?"

"One…thank you, oppa," you cry out.

"Good girl," he chuckles darkly and repeats the actions fourteen times. One for each day you ignored him. Serves you right, you suppose. Once he's done punishing you, he turns you around and scoops you up in his strong, comforting arms. "Was it too much?"

"N-no, it's f-fine," you stutter. "I could have said the safe word."

"You could have. But I'm not sure if I would have stopped," Matthew replies cruelly.

"You would have," you insist. "I trust you."

"You shouldn't," he strokes your hair gently but there is nothing gentle about his words. "I can't restrain myself when it comes to you."

"Then, don't restrain yourself. Restrain me," you beg.

"Careful what you wish for," Matthew laughs.

"I'm serious," you respond and hold out your wrists for him. "You can do anything to me."

"You're crazy," he kisses you, though, and does as you suggest, wrapping the belt around your wrists.

"You love it."

"Too tight?" he checks.

"Just right," you try to chase his lips again, but Matthew pulls away from you.

You blink sadly at being denied your favourite thing. Kissing him.

"Please?" you beg prettily, pouting.

"Later, baby," Matthew promises and easily slides inside of you without warning. "Fuck, did my little slut get so wet from a little spanking? Are you like this for anyone?"

"Only for you, oppa," you play along, letting him use your pussy as he pleases.

"It better stay that way," he grunts, as he fucks you from the side. Even though your wrists are tied, he uses his strength to push your head deeper into the mattress. "You're all mine."

"All yours, oppa, I promise," you cry and plead, already missing the ability to touch him. How you survived two weeks without this is a whole mystery.

"So close. Where should I come?" Matthew asks, forever the considerate angel.

"You can do it inside of me, it's okay," you give him the green light and he doesn't need to be told twice, already spilling his seed inside of your warm pussy. Your release follows soon after, so addicting.

"Feels so good, wanna stay like this forever," he can't help but voice his thoughts out loud.

"What a heavenly idea," you chuckle.

Matthew, however, is quick to recover, and removes the belt from your wrists. Then, he rushes to bring some water for the two of you. Sitting in comfortable silence, you stare at his hands and wonder if he ever had any suspicions about how you felt for him.

"You're not subtle, you know?" he suddenly breaks the silence.

"Huh?" you whisper, almost in a daze.

"I've noticed how you look at me when you think I'm not looking. At my hands, nose, eyes…I notice every little detail."

"And how is that? How do I stare at you?"

"Like you're mine."

The End

[wheelie-sick]

What are your thoughts on self diagnosing physical health issues? My friend said it's okay to self diagnose some but not others (like is okay with people self diagnosing pots, fibro, or cfs but says you can't self diagnose conditions like ankylosing spondylitis, lupus, or multiple sclerosis) but isn't able to explain why they're okay with some but not others

Oooooo I have a lot of thoughts about this

this is missing a lot of nuance because there is so much nuance to this topic, but here's the gist of my opinion.

I think a huge impact on this is the absolute range of what people consider self diagnosis to be. some people will consider all the way up to your doctor saying "you probably have this" but not having confirmed it yet to be self diagnosis (<- this is not self diagnosis. it's just not.)

for the sake of this I'll define self diagnosis as a person being moderately to completely confident in having a condition while a doctor has not yet agreed (not necessarily that they've disagreed, just that they haven't yet agreed) having light suspicion is also not self diagnosis.

I think, in general, physical health conditions fall into the "it's circumstantial" category. I don't actually think anything is entirely "off limits" for self diagnosis- particularly because some families have very strong genetics for specific conditions.

it would be unreasonable for most people to self diagnose spinocerebellar ataxia type 13 because it is so exceptionally rare but also... it's autosomal dominant and runs in families. generally people in positions like these get diagnosed via pre-emptive testing but not always. for most people, putting the suspicion on a more common condition is the logical way to go but if you have the symptoms of the rare autosomal dominant disorder in your family despite not having a diagnosis yet, well 🤷

it's all these messy situations with genetics that make talking about this a complicated mess. while neurodivergencies absolutely can be and often are genetic they're not genetic in the same way many physical health conditions are. what I mean by this is- there isn't one single gene that causes them. many physical health conditions have clearly defined genetic causes with known inheritance patterns.

obviously de novo mutations exist making everything a bigger tangled mess

and so do disorders with no known genetic cause

and disorders which often have genetic cause but sometimes just show up for 🤷 no one knows quite why but they do (my mom is in this boat with ankylosing spondylitis, she's in the minority without the gene that predisposes to it)

and of course you can have the gene for something and then never develop the disorder

I do think there are a couple of factors anyone should be taking in consideration before self diagnosing a physical condition

prevalence in the general population & within your family. you look for horses before zebras (look for what's common before what's rare) while anyone can have a rare disease you should be taking into account the prevalence when looking at possibilities

differential diagnoses. everything has differential diagnoses. responsible self diagnosis involves looking at those and comparing.

how it's actually diagnosed. some things have very strict diagnostic criteria and not all of those can be tested for at home. when it comes to conditions like POTS you can be wrong but you also can mimic a tilt table test at home. you can't mimic the genetic test for vEDS or an MRI for multiple sclerosis

testing that has already been done.

