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kidrat · 11 months

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obviously people can have headcanons. zero hate toward the relevant crowd. but u have to admit its pretty funny when people call sam winchester queer coded. like why because he's nice? my man doesnt have a single male friend, how'd you expect him to be homosexual if he's not even homosocial

#obvs u can be queercoded without being coded as a gay man yadda yadda #but we all know thats what ppl often MEAN #especially on this hellsite #my point is i find it difficult to see a queer reading of sam bc he doesnt interact w men?#plus the point of comparison is dean who is incredibly involved with every man ever #i just feel like the gay sam crowd are the type who think any long hair dickie pants male feminist is 'fruity'#more power to u if u do relate to him in a queer way #but like it IS funny. cmon #all of sams best friends r milfs hes not gay hes yung gravy #spn

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butchfalin · 6 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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lustwithoutlore · 3 months

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Stephanie: Congratulations! You have won a lifetime supply of lemons!

Black Mask: You only gave me one lemon

Stephanie, pulling out a gun: yep

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apollosbisexualass · 5 months

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Kelli: Take Percy Jackson to the arena, I’m sure he’d love to meet his brother

Percy: Tyson?

Kelli:

Kelli: Need I remind you that your father is a whore

#that one scene in BotL is so funny bc subtext #like cmon Percy have you met your dad?#Wikipedia searched this bitch?#the chances of this dude being Tyson was one is a thousand #percy jackson #pjo fandom #pjo series #greek gods #greek mythology #tyson pjo #incorrect percy jackson #kelli pjo #battle of the labyrinth #percy Jackson and the Olympians #daedalus’ labyrinth #poseidon #poseidon Greek mythology #poseidon pjo #percy Jackson and poseidon

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xpoolboy · 8 months

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it's sad knowing i will never be half as funny as one singular screenshot from mangoball

#obv i dont support d*nf or the rest of their friends but like. cmon its funny

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yonpote · 13 days

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okay I keep hearing people referencing this "lara" younow moment regarding dangender (and I'm assuming lara comes from lara croft) but I've never seen it. do you know which video it was from? or someone in the yomp-sphere who might know? 👀

idk if she said it in a younow, i was referencing reacting to my childhood vids :)

#phangender #myclips #phan #ehhhh dont feel like maintagging #the next clip right after this is dan singing barbie girl in front of all her elderly family members #its so funny like they ALLL knew he was gay like cmon 😭#they were just messing w him at that point

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friendlyengie · 5 months

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heavy tf2 has like 0 ass and you guys have to learn to be okay with that

#Can you love a fat man and his shrimp legs in equal measure. Can you do this.#< joke btw.#I love when people remember to draw him fat but they will draw him with like. Equal torso to lower body proportions.#I know we’re all wishful thinkers but cmon now.#tf2 #yeah wh6 not. Funny..

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skitskatdacat63 · 7 months

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For Dru (@fortheloveofaussiegrit), thank you for completely and utterly brainrotting me with this moment 🙏

#HEHEHEHE SOO HAPPY WITH THIS AAAAAHHHHHH #hope you like it dru <3 #originally i was just going to draw oscar with the plushie #but then im like wait....mark is the type to proudly take pics of him(that clip of him taking pics of oscar)#but seriously that clip literally fucking murdered me #like it starts off with him randomly being all cutesy like #'oscar was tucked into bed 🥰 with his teddy 🥰🥰 which is a kangaroo actually! 🥰🥰'#which like murdered me on the spot. was literally just slapping my chair at that #and then the rest of the clip praising him and then comparing at the end #THANK YOU MARK FOR THAT. I GUESS.#just like. he hears party and champagne and his first thought is oscar cozy in bed...okay 🤔🤭#two theories(i said this to dru already):#A. he is telling the truth. i mean cmon came up with that one so quickly!#B. they had a private party to celebate oscar's win-*I am forcibly dragged away*#but jokes aside. so funny for mark to just headcanon on broadcast #f1 #formula 1 #mark webber #oscar piastri #2023 qatar gp #oscarmark #i dont know if ive actually ever seen any oscarmark fanart before? interesting #catie.art.

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suntails · 7 months

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#4!!! trey is rambling about [redacted topic] (i cant stand talking abt it sry) and it reminds silver of mr zigvolt #its the passion for it its the normal guy-isms of trey clover and mr zigvolt. its so FUNNY its so goofy. if theres a briar valley event...#if theres a briar valley event i will genuinely be MAD if trey isnt there. they hint the similarities so fuckgn much its HILARIOUS cMON #silver im very sorry u are trapped in this conversation <3 <3 #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #trey clover #suntails #oh i also dunno if i specified anywhere since i started the series on twt? none of this series is rly intended to be Ships #like if someone wants to interpret em that way? all the power to u. this series exists to make sure i draw every goddamn char w silver #so ig rarepair shippers im unaware of will be feasting GHVBJFK i shake yalls hands in solidarity. im silvil ceo i understand lack of conten

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housewifebuck · 1 year

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#bucks reaction is just so funny to me he’s like aw cmon man:(#anyway. best ship dynamic fr #911 #911 fox #911edit #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #buddieedit #evanbuckleyedit #eddiediazedit #911verse #eddiediazdaily #evanbuckleydaily #my gifs #🪐

