#bird shenanigans

[emotionallydeprived-shapeshifter]

South stole my carving knife :/ now I'm chasing after a fuckin raven with a knife again

[bird-nobody]

Just tripped into this blog by accident with a question, how did you fuck a tree, and did it feel good?

I am not explaining how I fucked a tree.

And yes it did lol

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

There was an encounter in the park between a crow and a family of swans (more images will be coming in a reblog)

[mswyrr]

Seems twitter isn't letting me tweet??? Wth

[yoghurt-bimbo]

got a budgie so now i gotta watch my language around him bc he heard the girl cockatiel being horny and now makes the same sounds

[pinkiemachine]

PART 8! I’M STILL GOING!

Part 9 👇

part 7 👇

[canisalbus]

I usually struggle a lot to draw dogs, but this was so funny!

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[ruinme-please]

Alternate angle of the ass kicking fight (x)

[someone-took-lost]

i promise you. they are indeed. all this fucking stupid. and i love them with my entire heart.

(SIDE NOTE. THIS ISN’T CANON. BUT I HAVE A FEELING KATHRINE [they/them] DID KIDNAP THESE TWO AT SOME POINT)

((SIDESIDE NOTE. this dialog is reference to the sonic fandub < 3))

[waywardstation]

I just saw that yesterday (April 17th) was Phione Day (フィオネの日)

How about a little appreciation post of our favorite heroine turned Phione and the shenanigans she is up to?

Once Akari figured out how to use Water Gun, she became just a little too eager to test out its viability on warding off murkrow.

She profusely apologized later.

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I didn’t know yesterday was Phione Day!! That’s so cool!! Thank you for sending an ask about it!! I hope this suffices haha

[havendance]

I think we should torture Dick by coming up with an AU where Tim's the one to get dealt the faked death/undercover in spyral thing instead. Like, congratulations man! You're the last one standing. (Well, except for Jason I suppose but Jason's probably causing problems on purpose.) You've won an even bigger than usual guilt complex. No, you can't opt out.

[emotionallydeprived-shapeshifter]

Hey has anyone seen my-

Oh SHIT! SOUTH THAT'S NOT A TOY-

[orionsgirdle]

with a lot of this alicent hightower analysis something becomes very clear about how women are perceived in media. when she has a baby she gets the #MOTHER character tag and all other traits disappear. she must now exist solely for her children. all her motivations must be related to her children.

compare that to how viserys is treated by the fandom and the mainstream media. yes he is a father, but he's also a husband who loved his first wife (even though he killed her). he loved his brother. he loved his valyrian history, his little dragon figurines. people have no trouble understanding him as a full-fledged, flawed character with conflicting motivations.

alicent though? why is her sole focus not on making her son the king like in the book? how dare she have conflicting, contradictory desires outside of what her children want? it's like if a mother's reason for existing is not her children then what is the point of her being there?

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho

Bonus from a later reblog:

FWUMP

[robotssssss]

Gabriel doing winged creature behaviors, also wings that can blush

[toulousewayne]

Daily Batfam Shenanigans Pt:5

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Damian:Grayson?

Dick looks over from his spot watching TV and eating Coco Puffs.

Dick:Yes Little Dee?

Damian:You are very aware of my experience with animals.

Dick: Very much so, yes.

Damian:Why does father seem so interested about give me Birds and bees.

Dick laughs for a bit.

Dick: No kiddo, he talking about…the reproductive health.

Damian:…Sex? I know what sex is Grayson Mother gave me this with topic with a diagram and you and the alien are never quiet when I stay at the tower. So I do not see the need for such time constraints.

Dick:…

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Jason is in the cave help Tim with his wound care when he notices a large scar on Tim.

Jason: Where’d you get this from Replacement, falling off the handlebars of your bike again?

Tim (Drowsy from medicine ): Oh that, no Ra took my spleen.

Jason:…..The fuck you just say Tim?

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Oracle is in the ClockTower and is on Coms with Robin who’s patrolling the East end.

Robin: Oracle?

Oracle: Yes, Robin?

Robin:Father, had the talk with me earlier.

Oracle:And how’d that go?

Robin:I think Father needs to take a course on giving the talk he isn’t very good at it.

Oracle (Chuckling): Why do you think that?

Robin: He kept trying to explain anatomy but he didn’t understand women’s. He said I should ask a woman.

Oracle loosing it on the other line.

Robin:Is it that complex?

Oracle gaining her composure: Oh, kiddo you right your father needs help.

Robin: So will you explain—

Oracle: Absolutely not.

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Duke:Is this safe?

Jason:Most likely not.

Duke:Should we tell someone?

Jason:Probably.

Duke:Are you going to?

Jason: Nope

Alfred in the next room: Whatever you two are about to do, save yourselves the trouble.

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Kate: And how did you convince him to do it?

Stephanie & Dick: Bribes

Kate: Okay, so what exactly did you two bribe him with?

Dick(Smirking): That’s highly useful and top secret information.

Jason enters the room in a fuzzy red sweater and approaches Bruce who’s reading a book.

Bruce (Confused): Everything okay Jay?

Jason give Bruce a hug and quickly leaves the the room.

Stephanie (Sobbing): You got the tissues?

Dick hands her a box and dries his own tears.

Kate walking away: This family needs therapy.

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Damian:……

Tim:Why are you staring at me?

Damian:………

Tim:Did I do something to you,or are you trying out to be one of the twins from the Shining?

Damian:I need you to take me and Jon to see a movie Saturday night.

Tim:You couldn’t have lead with that?!

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Barbara: Go Left

Batman & Nightwing go Right

Barbara: No your other left.

Nightwing:That’s the right?

Barbara trying not to scream and rip her hair out.

Barbara: This Family Makes me want to murder people.

Batman: Are we in Pursuit of Riddler Now?

*Oracle Disconnects*