I want to say some more on the latter three because I've already touched on prevalence a bit.

with differential diagnosis you can always be wrong. a lot of people look at POTS, fibro, and ME/CFS and "easy to self diagnose" and I actually wildly disagree because all of them are diagnoses of exclusion. just because they're common and have diagnostic criteria you can find online that you can test for yourself does not mean they are easy or light to self diagnose. this isn't to say that people can't self diagnose with them, I can't and won't stop people, but it needs to be done with care. it's also important to seek medical confirmation from a provider who will be thorough when able to.

I see the same problem with providers too, actually. they're quick to throw one of these 3 diagnoses at someone, then that poor person finds out they have something life threatening instead by having a preventable medical crisis 🫠 do your best not to let your doctor give you a diagnosis of exclusion on the first appointment, and if they do, seek a second opinion.

just using POTS as an example because I know the most about that one- certain heart blocks, inappropriate sinus tachycardia, mitral valve prolapse, and more can all mimic it. you cannot differentiate between the above based on symptoms or an at home tilt table.

I think testing plays a big role but I put less weight on it than other aspects, like differential diagnosis and prevalence. you obviously need to either meet criteria or have strong suspicion that you do. if you can't tell me how something is diagnosed and how you think you'd fit into those criteria given existing testing (if any) you shouldn't be self diagnosing something. however, you often can a good idea without some of the more conclusive tests

I'll use the diagnosis I'm currently on the path to as an example- myasthenia gravis. you cannot do blood tests or an EMG at home, but you can do the icepack test for ptosis and the single-breath counting test for lung function.

people tend to discount how much of a role symptoms play in autoimmune disease diagnosis and it drives me insane. lupus requires only one positive blood result (ANA at a titer at or above 1:80) and while there are other blood tests that can contribute to diagnosis you don't need...any of them? I actually disagree about lupus not being self diagnosable.

the final factor to me is testing that has already been done. some things that I'd look at as "implausible" self diagnoses become more plausible if a lot has already been ruled out.

while not a factor in ability to self diagnose I also think people should be less certain when sharing self diagnosed physical conditions vs neurodivergencies. people know their mind best but knowing your physical body is kind of a different story. that's not to say that people can't share, just that they shouldn't have the confidence of god doing it.

(all of this is general "you")

[stnkiconverse]

Kate The Chaser HC’s

Reminder: You don’t have to agree with or like these!!

- Once stubborn, always stubborn 😭

- Even before the Operator got to her, Kate was the type to never back down from a fight 😼

- Silent, but not mindless

- She’s not a talker like Toby or as outwardly threatening as Masky, but she’s not some empty shell either

- Surprisingly patient.

- Unlike some of the other proxies, Kate doesn’t rush her prey. She waits, observes, learns patterns. By the time she strikes, it’s already over 🤷

- Aggressive when provoked. If you push her too hard, she is relentless.

- Not just physically, but mentally. She will break you down piece by piece, just to watch you crumble.

- Speed is her greatest weapon.

- The name “Chaser” isn’t for show, she moves extremely fast 😭😭

- She’s not as erratic as Toby, but she can cover insane distances in seconds, closing the gap before you even realize she’s moved.

- Prefers to strike from the shadows. She doesn’t attack head-on unless necessary.

- Instead, she stays out of sight, waits for the perfect moment, then hits fast and hard.

- Brutal in close combat.

- She’s a fighter, not just a mindless pawn. Grappling, sharp strikes, (teeth sinking into skin if she were to remove her mask😭😭) Anything to win.

- Has a complicated relationship with Masky and Hoodie. She’s not as close to them as Toby is, but there’s a mutual understanding. They work together when needed, but she doesn’t go out of her way to socialize.

- Toby annoys the hell out of her. His energy is chaotic, unpredictable—the exact opposite of her controlled, silent nature. But deep down? She respects his resilience.

- Absolutely despises Jeff. The guy never shuts up, smells like blood, weed and cigarette smoke, and acts like he’s invincible. She would love to put him in his place 😭

- Rarely speaks, but when she does, it’s sharp and to the point. No wasted words.

- Only remembers bits and pieces of her past, but pretends she doesn’t. It’s easier that way.

- Can be terrifyingly still. She’ll stand in the shadows, watching, not moving for hours.

- Prefers cold weather. Something about it makes her feel more alive.

- Will not hesitate to put someone in their place. Proxy or not, Creepypasta or not, if you test her, she will remind you why she’s called “The Chaser.”

- Raging lesbian. No, seriously. If she ever liked men, it was in another life, and even then, probably not.

- Has a small crush on Nina. Not that she’d ever admit it. Nina is loud, and way too unpredictable—but something about her energy, her defiance, her complete lack of fear is… interesting.

- Big “shut the fuck up” energy. If you talk too much around her, she will give you a look that makes you want to shut up immediately (It also makes you feel incredibly uncomfortable 😭)

- Will throw hands, no hesitation. Doesn’t matter if you’re a proxy, a victim, or a complete stranger—if you piss her off, you’re getting decked.

- Built like an athlete. Strong arms, toned legs, built for running and fighting. She’s got speed and power.

- Moves like a damn horror movie villain. One second she’s across the room, the next she’s right behind you 😰

- 5’5ft/165cm

- Half Japanese, Half American

- Can and will fight dirty. You think she plays fair? Nope. She’ll claw, shove you into a wall—whatever gets the job done.

- Doesn’t dodge—takes the hit and keeps going. If you manage to land a hit on her, congrats. Too bad she doesn’t give a shit and is still coming for you.

- Has punched Jeff at least once. He deserved it. He probably laughed it off, but she was dead serious.

