#Tims the type of person

[adeptune01]

Jason: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Tim: Yeah, I'll take 17 Benadryl with a Monster and start seeing the cheese man.

Jason: The who?

Tim: Oh so this is not a safe space suddenly?

[weewoow-20706030]

I think it's funny to think that Damian is one of the last guesses when people get asked which is Bruce's bio kids.

Like- only gothamites know which is the bio kid. Think about it, a gothamite asks someone from metropolis who is the bio son of this tall white man with straight black hair and blue eyes, very muscular figure. It's either:

Slightly tan guy with blue eyes and black hair with a slight wave. Who is tall and lean.

White man with black hair and green eyes, built like a tank and towering over most.

White man with straight black hair and blue eyes, and short.

A black kid.

A Chinese girl.

A boy with brown skin, black hair and green eyes.

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

[himejoshiangels]

yall cling to duke as "the normal one" like your lives fucking depend on it. like why go to such lengths to ignore everything incredible abt him canonically in favor of kicking him to the side bcs you headcanon him as boring. like do you understand how not quirky cute and progressive yall sound. You would never do that to your faves and frankly I think some of you are just afraid that he might just be more interesting that whatever made up version of your favorite batboy you have in your mind

[cr1mson5returns]

Sort of obsessing over the concept of Tim, having been acknowledged canonically as a talented photographer, using these skills for morally gray reasons. This kid doesn't intend to use his fists to win every battle, or even most battles, actually. He's well-connected, fits into unconventional hiding spaces due to being lean and slender and 5'6", and he has a very nice camera. So really, Senator, it's a shame you thought you'd get away with so much. Think of what the Times could do with this evidence. High-definition doesn't lie. So you'll vote to expand funding for public education and Medicaid in the state, is that correct? Of course, you're an upstanding politician, after all. Couldn't have all this getting in the way of your career.

[oifaaa]

i like the idea of jason not knowing anything about the most basic pop culture stuff. steph brings up taylor swift and jason asks if thats a friend of hers. dick says he likes madonna and jason asks where that is. tim brings up tiktok and duke says “the kesha song?” while jason says “you mean like a clock???”

Tbf I'm with Jason and Duke any time someone calls tiktok the clock app my mind instantly goes my alarm clock app

[theelmoarchive]

Can you show us how to draw the height differences for each of the Marble hornets characters? Some people draw time absolutely tiny compared to the rest and some people make him taller than jay and not much shorter than Brian, and I think it’s funny

I do draw Tim being tiny 😔🤝

This is kind of how I imagine the main four guys!! I like to think of jam as short and brilex as tall just cause I think that's funny lmao

Idk the exact actual height differences between them, but that's how I imagine them ✨✨

(Sorry this took a little to answer, thank you for asking!!! :D)

[p1nkshield]

Dick: May I please have a thimble of Tim time? I need your illustrious opinion.

Tim: what?

Dick: I’m trying to figure out what me and Dami are gonna dress up for for Halloween. I was thinking either werewolves, or maybe cats!

Tim: … it’s April?

Dick: yea so? Chop chop timbob I need you to answer please.

Tim: Are you just going to put Damian in a onesie then dress up mean girls style?

Dick: yes, just like last year.

Tim: you know he’s going to hate it, right?

Dick: Yes, just like last year! I need recommendations though!

[cbartonscoffee]

I was looking through the database of characters that have my personality type because a friend had just done it and...

DUDE. THAT'S THE BEST NEWS OF MY LIFE.

[trashblog07]

Tim bradford would be such a girl dad

[adeptune01]

Damian: Are you 5?

Tim: Yeah- 5 feet taller than you amiright?

Damian: ...

Tim: ...

Tim: Please don't kill me.

[thelesbianthespianposts]

“Jason’s so rebellious”, “he’s the problem child” bro is NOT. He THINKS he is. But if anything he’s the kiss ass child trying to seem cool and rebellious. He’ll blow up a building and immediately be like “did Bruce see that?” “Did he see how rebellious I am??” “What’d he say???”. Rebellious my ass.

[whalehouse1]

I’m just going to say it. Nightwing should not have a solo series. He should have a Brave and the Bold with how many people in universe like him and how big of a group his friends and family is.

[batfamfucker]

There are four main types of Batfam fans in regard to how people interpret Bruce Wayne as a dad (/Joking. This is mostly satire and should not be taken seriously):

Fans that think Bruce is emotionally constipated and isn't the best at being a parent but still tries (Differs per person). Don't necessarily think he's absuive but thinks he can be toxic or have unhealthy expectations for the Robins. Can smell the Oldest Daughter Syndrome coming from Dick and have Family Line (By Conan Gray) as their top song on their Dick inspired playlist and Daddy Issues (By The Neighbourhood) for Jason.

Fans that choose to believe Bruce goes to therapy in their own canon. Love B:WFA. Thinks the comic can be cheesy at times and so find a balance between B:WFA Bruce and Please Go To Therapy BruceTM as their middle ground. He struggles. They advocate that Bruce is not a bad parent, he just has bad writers that seem to forget Bruce wouldn't hurt kids, especially not his own. Love the humane moments and scenes he has in BTAS and the early JL cartoons. He may not be perfect but he's not literally abusive. Whores for Bruce being able to admit when he is wrong and for Jason and Bruce reconciling. I recommend Grow As We Go by Ben Platt for this one.

A mix between the first two. Was fine-ish when Dick was younger. Didn't help him in the healthiest way but eh. Still emotionally constipated but that happened more so after Dick left and Jason died. Started getting better when Tim came back but was still closed off. Should probably go to therapy with the kids so they can drag his ass about all the things he's done that have actually affected them negatively. Understands his mistakes and is also able to admit when he's wrong, eventually. It's not easy but he starts to do better and learns to be more emotionally available. Still has to get chewed out by Alfred sometimes but definitely better than he used to be and it shows. Reconciliation is slow and gradual but progress is made for everyone involved.

The one's I personally avoid for my own sanity and wellbeing:

Think Bruce is a complete bastard and abuser. Want him to choke. Hate any and all interpretations of him. Some of which will refuse to understand how anyone could have a different interpretation. Will point out comics where, in all fairness, he is a dick but forget that characterisation can significantly differ from one series to the next, as comic characters are constantly passed around to different writers and have been for decades. Not to mention movies, shows, etc.

[oifaaa]

You're giving the whole batfamily the Batman Beyond experience. Was Jason that important or do these people just suck at relationships and normal lives?

First of all it's the bats so yeah obviously they just suck at healthy relationships and secondly I did want to originally call this my beyond au that being said I do think both Bruce and gotham are actually doing fairly okay in this au especially gotham as I'm an optimistic that believes that Bruces hard work would pay off in the end - also while half of Bruce's kids may be on bad terms with him he's still got cass steph duke and damian* on good terms with him which is marginally better then Bruce in batman beyond who started the series with just ace

[on-leatheredwings]

Damian the kind of guy to see cannibalism as a metaphor for true love and all encompassing love (me too) -damian anon

and youre fuckin right i love cannabilism............ i think it may clash with his vegetarianism gfogfjsdjsi but i get you

theres this fic where damian and tim (not everyone's speed, i get it mlafgsdih) surgically swap body parts out of love and the whole batfam is horrified

and i was like that's so damiancore. i am a part of you, you are a part of me, together we're a whole. the sum of our parts is everything and somehow we're even greater than that . sigh~