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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 1 year ago
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Shang Qinghua: I diagnose you with “gets no bitches”.
Shen Qingqiu: Oh by all means, preach to me from your ivory tower of zero hoes.
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ladymiraclewings · 3 months ago
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Bucky: Did you know a spider can hold eight guns at once ? Shine: How does it WALK ? Bucky: Did you know a spider can hold seven guns at once ?
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starsanchor · 11 days ago
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Ava: *Gently taps table*
John: *Taps back*
Bob: What are they doing?
Yelena: Morse code.
Ava: *Aggressively taps table*
John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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violent138 · 1 year ago
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Nightwing, stalling: "How much are we worth?"
Slade, checking the bounty: "All figured... about two hundred bucks."
Nightwing: *wheezes*
Red Hood, outraged: "Two hundred bucks, that's it?! After all the shit we've pulled, a lousy two hundred bucks each?"
Penguin: "That's two hundred for both of you."
Nightwing: "Are you crazy? Slade, don't take it. You could do better."
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seventh-district · 1 year ago
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]
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tommyssupercoolblog · 8 months ago
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NAH BECAUSE HE PROPPER POPPED OFF WITH THIS
Yessss girl ✨✨✨💖🫶🏻
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redadidassneakers · 1 year ago
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Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year ago
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Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you
Everyone: …
Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry
Harry: Wait, what did I say?
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harringroveera · 10 months ago
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Billy’d be a terrific dad actually
(Incorrect Harringrove + Gallavich Quotes)
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incorrect-web-novels · 1 year ago
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fraudulent-cheese · 4 months ago
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Inspired by an old shitpost @courtney-deserved-better made, except i assigned them to roti characters instead!
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stuckinmymind22 · 3 months ago
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it is sabo's birthday (march 20th)!!!
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when we first saw grown up him in dressrosa i knew i would love him, how could i not? my man is lowkey insane, ignores phonecalls (koala compains about that), in his own lil world, can kick your ass, hates the government, he just like me fr. i love this dumb idiot, when does he come back i want him again
more silly things here
couldn’t find all source posts (on mobile rn) but here’s what i could find
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starsanchor · 19 days ago
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Bucky: Where's Yelena, Bob, and Ava?
John: They're playing hide and seek.
Bucky: Where?
John: I really don't think you get how this game works.
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hr-twink · 4 months ago
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Spider + textposts part 3
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amiasmoon · 6 months ago
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drdt I miss you
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kittanthaloselorashield · 1 year ago
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Willow Sunday Textposts
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