- Brian is the only one who doesn’t irritate her. He’s quiet, efficient, and doesn’t waste time with bullshit—she respects that.

- Doesn’t like clockwork. (idk why, i just decided that it fits 😭😭)

- Would rather die than admit she has a soft spot for kids. If she ever comes across one, she won’t hurt them—but don’t expect her to be friendly.

- Prefers knives over guns. Knives don’t jam 🤷

- Hates loud noises. If you blast music around her, she’s leaving.

- Has a RBF always looks slightly pissed off, even when she’s not.

- Absolutely refuses to wear anything other than hoodies, jackets, and combat boots. She will physically fight you if you try to make her wear something else.

- Would rather die than admit she enjoys cuddling. She will lie to your face about it.

- Genuinely enjoys hunting people down. It’s not just a job—it’s fun.

- Once tried breaking Toby’s arm because he called her “Kitty.” Do not. Ever. (Masky broke it up)

I think this is the longest head canons I’ve written😭😭

But I hope they’re good enough :3

[sagasalamibrot]

Glisten's Fashion AU!

Someone on Fandom gave Me the Name, im still thankful for it- or Else i wouldnt have any Name honestly- 😭

Anyways.. Here comes the Star of the Show, Glisten!:

Glisten Takes Dandy His place in this AU. Yet isnt evil, okay Dandy is in the middle of Good and Bad but still. The Things that Happend arent fully His fault, If He knew what Could have Happend He wouldnt have agreed to that. (But im Not gonna Tell IT yet 👹). Now instead of Astro AS a Main we have:

Rodger! He is tired.. yeah and also tried to give him Something cozy yet also fancy.. the Stars on his cheek(?) were drawn by Toodles and Glisten added the Blush.

Mentioning Toodles, Here she is-! She Kinda is the Shelly in this AU.. she is overshadowed by the other main's popularity... yet the Others try to get her cheered Up, especially Pebs!

And Here is Our Boy Pebble! Pebble IS still a Main Just a different breed of Dog now (this Case poodle). Originally the sparkle Bandana was owned by Toodles but then Pebble got it due it becoming too small for Toodles. Also Pebble is now the Dog of Toodles.. Not of Dandy-

Now to Finn! He Kinda is Like Vee.. Just that He isnt the Game master (is it called like that-?) Like Vee in one of her Game shows... now He is a judge of the Fashion Shows! He can be very blunt.. also Barnaby in His head is wearing sunglasses (also the reason He wears purple). Also since Vee and Dandy have Like Beef, its now with Glisten and Finn. Lol. Also Here Barnaby:

Ahem.. now to Teagan, which is there in Sprout's place!

Teagan is Like a Queen, Wise, Nice and Fancy. She often has her eyes closed except when you fuck Up Badly and she is mad. And no. She is N O T Rodger's wife. I refuse to ship Teacase.. i Love Reflective Detective.. ahem.. but she is an Aunt to Toodles! Now.. since we got the Mains, now we Go to the Starters!

The First Starter is Dandy! He is a Gentleman.. and yeah i dunno what to say.. but since Dandy is a Starter, His Buddy of course too!

Astro! Astro IS Just a Bit more Fancy Ig, i think i undercooked this Design, ngl- 🤷

Here is Goob! Goob is playing an Important Role in this AU, due to him Being one of the designers, with Scraps! He and Scraps create creative and beautiful Outfits.. but only together. When they try solo they fail badly...

And Here is Scraps! She has fur now cuz i think her og Looks so bald 👹💀

And Here is Shrimpo! Shrimpo His clothing originally wasnt ripped.. He didnt Like His clothing and ripped a few parts off to fit His Style.. but this diva slays 💅✨

And Here is Poppy! Poppy looking fancy.. yet i dunno what to say Abt her yet :V

And since we got Poppy Here is Boxten:

Just Like in Poppy's Case i dunno what to say Abt him ngl-

Anygays, Glisten and Rodger also are a Thing, lol-

[leclercsluvs]

CL16/DR3 | Already Over | smau

part 7 | masterlist

an: i'm not really sure how long this is going to be, but i am pretty sure it's not going to be too many more parts. pairing: charles leclerc x fem!reader, daniel ricciardo x fem!reader

charles_leclerc

liked by carlossainz55, landonorris and 5.619.174 others charles_leclerc been working on some new stuff. written for a specific person. love you.

carlossainz55 you're doing everything you can huh?

charles_leclerc i've got to show i'm the one for her landonorris that's the reason you sent her flowers without letting her know? danielricciardo the flowers were from you? maxverstappen1 ooo does charles need to watch out next race?

scfty/n i'm scared this isn't good.

norrislcve oh lord i fear for the next race.

luvsricciardo okay but imagine seeing daniel absolutely fight the shit car he has just so he can threaten charles?? it's gonna be exciiiiting norrislcve and if he takes them both out of the race?? luvsricciardo good for him tbh. charles lowkey deserves it norrislcve you don't even know the full story??? you have a few paparazzi photos and an album FROM ONE SIDE and you decide charles deserves to be taken out of a race? if they can't separate their private life and the race it self, they should NOT be racing.

f1updates

liked by sharllve, lecsluv and 1.279 others f1updates we have been sent these photos that is supposedly yourusername back in ferrari merch. is this a hint towards anything? tagged: yourusername

scfty/n those first two photos are literally old, and the last photo isn't even her?? she posted those two photos on her instagram after one of the first races she attended with charles.

