#all wrapped up

[creacherkeeper]

i lived bitch

[hollywforever]

Holly Willoughby

[virtchandmoir]

Video: Skating ISU

[livetogether--diealone]

Lewis Hamilton, drivers press conference - BELGIUM 2023

Photo by Jakub Porzycki

[muddyorbsblr]

scenario: the Lokis in my stories meet each other

Mobius: So you all have a Y/N in your respective universes? all Lokis nod, smiling Mobius: Tell us about her 'a heart like yours' Loki: I woke her from a sleeping curse placed on her heart because the curse needed someone who loved her with their whole heart in order to be broken 'secret notes' Loki: she anonymously professed her love for me on the Internet and accidentally became a celebrity outside of being an Avenger 'all wrapped up' Loki: she unwittingly gave me the idea on how to seduce her 'talking in your sleep' Loki: she unwittingly confessed that she loves me when she was under the influence of sleep medication 'man of the month' Loki: mine did that, too, except she was exhausted from working on a date keeper, not on sleep medication Mobius: *looking at a fidgety Loki at the end of the couch* and what about you? 'relinquish the crown' Loki: she's my wife everyone: awwwwww 'relinquish the crown' Loki: and she's also Thor's daughter everyone: DUDE--

(i have nothing to offer at the moment, so have this instead)

[97luvs]

merry christmas! i found this baby boy under my christmas tree. he’s so cute!

[bug-decal-kissing]

Hey friends!

A new work, Fortune of a Wish by bigbravebeetle, was published today, with 1/? Chapters released! It is Not Rated and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Crack, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt No Comfort, Romantic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Gay, Gay Panic, Gay Male Character, Trans Male Character, Everyone Needs A Hug, Denial of Feelings, Self-Harm, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Discovery, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, How Do I Tag"

You can read it here:

A new work, Hilltop Chimney by chaosTT, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "Alternate Universe - Personality Swap, Lawful joke (Alternate Universe), Oneshot, Sickfic, Sick Character, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluff, Comfort No Hurt, Enemies to Friends, Heavily hinted at Friends to Lovers, but thats in the future not in this fic, Sorry Not Sorry, Scrabby is sick af, Prism has hinted at sensory issues, both of them are disasters in love, one is just now figuring it out, How Do I Tag, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Cosmic Owl mention only, Self-Indulgent, As all good fanfics should be, No beta we die like Jake, sorry Jake LMAO, Scenting??? - Freeform, plan on changing the formatting later, it looks ugly to me, but its out here now so whatever, hope its readable, i'm posting this and going to bed"

You can read it here:

NSFW works are below the cut :].

A new work, All Wrapped Up by phoenixash234flames, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Mummy Scarab bondage, thats basically it idk what to tell you"

You can read it here:

The Beginning is the End is the Beginning, by grylos, was updated today, with 4/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, with additional tags "Genocide, Slavery, Sexual Slavery, Bombs, Suicidal Thoughts, Sad, Happy Ending, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Backstory, Slow Burn, Child Abuse, Past Abuse, Physical Abuse, Explicit Sexual Content, Corruption, Consensual Non-Consent, Rape/Non-con Elements, Self-Harm"

You can read it here:

A new work, Eau de Parfum by TJade, was published today, with 2/2 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Established Relationship, Teasing, Banter, Lust, Eventual Smut, Scent Kink, Breeding Kink, Pheromones, They're kind of implied I guess, Dirty Talk"

You can read it here:

A new work, Gifts Are Best Unwrapped In Private, But Prismo Was Never Patient Enough For That by Rachrar, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Trans Scarab, Vaginal Sex, Drunk Sex, Mostly tipsy on their ends tbh, Alternate Universe - Human, Humiliation, Which is actually Scarab just thinking about how he would humiliate himself, Office AU, Cunnilingus, Come Eating, Mutual Pining, Light Belly Bulge, Trans Male Character"

You can read it here:

A new work, Under Magenta Lights by SinnerDinner and sparklinggrapesoda, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "top scarab, bottom prismo, Bottom Scarab (Adventure Time), Top Prismo, Yes They Switch, Alternate Universe - Office, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Pole Dancing, Lapdance, Alcohol, Frottage, Making Out, Semi-Public Sex, Bathroom Sex, Blow Jobs, Deepthroating, gagging, Biting, Scratching, Hickies, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Cowgirl Position, Doggy Style, sex with and without a condom, Loss of Virginity, First Time Topping, First Time Bottoming, we decided Scarab was a virgin halfway through because it was funny, Crushes, Fluff and Smut, Shameless Smut, Collaboration, very little editing, Improvised RP, the self-indulgence gets progressively worse, sorry mom, Shower Sex, who allowed us to write 35k of this"

You can read it here:

[landonor]

@.LN4: It's never too early for a track walk🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Ghosts Tell Me

~

Ghosts gather near the place where something bad is going to happen,

Danny with his ghost sense tends to notice before anyone else and tends to react outwardly before the danger even happens, gaining a reputation of seeing the future,

Ghosts also tell Danny things, causing Danny to know more about situations and the people around him, it comes of as suspicious.

~

Danny pulling away a snack from his coworker: "Careful your allergic to these ingredients!"

Coworker: "How the hell...I've never mentioned that to anyone."