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overlyspecificmcrmemes · 7 months

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it’s been months and the smashing pumpkins tiktok acc is still going strong posting gerard edits the most dedicated gerardie out there

#most of the time im just like bro cmon #but also it’s kinda funny #overly specific mcr memes #my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way #smashing pumpkins

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luck-of-the-drawings · 3 months

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my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #deacon keller #arthur bennett #OOUGUGHHAAOGUguguhh i feel so cringe whenever i ship two characters. like theyre not even REAL #why cant i be more 'hyperfixated' on getting bitched or something. CHRIST. anwyay i want em to hold hands or smth. yknow. freak stuff.#SO DEACON KELLER!! HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR TALKIN ABT THIS PLACE GETTING ATTACKED.. WE SAW HIM APPROACHING #AND THEN THE WHOLE FEAST PORTION OF THE PARTY HAPPENED N HE GOT STUCK #BUT HE KNEEEWW HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR SOMEHOW!! i just think thats neat. hes dedicated to protecting his people. hes respectable!!#GOD he doesnt even have that much screen time but i LOVE HIMMM n his silly lil shadow steed named Sunshine.. like cmon.... ugh.....#hes sweet n hes funny and he CAARES about the things hes in charge of on some levels. he certainly does his best to look after his own.#god idk what else to write here other than how much hes been on my MMMIND lately. the doctors are still running diagnostiscs #i just think hes so neat... also i think its funny that hes afraid o snakes. OH YKNOW lemme just talk abt my damn art. first o all this too #SSSOOO LONG. WEEKS EVEN.IVE BEEN WORKIN ON IT SINCE EP 5 WAS ON PATREON.it was sposed to be justa buncha doodles but then it Evolved #idk man...cowboys are just so cool...especially w VAMP POWERS..fastest shot in the west for a REASON BABY...n with the red smoke #n the glowing eyes..CMOn thats so cool i hadta get my visions into reality. the eyes were inspired by the music video for RATTLESNAKE (kglw #that where the IM THE SERPENT lines come from.lyrics from tha song.ooh yeah i love kglw so much...i also have other hidden messages here #i like to hide things...ALSO ALSO. I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE W SO MUCH O THIS. the two bits with arthur n deacon biting eachother. AGONY #POSES ARE SO HHARRDDD SAME WITH THAT doodle o arthur slammin deacons head into the ground. WEEKS to get that pose RIGHT. I BLED SO MUCH #OHH AND GUNS???COWBOYHATS?? HIS GAY LIL JACKET? W THE DANGLIES?? AGOONYYY IT TOOK SO LONG TO PERFECT IT..especialy guns. OUUUHH #i also dont draw mustaches enough... which sucks bc im weak for a good mustache... BUT i think im doing pretty well on that.#it was hard but yknow what!! i think i did good! i rly like how this all turned out!! EXCEPT FOR THA FUCKIN RIBBON BOW THING I FORGOT TODRA #IN THE TOP RIGHT... THAT I JSUT NOTICED...its fine its fine i dont care that much. this is good enough to FEAST upon so im content n happy.#anyway i gotta leave ina few hours to start TRAINING for my NEW JOB!! CHEER FOR ME!! TRUCK IS A BLACKJACK DEALER NOW!! IEAAAHHH BABYYYY!!!!#thanku for reading my weird lil scrolls i bury beneath my posts. if u leave tags i WILL absorb them. and feel joy.

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 months

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TT: He's cute. He reminds me of this guy I used to know. He didn't want me either. No one does. For who could ever learn to love a beast?

TG: fuck. have i got a film for u

#source: @SheDoesntLoveMeOk on what im................99% sure is pornhub #i think the joke hits harder knowing the website cause like. 'ohhoho film?? youre recommending a film? on pornhub?'#and then the film in question is disney animated classic beauty and the beast #but cmon this is just a really funny dirk sentence #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dirk strider #roxy lalonde

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oceanwithouthermoon · 4 months

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man, if i were kusuo saiki and my brother knew everything i was saying without hearing it, i would pretend that everything he knew i was saying was wrong and act super confused just to fuck with him

#@ kusuo saiki i have an epic prank for u to pull #this would be so funny cmon #imagine kusuke evil monologuing except every time he does that thing where he responds to kusuo perfectly even though he cant hear him-#kusuo just makes his confused face and shakes his head #looks at the camera confused #kusuke gets more and more frustrated as it goes on #when kusuke goes 'thats right!' to something he knows kusuo said and kusuo just looks around confused like '.. whats right?'#saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo #saiki kusuke #meows post

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gnaomignome · 1 month

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“Me?! You mean me??” Yes, Richard. The guy having a psychotic break covered in blood yelling and waving a gun around, you. She means you

#this scene was always so funny to me like #Rick look at urself #ik u were fistfighting an abuser so like slay but #cmon #rick grimes #the walking dead #twd towl #twd fanart #michonne

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felidaefatigue · 3 months

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I just think more lyctor pairs should paint nudies of each other :)

(based on Young Woman with Sword by Jules-Eilie Delaunay)

#cat scratches #tlt #the locked tomb #gideon nav #nude tw #?#it was such a fitting composition like cmon #i genuinely wanted to do every single cav cause its funny #tlt scratches

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