leclrcs i literally saw here there tho, and she was wearing jeans like that scfty/n and that's supposed to prove what? that she reuses jeans? and there's literally two types of jeans here, a pair of black and a pair of light blue 🤨

wrldofleclerc i saw her there, but she was wearing a mclaren jacket (probably to support her bf??)

yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc, danielricciardo and 4.719.720 others yourusername well it seems some people were concerned with what i was wearing at the race this weekend. ferrari? nah. mclaren? yes. (he caught me trying to be sneaky while taking a photo) tagged: danielricciardo

danielricciardo to be honest you don't have to be sneaky. you can take photos of me anyday. i know i look good

yourusername you're right. i can take photos of you anytime. because i'm your girlfriend. i dont need permission 🥰 landonorris if he ever says you can't take photos of him, you're free to start taking photos of me 🙃 yourusername might take advantage of that offer. thank you danielricciardo don't steal my girlfriend 😠

y/nsvsp looks better than the red tbh

leclercsbae how dare you? y/nsvsp just speaking the truth 🤷 wrldofy/n can we agree she looks amazing in everything tho?

lecswrld good for you tbh. tell them

yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc, danielricciardo and 2.823.973 others yourusername all talked out, don't worry no one's being pushed off the track this weekend. right? am i going back to red? never. i found my color 🧡 tagged: charles_leclerc, danielricciardo

danielricciardo speak for yourself, i'm pushing people off the track i need to get back on that podium

charles_leclerc not the best way to do it mate landonorris you're letting me stay right? your favorite teammate? danielricciardo let's see 🤷‍♂️ yourusername don't threaten lando. he's too precious.

lecswrld he already looks so much happier!

rics.aep omggg they're friiiiends

luvsnorris are they getting back together?

leclercsaep i doubt it. with the rumors of him having cheated and her being in a happy relationship, there's a slim chance y/n and charles will get back together

charles_leclerc

liked by yourusername, pierregasly and 1.718.032 others charles_leclerc was forced to tasted this green thing. never doing that again. absolutely horrifying. tagged: yourusername, maxverstappen1

maxverstappen1 and you loved it

yourusername you charles you loved it >:( charles_leclerc i absolutely did not. i hated it. horrible. worst time of my life. maxverstappen1 worse than qualifying in baku 2019? charles_leclerc blocked.

pierregasly thank you for these photos. they're amazing.

yourusername i have some of max too. wanna see them? charles_leclerc YOU DIDN'T POST THOSE? yourusername no, not yet. do you see them on my profile? maxverstappen1 if you post those, i will make sure both daniel AND charles will end up in the wall on sunday. charles_leclerc you wouldn't danielricciardo i am shook.

comicallec everyone say a thanks to y/n for taking these photos

landonorris thank you y/n 🙏

danielricciardo

liked by yourusername, mclaren and 2.492.129 others danielricciardo back on that top step baby! knew it was possible 💪 tagged: mclaren

landonorris excuse me did you forget that i was there with you???

danielricciardo my dear friend, you are in the second photo. landonorris was expecting more aknowledgement ngl yourusername don't worry i took lots of photos where it's visible landonorris at least someone cares about my feelings

mclaren so proud of our drivers for the 1-2 this weekend! 💪

yourusername

liked by landonorris, danielricciardo and 3.111.304 others yourusername since my boyfriend couldn't care less about including lando, heres a few photos from the weekend that includes lando (i'm aware most of you follow me for my singing and not these randon guys that likes driving fast cars, but i'm just very proud 🥹 i'm leaving for tour in a couple of days and then you'll get all sorts of content) tagged: danielricciardo, landonorris, mclaren

landonorris THANK YOU

danielricciardo you're acting like i didn't include you AT ALL 🥲 landonorris because you barely did maxverstappen1 yeah mate you could have put in some more effort yourusername yeah daniel you could have included at least one more with him. danielricciardo wow i see how it is

ncrrisfav YESSSS gimme gimme gimme

landonorris

liked by yourusername, danielricciardo and 1.908.166 others landonorris daniel hurt my feelings so he's not being included >:( thank you yourusername for the second photo! amazing weekend. would not recommend drinking champagne from daniel's shoe tho tagged: danielricciardo, mclaren

yourusername yeah honestly drinking from daniel's shoe, disgusting.

danielricciardo and i thought you loved me landonorris your feet sweat tastes disgusting. never doing that again danielricciardo can i bribe you?? landonorris depends how much you're willing to pay yourusername disgusting.

norris.vfx god the content we're getting right now is AMAZING

clarkeybog ikr?? loving it!