~

Danny on a phone call with his friends while doing his nightly walks in Gotham: "Yeah so apparently the second Robin who is now Red Hood has very personal beef with the clown here cuz he got killed by him after being sold out by his bio mom, which really sucks for the poor guy."

Oracle who has been keeping an Eye on Danny cuz he's very suspicious from an outsiders pov: "Hey B, I think we have a problem."

~

Danny notices that the ghost in Gotham tends to gather where something bad is going to happen, the more they are the worse the situation will be: *glowing smoke leaves from his mouth* "Yikes! Very bad vibes here, nope!"

Gothamites who at this point recognize him and know the drill and quickly pack up their things to leave:

~

Just an Idea

[insane-eli]

It felt all wrong, though

[gingermintpepper]

I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

[cassandracain52]

so I’ve seen lots of fics about Bruce coming back and finding out things like Tim loosing his spleen or Damian getting shot (on multiple occasions by different people) and he almost always finds out by either having dug into the Batcomputers records and stumbling across it or just seeing it on scans or something after Tim or Damian is injured

but imagine for a moment Bruce finds out, not on his own, but by the others telling him.

And by “tell him” I of course mean that they all automatically assume that he already knows about all of it(because he’s the worlds greatest detective so obviously they don’t need to say anything) so they never bring it up until they mention it one day in passing and nearly give him a heart attack.

for example:

Bruce: Tim, I need you to come with me to speak with Dr. Thompkins down at the clinic about that new drug that’s been circulating

Tim: Oh, sure thing, just let me grab my mask

[Bruce not saying anything but looking at him confused because Tim is already fully suited up and wearing his domino mask?]:

[Tim, now wearing a surgical face mask]: Ok, I’m ready! [Bruce just staring at him, waiting for some explanation. He doesn’t get one.]:

Bruce: Tim

Tim: hm?

Bruce: Why are you wearing a face mask..?

Tim: Oh! Well Dr. Thompkins got mad at me last time I came to the clinic without one because there’s a lot of sick people there and I should be more careful since I’m immunocompromised-

[Bruce, immediately cutting him off]: Wait, what?

[Tim, slightly confused]: She got mad at me when I didn’t wear one last time..?

[Bruce, equally confused and growing very concerned]: No, not that. You’re immunocompromised?

[Tim, now completely lost because this is all common knowledge?]: Uh, yeah??

[Bruce, even more concerned]: How??? What do you mean??

[Tim, getting annoyed and rolling his eyes]: Well that’s what they call you when you have no spleen, Bruce.

Bruce: What.

[Tim finally realizing that, just maybe, they skipped a step]: I have no spleen? It got stabbed so Ra’s took it

[Bruce, about to have an aneurysm]: RA’S DID WHAT-

______ Or like him finding out Damian had his entire spine replaced

Bruce: Hey, do you think it’s strange Damian’s so small?

Dick: No?? He’s ten?? Ten year olds are small?

[Bruce, audibly concerned]: No, I mean don’t you think he should have grown some by now? Is he not eating enough?

[Dick, immediately relaxing]: Oh, that? Yeah, it’s fine

[Bruce, still concerned]: Are you sure? I was taller than that at his age

[Dick, waving his hand dismissively]: Nah, he’s fine. I think the spine replacement just stunted his growth a bit

Bruce:…

Dick:..?

[Bruce, near hysterically because all his kids somehow keep losing pieces of their insides and none of them seem bothered by it??]: his wHAT- ____

Dick has to spend the next several hours trying to stop Bruce from making everyone do a mandatory medical examination so he can make sure none of his other kids are missing anything

Dick promises that it was just the two things

Bruce is not reassured

[bryonyashaw]

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𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜 𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝘾𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙙! 🌟

The family and I were lucky enough to be invited to the PR Christmas Launch at @brigggardencentre - loads of people were lined up to join in and see all the festive decor!

I know it's a shock to the system having the 'C' word mentioned in September but it's a big event for Brigg (and also people love it)

The staff had put on a fantastic event with free flowing Prosecco and @belvoirfarm_uk drinks plus mince pies and Christmas cake, Mr and Mrs Claus were there too of course to open up the incredible Christmas section (Oscar was very excited to tell them what he wants for Christmas) there was a Gingerbread Bakery offering yummy treats and shelves filled with every festive style imaginable!

There was also a Wreathe making display but my kids were feral so we missed that part as they needed 15 minutes chill time.

The first photo I've used is the photo taken by the Hull Daily Mail and also featured on the online Grimsby Telegraph (and yes that's Oscar pulling the sigma face)

We were also given an awesome festive goody bag for going - featuring items like  @baylisandhardingplc @yankeecandle @carebears and Enchante.

📌 𝘉𝘪𝘨𝘣𝘺 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘙𝘥, 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘨 𝘋𝘕20 9𝘏𝘌

Brigg Garden Centre is well known for its large Christmas displays, covering over 3500 square feet - the displays showcase twelve themes and is home to the most extensive range of decorations, trees and lights.

There are also over 60 Garden Centres throughout the UK! They have a variety of departments in store from plants to furniture but you can browse online to see what they have available too.

Plus they have a 'Family Card' where you can receive regular discount vouchers and save instantly with Family Card prices.

[mossytrashcan]

also here. throws her at you.

[existentialcrisis-9-5]

Eclipse finally has their licence!

Sorry it took a while, they had to get a few repairs first :P

Sun and Moon's licence :)

The full lanyard