#a police gala

[starredforlife]

met gala happening the same time as the invasion in rafah. i don’t even have words for it. you all see it too.

[castielsprostate]

lying online on tumblr dot com: ⛔🙅👎🍎❌😡

lying irl to people i will never see again to seem way more interesting and cool: 😊👍✨😩👌✅🆗

[lovelydrusilla]

Nakba Memorial Protest / Frankfurt, Germany / May 2024.

[lucysssworld]

Only thinking of her today!

[moonlight-stalker]

# 5 dcxdp

Tim has been wandering around the city taking pictures of batman and Robin for several months now and he thinks some one is following him he Dose not know what to do

Danny has been following this boy for a couple of weeks and is terrified of him dieing he has done everything he could to protect the boy and be there with him he would of taken the boy wen he already back to his place but could not get in the boys mansion and could not take him in the middle of the city were the bat and his bird was he could not grab him from the bus with out it being caught on camera so in the he decides the best path was a kidnapping so he hired some dumb people to go in to the home to take tim and bring him unharmed to him and they will get paid and he can give this child a parent he needs

[boardboxes]

fuck the met gala and fuck every celebrity there I don’t care. students and the working class of America are sacrificing their degrees and their futures for Palestine and Palestinians are being murdered, meanwhile the celebs at the met gala can just play dress up and ignore the Palestinian genocide. This isn’t a matter of politics, this is a human rights issue and is a clear showing of their moral characters.

[cuntyko]

alll righty on to the met gala looks that did the job... and did it correctly in no particular order ofc cause I don't have time to do rankings or anything... plus I would add zendayas look but I feel like everyone has seen both of them everywhere but yea she did the damn thing.

Taylor russell for Loewe

this is like renaissance art... Loewe? more like Louvre. like absolutely sickening

Erykah Badu for Comme Des Garçons

duh... ok at first I didn't like it with the theme.. but then I thought about it and like sure its not giving fairytale princess but that's not Badu so her wearing something from rei a more avant grade designer is like her way of fitting with the theme so I appreciate that... plus I really like the look

Teyana Taylor for The Blonds

YES! YES! YES!!! like her cavaliers benchwarmer ex husband had to admit she looked drop dead gorgoussss no other words. im not familiar designer but it doesn't matter in fact kudos to her that's dope.

Chloe sevigny for Dilara Findikoglu

she ate the theme down that's all I gotta say... this is what I expected to see more of like STANDARD

Sienna miller for Chloe

I love this I feel like it gives woodland fairy it totally encompasses her boho vibe its not that out there which is why I kinda struggled to where I liked it for like any red carpet atmosphere or if it actually fit the theme but again I do feel like its true to Sienna miller's style so ill give it to her.

precious lee for Bad Binch TongTong

again not familiar with this designer but come on do you see those wings the crystal details WOW just wow

Mona Patel for Iris van Herpan

gagged... fav look of the night period... idc idc and the arm pieces moved... STOP just stop

Dove Cameron for Diesel

yes... I saw how she her and her team came to putting this look together on vogue and I just loved how she described it I couldn't have said it better so im not gonna try. but this is again one of those looks where I was like yes read the invite and followed it to a T

Harris Reed for Harris Reed

again renaissance art... sculptural gorgeous both of these looks by Harris reed actually

Demi Moore for Cartier and Harris Reed

giving queen of hearts... yes I love the silhouette

Queen Latifah and Eboni Nichols for Thom Browne

I really don't have much to say about this one I just rlly like it its just soooooo Queen Latifah so yesss auntie you betta work

Eliza Gonzalez rivera for Del Core and Cartier

this dress literally looks like a flower petal and its just sooooo pretty.. I couldn't not say anything

Amelia Gray for Undercover and Messika

I really really like this look... I like how out there it is ... I think its like wicked step sister in a Tim Burton movie I think its really cute idk

Laufey for Atelier Prabal Gurung

pretty sure the theme was like sleeping beauty something something and this dress is deadass giving aurora slay....

Ivy Getty for Conner Ives

in love with this look and I don't have much to say besides that... miss girl nailed it

Jodie Turner-Smith for Burberry and Chopard

absolutely gorgeous and I love the all white with the dark eye makeup and dark blue accents absolutely stunning

Nicki Minaj for Marni

this is so onika and I love it she's like the kitchy fairy godmother like this is how I imagine her in the beginning of my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

Barry Keoghan for Burberry

ok victorian slayyyy and I love the brown velvet and the silver details yess.

Jessica Biel for Ralph and Cartier

again... aurora slay its really about the color and the hair with this look for me... do I digggg the feathers? no but idk it works for the theme

Lana Del Rey for Alexander McQueen

YESSSSSS motherrrrr y'all should know by now I loveee me some Alexander McQueen baby and the lil rose touch... yes a lot of people where just throwing flowers on their looks just to "be on theme" but you can tell this is intentional it works here and she deadass is giving woodland storybook princess

lil nas x for Luar

I really like this look and the draping and the silhouette I think it looks very posh like a wedding cake topper... honestly one of my favorite looks from him... ever

Nelly korda for Oscar del la Renta

at first I thought maybe this dress was too busy and it made it look like a grandma dress HOWEVER I do kinda like how cooky and kitchy this looks maybe I would put the hair up but other than that I kinda diggg this look

Elle Fanning for Balmain and Cartier

Gorgeous regal wow and the shoulders they look like birds pulling cinderella dress up as she was getting ready or whatever... and I love how theres no necklace cause it totally wouldve distracted from this beautiful dress.