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part 8

[martinblackwoodhater]

I’m confused you’re chill with Gertrude dismembering and sacrificing people, Jon preforming unconsentual surgery, and all this other stuff but MARTIN is going too far?? I mean weird hill to die on imo 🤷😭

like everyone else gets the “well it’s a horror show they can be a bit messed up as a treat” treatment and Martin is held to the standard of like a real person? eh you do you but that’s a bit silly

also saying 172 wasn’t a stressful situation when it’s literally the apocalypse is wildddd

Martin's so fucking boring is the problem and all his fans are the most annoying people in the world is the other problem.

like gertrude made decisions and stuck to them and some of them were very difficult decisions and some are ones that we can recognise as an audience that she shouldn't have done, but that's what makes her a more interesting character and also like i just think she's cool because yeah she IS cool. and i mean yeah jon's little surgery on melanie was probably a low point and i agree that she should've had more control in that situation but he's still got completely understandable motives to his flaws and that's understood by the fandom and he's interesting enough and i just like him and also like literally everyone hates him at that point in his life if i made a hate account for him id just be piling on to that poor man and he's been through enough tbh.

which is to say that, no, while im not particularly on the side of the individual actions listed there, like i appreciate their characters and the larger picture and the reason they may have acted the way they did. with martin, however, it's just his character to the core that pisses me off and the weird just like everything he does and especially how he's been somehow projected onto enough by the fandom that they've managed to competely turn him into something entirely different just so they can kin him more comfortably.

and my point about 172 was that it wasn't a stressful enough situation or environment to justify his actions because he was in absolutely no need to rush anything (no concept of time because apocalypse!) and therefore he very clearly was not panicked and was instead acting rationally and in a way that he justified to himself when he hit jon, meaning that it was an action that i don't consider redeemable in what's supposed to be a portrayal of a semi-healthy relationship (as in it's meant to be like "good/positive relationship between the individuals despite the situation" kinda thing rather than directly a portrayal of a more toxic relationship between jon and martin directly). like yes, the apocalypse is stressful, (tho martin has it better than lowkey anyone else in the world rn), but by this point he's had time to be thinking rationally when he was physically hitting his boyfriend, and there was nothing in the situation that would indicate higher stress than normal or would really justify his actions to me (yes, i appreciate the whole Web thing but what im saying is he had time to think, and he thought, and he still hit jon when there was no real reason to).

i just don't see this as the absurd take you're making it out to be when i can't see martin as likable enough for this glazing in the first place - like he's mean to everybody, especially jon by the end, and he just doesn't come across as likable to anyone except the people that want to relate to him (because they've got like issues with their mother and like get lonely sometimes or whatever) or people that think him being needlessly mean is a like crazy character change to be all like badass and cool or whatever. like he's literally just mean when there's no reason to be, and just because he's in a bad situation doesn't mean i have to like him, because we never really see him as anything except whiney or mean

[letthelightshinein]

Before Pei Su wakes up from his coma in episode 16, I want to take a pause to consider the current state of their relationship as I see it.

ZhouDu has an explicit romantic relationship albeit with some protective undertones. Luo Wenzhou has by now confessed and recieved a positive response. It would have been nice for Fei Du to have just said I love you too rather than almost die, but he lives in a mystery novel, that's life for you 🤷 From Luo Wenzhou's perspective, he has a green light to proceed.

ZhaoSu is the reverse. From Luo Weizhao's perspective he is going to be Pei Su's guardian angel, someone to help him stay on the straight and narrow and to protect him from himself. (No one thinks Pei Su is secretly evil or a damsel in distress but let's pick all that up on another day.) Whilst he and Pei Su have always had a strong connection to each other, now that he's seen the Basement and Pei Su has risked his life to save him, Luo Weizhao knows how much power he has.

Luo Weizhao is also unrelentingly morally upstanding and Pei Su's wellbeing is his top priority. Those romantic feelings he has, he's going to have to forget about them. As someone with an outsider perspective I don't agree with his evaluation. But as their relationship stands at the end of episode 15 I can't imagine Luo Weizhao doing anything intentionally romantic with Pei Su. He's going to be too busy wrapping him up in cotton wool. He's got so much responsibility and he's nothing if not responsible.

I imagine our beloved Captain Luo to be an interesting and frustrating character to write. He never lets you take the easy way out.

You want him to confront Pei Su after learning about the basement, but he says no - Pei Su is in a delicate emotional state and he's not ready to talk about it. Instead we're going to make him dinner.

You want him to give Pei Su a hug when he blinks at him with those sad eyes, but he says no, Pei Su isn't used to that kind of care and it'll overwhelm him. We're going to show him how to do dishes so he can learn how to live life.

You want him to tell Pei Su that he loves him and kiss him and marry him, he'll say no. Pei Su would do anything, anything, anything for him, to keep him at his side. He just almost died trying to save him when it's Luo Weizhao's job to save Pei Su. Because he knows now that Pei Su will say yes. Even if he isn't ready for that. Even if he doesn't feel the same. So if it were up to him, he'll simply stay with Pei Su as long as he needs him and he won't ask for anything.

Luckily it's not up to him! Pei Su is scheming away in the background and the narrative will do it's part in pushing them together.

They might take it in a different direction but I'm still excited to see it all. I can't believe we are half way through 😍

[n1ghteeea]

Have there been any headcannons of the fellas and Janine that you personally disagree with or don't make sense to you?

Ooooh, that’s fun.

The fandom is dead and I’ve only been here since August, so I can’t say I saw a lot of stuff to either agree or disagree with tbh (which is why I ask ppl to send me their hcs and ideas bc I wanna see at least SOME content) buuuut there are a few character interpretations that piss me off.

1. “Janine would be jealous if Egon got in a relationship with other guys” she literally would not. If it was someone else? Maybe. The guys? No. Dude, they are a family. He constantly spends time w/ them instead of her, they sleep in the same room, they are BASICALLY an old married relationship already, and she dgaf, she loves all of them and she wouldn’t mind. SHE set them up to meet in EGB on Egon’s birthday, I swear. If she was jealous she’d constantly drag him away from them to spend time with her instead, but she doesn’t bc she doesn’t mind. They are grown adults and they can share perfectly fine. Stop putting them against each other. Pictures related.

