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lima-norte · 4 months ago

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La DINI esta RASTREANDO el ciberespacio {desde hace mucho tiempo} #Hildebrandt

https://perunews.com/news/press/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/dini.mp3 Inteligencia digital / La Dirección Nacional de Inteligencia (DINI) acaba de comprar equipos israelíes para rastrear lo que pueda ocurrir en el ciberespacio. Avisados estamos. ¿Tendremos que blindar los celulares? Un equipo de la empresa israelí Cellebrite COMPRADO POR NICOLÁS MADURO {también} a pesar de las sanciones…

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demonicsuffrage · 4 months ago

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Batman regularly conducts performance evaluations/reviews for all the justice league members on an annual basis

Someone in the league, probably Hal or Barry, brings up how unfair it is that none of the robins have to go through it, when it's the most daunting thing ever. So now, the batkids have to go through mandatory performance reviews too

Bruce: The audit team says the budget this time was way higher than the last?

Tim, who's laundering an entire batmobile: We just needed extra snacks to feed the bats in the cave

Bruce: They suddenly needed more food?

Tim: Actually the previous bats all adopted new baby bats. Cause they're all like you, you know?

Bruce, trying not to cry: okay

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Bruce: The record says you broke the 'no gun rule' fifty times in the past month.

Jason: Damn just fifty?

Bruce: That's not acceptable

Jason: What are you gonna do, fire me? Your poor posthumous son?

Bruce:

Jason: That's what I thought, see you at dinner

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Bruce: In the medical record, all your injuries are listed as 'nunya'. Care to elaborate?

Dick, hitting a pose: Nunya business

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Bruce: How would you rate yourself and your performance on a scale of 1-5?

Cass, trying to sound professional: 4.8

Bruce, concerned: Why did you deduct the 0.2? Self-esteem is important. You're getting a five, review over

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Bruce: What would you like to say about your repeated-

Duke: I'm severely understaffed, you know? As in, i literally work my shift alone, so

Bruce: Fair enough, I apologize, you may leave

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Bruce: In your own words, please explain why we should keep you around for another year

Damian, having to deal with this right after a long patrol: I'm your blood son. Would you fire me? Firing Richard as Robin wasn't enough?

Bruce:

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Bruce: What would you say your biggest flaws have been, while working this year?

Steph, experienced in these cause of her service jobs: I cared too much. And I worked too hard.

Bruce:

Steph: Can't forget I'm also too good at my job.

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riocinn · 1 year ago

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those were the lyrics right

#lsoh #little shop of horrors #orin scrivello #hi my local theater group is doing auditions for lsoh #and i really wanna be in it so i watched the movie for the first time #and i really liked it and dentist was my favorite song #so here's my contribution to the tumblr tag thank you and goodnight

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re-dracula · 3 months ago

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We're adapting Frankenstein next year, and we want to cast entirely Trans VAs! All roles are paid $35/hour of recording time and no previous VA experience is required. We'd especially love to to see more auditions from voice actors of color! This call closes May 1.

#audio drama #audio auditions

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anna-scribbles · 9 months ago

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emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

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#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #my art #emma dupain cheng #emma agreste #(i think that may the more popular tag for her lol. she is a dupain cheng in my heart though)#plagg #she is thirteen almost fourteen here btw. because i love circularity #emma dupain cheng to me is like. what if emilie or adrien grew up in a stable home with no trauma. that’s emma #and she is theater kid✨#and adrien and marinette are soooo so so supportive and love going to her shows and are so proud of her #/marinette has to be held back from trying to manipulate the school play casting process to secure emma the lead every year #but then emma sets her sights on bigger things(broadway west end)#and adrien pumps the breaks big time #and he’s so torn between supporting her interests and wanting so badly to keep her from like. being a child actor. having a job. b #being pulled from school #and emma gets upset bc he is standing in the way of her dreams #and they fight about it:(#and then emma discovers plagg and convinces him to help her sneak out and go to her callback that she secretly auditioned for #(and forged all the parent signatures for lol)#and. well. plagg CAN be bribed #and also she just reminds him so much of baby adrien🤧 he is a softie #and she runs away to her callback. and adrien and marinette wake up the next morning and see on the news that there is a new chat noir.#anyway. not that i’ve thought about it or anything

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aardvaark · 2 months ago

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some of sophie devereaux’s most iconic & hilarious lines, in my humble opinion:

"what kind of world would it be if everyone who committed a silly little crime went to prison? complete madness!"

"EX art thief! EX!"

"is this about fear of the russian mob, or fear of intimacy?"

sophie: "i don't have a lot of rules in this world. three, actually - don't count the money till after the con, know when to walk away from the con, and-" nate: ""the gambler"? you're basing your life philosophy on a kenny rogers song?"

[after everyone’s been making fun of her accent in the rashomon job] "i hate you all."

sophie: "nate, i have to say, of all the deceitful, unprincipled, corrupt things i've done in my entire life - nothing is as bad as..." nate: "politics?" sophie: "i can’t even say it."

"i start telling the truth all day, i stop being sophie devereaux."

nate: "you’re not supposed to root for the criminals [in movies]." sophie: "always root for the home team."

"darling, nobody knows all of [my aliases]. not even me."

[about gifts for the team] "oh, i wouldnt say ‘bought’, exactly… we, ah, obtained."

"i am a grifter. if i’m doing my job right, then the mark just… [clicks tongue and mimes turning a dial] …turns off the alarm for me."

sophie: "pack your bags everyone, we’re going to make news!" [walks away dramatically] nate: "yeah, she’s walking into the closet."

[having been shot] "you wanker!"

#for that sophie devereaux appreciation. i know im late shhh #leverage #sophie devereaux #sophie devereaux leverage #leverageposting #oh also i feel like i cant add it w/out over explaining but that scene in the homecoming job where she does a truly awful audition for a #soap commerical and then tells the casting directors that 'peggy killed her first husband' lmao. peggy being the character in the commercia #but since peggy is the name of a whole actual character on leverage. that wouldnt make sense w/out a bunch of context #but her delivery of that line is absolutely hilarious. peggy KILLED her first husband!#love whenever she says a line thats so ridiculous that everyone else in the room is just like. 'ohhh my goddd.'#eg the 'fear of the russian mob or intimacy' line. everyone else is like 'fuuuuuck'#absolutely iconic to me that she copied kenny rogers lyrics and apparently thought nate wouldnt notice #her and eliot are both so dramatic lol. she refuses to even say the WORD politics and he claims watching her play was worse than torture.#levcountdown

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endiness · 2 months ago

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