#brother things

[geschrie-sixtyne]

It is an audio in Spanish But I added subtitles and I knew it would fit with this.

We all know who the brains of the group are!

(I'm not an expert and I did it more for fun)

My favorite expression is Crosshair's, it's iconic jsjsjs

[a-little-lostecho]

BROTHER THINGS

::

*Floyd bragging to Jade about being a centimeter taller than him*

Jade, who’s had enough of Floyd’s antics : Oh my, I wonder if you were to turn back into your original form and we cut off part of your tail, would you shrink? We should test that theory out.

Azul, tired of both of their antics : Jade we will not be cutting off anyone’s tails.

Yuu, who wants to know now : No, no, let him try it I want to see what happens.

::

(I’m actually lowkey curious but realistically it probably wouldn’t work?)

[narcissablackmylove]

Sirius: Regulus, can I ask you a question? Regulus: You just did. Sirius: Okay, can I ask you two questions? Regulus: You just did. Sirius,*frustrated*: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! Regulus: You just did. Sirius: When?! Regulus: Just now.

[redsrrrr]

I like to think tim absolutely dreads it whenever someone mentions the league bases that went non operational like he would be having a sibling squabble with damian and itll go

Tim: you know you can’t play that card either I-

Damian: oh, so what about grandfathers bases, Drake.

Tim, gritting his teeth: ..there is nothing about them.

Damian: your body count-

Tim: which there’s none of

Damian: because there was no one left to count?

[mcusluttt]

Watching ‘Bullet Train’ with my older brother.

me to my brother: Tangerine is the same actor as Pietro.

my brother: “It’s pronounced ‘Pizza’…” *very smugly*

[rainybyday]

Another thought

I like the thought of Damian trying to get along with Tim, like, he is the first person to try to stretch out his hand as a peace offering. They may not be “I-want-to-kill-you” phase anymore but that doesn’t mean the tension is gone. 

Damian would plan a whole day of what to do or an event or something similar of that sort to hand out with Tim. He’s going to be the person who a) will plan an event through his own interests because brothers would share their interests with each other or b) something that Tim likes. He would be a person who would whole heartly go all out to make sure the day was perfect because the Bat paranoia has to come from somewhere. He would plan everything to what they would do from sectioning their time to tactically make sure his whole family was busy with something else that every day. (He has to bribe either Cass or Duke to get Dick off his back. Alfred already has Bruce covered.)

The thing about Damian of being a perfectionist about the day they hang out is that Damian would expect certain reactions from Tim because it’s a brother-hang-out day that he planned. But Tim would either be very tense, suspicious, bored, or out right in exhausted pain. These are not the sort of reactions he gets when he goes out with Grayson or Brown at all and its slowly driving Damian into a panic because something went wrong with his plan, and he doesn’t know what to do. This confusion leads to Damian letting his emotions out as anger and would either get mad at Tim or be very snippy with Tim throughout the trip.

Meanwhile, Tim is trying to understand Damian’s motive of taking him out and thinks this is just him messing with him or that this is a punishment of sorts. 

Both boys do not know how to communicate with each other which leads to high tensions and disasters.

Damian will try to go more planned days out with Tim, but it doesn’t work, and he doesn’t understand what he is doing wrong because “this is how Grayson took him out for the day does he want to be kidnapped like how Todd does it????”

Someone’s going to come and fix this eventually, just let them get it out of their system.

+Cass would help them

+Dick too once he finds out what is going on by a panicked Tim calling him about Damian

+Jason will not want to get involved because this is not for him to intervene and it makes good drama to watch

+Steph see’s it too and is between face palming because of Tim or laughing before hinting at Tim what Damian is trying to do which he flat out does not believe (best detective my ass)

+Duke will not touch from a 100 ft radius but if Tim is complaining during his time then he will make sarcastic remarks which Tim takes the literal opposite way of what they mean

+Barbara is a mix of Duke and Steph, mostly Duke when both brothers do. Not. Take. The. Hint. 

+Alfred has Bruce covered, just don’t worry about it much

+But yes Alfred will have tea and coffee at the ready when both boys come to him at different times to complain about each other 

No idea if people would do an angst or a crack type of path with this

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[spooksier]

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby finally meets FNAF game Michael Afton

[pokeberry5]

boy hostage (spiritual successor to this)

big brother to the rescue:

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[adhdslugcrimes]

Jason, had a nightmare and going to one person he's went to for years as a Robin.

Jason: Dickface, I had a nightmare.

Dick, half asleep: welcome to the club.

Jason: what do I do about it?

Dick: wait until it goes to college and becomes someone else's nightmare.

Jason, unimpressed: less snark dip shit.

Dick, sighs scoots over and pats his bed:

Jason: don't you think I'm to old to sleep with you?

Dick: listen, the way I see it because it's too damn early to be thinking about other options, is you either get into bed and I hold you like I did when you were 8 and I go back to dreaming about stabbing B, or you go back to your room and I still go back to my dream stabbing B. The choice is yours.

Jason:

Dick:

Jason:

Dick:

Jason, getting into bed with Dick: tell anyone about this and I'll kill you.

Dick, holds his sixteen yo brother: goodnight littlewing.

[moonilit]

He got some fact checking to do

[pianokantzart]

[l-just-want-to-see]

isn’t the fundamental tragedy of 18 year old Dick that he wants to be free but instead he is loved and of 18 year old Jason that he wants to be loved but instead he is free

[ashesthendust]

As much as I joke about living on the opposite corner of the country from my brother, I can’t help but acknowledge that there’s something combustible between us when we get too close. We’re like sharks who can’t resist circling each other, waiting for the other to bite, taking vicious satisfaction in each other’s mirrored, toothy faces. Maybe it’s even the logical consequence of our fissured independences, running deep in our blood—we can’t help but rely on each other; we hate that we do.

June 2, 2023