2. “Peter doesn’t care about his job or his friends and really only wants to gain fame and a girlfriend” I WILL KILL YOU!!! But like that is FACTUALLY not true. In the show we see him having MULTIPLE opportunities to leave ghostbusting behind and go on to do something more fun, but he ALWAYS turns them down like it’s obvious (ex: “Banshee Bake a Cherry Pie?”). Plus, he cares more about his friends and his job than about any girl, AND he cares more about them than his infamous movie counterpart!! Movie Peter turned down work when he had a date. RGB Peter? Yea, he whined for like 2 seconds but then went anyway and forgot about it like immediately. I mean hell, in EGB HE was the one who after TWO MINUTES back in the Firehouse went “wow guys, we stopped early with this, maybe we should reconsider and become Ghostbusters again?” HE LOVES THIS JOB AND THESE PEOPLE!!

3. Not a fan of when ppl separate the guys into 2&2 ships, just let them be poly. All of their dynamics are written with the same depth, they all care about each other and have sweet moments, like come on. It esp irks me when ppl only care about Egon/Peter, idk, smth smth picking only the two conventionally attractive white men to ship and talk about from such a close-knitted group is an odd decision to me 🤷

4. Hate when ppl ignore / exclude Janine from the group. She’s just as much a member of this family as the guys are, and they love her, leave my goat alone. But also don’t like when they ship her with other guys besides Egon. Maybe it’s cuz I see her as a lesbian, maybe not, idk. Not my thing.

5. Idk don’t like when ppl can’t separate the movies from the show? Saying RGB guys left Egon alone like the movie ones did is plain wrong. They didn’t. It was a mutual decision to split up and they were all miserable and clearly missed each other. In Afterlife (as much as I like it) it barely seems like the guys gaf about Egon dying at all, but in RGB? Boy oh boy, they are the happiest people ever when they meet. Separate them!!

6. PPL NEED TO LOCK IN FOR EGB!!! If you like RGB but never saw EGB you don’t see the most heartbreaking tragic part of their relationship and how it affected all of them, ESPECIALLY Egon. As I said before, EGB literally has everything ppl wanted from the sequel movies PLUS it’s actually good.

But overall my fandom experience was positive (cuz the fandom is dead) yay!!!

[noweakergirl]

BESTIE!!!! I FINISHED A FAR WILDER MAGIC 🤭. It was so magical, I loved the ending so much, especially how full of hope Margaret was by the end, the offer that Wes got for his career, the money he got to help his family, the safety and comfort he provided Margaret! I'm so happy for her, she truly deserved the best and he gave her that!!!!!

I hate Jaime so much! He was so annoying and evil. I loved how after Wes saved his life he said "and now you're in a Banvishman's debt, remember that." I HOPE HE DOES but Wes you are so iconic 😌

EVELYN! I hate her so much but I'm glad that Wes's mom will be there for her now <33333 His family was so sweet! I love how they all adopt her by the end 🥹🥹🥹

AND THE LAST CHAPTER DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE IT!!! How Margaret after doubting that Wes too will end up like her mom, herself offers him the hala's ashes AND HE REFUSES!!! There you go Evelyn, Wes doesn't make empty promises he means it, unlike you Evelyn 🙄

Also let's discuss the songs bestieee 🤭🤭 Evermore is such a perfect song for them! She thought the pain would be for evermore, when she was shipwrecked she thought of him, it WAS real enough to get her through and at the end she realized this pain wouldn't be for evermore!!! AAAHHH THEY ARE SOOOO PERFECT!!! 💖💖💖 Call it what you want tooo! He loves her like she is brand new. You were so right about them being very reputation coded, with him loving her and her being scared that it would all end up badly someday.

I also really loved Mad! I loved how both her and Wes were apologizing to each other before the hunt, how she threw a drink over Jaime 🤣, how she talked with Margaret to make sure Wes wouldn't be hurt! I also love that now she won't be alone in helping the house and managing everything. Wes would be by her side and even Margaret. Even Annette grew on me by the end, her finally standing up to Jaime and also being nice to Margaret was very great.

AND TROUBLE WAS SAFE!!! And the way that Hala attacked Jaime. He really said "stay away from the good people".

Oh and Margaret stopping Wes before he did the alchemy on the hala, to remind him of his promise to never use alchemy for the wrong reasons also felt very the great war to me. Throughout the book when she tried to push him, her hand was the one he reached for!!!!

YOU FINISHED IT 🥺🥺🥺

Your reactions are always the same as mine, I love reading them so much! MARGARET AND WES ARE SUCH A HEALING PAIRING!!!!!!!!! They kinda remind me of Katniss and Peeta in the sense that they are both broken people but help each other get better despite it all. It took her a while to trust Wes but once she did... 🥺 Margaret is such a wonderful relatable character too </3

The ending was soooo lovely, every time I think of it I see bright orange sunset on the beach in my head, they are with their suitcases ready to move on <3 And Margaret finally getting to LIVE instead of just surviving!

Also same about Jaime, he was SO ANNOYING and awful person. Evelyn too, I see her as one of the Malfoys in my mind, she's so cold and distant and a big no. And I agree, Wes has such a warm lovely family (Weasley vibe kinda).