Aurora James for Ana Khouri

I diggg the drapery like Taylor Russell and the wood bodice and the wooden jewelry such a nice touch but this definitely is giving renaissance art

[bckybarns]

Hello, all. Been a minute:

Until further notice, and I hope others will join me, but I will no longer be supporting actors and actresses that have been supporting Israel or those that have been silently complicit in the genocide by doing nothing while they have a platform or the money to help those in Rafah or Congo or Sudan and etc.

With all the atrocities that we are made aware of, but celebs get to sit idly by doing nothing while us regular people struggle to make ends meet and yet do more for the genocides occurring. They’re going to fucking Met Galas or fashion shows or anything that is way out of most of the worlds means.

It’s pathetic.

Every donation attempt I make gets blocked by my bank. It’s $5. Fuck America.

I made the mistake of sharing a Sebastian Stan photoset the other day, forgetting my values.

I no longer support him or others until they can get their shit together. Add Taylor Swift. Selena Gomez. Influencers that say they cannot influence. 🤪

Characters will be supported because I know Tumblr does not pay for most of their content. That’s it. Still need to go on a blocking spree, and he’ll be on that list if he already was not.

Eat the rich. Fuck the police. ACAB

Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. ALL EYES ON THEM

I will also not be purchasing any more electronics. That new apple or Samsung or car or what have you is not important.

No me importa nada.

My comfort and your comfort is continued support to these genocides. How privileged are we to have this option? We are benefiting from this blanket of white privilege in America. Or any country that is doing the same. I’m sickened with myself.

[chubbybritneyspears]

Me pretending to be at the met gala last year and this year lol

[whatafirefeelslike]

The Condé union reached a tentative agreement which means I WILL be seated, in my small rent stabilized apt with pajamas on, for the Met Gala

[ronnola]

[johnthestitcher]

Don't know what this 'look' is supposed to be - but I'm adding it to my 'Call The Kilt Police' blog!

[ohhtobeagooner]

letting out all the meanness i keep in during the day by mentally making scathing comments about the met gala outfits

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Headcanon that since Jason can’t go out with his family publicly, what he does instead is show up in random disguises.

Bruce is chatting up some socialites at a gala, talking about the joys of fatherhood and how rewarding it is. Meanwhile he made eye contact with Jason disguised as a waiter twenty minutes ago, and is currently trying to stop his eye from twitching.

Dick is speaking to a third grade class as a part of the Bludhaven Police department outreach program, except when he walks in Jason is sitting behind the teachers desk, playing the role of substitute.

Babs can’t help but stare when Jason hands her a coffee from behind the counter of her favorite coffee shop. (His name tag reads Peter, and for a second she thinks she’s actually lost it).

Tim walks into Wayne Towers one day and on his way in, he waves to his secretary- lo and behold Marjorie has been replaced by Jason. It takes him three hours to notice.

Cass walks into ballet class to discover her teacher had to take a sick day- his replacement is Jason in a beret who talks in a terrible French accent the entire class, only to drop it at the very end to talk in a thick New Jersey accent. Her entire class talks about it for weeks.

Stephanie hails a cab on her way home one night, only to find Jason driving. She’s not sure how he pulled it off or how he got a cab, but her mind is effectively blown.

Duke is on a school trip to the natural history museum, and when the tour guide introduces himself, Duke can’t help but role his eyes. Jason gives a surprisingly good tour, even throwing in some tidbits about a robbery that went down just last week that the Signal stopped.

Damian’s encounter happens when he’s with Jon in metropolis. He’s watching Jon play baseball, and when Jon steps up to bat, he can’t help but notice a the umpire looks a little familiar.

[cuntyko]

this years met gala legit pissed me off a bit.. like you would swear in the invitation it said “dress in all neutrals” because oooo girl.. I was seeing a sea of beiges and silvers and whites and just all neutral tones I was so irritated...

cause what was this? what was the theme? black tie event? NOOOOO so like what's the problem most of the outfits you'd expect to see at the Grammys or the vmas fuck it some of these dresses you'd expect to see at the kids choice awards before the met. especially cause the theme was like sleeping beauty in the garden... I expected color fuckin some color at least. everyone showed up lookin like the were ready for the renaissance tour... just sparkly and silver....

but anyways I guess here are my fav OFF THEME outfits that you could really see at any red carpet event but they were cute none the less ...

Zoe Saldana for chloe

charli xcx for Marni

Sophia coppola for Chanel and cartier

tom ford for saint Laurent

Jamie Dornan for loewe

Kendall jenner for Givenchy

Rebecca Ferguson for thom Browne

irina shayk for Swarovski

Fka twigs for stella McCartney

keke palmer for marc jacobs

honorable mentions:

alton mason for thom Browne

vittoria ceretti for alaia

da' vine joy randolph for gap

olivier rousteing for balmain

he really ate ngl and showed out and he also gets a pass because of the story behind his look

but yea i’ll come back with my favorite looks that followed the theme