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Shang Qinghua: I diagnose you with “gets no bitches”.
Shen Qingqiu: Oh by all means, preach to me from your ivory tower of zero hoes.
#source: textpost#incorrect quotes#incorrect scum villain#svsss#scum villain’s self saving system#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#peerless cucumber#cucumber bro#airplane shooting towards the sky#airplane bro#cumplane#they then proceed to score the sexiest demons in PIDW#and also each other
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Bucky: Did you know a spider can hold eight guns at once ? Shine: How does it WALK ? Bucky: Did you know a spider can hold seven guns at once ?
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Ava: *Gently taps table*
John: *Taps back*
Bob: What are they doing?
Yelena: Morse code.
Ava: *Aggressively taps table*
John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
#source: scatterpatter's incorrect quotes generator#marvel#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel textposts#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts#ava starr#john walker#yelena belova#bob reynolds#ghostwalker#team family
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Nightwing, stalling: "How much are we worth?"
Slade, checking the bounty: "All figured... about two hundred bucks."
Nightwing: *wheezes*
Red Hood, outraged: "Two hundred bucks, that's it?! After all the shit we've pulled, a lousy two hundred bucks each?"
Penguin: "That's two hundred for both of you."
Nightwing: "Are you crazy? Slade, don't take it. You could do better."
#something something contrived bounty scenario#I thought this was pretty funny sorry if you don't#red hood#jason todd#batman#nightwing#dick grayson#incorrect quotes#source (kinda): Mask of Zorro#dc comics#batfamily#slade wilson#penguin#deathstroke#batfam incorrect quotes#textpost
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr textpost#hsr memes#honkai star rail memes#hsr meme#honkai star rail meme#boothill#hsr boothill#argenti#hsr argenti#sunday#hsr sunday#aventurine#hsr aventurine#black swan#hsr black swan#argenhill#boothill x argenti#i love their 'guns n' roses' ship name a whole lot but im not trying to unintentionally put this in the actual band's tag lmao#i dont have a good concise title for this one its just like. 50% Boothill and 50% my other fav hsr men. thats it thats the theme#also. dont fuckign come at me like 'but the 6th one isn't accurate! he wasn't born in a test tube!!' listen. i know.#he was found abandoned in the snow or smthn idk i haven't dug into his lore leaks yet but i Know. the first half isnt all that accurate#but the overall vibes of it are funny enough to me that i had to make it anyways. let's all just learn to suspend our disbelief a bit#for the sake of laughs. also also. hopefully it goes w/o saying but if something ever lacks a source it's bc i found it like that#i always leave the op's handles even if they dont fit the characters but sometimes the posts i find have already had them cropped out#which irks me bc i Try to be a stickler for giving credit. but anyways. enough overthinking the making of these silly memes#also. some of these are prob a bit more accurate only if you've seen some of Boothill's voiceline and message leaks but eh its fine
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NAH BECAUSE HE PROPPER POPPED OFF WITH THIS
Yessss girl ✨✨✨💖🫶🏻
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Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??
#source: twitter#the marauders era#incorrect quote#the maruaders#hogwarts#marauders headcanon#james potter#regulus black#jegulus headcanon#jegulus textpost#jegulus#starchaser
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Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you
Everyone: …
Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry
Harry: Wait, what did I say?
#drarry#blaise: well this just got interesting#harry’s gonna do BOTH#harry potter#draco malfoy#incorrect drarry quotes#harry x draco#hpdm#harry potter x draco malfoy#incorrect harry potter quotes#draco x harry#incorrect hp#hp text post#incorrect hp quotes#hp#daddiesdrarry on instagram#drarry squad#drarry gang#incorrect draco malfoy quotes#ron weasley#source: hazbin hotel#hp incorrect quotes#hp imagine#drarry textpost#drarry imagine#drarry ship
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Billy’d be a terrific dad actually
(Incorrect Harringrove + Gallavich Quotes)
#harringrove#hes so terrified of having kids but he will be so good at it#billy hargrove#steve harrington#billy x steve#incorrect harringrove quotes#billy hargrove x steve harrington#harringroveera#harringrove + gallavich#harringrove textpost#incorrect billy hargrove quotes#steve x billy#steve harrington x billy hargrove#harringrove edit#steve Harrington meme#incorrect steve harrington#billy hargrove meme#billy antis dni#source: shameless
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Source
#source: twitter#lan wangji#wei wuxian#wangxian#mdzs#mxtx#textpost memes#mdzs textpost memes#wangxian textpost memes#my textpost memes#my memes#queue#id in alt
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Inspired by an old shitpost @courtney-deserved-better made, except i assigned them to roti characters instead!
#cheese posting#i love plagiarism except it's not plagiarism because i cited my sources and it's not really the same thing i guess#I made very specific formating choices with this see i seperated the bits in black and the bits in white-#because the bits in black are from like reddit or something and the bits in white are from tumblr#hence. why it's also characters from different teams. so sorry anne maria you were perfect for the kinkshaming fruit comment.#td cameron#td zoey#td mike#td jo#td b#td staci#td scott#td dakota#total drama#total drama textposts#cheese's assigned textposts
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it is sabo's birthday (march 20th)!!!


when we first saw grown up him in dressrosa i knew i would love him, how could i not? my man is lowkey insane, ignores phonecalls (koala compains about that), in his own lil world, can kick your ass, hates the government, he just like me fr. i love this dumb idiot, when does he come back i want him again
more silly things here
couldn’t find all source posts (on mobile rn) but here’s what i could find
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9
#one piece sabo#revolutionary sabo#sabo#flame emperor sabo#one piece#silly shit#textpost meme#canon posts#alt text#sources cited
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Bucky: Where's Yelena, Bob, and Ava?
John: They're playing hide and seek.
Bucky: Where?
John: I really don't think you get how this game works.
#source: scatterpatter's incorrect quotes generator#marvel#marvel textposts#marvel incorrect quotes#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts#bucky barnes#john walker#ava starr#bob reynolds#yelena belova#team family
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Spider + textposts part 3
#slow horses#spiderposting#james spider webb#the fired one is my fav#textpost meme#all of these were locally sourced
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drdt I miss you
#starryamia#source: pinterest#danganronpa despair time#drdt#ace drdt#drdt ace#ace markey#drdt textposts#fandom
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Willow Sunday Textposts



#willow 2022#elora danan#jade claymore#kit tanthalos#tanthamore#jade x kit#kit x jade#willow series#willow#save willow#unhinged princess x unhinged knight#willow text posts#willow textposts#kit willow#jade willow#Elora Willow#sapphic textpost#source: the onion
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