EVERMORE YES YES YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😭 You're soo sooooo right, Margaret is a definition of that song. Omg Call it what you want is also one of my main song associations when it comes to them, something about "he built a fire just to keep me warm" screams THEM. Also how they are both outcasts and almost everyone bullies/dislikes them, and it's literally... call it what you want, I got my girl and I got my boy 🤷 AND THE GREAT WAR, that one flew over my head but you're 10000% correct, it is theirs too!

I also love how you wrote "AND TROUBLE WAS SAFE!!!" because I felt the same way! I was so scared he'd die 🥺

Mad is an icon, I agree!!!! I'm glad that Margaret will have a loving new family, not just a perfect boyfriend/husband but an entire family that loves her and accepts her.

Bestie, I'm really glad that you read this book and enjoyed it, thank you so much for fangirling with me and brightening up my days with our chats 🥰💖 I had (have*) a time of my life screaming about book(s) with you

[bananadramaaa]

Helloo!

I have a question about the assassin duo, although I didn't think that was the focus of your AU, sorry about that. I was researching a little more about Mimzy on the fandom website, created by Habzin Hotel fans (I know the information there is not entirely reliable, but anyway), i discovered that in Vivizziepop's drafts she had created the characters Alastor and Mimzy as a couple (which I found a bit hilarious considering how they appear in the series in the final project XD) And I was wondering if you agree with this characteristic of the story. In your AU, would you say that Mimzy has already seen Alastor or still sees him as something more than a friend?

Again, sorry for getting off topic by asking, as the AU is more about Alastor's story and his murders throughout his life. I just asked to hear your opinion on this, I didn't mean to bother you.

Have a nice day! <3

(The translation may sound strange, I don't speak English)

Vivizziepop's sketches photo

Hi! Firstly I wanna quickly say that this AU is not specifically about Alastor, it's about them both. You may see more of his backstory in my blog because people were more curious about his past in the asks and that's all. My 'main' comics of this AU are featured both of them and focused on their shenanigans. So you're not getting off-topic, don't worry about that.

Yeah, I also saw that information that they were supposed to be a couple, but as far as I know, that changed. But I can see Mimzy has feelings for Alastor, that's absolutely possible 🤷 And we got the confirmation that Alastor is ace, so there's also a possibility of his romantic experiments. Personally, I see him more on the aro spectrum and as a repulsed romance/sex aroace because of how he acts in the show (my boy is clearly uncomfortable and annoyed/bored with all of that romantic and sexual stuff), so in my AU, I'm writing him as such (and I'm a repulsed aroace myself so I'm doing what most people do in their AUs/headcanons - unintentionally giving characters some of their experience on certain topics XD). So it was like a one-sided attraction coming from Mimzy in my AU. She was attracted to him because she thought he's a good-looking lad with charms. When they first met at the speakeasy she saw him as a potential "one-night fun time" but not as a long-term romantic one (I think Mimzy is not the most long-term relationship gal in general). Alastor politely refused that offer, which was mentioned in this comic. So no, Mimzy doesn't have romantic feelings towards Alastor in my AU. I mean one of the reasons I tag this story with "murder besties" is because they're very good friends and not in a meme sense, they truly are. So if there's any kind of love between these two it's platonic one.

[sonysakura]

✒ Poll to Decide the Fate of my Ao3

I'll be upfront, I'm unsure why I'm doing this 🤷 Maybe because I gained a couple dozens of new Ao3 subscribers recently and people have been reading my stuff actively, though they aren't commenting... Figured I'll give both new and old readers a chance to save the writing they (possibly) like.

For the past half a year I've been thinking about deleting my Ao3. Isn't news for the members of my server but might be for the others unless they noticed me deleting the last fic I posted (in July). The reason is simple: the situation with Sonic Big Bang 2024 thoroughly broke my confidence and frankly, my sense of self as a writer (esp as a Sonadow fic writer). And I know some would agree with that mod who basically told me she doesn't care about what happened to me because "we're just strangers online", and that what happened shouldn't affect me either... Silly me for whom my writing is my entire life and my only reliable outlet, being so affected by a blow to my core. Ha-ha. Sure, it should be embarrassing how much Sonic Big Bang 2024 wrecked me. But instead, it is scary how much this doodle is still true. I guess it is just unfortunate they decided to ban me the week of the elections in my country and the consequences of the anti-LGBT+ laws hitting us full-force… If there's one thing the event mods and my government agrees on, it's that gay hedgehogs are a threat to society. It's a pity that's what I write.

Normally, I write for myself and I always like what I write when writing for myself (hell, I wrote Married Hedgehogs series to read it before bed). But now... I almost hate everything I wrote and/or posted after March. I cringe about the 2nd chapter of Gloves and Rings and that Sonadow x Lethal Company fic, and I think that Merlina study is seriously lacking – any comments otherwise feel like pity, esp after I mentioned that I feel insecure about people not commenting. I re-read At the Castle Gate (that story I deleted off Ao3 in July) recently, and I disliked it again. Everything I wrote that I still haven't published (20 stories below, either fully completed or missing some final touches) feels fake, foolish and terrible. Everything I write – no matter what – is worthless to me. What's worse, I can't even look at my old stories the same now.

I have now been roughly 6 months on hiatus and 10 months mostly unable to enjoy my writing. It is safe to assume I'm not going to be able to do it for a while longer – if ever. I wanted to delete my Ao3 even. And I felt guilty about hoarding my texts. So, as someone who gets sad when authors disappear or delete their stories... I'm giving you, readers, a chance to decide what you want to see.

*Don't worry about forcing me to post smth I dislike if you pick this option. I wouldn't be offering it as an option if it brought me pain. I'm more apathetic about my Ao3 than anything else nowadays... In short, you want my Sonadow or SatBK or whatever stories no matter what I'm thinking about them myself? Pick option 2. Guilt-free.

Tagging with some fandom tags for people who read my stuff before but don't follow me.

🔗 Same poll on Twitter X

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Happy Halloween

So my phone won’t let me put a photo of this request but it was from @yourlocalsaiko about Victoria neuman and trick or treating with Zoe and reader and her were Morticia and Gomez for Halloween. It was sent to my other account so i can’t answer it here.

Victoria neuman x reader short Halloween story

( sorry it’s so short I bit off more then I could chew and I kinda rushed the ending. Also it’s not proofread so don’t come after me 😅) also the readers gender isn’t specified so they can be female or gn( just no men 🤷)

The orange and reds of the leaves. The cool breeze of the autumn weather. The smell of pumpkin spice filling every coffee shop. It was officially halloween season. After the years with you and Victoria living together you have acquired a good bunch of halloween decor and traditions. Halloween was a very fun holiday in the Neuman household. Besides Christmas it was one of Zoe’s favourite holidays. She would start to beg and beg as early as October 1st to go to Spirit Halloween and pick out a costume or drag out your Halloween bin and deck out the house.

This year she was very adamant on being Wednesday after the three of you sat down and watched the original Adams family movies together. Zoe has always loved dressing up for Halloween and despite how busy Victoria can be she always took off Halloween night to take her. So she was practically ecstatic when the three of you went to the Halloween store and found a Wednesday costume in her size.

She begged and begged for all of you to do matching costumes this year and she brought up the idea to complete the family by you and Victoria being Gomez and Morticia. And of course you two agreed.

Now it was the day of Halloween. Zoe   Woke the two of you up earlier than usual so she could get ready. Victoria put her hair into two braids and helped give her a little bit of eyeliner after a lot more begging. She was so excited to go off to school and show off her costume to her friends. 

Victoria unfortunately had to work during the day but she promised she would be home before dinner and she always kept her word about these types of things. You picked up Zoe from school and she rambled the whole way home about the candy she got and the Halloween dance. Victoria was home soon after with some pizza for a quick dinner. 

You managed to get Zoe out of her costume for a few minutes so she could eat her pizza without getting sauce all over it. But after she slipped it back on and started getting you guys to get ready. 

“C’mon mom! I wanna go!” She whines as she tugs on Victoria's sleeve after she finished eating her pizza. “One second Zo, you have to be patient, how about you go put your dress back on and will be there soon to get ready.” She says sternly as the young girl runs off to her room. She looks over the table at you and smiles and you return it. “ she’s so excited” you comment before getting up and placing yours and Victoria's plates in the sink for later.

Victoria rises from the table and makes her way over to you before wrapping her arms around your waist at the sink and rests her on your shoulder. “Mmm hi” you chuckle to yourself as you feel her press a kiss along your neck. “C’mon Vicky…. Let’s go get ready” you say not wanting to slip out of her touch but the bouncing of the walls with excitement little girl only has so much patience in her.

Victoria groans, brushing her face into your shoulder and you spin around. “We’ll have some fun later when I get to see you in that dress” you grin, pulling her into a kiss as you wiggle your eyebrows at her and she returns the kiss with a little smirk. After reluctantly pulling away you both pull away and head up to your bedroom. Victoria was going to be Morticia… obviously and you Gomez . Victoria found the perfect flowy black dress in her closet and you found a black suit jacket you had from a wedding years ago. Victoria even dug up some old black lipstick that she doesn’t wear for her political appearances. And Zoe had the brilliant idea to draw a little moustache on your upper lip with an eyeliner pencil. Zoe sat on the end of the bed while Victoria drew on Gomez’s moustache and giggled at how “silly” you looked. 

As soon as the three of you were ready you went out so Zoe could trick or treat. Zoe ran down the sidewalk determined to get as much candy as she could. You and Victoria walked down the sidewalk waiting at each house for her to run back down. “Mom!!!! look Mrs Addison gave me!!” Zoe squeaks as she runs up to the both of you and holds up a full sized kit kat bar. She’s practically bouncing on the balls of her feet and smiling so you can see her missing two front teeth. “ Wow pumpkin, that's awesome.” You exclaim ruffling her hair “ You’re going to have to hide that from your mom she loves Kit Kats “ Victoria rolls her eyes playfully and Zoe laughs again and runs off going right back to trick to treating. 

You reach over to interlock your fingers with Victoria’s as she smiles pressing a kiss to your cheek. “ You look beautiful like that.” You say looking her up and down. Victoria smiles shooting you a little look “ you too love, that moustache suits you” she teases with a little grin. You laugh and meet her gaze “yeah… sexy right” you giggle wiggling your eyebrows as she laughs as well leaning in to give you a kiss. 

You're carrying Zoe in your arms while the three of you walk back home. It’s been two hours of non stop trick or treating and Zoe is done. She asked to be picked up five minutes ago and I’m that time she had fallen asleep. She drools on your shoulder as you carry her home and Victoria gets the job of candy carrying. The walk back home was quiet and peaceful the sun had far gone down.

When you finally got Zoe awake and into her pajamas she was fast asleep again in an instant. It was an absolute perfect Halloween.